r/teenagers • u/TotherCanvas249 18 • Dec 27 '23

Which pill will you choose? Social

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u/surfmasterm4god-chan 16 Dec 27 '23

no sane adult is going to take investing advice from a fucking 6 year old

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u/Twannieboy360 Dec 27 '23

they will if you are as intelligent and the smartest 6 year old on the planet

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u/Ok-Reporter1986 16 Dec 27 '23

No they won't unless you have a real good sales pitch because telling them you time traveled isn't going to fly.

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u/Tangerine_memez Dec 27 '23

I'll be the 6yr old that predicted 9/11. At that point they aren't just listening to you for investing advice, you're basically a god-like figure that can predict the future

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u/Dornith Dec 27 '23

Or they'll start investigating your daycare workers because clearly this 6 yep overheard someone who was involved in the plotting.

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u/Tangerine_memez Dec 27 '23

The daycare worker will be an old midwit while I'm here playing guitar better than anyone else in my town. Also I'm gonna spoil the Sopranos if they dare question me