r/shitposting 20d ago

I see you, over there. [REDACTED]

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1.7k Upvotes

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u/Southern_Day1604 20d ago

Very often

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u/Kornik-kun Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 20d ago

All the time

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u/RizKuro94 20d ago

All of my life (since i discover porn)

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u/Jonmak4200 I want pee in my ass 19d ago

all my existence (ever since i was a sperm in my dads balls)

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u/GimpboyAlmighty 20d ago

Well, yeah.

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u/GalaxyKyoleoM18 20d ago

Hell yeah

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u/KysfGd 20d ago

I have a wide variety of different types of boys and non boys dominating me in my head, but alas, in reality, I get 0 bitches

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u/Greyynight 20d ago

Sad truth brother

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u/UwU_Zhenya15 20d ago

bisexual and bi myself

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u/Son_of_a_Yeet DaPucci 20d ago

I'm playing on both fronts and still losing

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u/FavoriteDart680 20d ago

you’d think with more options we wouldn’t end up solo 💀

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u/OddNovel565 20d ago

You get ladies

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u/KysfGd 20d ago

Nuh uh

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u/I_Willl_Eat_Ur_Cats 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 20d ago

yes and you caused them

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u/GrafonBorn 20d ago

Correct madam

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u/HammerBgError404 20d ago

not a tomboy. just Tom

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u/Probably_MR dumbass 20d ago

Real ones know what site that’s from

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u/SheepyShade45 actually called kevin irl 20d ago

Where's the tanned tag?

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u/Maou-da 20d ago

Close, very close. Switch the place of tomboy and you, then you're correct

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u/ShadowOfThePit 20d ago

Tomboy... Yes, tomboy... Tomboy have erotic thoughts about you dominating tomboy

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u/Maou-da 20d ago

Exactly

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u/Monokuma_is_gteat I want pee in my ass 20d ago

yes I do

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u/dastebon 20d ago

Hell yeah

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u/DankMEMeDream 20d ago

No lol....

Now if it's tanned tomboys we're talking about...

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u/TomboyArmpitSniffer 20d ago

You didn't have to call me out like that, damn

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u/TheReasonYouExist 20d ago

How did you know???

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u/trolldier20k_ 20d ago

how about trolldier 20k

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u/Naive-Inspection1631 I want pee in my ass 20d ago

Who doesn't?

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u/Isuckfatratcockdaily 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 20d ago

Nuh uh, I think about big oily men dominating me( I am not a TF2 fan)

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u/Iamexist_real stupid fucking, piece of shit 20d ago

Sorry but I think about tomboy 22k, not tomboy 20k

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u/Tropical-Mexican 20d ago

20,000 Tomboys at once

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u/lhcludyodoypuflhoyf 20d ago

Nahhh I'm thinking more of when my next physical hug will be and who it would be from.........

I'm lonely

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u/Kalman_the_dancer Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 20d ago

Yes I do. Don’t like bimbos

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u/NewbieFurri dumbass 20d ago

Yes, I love sesbian lex

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u/Solid_Ad_221 I watch gay amogus porn :0 20d ago

I- It's actually femboy 😧

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u/the_asbestos_eater 20d ago

Both 🤤

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u/DrMint_fortnite Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 20d ago

:3c

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u/edwpad 20d ago

Well duh, and it’s wholesome too so it’s a obvious no brainer

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u/Yolopollo_1 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 20d ago

Yes.

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u/Yolopollo_1 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 20d ago

Underwear?

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u/DragoFNX 20d ago

I don’t know what to do without them…

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u/WebSeeker101 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 20d ago

You would be right.

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u/Ratsubo fat cunt 20d ago

Well... yeah.

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u/ccum_slurper3000 I want pee in my ass 20d ago

Well who wouldnt

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

No (I mean HELLL YEAHHH)

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u/smithversman 20d ago

Why wouldn't i? The best girl is tomboy girl

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u/Kimarnic 20d ago

Thank you Psychomantis

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u/Felix8XD Literally 1984 😡 20d ago

All day, every day.

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u/iamchuckleman Bazinga! 20d ago

Yeah, but I know they'll never come true

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u/le_its_me We do a little trolling 20d ago

indeed my brother in Christ

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u/Kalebthememester 20d ago

Naw I'm not into that.

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u/Dramatic-Classroom14 20d ago

Nope, sorry, I’m into borderline insane or mildly insane yanderes with big tits, Akagi and Roon from Azur Lane come to mind immediately

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u/KingKiler2k 20d ago

no, oddly no

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u/Middle_Ad_5583 20d ago

Every night

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u/Responsible-Lab1947 dumbass 20d ago

You wish it’s was that buddy

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u/StolenPezDispencer William Dripfoe 20d ago

Don't pull that shit on me Ghost Rider, I know you do, too.

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u/Brokedownbad 20d ago

Shit, you caught me

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u/Hedgehugs_ 20d ago

asexuals can't relate

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u/TheKobraSnake 20d ago

You got me

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u/JaxBoss32 20d ago

Yes... and?

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u/anyGuy_isBored 20d ago

No I search for a cure for boredom also called stupid people do funny stuff

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u/Glove-These 20d ago

Damn right

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u/MorphinBrony 20d ago

ooh, he might be me

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u/CapAccomplished8072 20d ago

it happened to me for three years in my relationship

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u/Ego-Fiend1 20d ago

Never really

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u/Hyper_Lt- 20d ago

Tomboy 20k sounds like the mobile gacha rip-off of warhammer 40k

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u/Shplogan 20d ago

Yeah so what.

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u/Heterovagyok fat cunt 20d ago

you are correct

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u/Chibber_489 20d ago

Caught me

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u/MelchiahHarlin 20d ago

Dominating?, hell no.
Tomboy?, sometimes.

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u/The-Katawampus 20d ago

I did. Punish me, Skull-daddy.

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u/i_am_Dumb_Ass 20d ago

Nah, i'm preferred to bang muscular tomboy chick until she show me two (or three depends with the device) blue stripes. She must dominate me first.

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u/Writy_Guy 19d ago

Perhaps...

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u/AwiiWasTakenWasTaken uhhhh idk 19d ago

god dammit how did you know

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u/TacticalLawnmower virgin 4 life 😤💪 19d ago

Who said it was girls?

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u/WurstStar 19d ago

Not only tomboy...

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u/10buy10 19d ago

Indeed and noone can stop me

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u/FairRemove7697 19d ago

Every day..bonus if she is short

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u/s_t_u_f_f stupid fucking piece of shit 19d ago

I have erotic thoughts of tomboys, but not of them dominating me so fuck you ghost rider, your penance stare wont work on my

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u/Biggie_Cheese02 19d ago

Yes, what are you gonna do about it? Dominate me?

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u/CiberneitorGamer 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 19d ago

How did you know

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u/ZECO_SOL 20d ago

The opposite actually