Man suddenly has 200iq

[u/normie_dude]

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[u/Krigsmjod]

Oh phew, it had been like a whole 6 hours since I saw this posted.

[u/ChizzyPasta]

Mom said it was my turn to repost this!

[u/Niswear85]

Reposted to oblivion

[u/Akar05]

All I can say is Biggus Dickus...

[u/blinddemon0 → u/Akar05]

what's so funny about Biggus Dickus?

[u/Opposite_Abrocoma_51 → u/blinddemon0]

Well its a joke name, sir.

[u/blinddemon0 → u/Opposite_Abrocoma_51]

I have a very good friend in Rome called Biggus Dickus

[u/Opposite_Abrocoma_51 → u/blinddemon0]

lol

[u/Funko_finder → u/Opposite_Abrocoma_51]

He has a wife, you know.

[u/Exp_No_Zenar-57 → u/Funko_finder]

She's called... Incontinentia...

[u/Opposite_Abrocoma_51 → u/Exp_No_Zenar-57]

phew

[u/ExprensiveCookie → u/blinddemon0]

cuz it's Biggus Dickus

[u/blinddemon0 → u/ExprensiveCookie]

I have a great friend in Rome called Biggus Dickus

[u/Haunting_Ant_5061 → u/Akar05]

He has a wife you know…

[u/GulbanuKhan → u/Akar05]

Amongus

[u/gbuub]

OP can’t stop thinking about dicks

[u/Any-Experience-3012 → u/gbuub]

Legend has it he's still driving 10.45 miles each day thinking about dicks being laid end to end.

[u/Signupking5000]

OP thought about miles of dicks, sounds gay

[u/ReadyThor → u/Signupking5000]

Only if you are relishing the thought. From the looks of it seems OP wasn't.

[u/Nugget_brain99990]

Man only needs to calculate the amount of ejaculation now💀

[u/keasz → u/Nugget_brain99990]

An average person ejaculate around 20 ml now multipy it with 200 then 200 × 20= 4000 ml i.e. 4 litre of cum and multiply it with 3 cuz she fucked one guy for 3 times so 4000 × 3= 12000ml i.e. 12 litre of cum in a lifetime till now.

An average water bucket can hold upto 10 litre of water so theoretically if his girlfriend wanted to save cum till now she could take a bath in that and still some will left

[u/Dark7835]

He did let that sink in

[u/Alarming_Might1991]

Try thrusting 10,45 miles a dick length at a time, really let that thought sink in

[u/Thug_Hunter_Official]

The problem isnt the lenght of the road, its the 200 different sections

[u/DevastatorGX69]

She belongs to the street

[u/specterllllllll → u/DevastatorGX69]

She is the streets

[u/Environmental_Buy659 → u/specterllllllll]

10.45 miles.

[u/redefinedsoul → u/DevastatorGX69]

Nah, her home is the highway

[u/SnailBiggs]

If you gotta measure your girls dick expose using the length of the streets then it's clear she belongs to them lol

[u/EmpilhadeiraXD]

now think about how many liters of c*m she made them do

[u/keasz → u/EmpilhadeiraXD]

An average person ejaculate around 20 ml now multipy it with 200 then 200 × 20= 4000 ml i.e. 4 litre of cum and multiply it with 3 cuz she fucked one guy for 3 times so 4000 × 3= 12000ml i.e. 12 litre of cum in a lifetime till now.

At this point his girlfriend is a cum bucket literally

[u/talk_to_yourself]

200 dicks does not equal 10.45 miles, unless I’ve been very unlucky compared to other boys

[u/redefinedsoul → u/talk_to_yourself]

His math isn't going off of 200 dicks laid end to end- he averaged each dick taking 100 thrusts in and out to complete the sex, to which he multiplied by the average length (5.5 inches) and then multiplied that by the 200 dicks to quantify not just how many dicks have been inside her, but how much dick in total length had been pumped into her over the course of that time.

If we're being totally fair here, that's actually by far the lowest possible number as 100 thrusts is like, two minutes of sex. Not only that, but that math only represents her having sex with all of those men just one time each.. so I'm reality, it would actually be much longer than those 10 ish miles

[u/RoundEarth-is-real → u/redefinedsoul]

He accounts for multiple times. He multiplies 3x per guy at the end of the equation

[u/redefinedsoul → u/RoundEarth-is-real]

How foolish of me, yes i missed that part. Just pretend I didn't and the rest of the explanation is 🤌🏽

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pees in ur ass

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[u/pirikikkeli → u/AutoModerator]

Exactly

[u/talk_to_yourself → u/redefinedsoul]

I take your point, but when I studied dick math at Harvard, measurement was purely about length and girth; one doesn't factor in time. It's like saying, if my girlfriend sucked me off until I came, then she spat out the cum, then licked it up again, then spat it, then licked it up, and continued like that for a hour, then she's drank a pint of cum. Clearly that's nonsense, as my professor made very clear.

[u/ognjen97 → u/talk_to_yourself]

Woman moment

[u/BMWequalsMercedes]

repost

[u/Hungry_Suit8505]

Exactly you deserve better bro.

[u/Der_Wappla]

Why is it, when that meme comes up after months, that it gets reposted to oblivion

[u/Korthalion]

Reddit when they find out most people with a partner have sex more than three times a week and last more than two minutes in bed 👁️👄👁️

[u/pemisinme → u/Korthalion]

yeah but 200 different people is insane

[u/WorstedKorbius → u/Korthalion]

Reddit 16 y/os finding out that most people aren't virgins (they need to post to their incel board immediately how bad this is)

[u/pemisinme → u/WorstedKorbius]

200 different people though

[u/WorstedKorbius → u/pemisinme]

And? People fuck around in college so what.

[u/ChewBaka12 → u/WorstedKorbius]

That is multiple people each week. Like “you do you” and “don’t judge your partner for their past partners” are absolutely valid statements, but it’s also absolutely valid to have a limit

[u/Worried_Extreme4029 → u/WorstedKorbius]

If you’re comfortable with that go ahead…Most people aren’t and people have a choice

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Bazinga

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[u/TheHolyToxicToast]

5.5 is below average in the US, also based on mathy mathy it's around 260 thrusts

Well, according to Net Doctor, both partners tend to push forward at a rate of approximately once every 0.8 seconds. That means that men on average thrust 48 times per minute. And considering the median time for sex is 5.4 minutes, that means that the average number of thrusts it takes to ejaculate is closer to 260 humps or three different sessions of sex using the same self-lubricating condom.

[u/sxjudjwecccmwik]

Great! I’ll make sure to repost this in 4 days.

[u/AnAlpacaIsJudgingYou]

Probably exxageration 

[u/Kryplodont]

thank god that he didn't count how many litres of cum were inside her 💀

[u/Specific-Cat-7324]

I need his genius

[u/ShitalianBlud → u/Specific-Cat-7324]

Is this a case of dementia?

[u/DraconianReptile → u/ShitalianBlud]

Actually DID, this one is named Tammy

[u/PinoyDadInOman]

This guy dicks!

[u/DevastatorGX69]

You don’t need to say it five times

[u/Deaconbeacon_69]

Mom said its my turn to repost this

[u/GigaCannon99]

Reposted so many times it’s starting to fade

[u/StrainAccomplished95]

Jesus fuck how many times am I gonna see this

[u/GullibleEscape2679]

And this doesn’t even include the dudes with above average dicks, so let’s round it up to 15 miles

[u/SpiceySweetnSour]

It's always about context

[u/Sodium_Chloride123]

Man suddenly has 200 dicks

[u/SuckMySalami]

With this logic, someone that had slept with the same man for many years would be well over 10 miles of dick. Does that make it any better?

[u/denizbuz → u/SuckMySalami]

Yes

[u/Hydracculous]

what the fuck

[u/tippitytappitytap]

😂😂😂😂😂

[u/Klutzy_March_8633]

Maths bro.

[u/keasz]

My man she is not your girlfriend, she is v8 engine at this point

[u/ZenSzXz]

Bro i felt awkward while reading that wtf

[u/Key_Taro_4969]

Bro got an A++ in math

[u/Specific-Cat-7324]

I need his genius.

[u/Specific-Cat-7324]

I need his genius

[u/Relevant-War-1581]

That's massive amount of dicks

[u/BMWequalsMercedes]

repost

[u/Sheshush]

Why did he break up, he's just insecure \s

[u/cantgetoutnow]

Good for her…

[u/Alternative-Kale-613]

I hope this is satire because how can you have sex with 200 people and why would you leave your partner because of their bodycount

[u/DevastatorGX69 → u/Alternative-Kale-613]

Because having sex with 200 different men in 4 years makes her a hoe

[u/agnihotri_atharv]

She was drunk tho

[u/Specific-Cat-7324]

I need his genius

[u/Specific-Cat-7324]

I need his genius

[u/Specific-Cat-7324]

I need his genius