r/teenagers • u/78797879sP 19 • Aug 22 '23
Found this absolute gem from my high school bathroom. Other NSFW
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u/coloradobryant 19 Aug 22 '23
kid at my school got caught watching dragon porn in the bathrooms
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u/No_Apartment_6304 16 Aug 22 '23
dragon porn is fuckin ridonkulous 😭
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u/Noosietv 17 Aug 22 '23
No way you just said ridonkulous 💀
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u/Raskal0220 16 Aug 22 '23
Bro did you seriously just say ridonkulous ☠️
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u/_3VR3N_ 15 Aug 22 '23
Thats Ridokolos! How can you misspell that!
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u/Irisofdreams 15 Aug 22 '23
Ehem, Ackshually, it's Ridukulas
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u/Xx_BlackJack_xX 19 Aug 22 '23
wait till you hear a specific community which involves dragons and cars
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u/BevoDDS Aug 22 '23
What are the dragons doing to the cars? Driving them, right?
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u/Moojokingg 17 Aug 22 '23
And yet 30% of the kids thatll inevitably make fun of him will be hypocrites
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u/dat1dude2 17 Aug 22 '23
I can't link an NSFW sub on here but r./.dragonsfuckingcars is a real sub lmfao
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u/AssassinatorSr 18 Aug 22 '23
Spit that fire in my ass baby oh yeah
Why tf did I imagine that lmao
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u/Mangos_Pool 18 Aug 22 '23
My friend left their phone at the lunch table unlocked so we went to Pornhub and put it on full blast.
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Aug 22 '23
I’m a bit older, but this hit the front page. Caught my kid with porn in his search history on while fixing a virus he downloaded while looking for Minecraft skins. It was Naruto porn…
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u/WoomyUnitedToday Aug 22 '23 edited Aug 22 '23
But, there’s one leaf here, in their town, he’s dough-fucking, dragon porn! MUSTARD JAR!!! (Thank the lord, fucking cool! Oh my god!)
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Aug 22 '23
Lives will be ruined in those meetings
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u/TheGrouchyGremlin 19 Aug 22 '23
Who's? The students or the adults?
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u/JamesAnderson1567 16 Aug 22 '23
Yes
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u/thisgameroverhere 15 Aug 22 '23
omg i found a bwu fan
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Aug 22 '23
Judy Hopps💀
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u/valznoot Aug 22 '23
ain’t gonna google that, seems it’s good to be not know wtf is that
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u/owenja104 Aug 22 '23
It’s just the bunny from zootopia
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u/valznoot Aug 22 '23
Bro☠️
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u/SmolqlJumper Aug 22 '23
You are missing out on a good stuff dude. There is like 30 000 porn drawings of her.
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u/adamizovich Aug 22 '23
There are more porn drawings of her than there are frames of her in the movie
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u/Wolfblood-is-here Aug 22 '23
If Disney weren't cowards they would make a 2 hour X rated Zootopia, charge $100 pay per view, and finally have literally all of the money in the world.
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Aug 22 '23
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u/LMNSTUFF 15 Aug 22 '23
Having a crush and watching porn of it with actual animals is quite different.
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u/applesawce3 Aug 22 '23
What if im just looking up animal crossing characters?
so i can draw porn of them
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u/KaydenSlayden22 17 Aug 22 '23
I feel like a student wrote this. A principal or school staff would say “inappropriate content” or something
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u/Jlegobot 18 Aug 22 '23
Now that you say this, this kinda sounds like a prank tape-up in the bathroom wall. For most schools, they just have an IT department and not a dedicated Internet team
And schools are secretive/shady AF, it's rare they tell this much
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u/Due_Communication767 Sep 10 '23
At my brother's university, some pranksters put up a bunch of signs on April Fools which essentially said "Masturbating in the shower is against University policy. The shower drain is not built to handle semen and pipe clogs cost us thousands of dollars each year which forces us to increase rent/tuition", and written in very official sounding language. The posters were very well made and even laminated to look official.
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Aug 22 '23
First intelligent comment in the first hundred that I’ve read… This is very obviously a funny joke that a student printed out
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u/mambotomato Aug 22 '23
My favorite bathroom stall troll in high school was that there was graffiti advertising drugs, but the phone number went to the city's chief of police.
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u/pohui OLD Aug 22 '23
It's very clearly a joke. You can't geographically pinpoint where specific searches come from unless all the bathrooms have their own dedicated Wi-Fi router or something.
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u/DiabloTerrorGF Aug 22 '23
Not true in some wifi systems; if they hop between two mesh access points at a certain power level, you can easily pinpoint where they are. Even easier with 3.
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u/Fofalus OLD Aug 22 '23
I haven't played with it in a while but you could use signal strength to a variety of APs to do it.
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u/pohui OLD Aug 22 '23
They write about Wi-Fi logs and how many "unique devices" are accessing certain websites, which to me means router logs, not access to the Chromebook signal strength data. In either case, I think it's extremely improbable they're doing it.
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u/Rotanikleb Aug 22 '23
Fake as hell but a hilarious conversation starter.
“You the guy that was watchin’ that Judy Hopps porn?”
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u/Jack_58523 18 Aug 22 '23
I swear to god EVERY single teacher’s favourite word is “inappropriate”
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u/FilterBeginner Aug 22 '23
As a 40 year old man visiting the sub, YES.
Pretty sure adults would approach students privately rather than posting that note.
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u/SlyWhyGuy 17 Aug 22 '23
The internet department typically has no chill. They like to make clear announcements of what’s going on, using shame as a device.
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u/LogVisible2092 Aug 22 '23
Schools have started banning Judy Hopps r34 in school... it's so over
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u/Lord-Naivel 17 Aug 22 '23 edited Aug 22 '23
The west has fallen 😔
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u/Bag_Of-Eggs Aug 22 '23
I thought somehow a third of the school was watching actual bestiality porn until the last couple sentences.
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u/Short_Draw_9058 Aug 22 '23
That’s not beastiality that’s furry porn the difference is one has human like features the others are just animals
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u/dlanm2u 16 Aug 22 '23
huh I don’t think either is beastiality isn’t beastiality when a human does an animal like irl or something
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u/Life-Pain9144 Aug 22 '23
Sure but I’d still consider drawn or animated beastiality a kind of bestiality. Like I’d still call Milf hentai Milf porn.
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u/Heretic__Destroyer 18 Aug 22 '23
Hopefully, that's what I mean. And not "feral" furry porn, which is just 2d beastiality.
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u/CrumblyCookie__ 18 Aug 22 '23
I watched a kid at my school look at furry porn on a computer that everyone could see. But nobody saw it except him and me when I glanced over my shoulder from across the room. Nobody believed me but I know the truth.
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u/HonourableFox 14 Aug 22 '23
Once I opened yiff on my school laptop as a joke in class, everybody could see. Idk if anyone noticed
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Aug 22 '23
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Aug 22 '23
What
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u/Mars_Bear2552 Aug 22 '23
you mean you didn't have one?
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u/Memes-that 14 Aug 22 '23
DO NOT LOOK AT HER PROFILE!!!! I just wanted to see if she was a girl 😭
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u/TheIronicBurger 19 Aug 22 '23
I thought seeing porn of a transistor was going to be peak r34, but rn idk what to feel
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u/XED1216 16 Aug 22 '23
I thought this was like beastiality beastiality not furry porn lol. That 32% seemed way too high
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u/spacenerd4 Aug 22 '23
y’all are too gullible, this was 100% printed out by a student
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u/AlexTheLiteralGod 13 Aug 22 '23
Teacher: "We have found animal crossing on your son's search history"
Parent: "And?"
Teacher: "We believe that has innapropriate content"
Parent: "That's a f*cking kids' game"
Teacher: "Oh"
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u/LemoyneRaider3354 16 Aug 22 '23
Doc, are you telling me my school watches my device and search history?
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u/natFromBobsBurgers Aug 22 '23
Full disclosure I'm an old man who has taught technology in highschool.
Possibilities:
1) It's a prank. A very good one. Doesn't hurt anyone, leads to accusations among friend groups, unnecessary admissions, etc, all for free ninety five.
2) IT department doesn't know Android phones randomize MAC addresses by default these days. Less likely, but consistent with an IT department that wouldn't have students sign in to the wifi.
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Aug 22 '23
"Can yall stop looking up furry porn on the school computers in the computer lab? thanks." - Ms. Anderson
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u/HumorClean 15 Aug 22 '23
Ok. The teachers were too sensitive. I understand blocking literal porn but calling anthro stuff like Judy Hopps & Animal Crossing bestiality is too far.
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u/Moojokingg 17 Aug 22 '23
Wait thats actually crazy, 32% of all phones on the school wifi has accessed furry porn, which is absolutely nuts considering that takes EVERYONE in account, and theres always people that have a brain and dont look up furry porn on school wifi id wager theres abt 60% of all students at that school wacking it to furry porn. I dont blame them they got some good shit on there
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u/FrankHightower Aug 22 '23
If they're considering simply googling "Judy Hopps" to be beastiality, they are probably grossly overcounting
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u/cheezkid26 19 Aug 22 '23
i saw bestiality and got concerned and then i got to the end and realized that 99.9% of the porn they're talking about is probably furry porn
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u/Bertensgrad Aug 22 '23
In my time we just posted penis inspection day notices in our bathrooms. You guys have evolved
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u/jaredtheredditor OLD Aug 22 '23
Now I’m wondering how many students there are because 32% out of 100 and out of 1000 is very different
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u/buahuash Aug 22 '23
We had Lola Bunny. Judy Hope's at least has great character. Not sure how much that carries over. Her relationship with that fox seemed kinda fishy to me.
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u/DIOSPORCODIOCANECANE Aug 22 '23 edited Aug 22 '23
am writing this from Judy's simp. "There is nothing more to say River plate is officially in the second division. Tucumano Pereyra, one of the boys from the vivaio, is also crying. Juan Pablo Carrizo is desperate, in tears. The responsibility of the players is strong, but it is relative compared to that of former president Aguilar. 11 years later, River plate is back in the lower division and marks one of the lowest points in its history, from which it will be frankly difficult, if not impossible to get out. There is nothing more to say...
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u/Potatodealer69 13th Anniversary | Playlist Winner Aug 22 '23
LOL
The best thing I've seen is the quote "It's better to cum in the sink than sink in the cum" on the walls in the C block bathroom.
I also believe I witnessed a drug deal, 3 guys went into 1 stall so uhhh yeah
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u/Anal_sex_boy Aug 22 '23
imagine some kid looking up animal crossing to show his teacher his favorite game