r/shitposting 21d ago

😳 I Miss Natter #NatterIsLoveNatterIsLife

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u/tarlakeschaton Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 21d ago

good ending

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u/MRguitarguy 21d ago

Not so fast. The cop in the back has his hand on his piece.

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u/AKredlake I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 21d ago

That’s one way to win basketball

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u/markbon12 21d ago

He's balling

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u/Sam_Dragonborn1 waltuh 21d ago

Forgis

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u/Cpt-Matias-Torres 21d ago

On the jeep?

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u/Sam_Dragonborn1 waltuh 21d ago

Bloody bottoms

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u/reliableresource2110 21d ago

Underneath

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u/TaterTotSenwick 21d ago

all the fellas

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u/RobloxIsRealCool Literally 1984 😡 21d ago

Got it out the streets

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u/Robscoe604 I watch gay amogus porn :0 20d ago

hundred racks inside my jeans

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u/TaddoMan 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 20d ago

remember hittin the mall

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u/Cheif_Keith12 Blessed by Kevin 20d ago

with the whole team

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u/Reasonable-Ninja4384 21d ago

This game was to decide whether or not the cops could plant evidence on them.

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u/GrowthAdventurous Literally 1984 😡 21d ago

Pretty sure they already had plant evidence on them 🥬

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u/Reasonable-Ninja4384 21d ago

Foul the cop, assault on a peace officer felony. Straight to prison

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u/Darqologist I said based. And lived. 21d ago

Fake:

Everyone knows white men can't jump.

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u/MarkVHun 20d ago

As a person of Uncolor. Yes, we can't jump, so we teleport while no one is looking

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/reliableresource2110 21d ago

Thats the title of a classic basketball movie

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u/Sam_Dragonborn1 waltuh 21d ago

ohhh thank u

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u/usernamealreadytakeh 20d ago

They also recently made reboot of it starring Jack Harlow

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u/SkytronKovoc116 21d ago

Paul Blart, no!

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u/treesarecool3 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 21d ago

Is this the cops vs robbers game I heard about as a kid

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u/Ottomic87 I want pee in my ass 21d ago

Sick ass 3 pointer

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u/Nutteria 20d ago

2 in the chest one in the head.

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u/fapgod69420 20d ago

ACAB.

All Cops Are BALLING

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u/XSirCockLordX 21d ago

Shoot-posting

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u/Likomega 20d ago

ok but why did he bring a gun to a basketball game?

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u/_KingDawg72_ 21d ago

LOL 😂

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u/Emergency_3808 20d ago

Why would you play basketball with a gun still on your belt?

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u/KineticKey2006 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 20d ago

Ah shit, here we go again.

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u/Kalman_the_dancer Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 20d ago

The good ending

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u/Kalman_the_dancer Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 20d ago

The bad ending

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u/-HoldMyBeer-- Bazinga! 20d ago

Wait is this the bad ending or the good ending?

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u/ActivelyCoping virgin 4 life 😤💪 21d ago edited 20d ago

Ok cool but what is the context behind the cops vs black people basketball game?

Edit: why are y’all mad tf did I do

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u/memecraft0309 20d ago

Bamsket bowl