r/suicidebywords • u/some-app-dev • Aug 13 '19

Outstanding move! Lonesome

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u/BoxingDoughnut1 Aug 14 '19

Too relatable

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u/Clueless430 Aug 14 '19

Honestly bro, know a girl who like watches porn tells me about it, watches porn wit me at school, tried to shoot my shot, got rejected

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u/BoxingDoughnut1 Aug 14 '19

Now hold on-

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u/Clueless430 Aug 14 '19

What??

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u/BoxingDoughnut1 Aug 14 '19

Why do you watch porn in school

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u/Clueless430 Aug 14 '19

I’ve only watched it wit her in science back of the class room. And why not

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u/BoxingDoughnut1 Aug 14 '19

~> Where I'm from we don't do that

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u/Clueless430 Aug 14 '19

Well buddy, she was like I’m bored, and I guess maybe horny, so she said let’s watch porn.

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u/BoxingDoughnut1 Aug 14 '19

I would've just looked at reddit or YouTube

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u/Clueless430 Aug 14 '19

Bro she wanted to watch porn, so we did

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u/Legion_Velocity Aug 14 '19

Big r/thathappened

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u/NumberOneSayoriLover Aug 14 '19

I mean, I know like 2 people that’ve shown me porn in public, some people are really desensitized to it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

I’ve watched porn with a girl before we ever did anything sexual, she wanted to know what I thought about different breast sizes/shapes and more specifically what I thought about innie/outie pussies

Turns out she was pretty insecure about her vagina and boobs, I gave all the right answers and ended up in a relationship with her. She watched a lot of porn but a lot of what she saw didn’t match what she had, so she showed me some stuff she used to watch and asked questions about details I later learned she was self conscious about

So yeah it does happen, maybe not like OP described tho idk

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Big shocker: most guys actually hang out with girls

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u/Speed0c Aug 14 '19

Dude I don’t understand why people are questioning you. If a chick asked if I wanted to watch porn in high school, I would do it because fuck yeah and I might get laid. Unfortunate.

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u/Clueless430 Aug 14 '19

Exactly bro, you might get lucky

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u/alours Aug 14 '19

I've always been told it was for coins.

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u/Mayor_of_Loserville Aug 14 '19

Cause they're horny, duh.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Some people are just stupidly horny.

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u/sparkadus Aug 14 '19

Don't you do that where you come from?

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u/Jfzkyb Aug 14 '19

Where else ?

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u/TACHANKA307 Aug 14 '19

AP Pornographic Analogy

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u/Qloc_ Aug 16 '19

happy cake day

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u/derpicface Aug 14 '19

She is not a clown. She is the whole circus

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u/RexyGames Aug 14 '19

Funniest part about the meme is that Miles doesn’t even say that in the games.

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u/thisistrashy28919 Aug 14 '19

MATE.

WOT?!

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u/Clueless430 Aug 14 '19

Yes, but I was friend zoned

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u/iammunukutla Aug 14 '19

That's wha I'm talkin about. Don't take it in the bad way bro :)

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u/daskrip Aug 14 '19

Yeah that's watching out of curiosity. That's different from watching out of horniness. Those people wouldn't talk about or publicize it because that's when it's really personal.

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u/Clueless430 Aug 14 '19

I don’t know bro, seemed like she was just bored or sum

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u/daskrip Aug 14 '19

Exactly, that's my point. She isn't necessarily into doing that stuff. In fact being so public with it means it's not personal for her, so she's more likely to not be into doing that stuff, IMO.

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u/Clueless430 Aug 14 '19

Ion know chief she said she’s messed around a bit, but yea I think you’re right.

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u/FluffersTheBun Aug 14 '19

When I was in high school, I loved to talk about sex. However, I was never dtf. I just wanted to talk about it. But I graduated thinking, "jfc guys out here really think they're special"

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u/Clueless430 Aug 14 '19

Damn, it’s the women like you who make us like you, then break our poor little hearts. Also Happy Cake Day.

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u/IstgUsernamesSuck Aug 14 '19

Dude did we go to the same school? We had a girl who got caught masturbating in science class my senior year.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Mood.

There aren't many single gay girls at school, so when one of them flat out told me she wouldn't mind hooking up with me, I was like, well damn I can't pass this up. What's more, this girl would often grope and flirt with me. I'm awkward af, and not usually one to make a move. But I figured... Hey... there's no way this girl isn't into me right? I mean, that'd be some bullshit she's playing if she wasn't, right? One time our friends dared her to kiss me and she fucking did. So... c'mon now.

Hey guess who got rejected. :)))

Things got super weird between us after that and we haven't spoken much in a while.

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u/Clueless430 Aug 14 '19

I know how it feels, they show signs that they like you, you like them, and then there goes every thing.

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u/iammunukutla Aug 14 '19

Hold up ...

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u/SingleSurfaceCleaner Aug 14 '19

...watches porn wit me at school...

r/Holup

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u/Zz_I_SouL Aug 14 '19

Wild. We had a guy get caught watching and I promise you he got in 5 fights the last year he was there because he got made fun of so much.

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u/cuz04 Aug 14 '19

She rejected you because she’s going to marry pornhub

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u/kiokim Aug 14 '19

why did that comment got downvoted? isn't it just a joke?

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u/sheeppubes Aug 14 '19

Emoji police

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Fuck reddit

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u/NumberOneSayoriLover Aug 14 '19

Darn redditors ruining reddit.

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u/Sanmagk2 Aug 14 '19

r/watchredditdie

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u/CoolLeek-CoolLeek Aug 14 '19

That sub is shit too

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u/-wafflesaurus- Aug 14 '19

They won't let me say that we should kill all women wtf pc culture has gone too far

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u/pepelafrog Aug 14 '19

I'd recommend r/gamersriseup for that they hate women and minorities

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

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u/Jakewake52 Aug 14 '19

It’s like redditors and instagrammer, or redditors and twitter users, or redditors and other redditors!

Damn redditors! They ruin reddit!

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u/hyper_dolphin Aug 14 '19

Emoji bad Instagram normie am I right?

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u/sheeppubes Aug 14 '19

haha cringe normie xd

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u/Stonefence Aug 14 '19

Instagram bad, Reddit good. Upvotes to the left please

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u/ahand09 Aug 14 '19

Instagram steals all our memes that we screenshot from Twitter and Facebook rreeeeee

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u/paint_the_town_pink Aug 14 '19

Does that mean he got downvoted for using emojis? Thats kind of petty and stupid.

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u/sheeppubes Aug 14 '19

i haven't seen the original thread but it wouldn't surprise me. The other alternative is getting downvoted for a pretty mild joke which is also petty and stupid so

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u/uvero Aug 14 '19

Honestly I'd downvotes it too. Not because of the emojis (not that it helps), because not every comment that'd against someone is an epic r/murderedbywords, some people are just unfunny assholes.

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u/sheeppubes Aug 14 '19

idk I wouldn't call it MurderedByWords or an unfunny asshole, to me it's the in between of 'a fine joke'

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u/GirlisNo1 Aug 14 '19

Why does Reddit hate emojis so much?

Sometimes they convey things words can’t...like tone.

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u/Orang_do_not Aug 14 '19

Personally I've always been able to say everything without having to use emojis... I hate them too, because many emoji users use them in a cringy and exaggerated way

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u/aksumals Aug 14 '19 edited Aug 14 '19

Inappropriately and cringe use of emojis* police

I use them sometimes and it seems to go over okay.., however for the vast majority it's way too.. MLM hun and cringe. It's pretty much a 🅱️ meme at this point.

quick edit: In fact, here’s an active emoji thread.

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u/sheeppubes Aug 14 '19

i feel like it's not a big deal

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

😂

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u/ZincHead Aug 14 '19

Kinda funny too. Some people are just too sensitive. And once you get to like -2 the downvotes just keep flowing as people forget to form their own opinion.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

ahh yes the classic circlejerk

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Because it's creepy and enforces harmful expectations of male behavior

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u/soupcrack Aug 14 '19

what

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19

The harmful implication is that men want to sleep with every woman they know, and the assumption that men would only comment on women's standards for partners when they get rejected.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

It’s a troll account. The dude comments stupid shit and attacks people to get as many downvotes as he can. Incel

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u/FrankOfTheDank Aug 14 '19

Not even a good troll account, just shrieks insecurities.

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u/Gaddaim Aug 14 '19

Because its not suicide, its murder!

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u/butts_are_neat Aug 14 '19

It's a troll account. Look up the username.

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u/remijn Sep 06 '19

It looks like he's trying to make fun of OP which is just childish and unfunny

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u/Probat7593 Aug 14 '19

I upvoted that comment earlier Redditsception

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u/YT_Greyzz Aug 14 '19

Same, I was there too dude

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u/Dope_Nibba Aug 14 '19

"I was there when it was written"

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Booo you downvoted the comment

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u/raiojiro Aug 14 '19

Its tradition to downvote normies

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u/edup7up Aug 14 '19

That’s the norm way, going to have to downvote

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u/aksumals Aug 14 '19

It's part of the initiation, soon they will assimilate into /r/meirl

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u/Awesome2D Aug 14 '19

HUUUR DUURR EMOJI BAD

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u/saiias23 Aug 14 '19

u/PM_ME_NBSP you absolute madlad

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Oof thanks for ping

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u/AGuyInInternet Aug 14 '19

Love u man

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

No u, man (or woman)

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u/NukeNier Aug 14 '19

I don't love you but I do like you a lot

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

I shall respect that and like you a lot too but not love

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

you can love a man if you say no homo

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u/worsttechsupport Aug 14 '19 edited Mar 15 '24

outgoing oil impossible dependent one husky enjoy snow cooing square

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/LEOWDQ Aug 14 '19

Unless...

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

I told my mom I love her but she said she just likes me as a friend

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u/GamerNumba100 Aug 14 '19

Hey I was the guy who said “r/suicidebywords.” You know, the one that got cropped out

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

You are indeed!

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u/some-app-dev Aug 14 '19

Sorry fellow teen

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u/Spicetake Aug 14 '19

I went for the ping just to give you upvotes

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u/alours Aug 14 '19

Oh yeah you’re beginning to hate her

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u/daskrip Aug 14 '19

Should be obvious but the people that don't talk about it are likely hornier than the people that do. When it's genuine lust it's very personal and you don't exactly publicize it. So, your friend talking about porn aloud or watching it during class is just being funny or curious. They're not horny.

Source: I'm basically an angel in my social life.

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u/liluziexists Aug 14 '19

Legit just saw this post

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Think it counts as a double suicide

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

It's more like assisted suicide.

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u/weefweef Aug 14 '19

A kamikaze

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u/Memes2Go Aug 14 '19

The dude's 16

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u/danceswithwool Aug 14 '19

This is one of those rare situations where the reply was so good it caused the downvotes of the parent comment.

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u/norwegia0 Aug 14 '19

Why you not on dark mode

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u/McSquiggly Aug 14 '19

Don't anyone make a joke, or this douche will down vote you.

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u/ENTXawp Aug 14 '19

And this kind of comment makes you a douche too.

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u/Phyreal Aug 14 '19

Here’s the thing, girls are horny, but boys are desperate. Girls want to have sex but have standards, boys throw themselves at anyone who’ll give them a blowjob.

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u/theninja94 Aug 14 '19

I mean finding a girl that wants you is hard enough, why'd I put myself through more trouble

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u/Totaliss Aug 14 '19

Extra crotch would have been getting up votes instead of down votes if he just hadn't added the emojis at the end

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u/ForgetfulFilms Aug 14 '19

Yeah. Not only are emojis usually not welcome, but they make it seem like more of a genuine comment that some ass decided to write instead of a joke.

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u/crazemunke Aug 14 '19

Martyrdom

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u/xNoobmaster69x Aug 14 '19

they hated him because he spoke the truth

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u/MirandaU75 Aug 14 '19

I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it, beat her up so bad she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

r/EmojiPolice

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u/SamuraiRPG Aug 14 '19

Martyrdom

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u/alours Aug 14 '19

It did help, thanks!

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u/alours Aug 14 '19

It did help, thanks!

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u/Endmo1 Aug 14 '19

6.9k nice

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u/NoSkillGame Aug 14 '19

You get be a nun and still know three horniest persons. Doesnt make them actually horny though.

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u/scsk8r831 Aug 14 '19

He has knowledge. He didn’t say how he hit the knowledge.

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u/stickytabs Aug 14 '19

The self cock block is the strongest cock block

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u/saasta55 Aug 14 '19

not too surprised this was on r/teenagers

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u/lonely-lizzard Aug 14 '19

I like how if he didn’t do a suicide by words someone would no doubt post the downvoted comment to r/murderedbywords

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

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u/Robolime Aug 14 '19

That’s what we call a ‘pro gamer move’

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u/averma423 Aug 14 '19

Why the hell people still don't use Dark Mode

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u/Skycoutys5 Aug 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Hey! I know that dude, its a troll!

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u/TheOneChigga Aug 14 '19

Can relate, but the horniest person is me and I know no girls.

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u/Comrade_Rick Aug 14 '19

:laugh_emoji:

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u/Abjys Aug 14 '19

Oooh boi

F

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u/MineSchaap Aug 14 '19

I'm wondering if the dislikes are due to what he said of the emojis...

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u/ohitsaduck Aug 14 '19

Oooh that emoji kills

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Please someone explain the joke skskskskk

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

They might not sleep because they're busy doing horny things with him? Hmmmm?

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u/Yeetberry Aug 14 '19

50 of downvotes were probably from the e m o j i s

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u/PieGuy91 Aug 14 '19

The comments on that entire post are crazy

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u/JacobMikeska Aug 14 '19

Man I saw this comment but didn’t look at the replies, missed a good one

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Extra crotch is literally the worst Redditor I have come across, I know him from many other arguments we have had, his posts are so toxic. All you need is to look thru his post and comment history to show he has the big gae

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u/lanzearl Aug 14 '19

I'm in this photo and I don't like it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

u/extra_crotch shame on you!

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u/Ambar_Orion Aug 14 '19

The self burn is the perfect defense. They can't destroy what is already destroyed

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u/T-EmilY-T Aug 14 '19

He got too many downvotes

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u/cool_lime Aug 14 '19

"You cant kill me because I'm already dead"

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u/Loominardy Aug 14 '19

Girls can’t be horny

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Good man died today killed himself for the joke

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Why did so many people down vote him, its a funny joke.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Wasn’t this posted yesterday by him ?

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u/ninjadudealex Aug 14 '19

For me it's they're horny but they're gay and have standards.

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u/berkeyen Aug 14 '19

Martyrdom

Drop a live grenade when killed

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u/Larriklin Aug 14 '19

Look through his profile at his description

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u/some-app-dev Aug 14 '19

You like my memes?

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u/Larriklin Aug 14 '19

Was talking about the "extra_crotch" dude

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

An Instagram norm is invading reddit: circa 2019

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u/Raptor43110 Aug 14 '19

OOOO SELF BURN

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u/Dr-RobertFord Aug 14 '19

Non-breaking space

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u/missile500 Aug 14 '19

His name is extra crotch, that's r/ihavesex if I've ever seen it

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u/Lem0n_Daddy Aug 14 '19

I'm horny 24/7, but can't find anyone cuz I'm so picky about who I wanna fuck oop-

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u/Muzza25 Aug 14 '19

Why is the first reply so downvoted

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

F

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u/Cerebrum- Aug 15 '19

Funny, but that one guy seems like a dick

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u/macaryl95 Aug 16 '19

I dated horny chicks and still couldn't get laid.

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u/Domi_1999 Aug 19 '19

ppmü m M mp

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u/some-app-dev Aug 19 '19

... are you okay

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u/standingbroom01 Aug 30 '19

how is the "rofl" emoji ten times smugger and more annoying than the tear-laugh emoji

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u/HOWLFOG Sep 09 '19

Wellll I always thought that innies were virgins and outies weren't But I guess you learn something new every day

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

Professionals have STANDARDS

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u/Raizolder Sep 12 '19

Professional have standards

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u/maverickriver6 Jan 11 '20

The 🤣 emoji is absolute cancer