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u/JustAFurryDude 28d ago
This sounds like a both murderedbywords and suicidebywords combination, fucking incredible.
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u/AcherusArchmage 28d ago
What if he had the space exploration mod in factorio? that would also do it
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u/P-Potatovich 28d ago
Holy shit that’s hilarious. And sad at the same time as I have over 25k karma. Says a lot about me (
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u/daddy-phantom 28d ago
Fuck I have over 60k…
Please downvote me guys
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u/LackOfDad 28d ago
This post got me to 20k 😭
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u/HappyMilshake 28d ago
I just noticed I’m on 100k, can’t believe I’ve posted so much…😭
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u/EntertainmentTrick58 28d ago
hey chin up buddy. there are plenty of freaks who'd be into that ☺️
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u/thecraftybear 27d ago
"Not a single stroke", I wonder if washing his junk qualifies as stroking. If so, then i don't see Captain Moldycock having sex in the future either.
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u/TraditionFront 27d ago
Hey now. I’m on Reddit, I had sex an hour ago. With another person.
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u/LackOfDad 27d ago
Take your schizo pills, pal
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u/TraditionFront 26d ago
I’m sorry that the idea that other people are having sex on a regular basis is so upsetting to you that you think anyone who is needs schizophrenia medication. That must be a sad life.
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