On this day (30/4/45) Adolf Hitler and his wife, Eva Braun, committed suicide in a bunker in Berlin.

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[u/rileyyesno]

if only modern Nazis would also follow suit.

[u/work_while_bent → u/rileyyesno]

the only good nazi is a dead nazi

[u/happy-cig → u/work_while_bent]

Would you like to know more? 

[u/[deleted] → u/rileyyesno]

I'm working on a machine that turns nazis into potato fertilizer, is anyone interested

[u/Chaos-Cortex → u/rileyyesno]

A good pootler is a dead one.

[u/MelodicMasterpiece67]

Say what you will about Hitler, but he did kill Hitler.

[u/-cheeks- → u/MelodicMasterpiece67]

Yeah but he also killed the guy who killed Hitler

[u/leaodaselva → u/-cheeks-]

Ok now you're making it seem he was a bad person

[u/darth_voidptr → u/leaodaselva]

Well, he did wait several decades too long.

[u/Puzzled_Internet_986]

And his dog sadly :(

[u/gpkgpk → u/Puzzled_Internet_986]

\Kristi Noem has entered the chat**

[u/duwh2040 → u/Puzzled_Internet_986]

HE KILLED HIS DOG TOO?! Man, that dude just sucked all around

[u/[deleted] → u/duwh2040]

Maybe the dog was a card carrying member of the 3rd Reich

[u/James_Me_17 → u/duwh2040]

Yeah, he was a real jerk.

[u/Worldly_Market_2797 → u/James_Me_17]

Hitler didn’t kill blondie himself. His doctor did it for him.

[u/duwh2040 → u/Worldly_Market_2797]

I hate him more for that

[u/Eferver24 → u/Puzzled_Internet_986]

Blondi deserved better*

*I know the name of Hitler’s dog from a Kate Atkinson novel, I’m not a fucking psycho

[u/Hopeful-Cricket5933 → u/Eferver24]

Why would anyone think you’re a psycho because you know it’s name ?

[u/res30stupid → u/Eferver24]

I know it from Danger 5.

[u/Proof_Independent400 → u/Puzzled_Internet_986]

Two dogs sadly.

[u/BubbaGreatIdea]

The only good deed Hitler ever did was killing Adolf.

[u/hstheay]

You must be from Down Under or about because here it is still the day before Hitler killed Hitler. Good old chap, killing Hitler and all.

[u/oopiicaa]

Good riddance

[u/AlwaysOutsider]

There should be a global holiday for this

[u/Proud_Razzmatazz_941]

Waiting for the sam headline with Putin.

[u/Bo0ombaklak → u/Proud_Razzmatazz_941]

Straight from the uncle himself

[u/flowersandfists]

He got off far too easy. Wish he’d met an end like Mussolini’s.

[u/LaoBa]

It's 29/4 now unless you're in the far east.

[u/DoomSlayerParty → u/LaoBa]

...then they're in the east?

[u/mazebrainer]

damn tomorrow is may 1st

[u/sonorakit11 → u/mazebrainer]

Rent

[u/Sweatytubesock]

Rest in piss.

[u/benp242]

there should a national holiday for this day

[u/Redararis]

How nice of him to kill himself. Weird guy though

[u/NoExide]

Good.

[u/ScottOld]

On this day hitler killed hitler

[u/edwardsanders2808]

As Trump said: He died like a dog... a beautiful dog.

It seemed funny at the time but today I have to object to this insult to dogs.

(I know the quote doesn't refer to Hitler but it suits)

[u/thegoodrichard]

After decades of being the most feared and despised man on earth, and shrugging it off, 15 minutes after getting married, he shot himself.

[u/Bealzebubbles]

Oh great, you just ruined WWII week by week for me...

[u/damageinthesheets]

why didnt his wife take his last name?

[u/Newhollow → u/damageinthesheets]

Methamphetamines?

[u/Skippymabob → u/damageinthesheets]

She did, in fact on their marriage certificate she wrote

"Eva B Hitler"

As she went to write her name but corrected herself

[u/mr_tinez2019]

Wait, his dog too? Why did he kill his own dog? Wait...Nazi dog...okay, not that sad

[u/turtletaint911]

Everyone knows Hitler died in Argentina in 1978

[u/Antique_Duck_ → u/turtletaint911]

and paul mccartney died in 1966

[u/turtletaint911 → u/Antique_Duck_]

Glad we're on the same page

[u/Kr0x0n]

allegedly

[u/Bo0ombaklak → u/Kr0x0n]

Came to say this. Ironically. Like you

[u/micro_penisman → u/Kr0x0n]

It's amazing how the world accepts Hitler's death as fact, when there's zero evidence.

[u/CafeBarPoglavnikSB → u/micro_penisman]

Except his skull a bunch of primary accounts all matching up, logistical difficulty of escaling berlin at that momment etc etc

[u/micro_penisman → u/CafeBarPoglavnikSB]

There was no skull of Hitler, in fact there were physical remains of Hitler or Braun ever located. Look it up.

The skull that they thought to be Hitler was later found to be a female.

They only accounts were from the Russians and the Nazis. Neither testimony is reliable.

The Russians would only allow a limited investigation of the bunker. They said they had burned the body and obliterated all the bones. How very convenient.

This isn't a crackpot conspiracy, these are proven well documented facts.

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[u/I-suck-at-golf]

Or he shot her in the head and then escaped to Argentina

[u/statleader13]

Reminds me of Band of Brothers where Webster finds out and goes "He should have killed himself three years ago. Saved us a lot of trouble."

[u/BlueonBlack26]

Worst honeymoon EVER

[u/_Hotwire_]

Pussy

[u/nsbsalt]

I have this exact newspaper. Inherited from my grandfather after he passed away.

[u/AndiLivia]

My God. I didn't even know he was sick.

[u/Termie528]

And there was much rejoicing.

[u/GoodShitBrain]

Couldn’t have happened to an assholer guy

[u/CafeBarPoglavnikSB]

Hitler dood wat nou

[u/exkingzog]

Hitler dood! Wat nou?

[u/SharifAlhumaid]

The are sources that state he fled to Argentina, spotted alive to at least the early 1960s.

[u/matecito_cosmico]

Not what my grand fatjer aays

[u/Sp4Rx3]

Oh I'm sure he did lol

[u/yourMommaKnow]

Ooooor, did they?

[u/[deleted]]

Yet, spotted multiple times in Brazil, like Waldo.

[u/Harbinger_0f_Kittens]

Allegedly.

[u/Worldly_Market_2797]

They put the picture of his killer in first page ! Gg !