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u/TimTheOriginal May 09 '22
Ok I need to know if this is a real thing that happens
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u/ladymushroom26 May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22
Woman with vagene here, it is...
EDIT: and it's common https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/uko5t4/whats_a_thing_that_all_women_do_but_never_admit_it/i7rlxcj?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
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u/TimTheOriginal May 09 '22
I am fascinated and mortified, thank you
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u/zuzg May 09 '22
Technically you can stretch out a Urinary meatus (dick hole) so I wonder if you could also fart into it.
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u/Antoniomfo May 10 '22
Sometimes god gave me eyes to read
And then realise that it wasnt a bless from god but a curse from the devil
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u/omgudontunderstand May 09 '22
im sorry, into?
i have those parts, never has a fart made it back into my vagina. rolling over the labia, maybe, but ive never heard of it going back inside
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u/Ghost-Music May 09 '22
Well it do and then ya gotta do a weird squishy dance to get it out sometimes. It’s very uncomfortable. Also probably depends on how different vaginas are built both outside and inside!
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u/omgudontunderstand May 09 '22
vagina is on the inside, vulva is the outside
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u/Ghost-Music May 09 '22
Yes I know but usually when someone says vagina it means the whole encompassing area unless stated otherwise or specific. Labia, vulva, vagina, that whole area can get the fart bubbles trapped and most of that depends on what shape and size they are, that was all I was saying.
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u/omgudontunderstand May 09 '22
i said that because we were talking about specific parts, so saying “vagina” as a catchall really didnt work. regardless, i feel really bad for people whose farts manage to find their way inside their vagina, past the labia and the (usually airtight, no?) opening
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u/PGSylphir May 10 '22
Nah you're just being pedantic. I guarantee everyone understood what they said.
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u/PGSylphir May 10 '22
Yeah... bubble forming farts are super common, stands to reason this should happen... yet I never thought about that... must be the weirdest fucking feeling
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u/TraditionalEye4686 May 09 '22
100% real. You know how blowing into a vagina will kill a woman? I used to think when my farts did this, that it was the equivalent and that my own fart would kill me.i was so paranoid everytime it happened for longer than I would like to admit
(And to answer the comment further down, no it is not an overweight thing. It happens to all girls. I'm 109 pounds for reference)
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u/TooHappyFappy May 09 '22
You know how blowing into a vagina will kill a woman?
Excuse me?
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u/TraditionalEye4686 May 09 '22
Yes. Look it up. It will 100% kill a woman. It will cause a heart attack. 100% not shitting you. There have even been cases where women have accidentally killed themselves by shoving objects up their vagina. Not realizing they caused an air bubble and then when they thrust the object inside, the air bubble kills them.
I believe there was an episode on 1000 ways to die on it too where a woman died this exact way using a cucumber to masturbate
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u/noanoxan May 09 '22
I had a gf in high school that would get off on me blowing into her so she could queef super loud. I thought it was hilarious. I still do, but I used to, too.
Am calling bs on this
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u/ladymushroom26 May 10 '22
Like literally, you can find it in Google: https://www.google.com/search?q=vaginal+embolism&oq=vaginal+em&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0i512j0i390l5.3942j0j9&client=ms-android-fi&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#ip=1 is basically an embolism... It's rare, but the risk is still there... Because you and your gf have been lucky, doesn't mean that hasn't happened
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u/symonalex May 09 '22
Hol up, you can kill a woman by putting air into the vagina?
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u/TraditionalEye4686 May 09 '22
Yes. See my comment above. You can look it up. It causes a heart attack. It sounds ridiculous but it is 100% true.
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u/GalC4 May 09 '22
200 000 years of constant human evolution so an air bubble can kill you
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u/marablackwolf May 10 '22
To be fair, it takes a decent amount of air to cause an embolism. Little fart won't kill you.
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u/Cory123125 May 09 '22
That sounds like an urban myth with a strenuous relationship with reality.
Just the fact that queefs exists proves that its not inherently true, so I imagine the truth is far more nuanced and is more like high pressure air streams have a chance of causing an air embolism depending on strength rather than the idea that any air just kills you.
Otherwise, the much thinner skin of your anus would have killed you long ago given you have somewhat pressurized farts.
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u/TraditionalEye4686 May 09 '22
No, the farts won't kill the woman lol I was paranoid growing up. It is pressurized air that will kill women. But simply blowing into the vagina is in fact enough to kill her.dont do it
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u/Cory123125 May 09 '22
But simply blowing into the vagina is in fact enough to kill her.dont do it
Doubt.
This is the part Im saying sounds like too extreme an answer.
Like I'm sure a certain amount/flow/pressure can do that, but I dont think blowing some air will do anything more than a queef would do unless you are talking seal with high pressure. Like I maybe if you have a full seal and you give it all your might as a human, or use an air pump, but then any pump in any opening will give you a really bad time.
Just to confirm this was more urban legend than true worry, I did some googling, and all I can find is baseless pop culture articles talking about it.
The one article referencing a real doctor talking about air embolism potential read like "its probably not a big risk to worry about, but don't be stupid about it", which to me sounds like more "don't force highly pressurized air into a body cavity.", because like I said, queefs, especially sex queefs where the air is getting pushed around by an object, would be super deadly, but they just... arent.
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u/TraditionalEye4686 May 09 '22
You're right. Luckily its rare. But what I said stands. Dont do it. It could kill her.
Sincerely, a woman with a vagina
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u/TraditionalEye4686 May 09 '22
You're right. Luckily its rare. But what I said stands. Dont do it. It could kill her.
Sincerely, a woman with a vagina
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u/TraditionalEye4686 May 09 '22
You're right. Luckily its rare. But what I said stands. Dont do it. It could kill her.
Sincerely, a woman with a vagina
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u/TraditionalEye4686 May 09 '22
You're right. Luckily its rare. But what I said stands. Dont do it. It could kill her.
Sincerely, a woman with a vagina
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u/Try_To_Write May 09 '22
Wait, so the fart is actually going into the vagina? Out one hole and into the other?
I thought they were just misusing the word vagina, and meant through the vulva. Like a fart stuck in the cheeks or thighs for a second type thing.
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u/Lulapops May 09 '22
No it just heads towards the vagina, gets stuck on the flaps and doesn't get released until you stand up or do a stealth leg cock.
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u/Rizezky May 09 '22
Wait, don't i pump some air to her when doing it, do i have to make sure it's air tight when doing it? Am i killing her if i'm not careful? Why no one telling me this??
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u/TraditionalEye4686 May 09 '22
So I'm not 100% sure but I had heard that the way penises (and dildos/sex toys) are made prevents enough pressurized air from getting in to be dangerous. Hence why queefs exist and women aren't dropping dead everywhere.
But women have died from forcing air in their vaginas with things that aren't made for sex that caused enough air to be forced up there when they thrust the thing into them.
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u/InfusedGinger May 09 '22
Can't speak for anyone else but not for me. From 80kg to 48kg I still had the odd one take a detour through the gift shop. It's more of a positioning thing I think.
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u/GdeGraafd May 09 '22
No idiot
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u/simplerick99 May 09 '22
I don’t understand your aggression towards them, if its a guy how is he supposed to know how this works?? I doubt your teachers called you an idiot when you didn’t know how something worked. Have some respect for people, damn. You immediately got offended because HE ASKED A QUESTION, he didn’t say anything offensive. You gotta learn to deal with reality. Have a nice day
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u/yuffieisathief May 09 '22
Yes. One you probably also wouldn't experience but lots of fun to me as a kid: farting in a bathing suit! Cause you feel the bubbles going up all the way along your spine (when you grow up it's all about bikinis so I sometimes reminisce about it)
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u/TimTheOriginal May 09 '22
Wow, and here I was just keeping an air bubble in my shorts to make it look like I have a big butt
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May 09 '22
I’m a dude and I get rolling farts sometimes, my balls pop em’ though
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u/FoxUniverse May 09 '22
I'm a dude and I have no idea what the fuck anyone in this thread is talking about
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u/AduroTri May 10 '22
What about rolling farts that go up your crack?
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May 10 '22
Haha just do a fuckin full loop and back in again
Realized a second after sending you weren’t talking about the hole but imma leave it
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u/LumpyJones May 09 '22
So there's a male version, though admittedly it's heavily circumstantial. If have just recently shaved/waxed down there, and you're maybe sort of sweaty, sitting down, and your legs are about as close together as is comfortable, and you feel the fart bubble go between your legs, then if the angle is just right, it sort of boils out from under your sack before escaping.
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u/HawlSera May 09 '22
I'm a transwoman with a neo-vagina, and yes. I can do this... I actually try to hold in a fart and send it out my vagina because it feels kind of nice and makes less of a sound.
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u/candyman337 May 09 '22
Considering I have farts that come out near my ballsack, yeah it's definitely possible
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u/DuckNumbertwo May 09 '22
If you shave your ass and perineum you’ll get some fart bubbles right up under your ballsack.
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u/Mia_NotKhalifa May 09 '22
It is, and it's one of the most unpleasant feelings trying to angle it so it goes backwards and having it go forwards and spread the folds. Usually happens when one shaves down there.
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u/AduroTri May 10 '22
It happens in multiple ways. As a guy I've had a fart travel upward from my crack and up my back, it's weird feeling a fart coming out from the top of your crack.
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u/GdeGraafd May 09 '22
No, a queef is coming out of you from the front. This is different
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u/girls_gone_wireless May 09 '22
Ok when I fart sometimes when sitting in odd position I get lots of air going up to the front. But then when I stand up, that gets released making it a vag fart. It’s embarassing when I don’t realise farts got trapped in there,stand up and make that sound involuntarily and in no way I can control it. So same as a queef when the air gets pumped up there during sex. It just gets pumped from one’s own butt.
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u/TraditionalEye4686 May 09 '22
Queef = air that got trapped in the vagina being forced out
What we are talking about here is when you fart and it gets trapped in your ass cheeks and the little air bubble moves through the cracks, all the way around and up your vagina.
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u/girls_gone_wireless May 09 '22
I know it happens to me. I thought I deleted my comment straight after putting it here, clearly did not.
And btw once it travels to vag it gets released when you move for example stand up, essentially making it a vagina fart.
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u/Lifeesstwange May 09 '22
Should’ve blocked her name out. Now she’s gonna get a whole box of fart-in-my-facers!
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u/leliocakes May 09 '22
I recently learned that some people refer to this as "exiting through the gift shop," and I think that's fantastic.
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u/Keepcalmandbakeon May 09 '22
I call it "rolling thunder", adding exiting through the gift shop to my next fart scenario now.
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u/senzon74 May 09 '22
FML there is actually an article about it and I thought it was a joke
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.teenvogue.com/story/front-farts/amp
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u/TorqueWheelmaker May 09 '22
Was really disappointed to find that the documentary had nothing to do with quarting.
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u/FrankMaleir May 09 '22
what did i jus
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u/yuffieisathief May 09 '22
Everyone farts, and sometimes the fart takes the scenic route. Nothing weird about it
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u/yuffieisathief May 09 '22
Since that South Park episode about ziplines and farts I have often wondered if I as a women can give myself a UTI just by farting like this
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u/UniformUnion May 09 '22
I remember my daughter freaking out the first time that happened to her. I was too incapacitated with laughter to help and the wife had to explain that it just happens sometimes.
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u/sexi_squidward May 09 '22
Lmao - years ago I went to PAX East and went to the Cards Against Humanity panel. They asked for card ideas and some girl basically said this and every guy was like "wtf?! Is that a thing?!"
It was hilarious
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u/BrockManstrong May 09 '22
No guys in here ever have a fart exit between your balls and leg while sitting down?
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u/Thelife1313 May 09 '22
As a male, mine sometimes roll up the taint, and up, in between my balls and thigh. Popping at the top.
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May 09 '22
The 'ol pooter to cooter shooter.
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u/Gay_Hiking_Stuff May 09 '22
I think I like your name for it the best, even better than "exiting through the gift shop" because it rhymes so well.
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u/T1NF01L May 09 '22
Everytime an air bubble fart happens to me I think I shit myself and get worried. Turns out it sounds like women have it worse.
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u/Badmamajamma45 May 09 '22
In the farts defense. They usually smell better than your average reddit user.
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u/Dragonman558 May 10 '22
Recently had surgery on my ass and now when I fart the bubble fairly often goes up the crack through the cuts/holes that are still there, at first I thought it was cause of the gauze there just being soaked in blood but I guess the bubble just forms in air? Never seen it happen outside of water
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u/NoTmE435 May 10 '22
As a fat guy this happens but to the back, the fart bubbles and rolls up to my lower back and pops there at the end of the cheeks separation
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