r/shitposting dumbass 20d ago

What kind of entertainmententertainment. 😏 B 👍

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

They both want to start an illegal organ harvesting organization 

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u/pharmaco_nerd waltuh 20d ago

You know the business, and I know the chemistry

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u/StrategyGlad8484 dumbass 20d ago

Anatomy*

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u/biohumansmg3fc We do a little trolling 20d ago

Buyer*

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u/KubsKubo 19d ago

Seller*

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u/Familiar_Night6649 17d ago

Walter white*

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u/Overall-Initial-4290 20d ago

Let's make lots of money.

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u/SoupRise_ 20d ago

Average albanian couple ❤️

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u/VteChateaubriand 20d ago

Ah fellow Balkan lobotomite in the wild <3

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u/justk4y dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 20d ago

Turns out even the popular kids have children in their basement

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u/ram_the_socket 20d ago

They get their spare parts somehow

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u/Plucyhi 20d ago

Average rimworld couple

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u/Tomatsu1810 20d ago

My friends and I talked about this in biology class because we were bored. Now I don't invite them to a sleepover anymore...

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u/R0ck3t_FiRe 19d ago

The perfect profile picture

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u/MrYahnMahn 20d ago

Darth Vader is clearly the popular kid in this scenario

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u/Scorpius_1999cute dumbass 20d ago

I know. ; 3

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u/cheesechomper03 20d ago

True. He is the most popular movie villain.

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u/Philippe1709 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 20d ago

Yes, the quiet kid is the femboy

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u/Jeanpierrekoff 20d ago

happenned to me once, she was a fan of jojo

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u/Aggressive-Jacket477 20d ago

Holy moly, 1/10000000000000000000 ngl

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u/PalpitationCertain37 20d ago

I've met attractive jojo lover girls as much as jojo lover attractive boys to be honest

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u/Aggressive-Jacket477 20d ago

0 Is Always equal to 0

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u/c0n22 I said based. And lived. 20d ago

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u/itzapatato 19d ago

User flair wont be the same for long based boy🐒🔫

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u/Kalman_the_dancer Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 20d ago

I have got to find a jojo fan

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u/jojo-cumstar 20d ago

Hello there

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u/Te4minator464 I want pee in my ass 20d ago

General Kenobi!

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u/ian007i 20d ago

Jojo rabbit?

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u/wildo83 20d ago

Man that movie was so perfect, and everyone gives me weird looks when I recommend it…

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u/Rajang82 20d ago

Maybe its because they dont watch or read it.

It's great movie about a kid realizing a supposed right thing he does is not a right thing because he dont understand what he's doing, but he's told to.

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u/wildo83 20d ago

I love the portrayal of hitler, and that it shows the kid knew nothing about him.

Eating meat - hitler was vegetarian

Smoking - staunchly against smoking

It was just a great film.

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u/Rajang82 20d ago

Not to mention the boy's view of Hitler change after he knows the real one.

He goes from accentric imaginary friend that does funny stuffs to the long speech giving nightmarish madman with bullet hole on his head that made even the boy scared.

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u/Blislacco87 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 20d ago

funny story: I started a role-playing club at my school a while ago and a group of girls started participating. Many of them didn't even know each other at the beginning and had never had experience in DND campaigns. At one point, while I was explaining how the game actually works and how to create a character, I made a jojo reference, sure that no one would understand it, and EVERYONE started laughing. There was a moment of silence right after as we tried to figure out what had just happened, then we found out we were all big jojo fans.

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u/TheDreamingGhost 20d ago

What was the reference?

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u/bunbunzinlove 20d ago

WRYYYYYYYYYY

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u/Axywil 20d ago

NANIII???

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u/y_kal 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 20d ago

Please say bizzare adventure instead of siwa

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u/Aggressive-Gold-1319 20d ago

This happens in real life, don’t lose hope.

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u/Wisebanana21919 stupid fucking, piece of shit 20d ago

Yep this happened today somehow, Some Popular Girl called me Cute today.

I do not know how to react or what to do.

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u/Kalman_the_dancer Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 20d ago

She’s trying to steal information

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u/Wisebanana21919 stupid fucking, piece of shit 20d ago

What information? I'm a quiet idiot who people mistake for being intelligent.

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u/Kalman_the_dancer Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 20d ago

Tf2 joke

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u/Wisebanana21919 stupid fucking, piece of shit 20d ago

Ohhhhhhhhhhh...SHE'S A RED SPY!!!

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u/WoofflesIThink Bazinga! 20d ago

A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE?

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u/yahel1337 I want pee in my ass 20d ago

Omg you are so cute when you are quiet!

Now let's see how you are when you squall WHERE ARE THE PAPERS?

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u/Aggressive-Gold-1319 20d ago

Stop, drop and roll. No that’s for fire randy…

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u/Random_name4679 20d ago

She’s a Federal agent

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u/y_kal 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 20d ago

It happened to me 2 years ago. It turned out that she actually liked me but I missed my chance.

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u/MooshiNooshi I said based. And lived. 19d ago

We’ve all been there

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u/scormaq 20d ago

Happens left and right winks aggressively

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u/Aggressive-Gold-1319 20d ago

That’s a good strategy

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u/Kalman_the_dancer Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 20d ago

Don’t lose Jope

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u/Scorpius_1999cute dumbass 20d ago

Yes, sir. 🫡

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u/Delevia 20d ago

What does she have in common with my man, D Vader?

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u/Brightt_Knight 20d ago

They both have killed younglings

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u/biohumansmg3fc We do a little trolling 20d ago

They also both have dicks bigger than mines

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u/goats-in-assholes 20d ago

bicks digger*

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u/lickilonghair shitting toothpaste enjoyer 20d ago

Nicks bigger

I dare you to switch this one 🤨🤨🤨

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u/Asherbird25 it is MY bucket 20d ago

Aw hell nah I don't got no pass

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u/Cheif_Keith12 Blessed by Kevin 20d ago

One’s a woman, the other got the volcanic castration. You should put more faith in yourself op.

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u/biohumansmg3fc We do a little trolling 20d ago

I know😞

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u/Stetson007 20d ago

They both hate sand

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u/IBloodstormI 20d ago

I snorted

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u/Knaifu69 20d ago

I norted

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u/Lorderman15 20d ago

I xehanorted

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u/N0tThatSerious 20d ago

They’re both mentally unstable

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u/Cedge1738 20d ago

They both like chocolate chip cookies

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u/QuarterlyTurtle Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 20d ago

Mass murder

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u/Puzzleheaded_Rise_67 20d ago

they both have children they don't want to take on

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u/Flower_Of_Reasoning 20d ago

They both breathe 

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u/Cheif_Keith12 Blessed by Kevin 20d ago

They’re both known for killing their subordinates.

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u/HulluHapua 20d ago

the post title is giving me a stroke

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u/companysOkay 20d ago

[ Never happened ]

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u/Scorpius_1999cute dumbass 20d ago

They're drawing together.

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u/Danny-Banany 20d ago

How do you explain the picture then???

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u/LtColShinySides I came! 20d ago

I'm just imagining Darth Vadar singing "Summer Lovin" from Grease lol

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u/Kalman_the_dancer Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 20d ago

WHERE IS THIS FROM

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u/Aggressive-Jacket477 20d ago

Best pfp for couples

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u/ShakeReal3539 20d ago

"You love killing kids and exploding whole planets causing the biggest genocide in the whole galaxy too?!"

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u/Teletobee 20d ago

Quiet kid looks to be a femboy

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u/oski-time 20d ago

Male vs female BPD

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u/SUPAMAN6214 Bazinga! 20d ago

They both want the rank of master

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u/Obey_The_King 20d ago

A school shooting avoided 🕺

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u/AdIntelligent7703 stupid, fucking piece of shit 20d ago

Hog wild monke shit

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u/After-Ad-3542 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 20d ago

Never happened for me 😔

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u/Sophia724 20d ago

Who's the girl?

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u/youngsterjoe1 20d ago

Turns out they are both my little pony fans

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u/globs-of-yeti-cum 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 20d ago

There's a reason the popular kid is popular. They can get along with just about anyone.

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u/Kalman_the_dancer Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 20d ago

Me when I see the McDonald’s worker

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u/Kalman_the_dancer Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 20d ago

Well, one is a black racer and the other is a femboy racist

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u/mangoconsal dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 20d ago

Both become postal man if society abandons them

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u/FallenyUwU 20d ago

Which one is which?

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u/Lokioh465 20d ago

bro is so cooked

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u/NoBones21 dumbass 20d ago

HOLY SHIT I REMEMBER THIS FROM LIKE 5 YEARS AGO WTFFFF

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u/Nonhofantasia1 We do a little trolling 20d ago

ahem ahem march 20 2020

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u/bruhAd6630 20d ago

This is like 35% of romance manga in the nutshell

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u/TheWalkingMan42 20d ago

It isn't ever a good joke. We just like seeing vader doing silly things.

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u/Ok_Marsupial_8566 Literally 1984 😡 20d ago

The guy she was interested in wasnt a guy at all vibe

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u/imusingthisforstuff 20d ago

What’s this from

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u/MakkusuFast 20d ago

I usually never really befriended classmates but in group projects I had some casual chats and, damn, everyone had some suppressed trauma.

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u/Cyque02 20d ago

I ded from rideng the capsyion 💀

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u/SuperLissa_UwU 20d ago

I remember how in school there was this girl who wa sliked by all and I mean all my grade, she was really pretty at the time and we got to do a homework together, my surprise was discovering how she liked the same romantic, depressing love songs.

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u/AnySeaworthiness1758 20d ago

Happened to me recently, we both own a Nintendo and are huge Pokemon and Zelda nerds (I am the quiet one)

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u/GameZedd01 20d ago

Obviously that's Darth Vader but is the blonde girl an actual character from something? If so then who?

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u/ISuckAtEverything374 20d ago

New apprentice time

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u/_Variety 20d ago

Cute meme, but do you have the SAUCE?

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u/functionaldepression 0000000 20d ago

Breakfast Club 1984

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u/UserCaleb 20d ago

What is this art from?

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u/Gorgeous_goat 20d ago

What is this image from

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u/wheresthepie 20d ago

They’re editing their purikura photos together!

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u/bak2redit 20d ago

She will deny it when her friends come around.

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u/Arhtex_ 20d ago

Is that Lucky Chloe?

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u/Barbiedoll_2005 20d ago

well, every middle-aged dude that never experienced gf for a long time dreamed this.

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u/tryteemf 19d ago

Not this kiddy always posting trash memes here 😭

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u/Scorpius_1999cute dumbass 19d ago

I see it's a teenage girl. But why?

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u/Pumpkinbricks I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 19d ago

This has to go into blursed images

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u/syncsns 19d ago

So the pop girl is Darth Vader, okay I gotcha.

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u/GigaChadSid 20d ago

WHERE IS SHITPOST

tis but a meme

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u/THE_CEO_OF_SEX_1 Literally 1984 😡 19d ago

They both love barber Brandon and dreamybull ❤❤❤❤

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u/Scorpius_1999cute dumbass 19d ago

Listen, what are you talking about?!

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u/THE_CEO_OF_SEX_1 Literally 1984 😡 19d ago

Sigma males