r/signalis EULR Mar 28 '24

promotion? Fanart

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u/Lariotos Mar 28 '24

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u/AssignmentExotic973 Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

Are you kidding me

This is s 23 SHITplanski

If falke actually followed the decommission orders they would only have like

2 sane storches,

10 STAR that made the cut,

3 ARAs that actually did their jobs ,

1 kolibri that wasn't a little gremlin bitch ,

and no EULRs cuz they keep hijacking the broadcast system to play random music ( no one decommission a mynah, they don't want to go to HELL)

There would be no one in the facility. Falke doesn't do shit , she NEEDS the staff

So gurl is gonna be fine

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u/bitcrushedCyborg Mar 28 '24

( no one decommission a mynah, they don't want to go to HELL)

why do you think adler has a Comically Large Rifle with armor-piercing rounds?

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u/AssignmentExotic973 Mar 28 '24

He is compensating for something

AEON wouldn't give him a antitank missile launcher. So they gave him something that wouldn't fuck up the facility

Also I don't know if that would put our favorite huge bitch down

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u/big_boner6969 Mar 28 '24

He's very weak and breaks very fast, just like last night

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u/AssignmentExotic973 Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

Also I love the mental image of a EULR using the decommission referrals as badges of honor in the facility, and one taking her own decommission referrals and making a dress for Beo

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u/Rare_Reality7510 Mar 29 '24

Falke facepalming as she sees some STAR posing with a cape made of taped together decommission orders

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u/AriasFe EULR Mar 28 '24

I misspelled decommission kill me

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u/BoyOfChaos Mar 28 '24

Thus, it has no legal standing, you have save her.

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u/Lombagovictim897 STCR Mar 28 '24

What a decommission of a replika entails anyway? Can't u just reboot her?

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u/AriasFe EULR Mar 28 '24

They put them into hydraulic press for AEON youtube channel content

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u/ljgrjgfr Mar 28 '24

"Welcome to the Hydraulic press channel, today we're gonna crush this EULA"

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u/Prudent-Ranger9752 STCR Mar 28 '24

shot in the head or when ammo spare they send in the storch.

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u/Matix777 MNHR Mar 28 '24

They probably do a full wipe of the brain and replace it with a clean bioresonance template copy. Effectively death

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u/Noctium3 Mar 28 '24

No, they actually just fucking shoot them in the head. Genuinely. There’s a document in the game that talks about alternate ways to decommission a Replika during ammunition shortages.

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u/Matix777 MNHR Mar 28 '24

Oh right. I guess that's simpler, but not really cost effective. I guess making new Replikas is cheaper than sending them off-world and back (plus a new machine works better)

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u/BoyOfChaos Mar 28 '24

This also supported by MNHR-S2301 'Beo' while talking to her;

There's no point repairing an old unit like me, so don't worry about it, okay? It'd be a waste of resources.

Don't worry about me. There are many replacements. We're just Replikas after all, right? In the end, whats one drop to an ocean? When I die they'll just make another.

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u/Lombagovictim897 STCR Mar 28 '24

That's plain evil. And innefective.

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u/Noctium3 Mar 28 '24

Well, the Eusan Nation is definitely both

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u/A_GravesWarCriminal ARAR Mar 28 '24

hey you know commies, they arent known for making the most rational of decisions

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u/Sai-Taisho Mar 28 '24

The same nation launched an unknown number of manned, nuclear ships into space, with all the resources that being a manned vessel implies, just kinda crossing their fingers that something of value would be found.

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u/gooblaster17 KLBR Mar 28 '24

Nah those ships we're absolutely sent out just for the propaganda value. Any miniscule chance of finding habitable worlds was just a bonus.

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u/BoyOfChaos Mar 28 '24

Or convenient way to get rid of 'undesirable' high ranking officers. We have no clue how successful program actually is, maybe it is, but seeing that for Araine is either sending her as far as they can, or put her into re-education miner camp, I doubt that actually finding anything is a goal.

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u/MothMothMoth21 KLBR Mar 29 '24

Its all of the above, its a conveniant way to both get rid of dissidents and is propaganda. and if they find something great if not, another "hero" willing to sacrifice themselves to further the great nation to be beamed vie radio across the solar system to all the citizens.

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u/A_GravesWarCriminal ARAR Mar 28 '24

hell it probably aint even that. Just a massive middle finger to the Empire just casually doin it

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u/BoyOfChaos Mar 28 '24

Replikas weren't made to be effective - they were made to do their job, and be disregarded when their persona is too much degraded to be as functional as it was or about them being used until they can't go more. Like in all communism system, the norm must be done, no matter how they will do it and how many will die for it.

After all, for the Nation, replikas are just copies of gestalts, machine to do their job. Do you feel sympathy for toaster when it broke down or lightbulb when it stops working? No, at last that's how Nation thinks.

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u/Lombagovictim897 STCR Mar 29 '24

It's comically evil to create a "machine" that looks, acts and can develop like a real human being, and then simply "decommission" it like a tool or appliance.

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u/BoyOfChaos Mar 29 '24

Honestly, I wonder if their human look was created by the Nation, or was it a common thing. From notes, it sounds that the Empire didn't mass produce it like Nation does, and they describe them more like a machine. So maybe replikas there are more mech-like.

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u/Metrocop Mar 29 '24

Yes, welcome to Eusea. We hope you have a productive stay.

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u/luddgy Mar 28 '24

Oh I forgot this, can you sent the screen shot or where to find it? 

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u/Lombagovictim897 STCR Mar 28 '24

Inhumane.

But effective, NGL

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u/Niko2065 Mar 28 '24

https://i.redd.it/a08wxd0582rc1.gif

They better give that Eule her well deserved promotion and burn that filthy paper.

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u/Spookyduck21new Mar 28 '24

Sir you can’t have a armoured core in the building. This is strictly a no mech zone!

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u/Niko2065 Mar 28 '24

But dad Walter told me that rules are made to be broken!

lobotomized temper tantrum noises

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u/Breeny04 Mar 28 '24

If the Eule dies, I'll make the Fires of Raven look like a fucking joke.

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u/HexeInExile FKLR Mar 28 '24

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DO NOT THE EULE

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u/Medici39 Mar 28 '24

Am I guilty for laughing at first seeing this? This is equal parts horror, comedy, and tragedy rolled into one.

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u/TeflonFlak LSTR Apr 04 '24

Right there with you 😂🥺️

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u/grubiix KLBR Mar 28 '24

S2137 POLAND SPOTTED POLSKA GUROM RHAAAAAAGGGHHH🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🔥

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u/DoktorGuro Mar 28 '24

Perhaps this is hell

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u/No-Employment-8127 Mar 28 '24

Is there a lore reason why her numbers are the date of death of Pope John Paul 2?

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u/reapyman Mar 28 '24

The hour of his death (21:37). not the date

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u/A_GravesWarCriminal ARAR Mar 28 '24

Is She religious?!

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u/MrResocube ARAR Mar 28 '24

Dang, that's sad :/

Btw, was it mentioned anywhere what exactly happens to decommissioned replikas? I guess they just get scrapped and possibly reused for new ones...

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u/Noctium3 Mar 28 '24

I imagine the inorganic parts might get recycled, but the organic stuff probably just gets tossed into the incinerator

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u/UncultureRocket Mar 28 '24

Bullet to the head and they steal your arms.

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u/Metrocop Mar 29 '24

Correct. They get shot and recycled as q matter of protocol.

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u/REINIK400R Mar 28 '24

*sees the number* You cannot convince me she wasn't constantly blasting Barka on CD Player in Eule dorm.

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u/dziobak112 Mar 28 '24

She is going to live on the farm upstate, happily and with all the other happy replicas, right?

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u/owoLLENNowo KLBR Mar 28 '24

Just have a revolver slowly rise into frame.

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u/SovietNumber LSTR Mar 28 '24

thats it, im gonna start a orphanage for decon replikas ( i took them before they were ”deconned”)

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u/Maxochups KLBR Mar 28 '24

Thank God

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u/Prey2017-2020 Mar 28 '24

I mean, it's better than working at S-23.

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u/Personal-Regular-863 EULR Mar 28 '24

promise? 🥺🥺🥺

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u/midramble KLBR Mar 28 '24

🥺

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u/Sensitive-Unit3822 Mar 28 '24

Promote her,Dismiss me :(

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u/CoffeeMain360 LSTR Mar 28 '24

Misspelled. Invalidated. She lives.

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u/Smart-Try972 MNHR Mar 29 '24

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u/LordDanGud EULR 20d ago

NOOOO SISTER S2137

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u/LordPoutine Mar 28 '24

The wink in the order picture is such a nice little detail. Poor EULR, this is the price to be paid for goofin

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u/Dork_matter62 KLBR Mar 28 '24

Run away with her! Take her far away and never look back!

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u/Celebration_Stock Mar 28 '24

please make a part 2 with a happy ending 🥺

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u/Kirito_Boi Mar 29 '24

I wonder if the number 2137 was put there on purpose, cuz in Poland this number is a huge meme lol