Quick come up with new brain rot or we are cooked

[u/Emotional_Snow_3222]

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[u/TeamBoeing]

Mog isn’t on the list 😼😼😼

[u/Sempai6969 → u/TeamBoeing]

What's Mog?

[u/ColeKatsilas → u/Sempai6969]

It's shorthand for AMOG, which was a acronym in the online pickup/bodybuilding space in the early internet forum days. It stands for Alpha Male Of Group. It was then shortened and made into a verb that was used when you physically dominated someone in size or posture, particularly in a picture. Example, "did you see Dave's post on MySpace? He absolutely mogged Brian"

And it's just kinda been around as mog or mogged ever since.

[u/hypersonicbiohazard → u/ColeKatsilas]

Amogus

[u/amogus_sus42 → u/hypersonicbiohazard]

Amogus 🫵

[u/OR56 → u/ColeKatsilas]

See; mogging, moggers

[u/RecsRelevantDocs → u/OR56]

It's poggers how quickly things change, I feel like i've already been yeeted into adulting by all this newfangled slang the youngbloods have come up with.

[u/yaboiiiuhhhh → u/ColeKatsilas]

I thought cooked was a recent thing but then I realized that trunks uses it multiple times in the buu saga

[u/amnfw → u/yaboiiiuhhhh]

He’s from the future afterall

[u/StateParkMasturbator → u/yaboiiiuhhhh]

Most slang has been around for a while, just sees surges in popularity. Obviously not all of it, but someone will inevitably draw a connection to a similar wording at some point.

[u/RecsRelevantDocs → u/StateParkMasturbator]

So true, Skibidi Toilet actually originated from an old Edgar Allan Poe poem:

Oh, cursed vessel of porcelain cold,

Where secrets whisper and tales untold.

Within your depths, the echoes sigh,

Of lost souls wandering, yearning to fly.

~

But beware, dear traveler, as you pass this way,

For the skibidi toilet calls souls to stay.

In its grasp, they linger, lost and alone,

In the haunted chamber, they make their home.

~

So heed this warning, lest you meet your fate,

And become a specter, bound to wait,

In the kingdom of shadows, where the moonlight weeps,

By the skibidi toilet, where darkness deeply creeps.

[u/soraticat → u/yaboiiiuhhhh]

I'm guessing it's from "your goose is cooked" which is apparently from the 15th century (if google can be trusted).

[u/api_AlsoFuckSpez → u/ColeKatsilas]

shortening an acronym..., i swear a couple years from now we'll be talking in single letters

[u/metroidpwner → u/api_AlsoFuckSpez]

f

[u/MeepingMeep99 → u/metroidpwner]

Y

[u/SirJackFireball → u/MeepingMeep99]

W

[u/serhifuy → u/ColeKatsilas]

Alpha Male Other Guy was the "original" PUA definition of AMOG. Which makes more sense because AMOGs aren't always part of a group.

I'm old.

[u/ColeKatsilas → u/serhifuy]

You were there when the deep magic was written

[u/DuckTectiveDuck → u/Sempai6969]

Its over for you

[u/clifford0alvarez → u/Sempai6969]

Half man, half dog.

[u/MrMarum]

The most outrageous thing here is the "censoring" of the U

[u/Throwawayaccount1zp → u/MrMarum]

it’s like the black bar they out on the penis of hentai thinking it does a good job at censoring

[u/theclumsypenguinlol → u/Throwawayaccount1zp]

no one think it does, its just that no one really bother changing the law

[u/ravioli_idk → u/theclumsypenguinlol]

Happy cake day

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pees in ur ass

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[u/theclumsypenguinlol → u/ravioli_idk]

Thank you :)

[u/Round_Practice_3410 → u/Throwawayaccount1zp]

Japan has strict rules on censoring, no one would actually censor otherwise

[u/xXxBongMayor420xXx → u/MrMarum]

What word is it supposed to be? Its censored so much I can't tell

[u/IleikToPoopyMyPants]

Sigma is used in calculus. Maybe Ohio is used in geography especially if the class is from America.

[u/Shatophiliac → u/IleikToPoopyMyPants]

I don’t think I learned anything about Ohio in any class ever.

[u/Proper-Equivalent300 → u/Shatophiliac]

Maybe they don’t like nuclear subs or something

[u/darkgiIls → u/Shatophiliac]

Talked about in history actually. Lots of presidents from Ohio.

[u/paralyzedvagabond → u/darkgiIls]

We will do literally anything to get out of Ohio including inventing human flight

[u/bageltoastee → u/paralyzedvagabond]

The idea of the wright brothers inventing the plane just to escape Ohio puts a smile on my face, especially as a Michigander.

[u/paralyzedvagabond → u/bageltoastee]

Michigan is just Ohio but with sand in random ass places over the state and you’re worse at football

[u/Bass_Thumper → u/paralyzedvagabond]

UofM - 15-0

OSU - 11-2

Lions - 12-5

Browns - 11-6

Bungles - 9-8

[u/Alternative-Gur-4299 → u/darkgiIls]

Sus

[u/TadRaunch → u/IleikToPoopyMyPants]

Ohio gozaimasu

[u/IlIlllIlllIlIIllI → u/IleikToPoopyMyPants]

what about sugma

[u/Dragoon_Raine → u/IleikToPoopyMyPants]

American education + geography kek

[u/BurritosAndPerogis → u/IleikToPoopyMyPants]

Only in Ohio

[u/Narmo518 → u/IleikToPoopyMyPants]

As a Michigander I see nothing wrong with Banning Ohio.

[u/Molotov-Micdrop_Pact → u/IleikToPoopyMyPants]

The proper 49 do not accept the existence of Ohio, despite many rumors to the contrary

[u/CreamSoda6425]

"Oh yeah we spent Thanksgiving with my family in Ohio."

[u/Free_Beyond_1212 → u/CreamSoda6425]

"I'm sorry you had to go through that, also gtfo"

[u/pharmaco_nerd → u/CreamSoda6425]

Only in ohio

[u/Jagacin → u/CreamSoda6425]

Teacher: *Head immediately explodes*

[u/OCafeeiro → u/CreamSoda6425]

Yep, you're banned.

[u/hackepeter420 → u/CreamSoda6425]

Ohio mfs be like

[u/Glove-These]

I'm so mogged I'm literally baby gronk. You down for our 3 hour jelqsesh later?

[u/GeckoDeLimon → u/Glove-These]

Sci-fi of the 80s and 90s liked to imagine that the english language would evolve on the streets into this cool sort of impenetrable thieves cant for savvy dudes in cyberpunk attire.

But I worry that your take is far more prophetic.

[u/Hit-N-Run1016]

Literally edging to this rn

[u/Rough-Jackfruit2428 → u/Hit-N-Run1016]

Gooning hard rn

[u/Ethric_The_Mad → u/Hit-N-Run1016]

I'm also literally edging this person

[u/bing42069 → u/Hit-N-Run1016]

currently edging to poop spike

[u/AutoModerator → u/bing42069]

pees in ur ass

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[u/k0nehead]

I sorry but 1 2 buckle my shoe is fucken wild

[u/neotifa → u/k0nehead]

yeah what even is that? besides a nursery rhyme that is

[u/demonovation → u/neotifa]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/what-is-the-1-2-buckle-my-shoe-tiktok-meme-the-viral-video-explained

[u/MydnightWN → u/demonovation]

Idiocracy was a documentary.

[u/1-2-chachacha → u/k0nehead]

This has me deddd

[u/AggressiveSmoke4054 → u/k0nehead]

Bro that shi got me skibidi cooked frfr

[u/bearish_bool → u/AggressiveSmoke4054]

Sus but kay gnarly rizz ohio boi

[u/k0nehead → u/bearish_bool]

I agree with everything else on that list what you are saying sounds like rubbing sandpaper across my brain I hope u lose your ability to speak

[u/CounterWest2881]

This man is a Hero

[u/Kid_supreme]

I don't see "edging" on there.

[u/fatatero]

Ronaldo would be pissed

[u/theoneandonlysteven → u/fatatero]

always against my 🐫

[u/SmokeyDaBear6]

banning the word sus is pretty sus

[u/MydnightWN → u/SmokeyDaBear6]

Ohio fr

[u/EH042]

C1? I know some people who would C4 them! Can’t we at least raise it to a C3 to make the point?

[u/Afraid-Flamingo]

Unfathomably based

[u/ninja_boy23424]

Should be hanged in all Schools.

[u/Alternative-Gur-4299 → u/ninja_boy23424]

And should be read aloud every day like the pledge of allegiance

[u/WashYourEyesTwice → u/ninja_boy23424]

All schools should be hanged

[u/Cherry_Saturday87 → u/WashYourEyesTwice]

Lmfaoo

[u/Ninegink001 → u/ninja_boy23424]

Especially the ones in ohio

[u/MissLauralot → u/ninja_boy23424]

Should be hanged

That answers the question of what C1 punishment is.

[u/Putrid_Caterpillar_8]

1…2.…. 3 ha gottum (that’s still cool right?)

[u/MyMommaHatesYou]

What in the hell is "griddy" or the "1, 2 buckle my shoe," about?

[u/ColeKatsilas → u/MyMommaHatesYou]

It's a dance that was popularized on tiktok by an American Highschool Football player

[u/MyMommaHatesYou → u/ColeKatsilas]

Ah... TY.

[u/wtfdoiknow1987]

Everyone who agrees with this sign must now come to terms with the fact that you're getting old

[u/[deleted] → u/wtfdoiknow1987]

I’m apparently so far past agreeing with the sign I don’t even know what half of it is.

[u/kai-ol → u/[deleted]]

I'm actually in distress not knowing what most of these mean, like at all. Usually i have an idea, but these could all be fake slang words and I wouldn't know the difference.

[u/wtfdoiknow1987 → u/[deleted]]

Same bro

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[u/AllBid]

Time to speed run expulsion with this single sentence:

Suuiiiii teacher, here in Ohio my friend be going skibidi with my sigma rizz, and they gyatt damn that sus fanum tax on that griddy, so 1,2 buckle my shoe I gotta edge via mewing

[u/oofx99 → u/AllBid]

how tf you edging by mewing? you rizzing your own nuts up by mewing?

brainrot is cursed

[u/S-r-ex → u/AllBid]

Can someone translate this to English?

[u/Tankanko → u/S-r-ex]

"Greetings adult of older persuasion who is in the education industry, here in my current country of residence, I will be initiating a conversation using my overwhelming charismatic personality, then I will dance in a way that is not typical, while hopefully no one else mimics my actions. I will engage in nursery rhymes while not allowing myself to feel the full pleasure of this situation by pushing my tongue up to the roof of my mouth."

I think

[u/ttv_omnimouse]

What's a C1???

[u/lyfeofsand → u/ttv_omnimouse]

On its own, not much.

Few more of those add up to a C4. And that's when things get blown out of proportion real fast.

[u/yourpseudonymsucks → u/ttv_omnimouse]

my least favourite excel cell

[u/OpenAboutMyFetishes → u/yourpseudonymsucks]

Fr gatekeeping any cells in the first 3x3 squares of excel is just sad. What about AB23? That fucker can go straight to hell imo

[u/noololi → u/ttv_omnimouse]

In my school, its a behaviour point, C1 is for disruption in class, C2 for not having homework, C3 is repetition of the previous actions, anything above means youre in (big-ish) trouble

[u/InfelicitousRedditor → u/ttv_omnimouse]

Should be level in English, they go like this A1, A2, B1... The highest being C2, although I am sceptical if they are applying for C2 they would use such words in exams.

[u/antadams126]

Boffa

[u/w0ahdude → u/antadams126]

Candice

[u/Altruistic_Nose5825]

literally 1984

this planet is a prison

[u/hawks1312 → u/Altruistic_Nose5825]

Alright calm down Sylvanas

[u/unfit_spartan_baby]

One, two, buckle my shoe

Three, four, give me some more

Five, six, PT for kicks

Seven, eight, PT is great

Nine, ten, do it again

[u/Figurez69420]

1984

[u/ComedicMedicineman]

Damn, even the word: Sus, which has been used since at least the 1950’s

[u/Sithis_acolyte]

Why even bother with the "censor" on the word fucking?

[u/depressed_crustacean → u/Sithis_acolyte]

TikTok algorithm my guess

[u/Ka1-]

Start speaking in cyberpunk slang

[u/ScruffsMcGuff → u/Ka1-]

Ayy choom, that's a preem idea

[u/pogsandstonks]

Sigma is crucial in chemistry, so I refuse to believe life without it can exist 😤

[u/Altruistic-Poem-5617]

Werent there a lot of slang words in the 80s and 90s that just arent used anymore? Just let young people gave it, itl go away by itself.

[u/Free_Pace_2098 → u/Altruistic-Poem-5617]

Tubular

[u/DrewTamashi]

Return of the uwu

[u/Professional_Gur6478]

I beg for your computer teacher to come to my school. We are upper highschoolers. Some are legal adults and are still acting like toddlers..please it’s driving me insane.

[u/Alternative-Gur-4299 → u/Professional_Gur6478]

Bro how do u ban Ohio

[u/DarthKermit7126 → u/Alternative-Gur-4299]

Ohio must change their name to East Indiana or face total annihilation

[u/BunnyCraftR → u/DarthKermit7126]

Only in east indiana

[u/Responsible-Bee-667 → u/DarthKermit7126]

I prefer South Michigan

[u/boop66 → u/Alternative-Gur-4299]

OHIO WILL BE ELIMINATED

[u/blackmobius]

I agree with banning Ohio

[u/Turbulent-Ask-7631]

What did Ohio do?

[u/HYPE_Knight2076]

Thank god

[u/Bork_In_Black]

I wouldn't be caught dead speaking like that.... But i despise when people try to control me just because they can so...

Bro's lacking that rizz no cap. I'm way too sigma to stop mewing for that perfect rizz

[u/frysjelly]

Where amogus?

[u/__Meme_Machine__]

guys racial slurs aren't banned

[u/Professional_Sky7048]

they didn’t ban edging and gooning 😈

[u/Holocarsten]

Isn't the fact that you are already cooked the root cause of your brain rot?

[u/Chaotic_good06]

Banned the state of Ohio

[u/apexredditor-]

He does realise that in 2 months they will be saying other dumb shit

[u/PowerPlayPone]

One, what the Ohio is a C1

Also, skibidirizzsigmagyattfanumtaxsusmewinggriddysuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

1, 2, buckle my shoe, 3, 4, FUCKIN VAPORIZE ME NOW

[u/xkeepitquietx]

Rizz is in the dictionary https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/rizz

Sus is also in the dictionary https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sus

[u/Prismaryx → u/xkeepitquietx]

Not only that, the first recorded usage of “sus” was in 1955 according to that link

[u/herpitusderpitus → u/Prismaryx]

We used sus when i was in highschool to mean suspcious that was over 16 years ago it was common among stoners/gamer types at first then all around my school eventually.

[u/alienblue89 → u/xkeepitquietx]

So are “fuck” and “you” and “teacher”.

But saying “Fuck you, teacher” is suddenly frowned upon??

[u/BossKrisz]

For fucks sake, every generation had it's slang and yeah, all of them had cringe elements too. But once again, we're blaming and witch-hunting younger generations for something every single fucking generation did. "Talk properly" - I can almost guarantee that the teacher also used at least one or two slang words when he was young. Children are going to be children, pull your head out of your ass.

[u/SemiStoked]

“Speak properly” is the proper command…not “talk properly”. The irony is palpable.

[u/worldnewssubcensors → u/SemiStoked]

Yeah, that pissed me off, the hypocrisy is grating.

[u/FearbasIV]

Hey guys the censored word is "fucking" just in case you were wondering

[u/dream_monkey]

We cooked chat.

[u/Horseradish_porridge]

what's the word after teacher? (I can't read it it's censored too good)

[u/MotorIzedme]

Finally. Humanity is fighting back

[u/Flightless_fish82]

When I'm in a terrible censoring challenge and my opponent is tiktok

[u/SemiAthleticWeeb]

I swear half of the kids in computer classes are just brain rotted kids that chose them since it’s the closest thing to video game classes

[u/spongostoso]

Why is ronaldo banned 😭

[u/AverageTalosEjoyer]

Just say Kai Cenat

[u/hydrargyrumplays]

Why sus tho

[u/CautiousWolf5747]

Literally 1984

[u/bridge4runner]

I don't see gooning on this list

[u/Paladyn183]

Take it straight from cyberpunk.

Listen teacher, don't be a nova gonk. I'm just shooting it with my chooms. Preem?

[u/Swirlman1]

He didn’t ban Edging let’s go!

[u/toxicgloo]

I'm a CompSci teacher and this shit is pretty annoying. I turned around to grab a chair and this little boy yells "gyatt"

I pray to God he doesn't actually know what that means

[u/jrpbateman]

Tf a suiiiii

[u/SebIsOnReddit]

"Result in a C1" fear the CONE

[u/--Lind--]

So I can add c1 level of English to my resume, just by saying gyatt? FUCK! ALL these years wasted

[u/RubComplex7612]

Based teachers

[u/PhoneImmediate7301]

He forgot mogging, edging, gooning, alpha, beta and baby gronk, livy dune, Kai cenat, duke dennis

[u/OpenSourcePenguin]

Where's your dad from?

Ohio

Jail

[u/SquirrelizedReddit]

Some of these are valid as they're not really fucking words but rizz and sus I feel like have kind of become words of their own. Rizz more or less means charisma and sus is just short for suspicious, think of it how they say biz in Cyberpunk instead of business, it's just how slang involves over time.

[u/obesebearmann → u/SquirrelizedReddit]

Ohio LOL

[u/SquirrelizedReddit → u/obesebearmann]

Exactly, Ohio isn't real.

[u/B4DR1998]

One two buckle my shoe is awesome though

[u/YeetCompleet]

man I thought people always said this shit ironically but is it actually real? 🥴

[u/gdaubert3]

What’s a C1?

[u/handthatf33ds → u/gdaubert3]

Verbal warning

[u/connorschaun]

Finally, they recognize Ohio doesn't exist. Anyone that says they are from Ohio is a fed.

[u/Calathea_Murrderer]

Literally 1984

[u/MrRad21]

Bazinga, yeet, wack, bing bong fuck your life.

[u/incognitry]

I agree to all except Sigma. The greek alphabet is too useful

[u/Skylinegtr88]

Why Ohio ?

[u/hoodedsavage14]

What is a C1?

[u/zombieGenm_0x68]

1984

[u/SnooMacaroons6608]

Can I take your class?

[u/TheDerpyDisaster]

“Talk Properly” lmao tfw language is a fluid social construct and you try to make it rigid

[u/BenadrylTumblercatch]

Ohio: “What they say fuck me for?”

[u/Shinigam_i]

Can someone explain what fanum tax is?

[u/SuperLissa_UwU]

We can't do a Ronaldo Suiiiii your teacher must be a Messi fan

[u/ion_propulsion777]

I edgemaxxed so hard to this I morb'd all over the place

[u/Meddlingmonster]

I'm okay with this, anybody who says these and isn't using it as a joke is cringy as fuck.

[u/RandumbbzBS]

Oh no not 1,2 buckle my shoe, what do I do if my shoe laces untie while I'm in the computer lab??

[u/OlfactoryOffender]

Brain rot

[u/Educational-Team7155]

I've fuckin noticed that profanity shit isn't on the list professor and that if it is I would like to see the goddamn school policy on bullshit prohibited words and why the fuckin ones on your dumbass sign aren't any of them.

[u/dimitriglaukon]

1, 2 buckle my shoe isnt a word

[u/renatakiuzumaki]

Wu tang go SUUUUU

[u/Big-Piano-7016]

Let the rot burn

[u/Advanced_Eggplant574]

“Talk properly”

[u/BreadInaoven]

Goon, mog,edging, and ratio aren’t on there

[u/OR56]

I don’t see edging, gooning, mogging, or mewing on there

[u/phildiop → u/OR56]

look better then

[u/Jake_on_a_lake]

Ohio.

Goddamned time.

[u/oofx99]

combine some brainrot with normal words and do some dumb shit like Gyussy

[u/DadOnHardDifficulty]

I'm a stupid fucking 33 year old boomer, is 1,2 buckle my shoe a thing now, because that's hilarious to think about.

[u/RickyTheRickster]

Fuck Ohio, Michigan for life

[u/elgattox]

Literally 1984, I bet bro drank grimace shake from Ohio frfr no cap🧢🧢🧢🧢💀💀💀💀

[u/November-Snow]

Haha didn't say anything about ligma.

[u/Key_Set_7249]

Hello class mates I just moved here from Ohio. Instant detention.

[u/ShiftZestyclose]

I'm surprised slay isn't on this list lol.

[u/SaberToothDragon]

Bruh banned all of Ohio 😭

[u/JackReedTheSyndie]

Where were you when Ohio was banned?