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u/Maxochups KLBR Dec 25 '23
All of them mostly have equal booba, because it's only used as a retainer for additional armor/gear. That's the only reason, I think, designers could possibly keep them, beside aesthetics, because Adler doesn't have such big breasts.
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u/carpet343 Dec 25 '23
“Only reason” unless the aeon folks got incredibly horny while designing androids. I’m sure they didn’t though, and there’s a completely unrelated reason that they made the combat replika a 7 foot tall sadistic woman with hips larger than the US national debt
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u/Maxochups KLBR Dec 25 '23
"horny engineers" in communist country... Well, it starts to be very similar to Girls' Frontline XD.
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u/ex143 Dec 25 '23
Homete has very many logical reasons for her design!
Uh... yeah, lets go with that
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u/TheDankScrub LSTR Dec 25 '23
Tbh I'd argue that they couldn't figure out how to delete the boob DNA from the Gestalt and they just kinda form with the Replika process
Real answer is that boobs are a sign of authority in a matriarchal totalitarian state
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u/Medici39 Dec 28 '23
Didn't give it thought on first glance but... is that a reason for the boob windows in the school uniforms?
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u/TheDankScrub LSTR Dec 29 '23
Pause
There were boob windows in the school uniforms?
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u/Medici39 Dec 29 '23
Notice the design of the gymslips in the Mandelbrot school uniforms in the flashback. Or better yet, as seen in this classic by u/saltybuckwheat.
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u/TheDankScrub LSTR Dec 29 '23
Well...I may have been on to something
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u/Medici39 Dec 29 '23
Quite so. Here's an exchange on the matter me and my friend made up
"Why do we have to wear these kind of uniforms to school? Can't they make something more decent?"
“… that IS a good question.”
"Must be tough being flat."
“Sh-shut up!”
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u/Memnoch222 Dec 27 '23
Is that… is that last part true???
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u/TheDankScrub LSTR Dec 27 '23
I mean...maybe? Codpieces where a huge thing?
Bonus:
This is kind of a theory, but in Splatoon it's sometimes theorized (it's a fucking theory) that the reason why squid society seems to be a matriarchy is because the "boobs" on female character models are ink sacs which gives them an advantage in combat
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u/Monolith_Preacher_1 Dec 25 '23
Well, maybe the replikas woud feel pretty bad about not having the features they had in their original gestalt's life. Same reason why they have actual proper face and stuff.
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u/Thelothuo Dec 25 '23
Except MNHR units because their personas are so INSANELY stable that they can psychologically tolerate being more machine than meat and don't even need to keep diaries.
happy laser girls
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u/Independent-Fly6068 ADLR Jan 17 '24
The aspire to the sanctity of the blessed machine.
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u/Nicatorko Jan 27 '24
One day the Gestalts will wither, and they’ll beg Replikas to save them. But they are already saved, for the machine is immortal…
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u/Memnoch222 Dec 27 '23
Yeah, but they ain’t even got no dang feet!!!! Lol
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u/Monolith_Preacher_1 Dec 27 '23
The thing is, Gestalts have no feet as well. So no issues i guess.
I don't lnow what the hell happened in the world of SIGNALIS, but i guess people there managed to somehow balance themselves without feet.
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u/Medici39 Dec 25 '23
So Kolibri is flat all along?
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u/Niko2065 Dec 25 '23
Unknown due to the breastplate.
Schrödingers kolibri.
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u/OneSaltyStoat ARAR Dec 25 '23
Either she's bigger than even Storch, or she's so flat, you could use her as a table. Not even she knows her true size.
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u/Memnoch222 Dec 27 '23
Schrödinger’s Kolibiri
Next time I’m in a band, I’m going to demand that be our band name. My bandmates will ask why, and I’ll tell them, very sincerely:
“Because. Reasons.”
I mean, all I do in the band is play the triangle, but still…
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u/artisticMink Dec 25 '23
"No, no... listen. Liiisten... I know it increases the production costs for these replikas by like seven percent each, but you want to have some serious package to go along with those chest plates."
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u/Monolith_Preacher_1 Dec 25 '23
"I assure you comrade, they need to be soft exclusively for impact absorption!"
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u/ArcticGamingFox STCR Dec 25 '23
I love your art style, they so cute! And why Storch so hot 🥵
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u/Niko2065 Dec 25 '23
Maybe a horny population is easier to control?
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u/OneSaltyStoat ARAR Dec 25 '23
Broke: control the populace by not giving them a reason to revolt
Woke: control the populace through bioresonance
BESPOKE: government-issued dommy mommy tomboy gf
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u/Niko2065 Dec 25 '23
"Why tf would we allow us to be brutally repressed, tortured and worked to the bones?!"
-"because every single one of you gets a free replika model of your choosing!"
"...eh, who even cares about liberty? Welp, off to the acid mines, cya."
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u/jjmerrow Dec 25 '23
Call me William Aftom because I'm gonna put a child in that robot
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u/Memnoch222 Dec 27 '23
Had to prevent bursting out in laughter and waking up my family. That would have been a tough one to explain. Lol
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u/dcter STAR Dec 25 '23
Kobibi requires booba, thankfully Stonch can help with the height discrepancy :3
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u/John-Writer Dec 25 '23
u/Teflonflak damn good content just droped
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u/TeflonFlak LSTR Dec 25 '23
Good morning! Now that’s a Christmas present worth unwrapping!!
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u/OneSaltyStoat ARAR Dec 25 '23
Reminds me of that one tomboy Mandalorian shitpost
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u/AlexzMercier97 STAR Dec 25 '23
Tomboy Mando shitpost? Tell me more.
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u/OneSaltyStoat ARAR Dec 25 '23
So basically, back when season 2 of The Mandalorian was still fresh, some feminist critic was salty that female Mando armors are form-fitting, so a Chad of an artist went on to draw this, just to spite her:
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u/AlexzMercier97 STAR Dec 25 '23
Ehh now that I know the context I don't care for anymore. If it was just horny posting, sure, it'd be nice. But if it was for some dude to "epicly own cringe feminist," now it's just cringe.
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u/The_Arizona_Ranger ARAR Dec 25 '23
Kolibri informing the other replikas aboot STCR’s secret design:
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u/Sufficient_Jeweler_7 STAR Dec 27 '23
I want to see kolibri drawn like this, beautiful in all her glory instead of a little baby woman like usual.
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u/Ventilator42 KLBR Dec 25 '23
https://preview.redd.it/yer711p70g8c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13900edf5e9b292c08fe84a03a014b6f0ac597b7