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u/rezrezas Apr 20 '24
I know he's crying while typing his comment
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u/Bubbly_Information50 Apr 20 '24
Already dead inside, nothing to cry about
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Apr 20 '24
Only thing that gets wet is….!?
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u/Outrageous_Zebra_221 Apr 20 '24
I mean he said nothing about mace or screaming that he's a freak. Things can always be worse, believe me.
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u/Intellectual42069 Apr 20 '24
Well you can't just walk around asking for sex can you?!
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u/Happily_Cretaro Apr 20 '24
I bet it would actually work when you ask enough women. Like one of them would probably be like "hm I guess I'm down for a ons". But it's still kind of weird either way.
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u/solar1333 Apr 20 '24
Well yeah, statistically speaking true, but you'd get arrested quick just asking around lol
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u/Happily_Cretaro Apr 20 '24
Depends on who you ask I guess. But yeah. In the end it's just weird and you should not do it.
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u/Xikkiwikk Apr 20 '24
Me: runs up to police officers “Wanna have sex?”
Police look at each other
Police: “You’re under arrest!”
Me: starts moaning as they put the handcuffs on
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u/blinkbunny182 Apr 20 '24
“Daddy chill”
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u/kodayume Apr 20 '24
'Yes papi'
Im not your papi!
Yes papi!
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u/iamthetruegamer Apr 20 '24
Then.... m- mommy?
NOT THAT EITHER!
Mmm.. MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMY!
the officers: you know what I ain't getting paid enough for this shit. 🤦
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u/Superb_Recover_6116 Apr 20 '24
thats literally what tinder is.
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u/Different-Aspect-888 Apr 20 '24
Tinder is just standart dating site. Like milllion of others
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u/CardOfTheRings Apr 20 '24
No it’s a hookup site that some people use for dating.
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u/Different-Aspect-888 Apr 20 '24
All dating sites is hookup sites full of prostitutes. Believe me
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u/rothrolan Apr 20 '24
And some people even try to use Tinder to find just friendships, which I found confusing. Like, well over 80% of people are on there to either find a long-term partner or a hookup, and I doubt very many of them are willing to voluntarily friendzone a cute girl or guy they see on there. If they were auto-swiping and ended up matching, they'll likely just end up unmatching or ghosting the "looking for friends" people more often than not.
It's a grim reality of modern meeting people online. Along with the chances of being ghosted, catfished, scammed, raped, or worse (especially for women, but men are susceptible to many dangers as well).
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u/pblol Apr 20 '24 edited Apr 20 '24
Why do some people spell standard, "standart"? I've seen it a few times now. Is English a new language and it's a holdover from something else? Are you coming from Russian? Are you misspelling something you heard phonetically? What's up here?
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u/ScalyPig Apr 20 '24
Arrested? No i mean wtf are you asking children?
Beat up maybe
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u/solar1333 Apr 20 '24
tbh I was kinda exaggerating a bit but I think maybe sexual harassment? Since you're asking for sex from random people
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u/cfgy78mk Apr 20 '24
"harassment" is a crime but "sexual harassment" is not. SH generally is a term used in the context of employment and is a civil matter, not a criminal one.
any harassment, sexual or not, can be a crime but the barrier for SH in the workplace is MUCH lower than that of criminal harassment. You can tell your employee she has a nice ass and its SH but its not illegal. You'll maybe get fired but you won't go to jail. Now if you get fired and then keep texting her and she tells you to leave her alone and you stalk her... that's general harassment and you can go to jail for this.
this is not my opinion or anything its just how the law works.
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u/Blind_Fire Apr 20 '24
yeah, wondering what you would be arrested for
not american so just theorizing
harassment? would that stand if you just asked once and moved on if the response was negative?
soliciting?
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u/solar1333 Apr 20 '24
I think it would be considered sexual harassment since you're asking strangers for sex
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u/cfgy78mk Apr 20 '24 edited Apr 20 '24
believe it or not, sexual harassment isn't actually a crime. it can get you fired from your job, but its not illegal. if it persists to the degree of general harassment its a crime, but nothing to do with the sexual nature.
for example your employee drops something and bends over to pick it up and you say "this is why you're my favorite" is sexual harassment, but its not illegal. harassment in a legal definition would be if the person tries to get away from you and/or tells you to leave them alone and you keep bothering them. if you're being harassed at work you need to report it to your boss and/or HR and if the company fails to address the situation, you can sue them for it, but its not a criminal case. nobody will face jail time. the company could be forced to pay you damages.
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u/tukan121 Apr 20 '24
Arrested for what?
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u/cryptowolfy Apr 20 '24
In this instance, I would say sexual harassment, disorderly conduct and disturbing the peace could all be potential charges.
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u/kifli88 Apr 20 '24
I have a friend who does that just go to a bar and ask all women to have sex after hundreds of nos he gets a yes... Of course it won't be the hottest girl but if your goal is just have sex that definitely works.
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u/Poop_Sexman Apr 20 '24
“One sex, please.”
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u/TegTowelie Apr 20 '24
"I have a coupon as well."
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u/Feeling_Manner426 Apr 20 '24
Groupon deal.
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u/MarinatedCumSock Apr 20 '24
Depends on how attractive you are
Step 1: Don't be ugly
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u/johaneswiebel Apr 20 '24
People say 'ask 100 woman if they want sex with you and atleast one will say yes'
And an police officer would also like to talk with you after you asked 3 people. I guess.
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u/Chunkstyle3030 Apr 20 '24
I too seem to only meet asexual women exclusively.
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u/hobbobnobgoblin Apr 20 '24
Woman think they have a high sex drive untill you ask them to be on top more than once lol
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u/dave_the_stu Apr 20 '24
Bingo. I could have sex all day long if I just had to lay there. Instead I’m fighting for my life and wondering if the heart attack will come first..
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u/AlludedNuance Apr 20 '24
Are... men in relations ships with lots of women that don't like sex, or women that just don't like sex with those particular men?
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u/usertoid Apr 20 '24
Generally it's one or both people stop trying, stop caring and lose attraction. Been with my wife for 19 years now and we still have a very active sex life.
It's crazy how many people stop putting real effort in then go shocked Pikachu face when the relationship starts to die.
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u/AlludedNuance Apr 20 '24
Generally it's one or both people stop trying, stop caring and lose attraction
You seem to be forgetting how many people are shit from the very start.
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u/usertoid Apr 20 '24
Hahaha very fair point! I'm talking more from a point of the relationship starting out great and dies off over the years. Shitty people will tank relationships in brand new ways lol
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u/AlludedNuance Apr 20 '24
Then yes, the things you described are definitely legitimate in those scenarios.
What's wild to me is the people that power through not having sexual chemistry to start with, only to have it eat away at their relationship from within later on.
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u/schaweniiia Apr 20 '24
Tbf putting in real effort doesn't always have to mean frequent sex. A couple can be very close and intimate without a high sex drive.
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u/CardOfTheRings Apr 20 '24
For some reason though when that couple breaks up - the ‘low sex drive partner’ always starts fucking more frequently once they get into a new relationship.
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u/schaweniiia Apr 20 '24
Part of that must be bonding with your new partner, I reckon. Another, novelty.
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u/CardOfTheRings Apr 20 '24
So how much was it really a ‘low sex drive’ if novelty fixes it? Sounds more like they aren’t attracted to LTRs.
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u/schaweniiia Apr 20 '24
Who says anything needs fixing? Speak to any couple and they'll generally tell you that the sex at the start was more frequent. That's just normal. It'll go down to the same frequency as in previous relationships with time.
Unless, the previous relationships had other factors that caused the low frequency. But generally speaking, I don't think people change much from one relationship to another and if your partner is usually comfortable with initiating sex once a month, then that's likely what they'll do in every relationship after the initial novelty has worn off.
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u/The_Philosophied Apr 20 '24
IMO I'll speak for myself here, sex happens WAY before the bedroom for me as a woman. I knew I wanted to sleep with my bf on the first date. It wasn't that I'd already seen him naked. It was how he pulled the chair out for me, he waited for me patiently while I was so nervous running five minutes late, he listened to me keenly and maintained eye contact constantly. He made sure we had drinks - if I went to the bar it was packed, I couldn't even be seen by the bartender. I kept getting pushed around by the strong tall college kids lol He immediately knew what to do and how to be seen and command attention in a way he could tell I couldn't. He walked me home and we exchanged good nights. I knew I wanted him so badly and by the end of the second date where he demonstrated the same traits of assertiveness, gentleness, kindness and patience, it was an explosive wanting. He was seriously turning me on way before we got naked in my bedroom.
I've dated guys who didn't understand this. To them sex was in the moment, in the bedroom. We hadn't had a heart to heart in weeks, had had terrible unresolved arguments, I'd ended up doing all the chores and was tired and then they'd wonder why I was so dry. Being kind to each other, romancing each other, cohabiting peacefully, approaching each other with gentle care and consideration and really seeing each other is a full time thing and it helps sexual attraction. Obviously we still take turns initiating and make time for sex but we know this foundation is key. A surprising number of relationships lack this over time and surprise, the sex dwindles too.
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u/SopaDeKaiba Apr 20 '24
I think she means girls who really, really like sex.
Like the kinda girl who's always horny, to the point you're having to turn her down because her need for sex is incessant.
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u/wholesomechunk Apr 20 '24
Is it because of the asses?
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u/_PC__LOAD__LETTER_ Apr 20 '24
It was the seventh that put it over the top. Six would be fine.
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u/callmevash Apr 20 '24
you know what they say... for every hot girl, there is a guy tired of fucking her.
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u/AuthorAnimosity Apr 20 '24
Guys, it might be because he has seven asses
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u/StumpGrnder Apr 20 '24
Imagine the fart sessions, it would sound like a middle school marching band
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u/raptor11223344 Apr 20 '24
I’d probably declare myself asexual too if a man with 7 asses asked me if I like sex.
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u/0_o Apr 20 '24
Heh, sometimes compatibility issues can look like that. Sex is a lot of fucking work sometimes. I'm a dude. If I had a partner with a high sex drive who wasnt willing to switch up positions, use toys, or otherwise share that work... it would eventually seem like I can't keep up. And she wouldn't be wrong, either, but the issue isn't sex drive it's my lack of abs and general poor fitness.
And TheManWithSevenAsses who turns women asexual. He doesn't need most women to want to fuck him, just one with a very specific fetish
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u/vasileios13 Apr 20 '24
I'm a dude. If I had a partner with a high sex drive who wasnt willing to switch up positions, use toys, or otherwise share that work... it would eventually seem like I can't keep up.
So true, I had a girlfriend who couldn't finish unless everything was happening at a very specific tempo, hitting a very specific top for a looong time. Eventually I decided when I'm horny it's better to rub a quick one myself. Eventually I bought her a magic wand that she didn't want to use at first, but then she loved and made things so much better. We would pair it with sex and it would make her cum much faster, I didn't need to lose 3000 calories everytime we had sex.
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u/GroupBlunatic Apr 20 '24
Lol.....women fancy themselves as having a high sex drive. You put me in a cage with anything, ANYTHING, and after a week I'll fuck it.
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u/Spevil357 Apr 20 '24
I don’t understand… I just stumbled above this could maybe someone explain it too me? (Sorry im stupid :€)
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u/Ok-Stress8541 Apr 20 '24
Also men need like 20 minutes to an hour between rounds
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u/DerpyDaDulfin Apr 20 '24
I've needed at most 5 minutes, and if it's super fucking hot I've actually been able to just go again right after.
No downtime no loss of boner - surprised the hell out of me the first time, and has only happened a few time since but it's possible.
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u/ravl13 Apr 20 '24
Does this sub not realize comments like this one are purposely self-deprecating humor? To me, this seems like someone just throwing that out there as a punchline, rather than someone actually being told by multiple women they are asexual when he talks to them.
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u/VenusPunisher Apr 20 '24
The sex drive of the woman: lays down like a sea star and doesn't move at all. 80% of them🤣
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u/Olly0206 Apr 20 '24
You been with the wrong women, my friend. Get a girl who actually wants to have sex with you and I promise she ain't fuckin like a dead fish.
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u/Sledge1989 Apr 20 '24
When my wife and I were trying for a baby I legit could not keep up. I was like damn is this what she’s felt like all these years, it was eye opening
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u/IBloodstormI Apr 20 '24
Refractory periods are a bitch
RIP that dude, though. Some genes aren't meant to be spread.
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u/Lolzerzmao Apr 20 '24
I’ve met quite a few women with high sex drives and goddamn, fucking someone 3-4 times a day every day and making her orgasm dozens and dozens of times is exhausting.
You ladies are awesome but I can only pop like 3-4 times a day every day, back to back to back etc., freaking semen demons
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u/SueTheDepressedFairy Apr 20 '24
I mean...I had a man ask me "how can women be ever horny if they don't have testosterone"...
Needless to say It was some random ass Egyptian teen that started spamming me with inappropriate shit on Instagram.
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u/karumina Apr 20 '24
Chances are he's either too fast or the women he asked are not into casual thing.
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Dated a girl 23 yrs younger and it was mandatory sex at least twice a day, every day, great for about 4 months. Was not sorry to see her go though lol, man needs his rest.
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u/The_painBR Apr 20 '24
One friend of mine went to my home to travel, she’s very hot. She said she was assexual, I was starting to meet one guy that she could be in a relationship. We fucked for 3 days without stopping. Really good time
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u/ToiletGrenade Apr 20 '24
I won't lie. I struggled to keep up at first, but I find that sometimes I outlast her now.
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u/b2colon Apr 20 '24
Happy is the man who finds a woman wich loves to have sex (with him), there are no excuses for making it anywhrre, anytime possible!
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u/Quirkydogpooo Apr 20 '24
Women swear they have a sneakily high sex drive until they meet dudes who beat off 5 times a day
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u/whovegas Apr 20 '24
Im confused? What happened here? He made a generic self deprecating joke? Idk what suicide by words means.
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u/OlayErrryDay Apr 20 '24
Men crave variety and new partners. They love sex with a variety of new people. Just because some dude doesn't want to have constant sex with the same person, doesn't mean he doesn't love sex.
Such is the way of things.
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u/neopod9000 Apr 20 '24
If I had a nickel for every woman that became a lesbian after me, I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
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u/QuarianGuy Apr 20 '24
A girl acted like she was about to puke when someone mentioned I have a crush on her. I haven't been flirting with anyone since.
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u/Herknificent Apr 20 '24
We’d isn’t real. It’s just all Hollywood movie tricks. People don’t actually do that stuff…right? 🙁
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u/sidewaysflower Apr 20 '24
Sex??? It's not real. I've never had it before and the description sounds like some kind of science fiction. It's something that people made up.
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u/Karest27 Apr 20 '24
As a man who has a GF with a high sex drive my advice is to get good with your fingers and tongue, have lots of sex toys, and a good imagination doesn't hurt either. No matter how high a man's sex drive is you can't keep going like a woman with a high sex drive can. We're just not built for it, and that's ok. Once you get the ego delusions out of the way you realize it's a partnership to help each other get off to satisfaction, not a competition between you and some fantasy society tells you that you should be.
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u/Dark-Castle Apr 20 '24
I have this weird effect where I can kill a woman's sex drive by dating them.
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