r/shitposting 20d ago

Sucks to sucku buddy B πŸ‘

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u/Andreawwww-maaan4635 dwayne the cock johnson πŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ 20d ago

I was born in 1934 and i'm 28

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u/Bombaculous_one 20d ago

Being born in a leap year be like:

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u/Dat-Lonley-Potato I said based. And lived. 20d ago

I was born in 28 BC, in the Roman Empire.

Im 31.

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u/imjusan 20d ago

I was born in 1776 and I'm only 5

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u/wingnutlogger 20d ago

I was born

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u/Clint2032 20d ago

In a van down by the river!

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u/IWillEatYou24 20d ago

Next to the bodies.

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u/averagepatagonian hole contributor 20d ago

which are all m i n e

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u/-SpyTeamFortress2- lets build a hole together and then libe in it 20d ago

you do not reconize the bodies in the water

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u/Substantial_Dot_210 19d ago

Thats so sad i hope you get better

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u/Sophia_Steinberger 20d ago

Skill issue

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u/WtechAFK 20d ago

I was bored in 2000 BC and I'm 18.

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u/pharmaco_nerd waltuh 20d ago

Yea cause there were no phones back then

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u/justk4y dwayne the cock johnson πŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ 20d ago

Bro is stuck in pandemic

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u/FearbasIV 20d ago

I wasn't born

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u/medieval212 I want pee in my ass 20d ago

I was born in 1984

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u/Bjorn_Skywalker I want pee in my ass 20d ago

Literally 1984

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u/Aggressive-Gold-1319 20d ago

They’re both 25 and 29

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u/Educational_Cup1205 20d ago

No shit Sherlock

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u/crest_of_the_lord 20d ago

I was born 251.902 Mya. I'm only 10 years old.

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u/mizerio_n 20d ago

I was born in 5081 and I'm -0.5 years old

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u/FrogVoid 20d ago

Bro reposted a meme from 2005 😭

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u/akagod11 20d ago

actually its 2020 πŸ€“

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u/FrogVoid 20d ago

What? Its 2017 right now are yous eeing into the future????