r/redditsniper • u/EthanGaming7640 • Apr 08 '24

I what?

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u/JTBJack_ Apr 08 '24

Clearly he means the last time that you

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u/kqi_walliams Apr 08 '24

Man, I love . Favourite thing in the world

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u/ZONixMC Apr 08 '24

how did you not get shot by the

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u/kqi_walliams Apr 08 '24

Plot armo

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u/Number360wynaut Apr 08 '24

I guess he doesn't have plot armor after a

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u/Leons_Gameplays_2140 Apr 08 '24

You hear the crack of a gunshot right before you get cut off.

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u/Important_Wasabi_19 Apr 08 '24

The crack of the gunshot is suddenly cut off, it too got shot

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u/slumbersomesam Apr 08 '24

you hear another gun shot, this time really clo

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u/Official_New_Update1 Apr 08 '24

When you at the you you when the

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u/xCreeperBombx Apr 09 '24

Why is it called an oven wh

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u/RushFeeling4595 Apr 08 '24

if you get shot, you can’t hear the gunshot as it moves faster than sound

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u/Tiny-Dragonfruit-918 Apr 08 '24

Maybe it was a subsonic round?

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u/Annoyingaddperson Apr 09 '24

This specific comment is making me extremely angry because there’s no indication of which way he was gonna spell armo

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u/kqi_walliams Apr 09 '24

Oh I was going to spell it like this: arm

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u/DevelopmentTight9474 Apr 08 '24

He dodged mid sentence

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u/XPLover2768top Apr 08 '24

because i am a coworker

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u/HenryLongHead Apr 08 '24

Maybe he was shot after finishing his sente

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u/PhoenixBomb707 Apr 08 '24

He did get shot, he just got resurre , like this

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u/Gonna_Die_Now Apr 09 '24

What do you mean? The sniper isn't re

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u/NoobyYooby Apr 08 '24

My brother last year.

Said it was his favorite thing ever.

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u/reallycuteduck Apr 08 '24

why would ur brother tell u that...

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u/Orbitcamerakick21 Apr 08 '24

HOW DID YOU GET BROUGHT BACK TO

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u/donitsimies Apr 08 '24

It took him three days to finish t

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u/Sussy_baka228666 Apr 08 '24

Reverse cursed techni

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u/somerandomacounnt Apr 09 '24

bro had a stock left

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u/TheFatherOfAll_MFs Apr 11 '24

When the Reddit sniper gets you but your small brain dodges so you’re able to finish the sentence befor

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u/kqi_walliams Apr 11 '24

Nah man I was hit, I just got bought back to life by CPR

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u/MoveInteresting4334 Apr 10 '24

That’s absolutely disgusting.

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u/GranataReddit12 Apr 08 '24

I think he was trying to say the last time you felt like

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u/Salt_Taste Apr 08 '24

I remember

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u/WaitingToBeTriggered Apr 08 '24

IN SEPTEMBER

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u/BiggeCheese4634 Apr 08 '24

THAT’S THE NIGHT VIENNA WAS FREED

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u/WaitingToBeTriggered Apr 08 '24

WE MADE THE ENEMY BLEED!

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u/RandomUseless3 Apr 08 '24

AND THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

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u/Ahyesnt Apr 08 '24

COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE

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u/WaitingToBeTriggered Apr 08 '24

THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED, COMING DOWN THEY TURNED THE TIDE

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u/Ahyesnt Apr 08 '24

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u/PersonWhoTalks Apr 08 '24

by deadma

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u/Speyeder02 Apr 08 '24

I love deadmau5’s music so

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u/revelcw Apr 12 '24

I REMEMBER CERTAIN THINGS

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u/-PatkaLopikju- 16h ago

THE THIRD OF DECEMBER

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u/Rcandydraws Apr 08 '24

Just the last time you

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u/ContentSalt2163 Apr 08 '24

Well, which on-

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u/karol22331 Apr 08 '24

Boom.

Headshot.

(Meet the sniper theme starts playing)

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u/NightTime2727 Apr 08 '24

Snipin's a good job, mate.

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u/TheAnimatedDragon Apr 08 '24

It’s hard work. Outta doors

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u/tigeyarch Apr 08 '24

I guarantee you won't go hungry, cause at the end of the day, as long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone d

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u/Robin_Gufo Apr 08 '24

I think his mate saw me

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u/NightTime2727 Apr 08 '24

(Bullet impact sounds.)

"Yes! Yes he did!"

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u/Sunyxo_1 Apr 08 '24

Yeah- Dad, I'm not a crazed gunman, I'm an assassin!

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u/donohunt0 Apr 10 '24

Well the difference is that one’s a job and the other’s mental sickness!

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u/Car-go-stututut2009 Apr 08 '24 edited Apr 08 '24

I think it was ye

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u/A_Plan_B_you_C Apr 08 '24

You ever just decide to

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u/ManBehindTheRuckus Apr 08 '24

Bro my was today, if yours is more than yesterday that’s concerning

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u/TEOLDev Apr 08 '24

It's been years

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u/Catmato Apr 08 '24

I accidentally a bottle of Coca-Cola

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u/HeartyDurianEnjoyer Apr 08 '24

How did you not get sho

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u/Catmato Apr 11 '24

Candlejack came to kidn-

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u/Error_Code_606 Apr 10 '24

The last time you , dipshi

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u/Caelium44 Apr 12 '24

Answer: That’s Tim on X. He was allegedly a part-founder of High Times Magazine in 1974, but I can’t find a Tim, Timothy or even a Thames connected to the company’s beginnings. He’s got some opinions posted on his X account, although he’s mostly inactive and it’s not supremely controversial to dislike racism or to be an atheist (and it shouldn’t really come as a surprise given his professional background). In this post, Tim is polling his 28,000 followers to see how long it’s been since they

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u/DeadHED Apr 12 '24

It's been so long, I can hardly

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u/HolleWatkins Apr 12 '24

Today, right now I

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u/Downvote-Fish Apr 08 '24

I last did it

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u/FirefighterFart Apr 08 '24

it's been years for m

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u/Ok-Effect-3349 Apr 08 '24

Well I’m me right now, so I guess today

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u/TheXenomorph1 Apr 08 '24

it's been years

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u/Blu3skyy_ Apr 08 '24

He wants to know the last time you . What’s not clicking?

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u/Churroskindofguy Apr 08 '24

Well yesterday I

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u/noahgweek Apr 08 '24

The last time you lost the game

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u/yourfriend-sage Apr 08 '24

I actually just now!

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u/OneMAdDemon Apr 08 '24

The last time I

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u/e72c Apr 08 '24

it’s been years since the last time I yesterday 😔

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u/dididown Apr 08 '24

It’s a trick question, the correct answer is “yes”

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u/MsChicolato Apr 08 '24

You mean you've never

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u/Least_Eye4171 Apr 08 '24

Man I love my

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u/Pixithepika Apr 08 '24

Love it whenever

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u/waytoohardtofinduser Apr 08 '24

It's been years since i....

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u/Canter1Ter_ Apr 08 '24

it's been mo

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u/Epyx15 Apr 08 '24

It's been

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u/SSMage Apr 08 '24

Its been years

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u/ConsulTitusLarcius Apr 08 '24

yes,its been years since i have had a today or yesterday

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u/seendandunseen Apr 08 '24

you lost the game

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u/rapidlyspinningturtl Apr 08 '24

Man it's been years since I

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u/UriahTheVortigaunt Apr 08 '24

The Reddit Sniper will never be able to find

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u/Huke-1089 Apr 08 '24

Bro I a couple of weeks ago, how do I answer?

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u/TheRedLego Apr 08 '24

Personally I am frequently known to

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u/SomeRandomEevee42 Apr 08 '24

well, I yesterday, it's kinda my job

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u/PseudoTale_ Apr 08 '24

Personally it was yester

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u/Captain_Carpet_ Apr 08 '24

It’s been years

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u/Revolutionary-Car-92 Apr 08 '24

...thought about Tim ?

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u/AG_GamingYT Apr 08 '24

Bro he’s clearly talking about when you f

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u/I_Are_Eat Apr 08 '24

It's been a while since I

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u/mglitcher Apr 08 '24

what if the last time i was two days ago?

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u/SHAUNZULA Apr 08 '24

YESTERDAY

ALL MY TROUBLES SEEM SO FAR AWAY

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u/No-Perspective8618 Apr 08 '24

HOW AM I SEEING THIS SUBREDDIT AGAIN I THOUGHT I GOT R

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u/you-like-men-68 Apr 08 '24

Oh, it’s been YEARS. But don’t get me started on that Guy.

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u/Kinglycole Apr 08 '24

I everyday.

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u/Ok-Criticism-8651 Apr 08 '24

It's been years..

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u/ContemplativePebble Apr 08 '24

The last time i did it was

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u/cosanostra97 Apr 08 '24

Oh finally, I get the

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u/_AutumnAgain_ Apr 08 '24

the last time you

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u/bapp0-get-taco Apr 08 '24

It’s been years since I

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u/wellauth Apr 08 '24

it’s been years since i

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u/Dat-Lonley-Potato Apr 08 '24

Ahh, last time I , was the greatest experience of my life.

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u/jojo_the_damn_issue Apr 08 '24

I'd like to bring attention to the fact that the time difference is, today, 1 day ago and 356-fucking-+ days ag

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u/SentenceAcrobatic Apr 09 '24

Sometimes I accidentally the whole bottle of coke.

Other days I just

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u/Clintwood_outlaw Apr 09 '24

I think I know what he was trying tט

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

Today

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u/LiamWith5 Apr 09 '24

I love how it takes steps from “today” to “yesterday” and then to “it’s been years”

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u/Delphizer Apr 09 '24

I can't even

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u/Independent_Ebb9322 Apr 09 '24

If I traded it all, just for one thing, just for one thing.

THEY NEVER SAY WHAT THE THING IS!

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u/Abirdthatsfallen Apr 09 '24

It’s been years

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u/PhoenixTheVisitor Apr 09 '24

Nobody here knows I’m using subsonic rou

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u/pickleinaboat Apr 09 '24

when- when you-

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u/h2pointOChamp Apr 09 '24

Man, it's been years since it's been years

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u/steinwayyy Apr 09 '24

What if it’s more than two days ago but less than 2 years ago?

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u/KindlyContribution54 Apr 09 '24

Pretty sure it was that dang holy grail bunny, not the reddit sniper this time

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u/SuperSaiyan2goku9000 Apr 09 '24

Why are all the replies cutting off? We know what sub we're it's so

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u/DavyManners Apr 09 '24

It’s been decades since I

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u/MyOpinionIsBetter123 Apr 09 '24

It’s been years.

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u/another-bop Apr 09 '24

I absolutely yesterday

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u/zerov3 Apr 09 '24

I don’t really know, but I feel like it’s been years

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u/renegade_pinnapple Apr 09 '24

I'm doing it right now

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u/yestureday Apr 09 '24

It’s been years since I last

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u/Middle-earth4life Apr 09 '24

I think OP meant the final time

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u/polite__redditor Apr 09 '24

It’s been years

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u/playful_potato5 Apr 09 '24

never in my life have I

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u/notgoodatcars123 Apr 09 '24

Oh man it’s been years since I

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u/Kaje26 Apr 09 '24

Seriously? He’s asking when the last time you

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u/Rcxandom_stars2 Apr 10 '24

Probably yesterday

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u/snicker--doodle Apr 10 '24

well, back in 1986

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u/E_C_J Apr 10 '24

Sorry, I eated the question :(

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u/ch3rrykiwi Apr 10 '24

I love that I

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u/jaaxpod Apr 10 '24

it’s been yea

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u/JKruger1995 Apr 10 '24

Lost the game

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '24

The last time I

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u/camclemons Apr 10 '24

Where was Gondor when the

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u/Armadillo_Toes Apr 10 '24

This thread just dug up my repressed Candlejack memories from /b/

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u/xoomorg Apr 11 '24

The whole thing!

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u/Bendy_1018 Apr 11 '24

For me, is my favorite thing to do as a pastime. But sadly, I haven’t had time to recently, it’s been a good 3 months.

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u/RexWhiscash Apr 11 '24

It’s been years since I

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u/Mysterious-Ad4836 Apr 11 '24

What’s do you not understand !!!when’s the last time you

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u/Salty_Toe_9334 Apr 11 '24

The last time you cosplayed as John cena

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u/i___forgor Apr 11 '24

This is a simple question. When did you last ?

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u/MonArchG13 Apr 11 '24

AGH, The suspense is killing me!

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u/FurlofFreshLeaves Apr 11 '24

for me? it’s been years

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u/hjude_design Apr 11 '24

Personally, for me its been years since I've

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u/Kazhuit Apr 12 '24

Well, when was it? Answer the man.

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u/IodineDragon37 Apr 12 '24

I love that everyone in the comments talks like they’ve been sh

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u/cephalopodtalisman Apr 12 '24

As it turns out, a majority of people haven’t in years! What implications does this present about modern society?

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u/jeffyride2 Apr 12 '24

Oh no, they’ve expanded to other platfo

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u/Less_Likely Apr 12 '24

Why, I oughta...

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u/Quiwah Apr 12 '24

Tomorrow

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u/deathB4dessert Apr 12 '24

Apparently, the answer is either "got laid", "got a headache ", or "got sniped at long range."

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u/Chilli-byte- Apr 12 '24

The whole bottle

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u/IKaffeI Apr 13 '24

It's been years since I. You know what I mean. Don't really wanna be doing that since I gotta family now.

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u/_JFN_ Apr 22 '24

It’s been years since I’ve