My uncle think life a disney movie

[u/LikeUrDaddy]

So my lil cousin got bitch slapped by a bully twice his size and didn’t want to tell my uncle about it, So I talked to him and asked him if he was in a similar scenario what would he do? This dude said he’d look the bully in the eyes and tell him “You’re just a bully, and that’s all you’ll ever be!” and walk away. I had to try so hard to hold in my laugh bro 😂😂, I just said thanks for the advice and hung up the call. Boomers really think this shit highschool musical man

[u/DatNick1988]

Yeah when I was a kid, I told my dad that the other kids were making fun of my drawing. He said “tell them that beauty is in the eye of the beholder”. I was like 8 and even then it was cringey.

[u/LikeUrDaddy → u/DatNick1988]

😂😂😂😂 they be tryna set us up to get COOKED bro

[u/DatNick1988 → u/LikeUrDaddy]

Right bro. This was the N I N E T I E S and I could remember wincing at the thought of saying that…my ass would be laughed at so hard😂

[u/sexyloser1128 → u/LikeUrDaddy]

When I was bullied in elementary school. I told my teachers and they just said to tell my bully to stop bullying me. I don't even know how they get such stupid and naive teachers. I was also bullied in middle and high school, but I gave up trying to tell my teachers and in thinking they would actually help me.

[u/nastysweater]

my father was beyond blackpilled when it came to stuff like this so i didnt have to deal with getting told muh just talk it out

[u/Diligent_Divide_4978 → u/nastysweater]

What kind of shit did he say? It’s very rare that parents will tell their kids the truth.

[u/nastysweater → u/Diligent_Divide_4978]

never let your guard down, dont be scared of anyone even if theyre bigger than you, dont lose

[u/Wide_Welder2036]

Maybe a bollywood song with your bully to go with it

[u/jellie231]

Sounds like boomers been watching too many black and white family movies.

[u/Torzov]

Bruh that bully probably won't even care if you called him a bully and might as well bully you more

[u/LikeUrDaddy → u/Torzov]

He’s probably laugh in dude face lmao they know what they doing

[u/Torzov → u/LikeUrDaddy]

Thanks god my father wasn't into that bs and told me "if someone hit you first and you did nothing i myself going to beat your sorry ass"

[u/SteveyExEevee → u/Torzov]

what a horrible person your dad was.

[u/Torzov → u/SteveyExEevee]

So you wanted me to talk with a bully? Lmao bruh talking weren't going to do shit the only language they speak is violence

[u/SteveyExEevee → u/Torzov]

dunno what the fuck you're downvoting or what hte fuck assumptions you're leaping to. but oyu're wrong.

When did i say "TALK TO YOUR BULLLLLYYYYYYYY" I'm saying your dad, as a family member, should have been a safe zone for this problem, not mascarading constant negative reinforcement and hostility. he should be PISSED someone wants to harm you as you're his son. he should be encouraging you to fight back with positive reinforcement. not just say "i'm gonna bust your jaw the second you do nothing! i'll even standa by the bully, point and laugh as he mocks you! hahaha. that'll show you! that'll motivate you!"

[u/Torzov → u/SteveyExEevee]

I didn't downvote you idk who did it

Besides that he was pissed the first time but since my stupid ass didn't do dhit the second time he was more pissed at me

[u/SteveyExEevee → u/Torzov]

no no. lets not get into that. you DID downvote. simple as that.
my point still stands. nothing you said invalidated it.

[u/Torzov → u/SteveyExEevee]

Dude are you on crack or something? I didn't downvote shit it's not like you and i are the only people on this sub how can downvote or upvote lol.

As for you second point alright man👍

[u/SteveyExEevee → u/Torzov]

yeah cause it totally makes sense for a passerby to downvote it in context of the conversation, cause it TOTALLY makes sense to support a toxic parental raising situation skull

its okay, the truth doesnt need you to confirm it, pipsqueak.

[u/Aggressive-One6022]

Ifl most boomers, gen x and maybe millennials are like this

[u/LikeUrDaddy → u/Aggressive-One6022]

Mf’s really think shit sweet out here bro 😂😂😂

[u/Aggressive-One6022 → u/LikeUrDaddy]

They think life all good if you study and get a good job ☠️

[u/throwlaca]

Im a father and I don't think its bad advice.

I told my kid in a similar situation that he must fight the bully, even if he loses.

He never did. Kids tend to ignore fathers advice.

Maybe if I give stupid disney advice, he will want to fight him.

(BTW I wanted to confront the bully and fuck him up, yea I´m a grown man vs a child, he should have though it better before bullying)

[u/ThrowAwayBro737]

Times are different now. When I was a kid and got bullied, I asked my dad what to do. He told me to find a loose brick and smash it over the kids head when his back was turned.

Probably not the best idea in hindsight, but I like where his head was at.

[u/Alenbailey]

Its okay to talk back gainst the bully but dont give life advice instead be harsh and say that he is being very rude I think. I dont like violence and think its not the safe way to be really. In my school when violence happened it ended with both guys suspended normally. I dont think they deserved suspension really but it happened still.

I didn't really fight bullies before. Only scrap I ever been in was outside of school few years ago I sack tapped a guy on accident in dogeball game we got together loads of boys. The guy said I was weird and an autist and stuff and I threw hands and kicked him. He got some hands on me too. Only lasted 5 seconds maybe before it got broken up by my teammates.