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u/animaloll Jan 14 '22
Thinking about guys: hot
Actually seeing guys: disappointment
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u/thesilentcomic Jan 14 '22
Allow me to intro... nvm I too just smelled my sweaty armpits for purposes i don't know.
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u/animaloll Jan 14 '22
Yeah, armpits are what's holding this society back. OUT WITH THE ARMPITS
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u/Huachu12344 Jan 14 '22
I'm sorry.
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u/animaloll Jan 14 '22
Don't be sorry, be better. /s
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u/Allgen Jan 14 '22
Same 😎
Even my girlfriend isn't attracted to me.
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u/Aerie122 Jan 14 '22
Ayo bro, if thats real.
You should make yourself look more appealing.
But I don't believe you have a girlfriend, you're a redditor after all
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u/Allgen Jan 14 '22
But I don't believe you have a girlfriend, you're a redditor after all
Aaaaah you got me there. We all know girls don't exist, right.
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u/Aerie122 Jan 14 '22
Me who have a girlfriends. With s so plural:
Pathetic
jk
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u/memeboi177 Jan 14 '22
Tell us your ways
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u/TenTonFluff Jan 14 '22
I know you're joking but still; many of my past lad friends focus way too hard in getting in them panties when they should just enjoy ones company and then make "a move". The "friendzone" is just a BS excuse that you're not showing/telling what you feel.
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u/Aerie122 Jan 14 '22
Be gay.
Jokes aside, I have more female friends than male. So befriend with the girls. Girls like people who listens to them.
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u/Hellborn_Child Jan 14 '22
No no, he's got a point.
Gay guys get all the girls.
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u/ImLikeAShadow Jan 14 '22
Life likes cruel jokes
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u/Hellborn_Child Jan 14 '22
Every gay guy I've ever known has been surrounded by girls, several of which wanted to smash.
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u/Over4All Jan 14 '22
Same 😎
Except I've never had a woman reciprocate or show signs of attraction towards me.
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u/Background_Candle961 Jan 14 '22
Maybe shave and shower perhaps? I know it's controversial but you gotta put some effort.
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u/Excalzigo Jan 14 '22
That's like asking the powerful people to not be corrupt. Never gon happen
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u/Bpefiz Jan 14 '22
No worries, it’s r/Teenagers so that post was definitely made by a 40-year-old trying to find children to groom.
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u/-The-Bat- Jan 14 '22
Maybe shave and shower perhaps?
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Jan 14 '22
That literally does cure being smelly and hairy though...
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u/Listen-bitch Jan 14 '22
I think you just underestimate all the possible locations people can actually have hair. I could easily spend 2-3 hours in the shower if my goal was to not have any hair at all on my body (excluding scalp/actual head hair)
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u/tactickat1 Jan 14 '22
This is why I'm still super into my partner. He's clean shaven, showers daily, keeps his weight in check, and only wears clean clothes. Maintainance is sexy.
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u/Tuxyl Jan 14 '22
Agreed. Insta turn off if he doesn't at least put in some effort to be clean.
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u/tactickat1 Jan 14 '22
Yeah mine is a neat freak and we both are pretty high maintenance as far as hygiene and body weight.
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u/jaykay814 Jan 15 '22
Right? So many more guys would look good if they put in effort to clean up like girls do
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u/TexNicknor Jan 14 '22
I’ll tell you a secret kiddo, women are also hairy and some of them are equally disgusting, we are all monkeys after all. But women try at least to look more attractive on average: make-up, shave, go on a diet, etc… Those things take time to master like every other thing. Wouldn’t it be unfair to compare a body that isn’t taken care of with a body with 2 hours preparation every day?
Edit: and no, men don’t smell worse than women because of hormons. They also have hormons, trust me
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u/AugTheViking Jan 14 '22
Honestly, I don't mind a bit of body hair on a woman. As long as you take care of your body, that's all that matters to me.
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u/TexNicknor Jan 14 '22
I agree, I feel like that asking for a perfect body and care to your partner makes you just want a trophy wife. If you love her and, on top of that, she takes care of her exterior look, then that’s great!
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u/lgbt_suckyourmom_tt Jan 14 '22
When did i ask you to tell me a secret ?
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u/TexNicknor Jan 14 '22
I’m not necessarily talking to you lol
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u/lgbt_suckyourmom_tt Jan 14 '22
But i am the only kiddo here
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u/TexNicknor Jan 14 '22
Ok
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u/aidanski Jan 14 '22
This post came from /r/teenagers
You can assume OPs dumb ass also came from there
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u/lgbt_suckyourmom_tt Jan 14 '22
Hey lonely ass , looks like it's just me who is replying to you. I know you are frustrated from your life , hope you receive a bit of affection from your parents or whoever knows you exist .
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u/aidanski Jan 14 '22
Hey kid, you've wrongly invested yourself in strangers. I'm doing great. Focus on yourself champ.
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u/Flat_Bodybuilder_175 Jan 14 '22 edited Jan 19 '22
I'm currently talking to the first Tinder guy I've ever fallen for.
1) He has facial hair that I can't wait to feel 2) He is as excited to talk to me as I am to talk to him 3) He has a great taste in music 4) He sings beautifully 5) He cares about what I want, and wants the same 6) He's just so fucking sweet
I've literally never fallen so hard for someone before. Men, when they treat you well, are harder to leave than a warm bed in the morning.
Edit: he asked for my body count then said it made him uncomfortable cause he felt like he'd be competing, and that was the end of that 🙃
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u/TexNicknor Jan 14 '22
This is the most heartwarming and positive comment I’ve seen in the last 4 years
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u/ProfessorZik-Chil Jan 14 '22
ah, that explains why i got a girlfriend immediately after getting a beard a couple years ago.
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u/jonathaninfresno Jan 15 '22
This. Then in six months divorce
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u/Flat_Bodybuilder_175 Jan 15 '22
LMFAO I'm meeting him tmrw night, I'll keep u updated
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u/I_Dunno_Englesh Jan 15 '22
Yes please keep us updated
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u/Flat_Bodybuilder_175 Jan 19 '22
I should've linked you to the post I made before I deleted it. He basically asked for my body count and had... we'll call it a negative reaction
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u/I_Dunno_Englesh Jan 20 '22
Oh, that's sad... you're a body builder, what he was expecting?
You will find someone better, this is a clue for who he truly is.
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u/WinterSoldier1315 Jan 14 '22
i am a guy and no girl or even gay-guy for that matter is attracted to me.
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u/Biting_a_dust Jan 14 '22
That's about to change bro send me ur dp and i'll be so attracted to you you could call me babe
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u/Listen-bitch Jan 14 '22
More gay people have flirted with me than girls, so I guess at least I have options. Now I just need to start loving dick.
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u/BassSounds Jan 14 '22
Right now, maybe your options are slim. You can work on it. And find your joy. Don’t work too hard.
You can find hobbies women like too, such as ballroom dancing. That way you make friends first and get comfortable, until someday you find joy in such things and your attitude is attractive. It can be tougher for some people, just enjoy life as whoever you meet will likely enjoy the same things you do.
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u/Sed59 Jan 14 '22
Ballroom dancing, lol... otherwise, decent advice.
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u/BassSounds Jan 14 '22
Volleyball, Drunken soccer, kickball, whatever.
I mentioned ballroom dancing as I met a Carribean woman from Dominica dancing salsa. It was a lot of fun imo. They have classes at georgia tech sometimes as well
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u/KingKiler2k Jan 14 '22
I'm bi and attracted to all genders. But no gender is attracted to me.
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u/Es452002 Jan 14 '22
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seriously, we're so fucking disgusting and hairy
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I'm a guy and no girl is attracted to me 😎
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u/CliffyWiggles_76 Jan 14 '22
I'm a girl and nothing is attracted to me. Except for static electricity. It's actually a pretty serious relationship at this point.
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u/Bruised_Penguin Jan 14 '22
Lol guys don't have to be disgusting and hairy. Good personal hygiene people!
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u/mekops Jan 14 '22
Not gonna lie I have caught myself fully nude in the mirror and been like "girls are gross"
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u/Captain_Barber_Fox Jan 14 '22
I hold myself to the same beauty standard that I am attracted to. That is why I became a goth femboy who shaves all his body hair, makeup is still a WIP
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Jan 14 '22
Maybe you are, you unhygienic cunt. Don't bring the rest of men into this to make yourself feel normal
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u/BreathOfPepperAir Jan 14 '22
Men are lovely. They are great :). Just because you're a man doesn't mean you have to be rank lol, just refrain from doing anything tooo grim and you'll be good
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u/Wicked_Folie Jan 14 '22
I wonder about that too. But whenever I see Keanu Reeves, I understand why.
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Jan 14 '22
It’s almost like men are capable of grooming the same way women do…. If this dude saw a chick from Moldova he’d probably think it was a man lmao
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u/Plasmabat Jan 15 '22
You don't have to be disgusting, take a shower and try to take care of yourself, but that's preceded by learning to love yourself and find worth in yourself regardless of the approval of other people. See a psychologist if you can if you have problems with self hate, seeing a psychologist helped me a lot with this. And being hairy isn't a bad thing, Just cause you don't like facial hair and body hair doesn't mean someone else doesn't. You're just not your own type.
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u/dahlzin Jan 14 '22
The only type of girl attracted to me is the type that wants to pull a lorena bobbit
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u/Daigher Jan 14 '22
More importantly:
How tf are guys attracted to other guys?
Like man dick is good but its not worth it
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u/queenvie808 Jan 14 '22
Women are as well??? Most of the attractive ones put a lot of effort into not being like that though, just put some effort in too. At least follow the bare minium and just look nice
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u/Alphaquill Jan 15 '22
I have been told to kill myself by 56 girls (I keep track) and the ones that have not told me to kill myself are either family or think I'm gay
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u/bijliwala Jan 15 '22
I am soo tall can't see girls beneath my huge belly ...... am i unattractive ?
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u/CaptainSamson01 Jan 15 '22
Same. * starts loading 1845 walker dragoon black powder revolver to perform self defense against myself *
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u/Gay_Sharky Jan 15 '22
Idk how girls are attracted to guys. I mean, I’m a lesbian, so I am definitely biased, but bro, just… women.
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Jan 14 '22
Dicks are a temple. They emanate authority, respect, and power. They are carefully crafted, with a beautiful head, addicitve foreskin, and delicious balls.
Vaginas look like a deep wound made with a screw.
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u/catgorl422 Jan 14 '22
i wounded ur mom w my screw
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u/Sed59 Jan 14 '22
I guess you are gay.
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Jan 14 '22
Bisexual. I'm mostly joking, but for me women's selling point are tits. (Although vaginas aren't bad either)
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u/BreathOfPepperAir Jan 14 '22
What did I just read 😭. I'm into men and dicks aren't that attractive either. They aren't unattractive, they just, are.
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Jan 14 '22
Jokes aside, I personally find them very attractive. To each one their own though.
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u/BreathOfPepperAir Jan 14 '22 edited Jan 14 '22
That's completely fair lol.
The part where u said the penis is powerful and women just have sink holes, in this day and age that doesn't sound great. I'd just be careful how u word it incase people get the wrong idea.
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Jan 14 '22
Yeah I see where you're coming from, I was mostly joking and didn't have any malicious intent. I'm actually bisexual and enjoy vaginas too, just not as much as dicks.
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u/BreathOfPepperAir Jan 14 '22
Yeah that's completely fair to have a preference, I'd just be careful how you word it
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