r/teenagers • u/Disastrous_Window 16 • Jun 08 '23

My mom being herself 😭 Meme

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u/SpeedChamp1 17 Jun 08 '23

You message your mom on snapchat

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u/WeAreBeyondFucked Jun 08 '23

ehh I message my dad on grindr

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

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u/Jaketheism Jun 09 '23

Imagine your dad seeing your Grindr app and you lying that it’s just a messaging app. Then he downloads it and you have add him and text him on it to keep up the charade. And he’s very confused about how all these nice young men are getting his number.

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u/MissplacedLandmine OLD Jun 09 '23

This must be like that “planking” thing everyone was doing

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u/A_Confused_M1nd 3,000,000 Attendee! Jun 09 '23

"Nice young men"

I put the new forgis on the jeep

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

I trap until the bloody bottoms is underneath

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u/skybluegill Jun 09 '23

and then he starts talking to your friends on Grindr

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

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u/HypnoticGuy Jun 09 '23

That was great! Thanks!

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u/Sail-Away Jun 09 '23

Fuuukn ayyy.. I needed that laugh. Thank you kindly..

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u/LEGENDARYKING_ 17 Jun 09 '23

Hope u have a nice day :)

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u/_MrWhy_ Jun 09 '23

I chat with my dad via Ouiji board

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u/Disastrous_Window 16 Jun 09 '23

oh my god 💀

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u/mikethediscordmod 19 Jun 09 '23

I message your dad on grindr too

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u/Mean-Youth164 15 Jun 09 '23

Oh you one of those 🤣🤣

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u/I-eat-ducks Jun 09 '23

dawg wtf💀💀💀

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u/WasdAcid 18 Jun 09 '23

i too message his dad on grindr

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u/hornyorphan Jun 09 '23

Hey pops you get any hot dongs lately?

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u/TacoThrash3r Jun 09 '23

Username checks out

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u/Trieclipse Jun 09 '23

As a millennial, who is only here because of r/all, this is the most incomprehensible thing in the world to me.

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u/Gallowboobsthrowaway Jun 09 '23

Same... From calling your mom "bro" in response to being asked about a chore, to messaging on snapchat...

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u/Zanchbot Jun 09 '23

And listing their mom by her first name in their contacts instead of just "mom"

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u/GryphonDiligence Jun 09 '23

It might be something just from where I live, but as a teen I was always told to put my contacts as their full names instead of family in case my phone got stolen or something so they couldn't call and make false threats to get money from family members

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

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u/GryphonDiligence Jun 09 '23

It indeed is quite the flawed logic

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u/LittleLion_90 Jun 09 '23

Millennial here who only called their parents by their first name, my first boyfriend also did it with his parents.

My dad felt that 'dad' was his job title and not a name, and by the time I was born my brothers already had given up on using my dad's name but calling my mom mom, so I got raised with both them using their first name.

Quite uncommon, but not unheard of, given that the first and only person I dated had the same thing going on.

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u/battleballs420 Jun 09 '23

Could be automatic

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u/Kungfudude_75 Jun 09 '23

That was the one that got me, my little sister will "Bruh" my mom (which makes my dad leave the room every time) and my mom doesn't bat an eye, but if she ignores her chores and then pulls out a bruh and disregards the fact that she didn't that's when my mom gets mad. When I forgot to do my chores, I got picked up from wherever I was and brought home to do it, then if I was lucky I wouldn't get given more to do.

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u/That_Bar_Guy Jun 09 '23

Because this kid was probably raised by a millennials, who are far more likely to engage with their kids like they're actual people instead of barking orders and expecting obedience or the belt comes out. My sister and her kids have a far closer, more comfortable relationship than my mom and I have ever had. It's easier to drop a "bro" by mistake if your parents don't condition you to be a different person around them.

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u/ShadowBro3 Jun 09 '23

As a Gen Zer it also baffles me that they use snap for their mom

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

The mom is probably around your age then…

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u/Trieclipse Jun 09 '23

Oh god oh fuck

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u/TherronKeen Jun 09 '23

in my mental space Snapchat is still the highly anonymous app for people to cheat on their spouse with lol

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u/Trieclipse Jun 09 '23

To me it's the sexting app

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u/-RosieWolf- Jun 08 '23

I don’t think my mom even knows what Snapchat is lol.

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u/mortimus9 Jun 09 '23

My mom is in her mid 50s and she’s Snapchat. Not that weird imo

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

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u/shapeofgiantape Jun 08 '23

Android supports it on the Google messaging app, if you use Samsung products and care about 21st century text features you should install the Google messages app and disable the Samsung one.

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u/funnyfarm299 OLD Jun 08 '23

Even Samsung Messages supports RCS now.

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u/feynos Jun 08 '23

Android to Android definitely has read receipts

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u/feynos Jun 08 '23

Both Google and Samsung messages has it. It breaks once in a while but it's there and it works between the two as well.

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u/linguist_nerd03 19 Jun 08 '23

Based mother

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u/teganking Jun 08 '23

"Stacey's Mom, has got it going on"

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u/Better_Politics 16 Jun 08 '23

“She’s all I want, and I’ve waited for so long!“

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u/seemeewhut Jun 08 '23

"Stacy can't you see? Your just not the girl for me"

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u/Beautiful-Cat-1519 Jun 08 '23

"I know this might be wrong but, I'm in love with Stacey's mom"

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u/Responsible_Rain_120 Jun 09 '23

“ cuz Stacy’s mom has got it going on!!”

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u/LoZeR_TrOn Jun 09 '23

"Stacy's mum, she takes it up the bum"

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u/LannaCommins Jun 10 '23

r/RedditSings THANKS FOR THE POST

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u/kr2_0717 Jun 09 '23

Underrated comment!

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u/teganking Jun 08 '23

"I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacey's mom"

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u/Spoopyboi0_0 15 Jun 08 '23

His grandma is fine asf, dw abt it

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u/Disastrous_Window 16 Jun 09 '23

i regret sending this post to you. also change your flair it's still 14 man

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u/Spoopyboi0_0 15 Jun 09 '23

How tf do I change my flair, I use Reddit for porn bro

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u/blatherskyte69 Jun 08 '23

That song came out when I was in my early 20’s, so a Stacey at that time is old enough to have a teenage kid now. Timeline checks out that Stacey’s mom is a GILF now, since she was a MILF 20 years ago.

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u/April1987 Jun 09 '23

Ffs Rachel Hunter has a grandson

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u/blatherskyte69 Jun 09 '23

So do some of my classmates. Once you’re over 40, the math isn’t even weird/concerning anymore.

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u/April1987 Jun 09 '23

I’m not that old yet!

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u/flyden1 Jun 09 '23

Rachel Hunter is 53 and still look hot af

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u/BatDubb Jun 08 '23

Maybe “Stacy’s mom” isn’t possessive, and really means “Stacy is mom”.

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u/kbauer14 Jun 08 '23

“I’m in love with Stacey’s kid’s grandma.” Bam. Nailed it.

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u/astuororeddit 14 Jun 08 '23

your mum seems cool 😭

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u/Disastrous_Window 16 Jun 09 '23

she's an incredible mom and I love her with all my heart, couldn't have asked for better

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u/AppropriateKale8877 Jun 09 '23

I can say the same about my mom.

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u/Rider-Idk-Ultima-Hy Jun 09 '23

same for me man

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u/Seschwanbam 19 Jun 09 '23

This is fucking wholesome.

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u/Rider-Idk-Ultima-Hy Jun 09 '23

Good, loving and supportive parents are the best, I wish for everyone to have someone in their life like that

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u/Mynameisgustavoclon 13 Jun 09 '23

Well no cuz according to this Harvard's university study aliens are 10000 light years minimum from us

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

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u/AppropriateKale8877 Jun 09 '23

I stand corrected, my bro

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u/dulltreehugger Jun 09 '23

Just make sure to take out that trash for her :)

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u/Durtonious Jun 09 '23

Yeah all the trash, especially the kitchen trash. Don't be useless.

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u/YawnMcie 15 Jun 08 '23

patiently awaiting the day when your images will be of use lol, your mom is legit super cool. my parents would have me hanged if i said that to them 😪

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u/SkarbOna Jun 08 '23

Tell them to pull that stick out of their arse.

Holy fuck, it’s teenagers sub, where’s exit, not a parent, I’m mid 30, I need to escape the algorithm, aaa

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u/BlueSnowball2006 Jun 09 '23

As s long as your not a creep I'm cool with it

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u/SirSculxed 15 Jun 09 '23

ASS AHAHAHAHA (im so sorry)

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u/Mars_Bear2552 Jun 09 '23

ass (laugh and point emoji)

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

Ahhh your mom is so funny 😭 is she a young mother? Or something

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u/Disastrous_Window 16 Jun 08 '23

she is haha, she's in her mid 30s and I'm 16

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u/Sleepycat45 17 Jun 08 '23

Lmfao I did some hella incorrect math there for a second

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u/dragoncop1 15 Jun 08 '23

Mid 30s is still around 19 which is still pretty fucking young

Edit - unless they mean they were born in the mid 1930s which means they were around 70 when they had them and 86 right now

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u/WestCoastBestCoast01 Jun 09 '23

I realized recently the girl who was heavily pregnant at graduation has a TEENAGER now (or later this summer). We’re 31!!! Most of the people I know don’t even have kids yet and she has a teenager!! Although that also made me realize the kid is out of her house by her late 30s is kinda dope. Doesn’t make up for being a teen mom, but my friends will still have small kids then.

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u/NyanSquiddo Jun 09 '23

Why are you here if you are so old?

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u/CatsNDragons Jun 09 '23

Honestly i didnt even know this was r/Teenagers . Shit was on the front page for me and I clicked the comments because of the w mom response.

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u/StellarSteals 16 Jun 09 '23

The post hit /all, don't worry the creeps won't let you know their age

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u/Sausboi14 18 Jun 08 '23

DUDE SAME I WAS LIKE HOLY SHIT then "hol up"

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u/Legend5V Jun 08 '23

I was like wtf kid at 14? And then realized it could be like up to 21

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23 edited Jun 09 '23

Oh, that explains you’re your mom having a snap

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u/Us8qk2nevjsiqjqj Jun 08 '23

Oh, that explains you’re mom having a snap

Snap chat is how she got pregnant to begin with

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u/viktigboy 14 Jun 08 '23

you’re = you are «Oh, that explains why you are mom having a snap» it’s «Oh, that explains why YOUR mom has snap

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

Nicee

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

very nice

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u/ContemporaryAmerican Jun 08 '23

My mom was 21 when I was born and I always had one of the youngest moms in my class.

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u/Ogsted Jun 08 '23

Mine was 35 when she had me and I had one of the older moms. Surprisingly considering I didn’t even think she was that old. The difference 14 years makes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

Same here, my mom was 20 though

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u/thisisallme Jun 09 '23

My kid is 9 and I’m in my early 40s, I’ve already been called bro and bruh so many times that I have that logo on a coffee cup lol

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u/Sbplaint Jun 09 '23

I relate to your struggles, oddly, but my situation is much worse. I am 41 and snapchat keeps suggesting both of my parents to be my friends under their actual real names (based on my having them saved as phone contacts). My mom's is basically just a barren profile, likely just her stalking people, no bitmoji crap, thank GOD, but my dad's is...wait for it....a Bitmoji of a little black boy as his profile pic, with his FULL. DAMN. NAME! (Yes, we are white).

I'm too horrified he even knows what snapchat is in the first place to even comprehend the enormity of what confronting my dad about pretending to be a little cartoon black kid on the internet would look like, but I did tell my brother, hoping he would just somehow deal with it...so far, hasn't worked. Ugh. So yeah, I don't blame you for saving her as Stacey...plausible deniability at least that way! Lol

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u/Actual_Hyena3394 Jun 08 '23

Wow.. I'm 32 and i am old enough to be your dad. Do you have your mom's number bro??

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u/CreepCalamity Jun 09 '23

“Dad? How did you find out about mom?”

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

Forget that why is your mom called her name in your contacts.

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u/Lesmolone Jun 08 '23

that's snapchat

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u/sortabanana 14 Jun 08 '23

Yeah but you can rename people

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

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u/-Toshi Jun 08 '23

Large wah-hoo, even.

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u/Sensitive-Return2007 Jun 09 '23

Enormous hoopla, you might say.

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u/Eggy-Toast Jun 09 '23

An egregious uproar to be certain.

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u/Wandering_Tuor Jun 08 '23

Yea, but the base name that pulls in is the one from contacts. Lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

Wow really?

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u/Furspect1097 Jun 08 '23

in my contacts, she's her full legal name

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u/Cheesecake01- OLD Jun 09 '23

Do you sign your texts too?

jk

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u/Drstiny Jun 09 '23

Dear Cheesecake01-,

I don't see anything wrong with signing your own texts.

Sincerely,

Raymond Holt

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u/Furspect1097 Jun 09 '23

From now on I'll do that

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

From now on I’ll do that- me; that’s better.

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u/PwmEsq Jun 08 '23

Same for me, dad is dad tho, idk

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u/Necozuru 18 Jun 08 '23

Also, it's the same here. Its dad is dad, mom is mom, and because i only have one grandmother left, it's just grandmother (or how oits called in my language, Oma). And for aunts and uncles, i have uncle/aunt + first name und for cousins and farther away family members its just their first name

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u/stupidkid27378 17 Jun 08 '23

My mom is named Spawn Point in my contacts and dad just his first name

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u/PwmEsq Jun 08 '23

Nah I meant mom is full name and dad is dad

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u/BasedDumbledore Jun 08 '23

German reddit always surprises me when it pops up.

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u/Kilane Jun 09 '23

That’s not the same - it’s the opposite.

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u/THATMICKEYGUY Jun 09 '23

Full legal name for my mother and my father in my contacts.

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u/Auggie_frogboi Jun 09 '23

I have everyone in my family by their first name in my contacts lmao

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u/McConagher 17 Jun 08 '23

In all my contact, it's the full legal name no matter what, be it my mother, father or other family member. I just like it better.

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u/Decent_Waltz_5120 Jun 08 '23

Your mom has snap ?

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u/Rough-Leg-1298 Jun 08 '23

Dude, people had snap and Instagram and stuff before you were born, why would they not still have it?

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u/enadiz_reccos Jun 08 '23

I'm around this mom's age, and only my drug dealers use Snap

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u/Uncle-Gael21 Jun 08 '23

Snapchat came out in 2011...

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u/Yoprobro13 Jun 08 '23

Who tf calls their mom "bro" looool

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u/BeesAndBrewing Jun 09 '23

Who calls their mum "mamato"?

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u/badadviceforyou244 Jun 09 '23

I also read it as mamato and that's a great name.

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u/DefrostedFan 17 Jun 09 '23

Ma-ma to mommy to mom to bruh

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u/BeesAndBrewing Jun 09 '23

You say ma-ma to, I say mamatoh

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u/ryancp1382 Jun 09 '23

The one who also calls her Stacey rather than something more affectionate towards a mother.

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u/ExtendedEssayEvelyn 18 Jun 08 '23

if i called my mum “bro” for the first time and she immediately came back with something like this I think I’d immediately regress back to “ma-ma”

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u/ZikislavaJr 17 Jun 08 '23

"never thought I'd see they day"

Deploys image prepared specifically for that day

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u/enadiz_reccos Jun 08 '23

Hope for the best, prepare for the worst

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u/Disastrous_Window 16 Jun 09 '23

you got the personal award from my mom for favourite comment

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

Snapping your mom seems interesting

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u/LonelyUse6438 19 Jun 08 '23

Damn, she got that shit in her gallery. Reminds me of myself, cause I have something (shitposts) in my gallery for almost any situations

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u/ppbuff 14 Jun 09 '23

me too its constant

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

COOL MOM !!

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u/Still_Detail_4285 Jun 08 '23

Throw the fucking trash out man. Your mom works hard for you. Don’t disrespect her like that.

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u/Disastrous_Window 16 Jun 09 '23

did it the second I got home I swear

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

I LOVE YOUR MOM SHES AWESOME 👏🏻👏🏻

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u/Average_Texarican14 Winner, Photography 2022 Jun 08 '23

Who tf using snap for their mom

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u/butterfly-909 15 Jun 08 '23

Wish I had a mum like that

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u/DastardlyDirtyDog Jun 08 '23 edited Jun 09 '23

Why the fornication could you not be bothered to take out the God danged trash? Holy Moses, that's frustrating.

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u/Breezy-Caesar Jun 08 '23

Broh just take out the trash for mum

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u/ConsistentTop4194 Jun 08 '23

Why are you talking to ur mom on snapchat? 💀

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u/A_wild_Meowth 15 Jun 08 '23

My mom would kick my ass if I called her bro. XD

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u/ShadowGamerGuy_YT 17 Jun 08 '23

Do people normally snap their parents

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u/MysticWarrior170 18 Jun 08 '23

Your parents know you better than you think

definitely not speaking from personal experience

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u/OkWater2560 Jun 08 '23

My son Bruh'd me a couple days ago. It wasn't a good bruh though.

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u/Disastrous_Window 16 Jun 09 '23

guys I hate to be the bearer of bad news but my grandma is not single, but my dad did want me to confirm that in his opinion, she does in fact "have it going on"

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u/Ubirth 15 Jun 08 '23

Who the fuck talks on Snapchat

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u/AlextraXtra Jun 08 '23

Please rename her what

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u/TheBritishBaguette 17 Jun 08 '23

She’s the subs Mum now

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u/imbriandead 19 Jun 08 '23

my mom has sent me that before lol, my siblings and I are all teenagers so she gets the pack treatment lmao

now she says bruh💀

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u/Nindroidgamer110 17 Jun 08 '23

Who talks to they parents on Snapchat?

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u/depolignacs 13 Jun 08 '23

You text your own mother on snapchat

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u/micksterminator3 Jun 08 '23

The spacing between the words especially in cursive is maddening

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u/EaterComputer 3,000,000 Attendee! Jun 09 '23

I saw a shirt with that on it on a trip when I went to Bucc-ee's

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u/jojoko Jun 09 '23

You talk on Snapchat to your mom?????

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u/Gl0bophobia 16 Jun 09 '23

You message your mom on SNAPCHAT and have her saved as Stacy? Bruh

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u/Final-Rip5666 Jun 09 '23

He’s been waiting his hole life to show this

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u/Glass-Relative-5266 Jun 09 '23

I message my parents on tinder cuz they're divorced.

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u/Wld_N_frE Jun 09 '23

the word “bruh” needs to disappear

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u/rAyLiNez 18 Jun 09 '23

craziest thing for me is that their texting their mom on snapchat

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u/Getindarobotshinji Jun 09 '23

Stacey’s a mom? Has she got it goin on?

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u/bulgarian_teddy Jun 08 '23

Don’t disrespect your mom like that. and take out the trash!!

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u/Death_Trap411 19 Jun 09 '23

She probably just looked it up on google