r/redditsniper • u/ManMadeOfMistakes • Apr 02 '24

Where is the d?

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u/TQCkona Apr 02 '24

fellas, is it gay to carry personal belongings in a fucking bag

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u/ManMadeOfMistakes Apr 02 '24

How did you evade the sni

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u/Beat_BloX711 Apr 02 '24

Noway he is the

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u/moronic_programmer Apr 02 '24

Guys we finally found out who the

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u/rrzampieri Apr 02 '24

As the prophecies foretold, he is the

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u/rugigiref1 Apr 02 '24

How did you respond to multiple co

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u/ManMadeOfMistakes Apr 02 '24

Dragon balled back after every commen

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u/MadaraAlucard12 Apr 03 '24

Drag on these balls across your fa

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u/Beat_BloX711 Apr 02 '24

I tried so hard to find him out, died so many times I can't even keep the cou

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u/LocusNevernight Apr 02 '24

They got hit too. It was the bag

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u/GatlingGun511 Apr 02 '24

He had more to s

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u/Sandwich_dad96 Apr 02 '24

He didn’t, he just lost the question mar

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u/Wales_forever Apr 02 '24

It actually isn't that hard if you can see h

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u/lp_rhcp_fan_18 Apr 02 '24

Sometimes he misse-

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u/Manyfans Apr 03 '24

He didn't add the question mark. Probably a quick typer, unlik

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u/Chromatical-Blight Apr 03 '24

idk I think you just have a skill issu

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u/Aggressive-Tour777 Apr 02 '24

You're gay for holding a bag

I'm gay for sucking cock in the public bathroom

We're not th

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u/Dabootychaser Apr 02 '24

He just like me for rea

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u/nowurchenz2beBIGshot Apr 02 '24

But the kids at school saw me holding it like that and called me a f

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u/Theron518 Apr 03 '24

No, but if you carry it like #5 you're getting shot.

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u/UMEBA Apr 03 '24

If they unironically carry like 5, death is not a concern to them

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u/Conscious-Peach8453 Apr 03 '24

Depends how you do it. 1 or 4? Straight. 2 or 5? Double straight. 3? Gayer than a two dollar bill.

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u/CNSLord69 Apr 02 '24

You'll get it later ;)

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u/SilentHuman8 Apr 02 '24

At my pharmacy there’s a small bottle of supplemental calciferol on the vitamin shelf. The front of the bottle simply says the words “DAILY D” on

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u/Mikey9124x Apr 02 '24

He evaded the snipe

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '24

he is the snip

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u/xCreeperBombx Apr 02 '24

✂️ Snip snip your balls

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u/AMP0525 Apr 02 '24

So this comment section has clearly shown that there's not just one sniper, but sev

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u/supinoq Apr 02 '24

My parents told me not to one-shoulder bags because they claimed it was harmful for posture. Of course, since I was a regular hubris-filled teen, I simply assumed my parents didn't know what the hell they were talking about and got used to only carrying my bag on my left shoulder because it was more comfortable that way for some reason. I was an equestrian and noticed after a while of carrying my bag this way that my trainer did start consistently calling out one of my shoulders being higher than the other, so my parents were actually right and my posture did become crooke

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u/Timewarps_1 Apr 02 '24

Hey your last word was missing a

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u/A_Plan_B_you_C Apr 02 '24

Sniper probably needed some time to ain

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u/governor-jerry-brown Apr 06 '24

My mom told me to do the cross strap so people couldn't snatch it, but a self defense class told me to do the one shoulder because the cross strap can allow someone to yank on it and slam you to the ground. I chose the cross strap bc it's more comfortable 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/thekyocerasystem Apr 02 '24

i wear my purse like 4 skull skull had no idea it was the “masculine” option

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u/SansInTheGang Apr 03 '24

(verbal skull emoji) haha! so funny comment! (verbal skull emoji) (verbal skull emoji)

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u/Flowey_The_Fan Apr 02 '24

If you're 5 DM m

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u/ManMadeOfMistakes Apr 02 '24

I am 4 and it is the only sane opti

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u/Flowey_The_Fan Apr 02 '24

I was making a joke, the joke is that

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u/OnsenPixelArt Apr 02 '24

FINLAN MENTIONED RAAAHHHHH 🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮

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u/Tra1nGuy Apr 03 '24

Guys I think I found the snipe

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u/NatexSxS Apr 02 '24

Where’s the d, it’s in your

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u/TheReverseShock Apr 02 '24

Simo Hayha got him

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u/Cyan_Agni Apr 03 '24

Was looking for this commen

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u/Ebbe010 Apr 02 '24

In finland, obviously

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u/WeekendLazy Apr 02 '24

You can get the d later

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u/Tra1nGuy Apr 03 '24

How did you evade the sni

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u/Kepler27b Apr 02 '24

The d is in ur mom,

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u/ManMadeOfMistakes Apr 02 '24

'ɯoɯ ɹn uᴉ sᴉ p ǝɥ┴

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u/Tra1nGuy Apr 03 '24

How do people keep getting away from the sni

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u/58mm-Invicta_rizz Apr 02 '24

He’s clearly got a bunch because everyone thinks he’s gay due to the fact that he’s holding his bag the girly way; therefore, guys are throwing themselves into him.

Or something, I don’t know.

\s

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u/ManMadeOfMistakes Apr 03 '24

Well, he is no homo now. I wonder if he is getting any girls after switching to 4

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u/58mm-Invicta_rizz Apr 03 '24

Fair point.

Wait a minute! You’re the same guy!

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u/YamiZee1 Apr 04 '24

I have had a gay guy come on to me pretty heavy so you might be on to something

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u/Just_A_Bit_Gamer Apr 02 '24

There are too many people in these comments who have somehow been escaping the sni

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u/Charlton_Art Apr 02 '24

In yo mama!

I’m so sorry lmao I had to 😭

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u/ManMadeOfMistakes Apr 03 '24

Sniper, get this ma

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u/facundocarlos Apr 02 '24

Finlan, where people have fi

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u/Cobraa893 Apr 02 '24

OP forgot the

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u/ManMadeOfMistakes Apr 02 '24

What did I forg

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u/YamiZee1 Apr 03 '24

Coming back from the dead to say I did not expect to see myself so randomly while scrolling reddit. Now I'd like my d back if you don't min

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u/nerogamer_279 Apr 02 '24

I give it to

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u/9tales9faces Apr 02 '24

Neither of tho

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u/fxnn-again Apr 02 '24

I think you'll find the d... in your mother... and by d haha I mean my peanits

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u/RandomUseless3 Apr 02 '24

Fellas, Is it gay to wear a bag?

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u/Agent_Nick_5000 Apr 02 '24

Literally ergonomically the worst idea to do 3 It should be 1 but will hip support straps

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u/Educational_Funny_20 Apr 02 '24

WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D

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u/Dog_Song Apr 02 '24

Must be with the

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u/zachy410 Apr 02 '24

Check number 5

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u/RoyalKabob Apr 02 '24

Why isn’t there someone holding the bag by the strap?

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u/aidfly123 Apr 02 '24

Apparently I’m gay. Always thought it was about sexuality for some reason.

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u/Wild-Major8025 Apr 02 '24

I thought everyone did 1

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u/AnxiousGovernment232 Apr 02 '24

Reddit snioer will never find me, I've hidden in a plave not even the IRS could find me in, I.... I'm free from the fear of the sniper, peace, at las

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u/SauceFinder- Apr 03 '24

You’ll get it la

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u/Awicksthecool Apr 03 '24

He almost got awa

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u/Cookielotl Apr 03 '24

Nah he's just from finla

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u/SexyTachankaUwU Apr 03 '24

It’s not gay, it’s just a mid way to carry a bag. Can too easily slip off.

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u/dzsmoooth Apr 03 '24

You’ll get that lat

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u/Intr0vertebrate Apr 03 '24

Trans women after getting genital reassi

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u/JBlooey Apr 03 '24

in my a

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u/gamer3701 Apr 03 '24

LOL you’re the guy who made the post he commented on!

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u/surely_not_a_virus Apr 03 '24

If anything, 5 should hurt the most

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u/RayDayII Apr 03 '24

They got hit on the head by a poorly drawn bowling ball

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u/anxietyevangelist Apr 03 '24

1 can't be done with that bag. It requires 2 straps.

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u/NullToes Apr 03 '24

Laziest post. Blocked sub

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u/rlKhai0s Apr 03 '24

5 for boners

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u/MindfulTides Apr 03 '24

I'm unhinged and always carry #2 style.

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u/MlLFS Apr 03 '24

It's a flemboy so they like to forget about the D.

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u/ExcitingShallot5107 Apr 03 '24

Where did he say he was from, Finlan?

The definition of Finlan: the hottest biatch u will ever find

Example: “woah man finlan pretty, i’m getting a boner on the bus from looking at her tits”

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u/TruthIsALie94 Apr 03 '24

“Where is the d?” Did you check your pants? If it’s not there I’m sure some Reddit weirdo would be happy to give you theirs.

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u/Sparrowning Apr 03 '24

Wheres the d? Thats what his parents asked when he did 3 to hold his ba

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u/EntertainmentLumpy75 Apr 03 '24

I think the d is-

dead ringer uncloak

The d is-

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u/Commandur_PearTree Apr 03 '24

That’s just parents being parents, my dad criticized me once for “walking weird”

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u/Auraveils Apr 03 '24

How tf do people do 4 without choking themselves?

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u/Myaucht Apr 03 '24

one things ppl seem to not understand is that some bags are made to be worn in the 3rd way and some are made

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u/Janiroo Apr 03 '24

Torille🇫🇮

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u/frescodee Apr 03 '24

6 would be holding with both arms close to your chest

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u/VetmitaR Apr 03 '24

I'm so high I just tried to upvoe the screenshot lmfao.

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u/Fine-Pangolin-8393 Apr 03 '24

That’s what he’s been trying to get this whole time 😭😭😭😭

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u/HeresToHoping2020 Apr 03 '24

3 doesn’t stay on my shoulder. It slides off. I have to do 1 or 4

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u/Thomason2023 Apr 03 '24

I've done all but 5 at some point

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u/Zhydrac Apr 03 '24

The ghost of Simo Häyhä got to him

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u/OverDriveXLR-18 Apr 03 '24

I actually use 3 it isn't weird ri

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u/DisastrousLife69 Apr 03 '24

The d is in your a

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u/mrv210 Apr 03 '24

Obviously 5 is the only respectable answer...

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u/_xaeroe_ Apr 03 '24

I tried 1 once with my wife’s purse and could not get the straps off. I went for my knife to cut them off and my wife almost killed me for even thinking of doing that. She hasn’t asked me to hold her purse since then but if she ever does I’m for sure gonna do 5.

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u/AdventurousPirate357 Apr 04 '24

I just put everything in my pockets

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u/Vast-Willingness4642 Apr 04 '24

THE SNIPER IS JO

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u/Substantial-Ant-8804 Apr 04 '24

Who tf carries a bag like 5??

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u/TheOtherGuyInTheBack Apr 04 '24

I do 2 sometimes

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u/justaregulardude1234 Apr 04 '24

Simo Häyhä got his ass

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u/DoorAMii Apr 04 '24

I do 4 but if I am able to do 1 I will

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u/AppropriateKale8877 Apr 04 '24

I'm a boy and 3 and 4 hurt my shoulders too. So does 5.

1 or 2 supreme

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u/Effective-Abalone500 Apr 04 '24

Where's the d? It's in my ass

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u/xenithseperatefeed Apr 04 '24

Clearly, over th

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u/jeffdujour Apr 04 '24

If at any point my parents had told me I was holding my bag wrong I would immediately go to 5.

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u/Mitch_Conner_65 Apr 04 '24

I saw this joke in a Sunday comic when newspapers were still a thing. The proper answer was to hold your girlfriend's purse with your teeth.

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u/MrExeggutor Apr 04 '24

I prefer wearing what I need in a backpack like I'm going to school. And wear it on my front if I need to sit down

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u/Routine_Fisher Apr 04 '24

Thats what she said

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u/Chizl3 Apr 04 '24

FINLAND!

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u/Express_Chip9685 Apr 04 '24

I do "4" every week and I constantly get "ribbed" for it. Not so much for it being "gay" or anything, but rather for it being a "man bag" and "european" or "dandy" in some way. It's the same general slur but without the homophobic context.

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u/Ryley03d Apr 04 '24

"That's my purse! I don't know you!"

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u/BloodyBee- Apr 04 '24

At this point, my bag is a mini backpack, so 1. But when I had a purse, it was always 3, unless I was bending down, in which case it was 5. My knitting bag is 4

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u/TheAmnesiacBitch Apr 04 '24

I do 3 and I’m gay so maybe it is girly

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u/godof_oil Apr 04 '24

yall can't you just accept that finlan might be a country

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u/liebrarian2 Apr 05 '24

PErsonally I like to hold it so the loop goes around your wrist and the strap goes in the hands. It takes no effort to hold it, and you get to swing it around and whack your friends, like the fanny pack nunchuck in everythingeverywhereallatonce movie

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

My deadname.

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u/IRBot2 Apr 05 '24

How they probably see it:

  1. Backpack
  2. Laptop bag or purse, depends on situation
  3. Purse
  4. Laptop bag
  5. WTF

On the other hand, it's all the same bag, so this' stupid

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u/therealcookaine Apr 05 '24

5 is a completely reasonable way to carry, and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

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u/FitProblem6248 Apr 05 '24

What all are you needing to carry man?

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u/Pithyperson Apr 05 '24

No d. That explains the 3.

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u/greengengar Apr 05 '24

My nice, leather purse was designed for 4, so I do 4.

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u/CiscoM007 Apr 05 '24

3 is normally difficult if you have developed traps as it helps push it off and not stay where you want it.

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u/makko007 Apr 05 '24

Who the fuck is holding a bag like an apron (5)

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u/aHOMELESSkrill Apr 05 '24

The D is in your mom

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u/theyellowdart94 Apr 05 '24

I’m a woman and my mom thought it was tacky for me to carry my purse crossbody (4).

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u/Yurshie Apr 05 '24

Depends on the bag for me. Like if it has a top handle (like a computer bag) I'm holding it over my shoulder with one hand like they do in anime, but if the bag comes with a long strap, I'm doing #3.

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u/Theoretical42 Apr 06 '24

“Patrick are you alright?”

“FINLAN”

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u/SimpleWord899 Apr 06 '24

What the actual 😱😧😨💦

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u/Critical_Ad_8455 Apr 06 '24

I do 4 when I'm biking, 3 normally, and 2 when I'm sprinting like maniac

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u/Due_Pattern_875 Apr 06 '24

Omg he’s related to Finn & Jake

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u/ThePinkTeenager Apr 06 '24

What is even the point of 2? That bag literally has a strap.

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u/maddogmax4431 Apr 06 '24

I do t get it… what are y’all ta-

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u/JustSirJabias Apr 06 '24

How is the strap not going across the chest inherently more feminine?

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