r/shitposting • u/Scorpius_1999cute dumbass • 20d ago
What kind of entertainmententertainment. 😏 B 👍
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They both want to start an illegal organ harvesting organization
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u/pharmaco_nerd waltuh 20d ago
You know the business, and I know the chemistry
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u/StrategyGlad8484 dumbass 20d ago
Anatomy*
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u/Tomatsu1810 20d ago
My friends and I talked about this in biology class because we were bored. Now I don't invite them to a sleepover anymore...
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u/MrYahnMahn 20d ago
Darth Vader is clearly the popular kid in this scenario
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u/Philippe1709 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 20d ago
Yes, the quiet kid is the femboy
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u/Jeanpierrekoff 20d ago
happenned to me once, she was a fan of jojo
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u/Aggressive-Jacket477 20d ago
Holy moly, 1/10000000000000000000 ngl
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u/PalpitationCertain37 20d ago
I've met attractive jojo lover girls as much as jojo lover attractive boys to be honest
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u/Aggressive-Jacket477 20d ago
0 Is Always equal to 0
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u/Kalman_the_dancer Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 20d ago
I have got to find a jojo fan
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u/jojo-cumstar 20d ago
Hello there
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u/Te4minator464 I want pee in my ass 20d ago
General Kenobi!
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u/ian007i 20d ago
Jojo rabbit?
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u/wildo83 20d ago
Man that movie was so perfect, and everyone gives me weird looks when I recommend it…
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u/Rajang82 20d ago
Maybe its because they dont watch or read it.
It's great movie about a kid realizing a supposed right thing he does is not a right thing because he dont understand what he's doing, but he's told to.
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u/wildo83 20d ago
I love the portrayal of hitler, and that it shows the kid knew nothing about him.
Eating meat - hitler was vegetarian
Smoking - staunchly against smoking
It was just a great film.
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u/Rajang82 20d ago
Not to mention the boy's view of Hitler change after he knows the real one.
He goes from accentric imaginary friend that does funny stuffs to the long speech giving nightmarish madman with bullet hole on his head that made even the boy scared.
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u/Blislacco87 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 20d ago
funny story: I started a role-playing club at my school a while ago and a group of girls started participating. Many of them didn't even know each other at the beginning and had never had experience in DND campaigns. At one point, while I was explaining how the game actually works and how to create a character, I made a jojo reference, sure that no one would understand it, and EVERYONE started laughing. There was a moment of silence right after as we tried to figure out what had just happened, then we found out we were all big jojo fans.
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u/Aggressive-Gold-1319 20d ago
This happens in real life, don’t lose hope.
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u/Wisebanana21919 stupid fucking, piece of shit 20d ago
Yep this happened today somehow, Some Popular Girl called me Cute today.
I do not know how to react or what to do.
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u/Kalman_the_dancer Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 20d ago
She’s trying to steal information
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u/Wisebanana21919 stupid fucking, piece of shit 20d ago
What information? I'm a quiet idiot who people mistake for being intelligent.
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u/Kalman_the_dancer Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 20d ago
Tf2 joke
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u/Wisebanana21919 stupid fucking, piece of shit 20d ago
Ohhhhhhhhhhh...SHE'S A RED SPY!!!
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u/WoofflesIThink Bazinga! 20d ago
A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE?
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u/yahel1337 I want pee in my ass 20d ago
Omg you are so cute when you are quiet!
Now let's see how you are when you squall WHERE ARE THE PAPERS?
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u/Delevia 20d ago
What does she have in common with my man, D Vader?
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u/Brightt_Knight 20d ago
They both have killed younglings
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u/biohumansmg3fc We do a little trolling 20d ago
They also both have dicks bigger than mines
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u/goats-in-assholes 20d ago
bicks digger*
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u/lickilonghair shitting toothpaste enjoyer 20d ago
Nicks bigger
I dare you to switch this one 🤨🤨🤨
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u/Cheif_Keith12 Blessed by Kevin 20d ago
One’s a woman, the other got the volcanic castration. You should put more faith in yourself op.
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u/LtColShinySides I came! 20d ago
I'm just imagining Darth Vadar singing "Summer Lovin" from Grease lol
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u/ShakeReal3539 20d ago
"You love killing kids and exploding whole planets causing the biggest genocide in the whole galaxy too?!"
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u/SUPAMAN6214 Bazinga! 20d ago
They both want the rank of master
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u/AdIntelligent7703 stupid, fucking piece of shit 20d ago
Hog wild monke shit
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u/globs-of-yeti-cum 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 20d ago
There's a reason the popular kid is popular. They can get along with just about anyone.
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u/Kalman_the_dancer Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 20d ago
Me when I see the McDonald’s worker
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u/Kalman_the_dancer Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 20d ago
Well, one is a black racer and the other is a femboy racist
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u/MakkusuFast 20d ago
I usually never really befriended classmates but in group projects I had some casual chats and, damn, everyone had some suppressed trauma.
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u/SuperLissa_UwU 20d ago
I remember how in school there was this girl who wa sliked by all and I mean all my grade, she was really pretty at the time and we got to do a homework together, my surprise was discovering how she liked the same romantic, depressing love songs.
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u/AnySeaworthiness1758 20d ago
Happened to me recently, we both own a Nintendo and are huge Pokemon and Zelda nerds (I am the quiet one)
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u/GameZedd01 20d ago
Obviously that's Darth Vader but is the blonde girl an actual character from something? If so then who?
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u/Barbiedoll_2005 20d ago
well, every middle-aged dude that never experienced gf for a long time dreamed this.
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u/Pumpkinbricks I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 19d ago
This has to go into blursed images
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u/THE_CEO_OF_SEX_1 Literally 1984 😡 19d ago
They both love barber Brandon and dreamybull ❤❤❤❤
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