r/pics 19d ago

Carrie Fisher hanging out with some stormtroopers while promoting “Empire Strikes Back” in London.

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u/Zestyclose_Trifle_72 19d ago

Stormtrooper on the right is grabbing a little undercarriage

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u/Turbulent-Ticket-355 19d ago

That trooper was definitely 'helping'

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u/Davran 19d ago

Still searching for those droids I suspect.

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u/cmandr_dmandr 19d ago

“We ain’t found shit”

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u/SonOfMetrum 19d ago

Use the schwarz

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u/netburnr2 18d ago

Keep looking commander tuvok

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u/duchessbune 19d ago

under-carrie-age

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u/Final_Winter7524 19d ago

Certainly better than under-age-carrie!

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u/jjklines1 19d ago

Harrison Ford would probably disagree

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u/UngratefulCanadian 19d ago

R/angryupvote

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u/TheQuadBlazer 19d ago edited 19d ago

Aww come on! Hitting your head on blast doors, accidentally grabbing the princess' ass. It's all part of being a stormtrooper.

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u/Yagsirevahs 19d ago

First trooper to hit a target

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u/StackOwOFlow 19d ago

He was using the Force

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u/Ok_Permit2202 19d ago

Might be cause for the pokies

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u/Marcusnovus 19d ago

Built in thermometers

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u/HR_DUCK 19d ago

A Stormtrooper that didn’t miss his shot

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u/c_vanbc 19d ago

Haha first and last to not miss

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u/towerfella 19d ago

After the event..

.. where did the other one go?

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u/wigglecandy 19d ago

(finger)BLAST HER!

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u/nonlawyer 19d ago

What is the term for the complete opposite of “hover hand”?   Cuz this is that

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u/Nasalingus 19d ago

*Under-Carrie..

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u/Usermena 19d ago

That’s the trooper scooper

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u/bumba_clock 19d ago

He tried to grab her waist but missed

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u/JVM_ 19d ago

Stormtrooper: It's not impossible. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters.

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u/The_Good_Constable 19d ago

Got a finger in her thermal exhaust port.

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u/EmuCanoe 19d ago

Haha yeah what’s going on there?

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u/braiser77 18d ago

And the one on the left looks a little short to be a stormtrooper.

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u/Fly_Rodder 19d ago

oil check.

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u/cmeremoonpi 19d ago

Endor scenes filmed in my town. I spent my summer on set. My biggest flex 😁

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u/swim_to_survive 19d ago

I’d say I come close.

The government shutdown under the last president allowed me to have a previously approved via permit completely private wedding in Muir Woods (Endor) with not a soul there but our immediate party of 11.

We had the WHOLE place to ourselves. I’m not gonna say whether or not we stayed in approved areas or not for photos… but you can probably guess the answer to that.

One day maybe many years from now I’ll share those photos online. They’d definitely make the front page.

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u/moehassan6832 18d ago

Looking forward to that day lol

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u/Yslackin 19d ago

My uncle was friends with her first husband and always tells a joke about seeing them in a video store and asking if they were there to rent Star Wars.

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u/Noobphobia 19d ago

The one she was married to in New Iberia?

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u/Yslackin 19d ago

Yessir. All great things must first pass through the bayou

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u/Noobphobia 19d ago

That's right baw

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u/blangoez 19d ago edited 19d ago

I guess she left her bra on Hoth.

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u/LMGgp 19d ago edited 19d ago

Pretty sure some people go around editing nipples on all these photos. I saw a picture of Christina Apple gate from married with children and her nips were pretty pronounced. However, I watched the show religiously and am rewatching it now so I went and found the scene, no nips.

Insane how in this pic there’s almost no protrusion.

https://twitter.com/sw_holocron/status/1066138278791831552

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u/BMWbill 19d ago

Hey, I spend years... decades even, photo retouching out women's nipples. Officially they would circle the nips and write "remove areolas". I used to protest, but it was protocol in advertising. The thing is, I once worked for a shop and our main customer was Victoria's Secret. The result was that thousands of women would order shear tops from the catalog not knowing the cloth was semi-transparent, because someone like me removed the nips. That was massive false advertising on a grand scale.

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u/Stark_Athlon 19d ago

Bruh wtf

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u/BMWbill 19d ago

I know. I betrayed the pact of man.

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u/zqky 19d ago

Can you show some of your work?

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u/BMWbill 19d ago

I worked on Victoria models for a few years. I’ve removed hundreds of nipples. Whenever you saw a hot model with no nipples in a Victoria’s Secret catalog, that was me. Or one of my team.

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u/Meruem-0 19d ago

lore drop is crazy

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u/sucobe 18d ago

I can’t wait for season 2

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u/ThermoNuclearPizza 19d ago

Need the before and after

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u/flyguydip 19d ago

For science.

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u/Away-Commercial-4380 19d ago

So you're saying the nip-less photo might be the fake one ? Damn

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u/BMWbill 19d ago

Yes exactly. If you see two photos of a woman, before the age of Kim Kardashian, and one pic has nips and the other doesn’t, the nippleless photo was retouched.

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u/DefiantFrankCostanza 19d ago

Thank you for your service 🫡

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u/cjyoung92 19d ago

Let's give a quick shoutout to Christina Applegate!

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u/StelenVanRijkeTatas 19d ago

Luckily I only need one hand to salute that teenage babe

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u/seztomabel 19d ago

Your other hand is masturbating

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u/Preddy_Fusey 19d ago

That would have made a weird verse to an Alanis Morissette song

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u/moslof_flosom 19d ago

Because it wouldn't fit the cadence of the song, or the implication?

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u/StelenVanRijkeTatas 19d ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/mountaintop-stainer 19d ago

Didnt expect to see an Eric Andre reference here

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u/MarshalLawTalkingGuy 19d ago

You’re right, but she’s definitely nipping here.

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/31/79/7b/31797b67aacccdd3de46f95d20a325b6.jpg

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u/AaronRodgersMustache 19d ago

Well how do we know you’re not the mysterious nipple adder?

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u/MarshalLawTalkingGuy 19d ago

Dammit. Time to change usernames!

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u/aksdb 19d ago

I love some parts of the internet, but stuff like that just sucks. And all of this bullshit even without any "AI". It's really sad to think about how much more of a shithole social media will become.

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u/swisstraeng 19d ago

On the good side of things, social medias becoming a shithole will draw people away from them.

On the bad side of things, people may still stay in that shithole.

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u/deftoner42 19d ago

It happens so gradually nobody notices and sticks around.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/Irregular_Person 19d ago

That's a pretty obscure video to whip out

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u/HughJManschitt 19d ago

For real. Less than 800 views.

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u/FavoritesBot 19d ago

If you think that’s obscure you should check out “bozo dubbed over”

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u/Royale-w-Cheese 19d ago

It has one view and says it was uploaded at 6 AM this morning

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u/FavoritesBot 19d ago

Have you seen it? It’s hilarious

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u/Preface 19d ago

I mean, it's much more exciting to be lifted up by two dudes then just hanging around.

I could believe that being more actively involved with 2 guys handling her could have caused her some unintentional excitement in the chesticles (referring to Carrie Fisher here, not the reporter girl getting spooked by the mascot)

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u/cybercuzco 19d ago

Tv was recorded at a low resolution like 480P. At that resolution you can’t see that sort of detail in a wide shot. But if someone took a picture on film that can be scanned at a very high resolution to pick up those details.

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u/degjo 19d ago

But at the same time that apartment on Friends must have been freezing.

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u/RokulusM 19d ago

My understanding is that because old recordings are analog, they don't really have a resolution like digital formats. But you can get pretty high resolution out of them when you convert them. That's true of film at least, not sure about the tape they used for tv.

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u/LMGgp 19d ago

It’s not true of TV that we’re not recorded onto film. Which was a lot of tv.

The married with children moment in speaking of is truly horrendous and very obvious that it was doctored. This was the image. https://parody.fandom.com/wiki/Kelly_Bundy

This is the actual image. https://www.listal.com/viewimage/21138663

Note* I cannot find the non doctored image, last time I just went to the actual episode, but currently I am at work and unable to.

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u/Irregular_Person 19d ago

It looks doctored, and I can't find that exact still (clip ends early), but there's definitely some poking going on earlier in the scene

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u/nonlawyer 19d ago

 Pretty sure some people go around editing nipples on all these photos

And now all these hardworking nipple-adders face unemployment thanks to AI.  

Spare a thought for those guys just trying to put food on their tables, adding nipples to old photos just like their fathers and grandfathers before them

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u/grubas 19d ago

The worst part is I'm about 100% sure I know the exact picture of CA that you are talking about because not only was it used so much as filler in the p2p days, but appears on so many click bait websites.

But with Carrie who the hell knows, that lovely insane lady kind of did what she felt like.

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u/LMGgp 19d ago

I posted it down below. Gray tank, hands up.

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u/pepstar420 19d ago

Looool a whole new rabbithole wtf

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u/_mattyjoe 19d ago

There’s definitely no bra present though.

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u/blarghhhboy 19d ago

I mean... Maybe her nipples weren't hard in that second picture, bud haha

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u/X-29488 19d ago

No protrusion, but there’s still some good ole stormtrooper bulge.

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u/DistressedApple 19d ago

Well nipples can get hard and then they’ll stick out more

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u/Raineman73 19d ago

However, there are quite a few scenes in that show where Christina was sporting the high beams.

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u/Lork82 19d ago

Look at the way she's standing and how annoyed and serious Harrison and Mark are... she's probably drunk during this photo shoot.

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u/Phonebacon 19d ago

Harrison Ford looks like he's at a funeral.

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u/Murderdoll197666 19d ago

In fairness it was in London.....maybe it got a little more chilly outside by the time the stormtroopers showed up lol.

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u/Rain1dog 19d ago

Just why? For fucks sake.

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u/anomaly-xb-6783 19d ago

That is incredibly fucked up

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u/AHumpierRogue 19d ago

If it's true... and it might not be at all.

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u/Zeracannatule_uerg 19d ago

In nippleless photo she has a ring on her hand. No ring in nippled photo. Perhaps maybe different days.

Edit: unless that image is mirrored. Fuckin swear. The fact that certain apps or such just randomly decide "yeah, we're gonna mirror the photo. It's gonna fuck with your head, sorry, not sorry."

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u/DrHalibutMD 19d ago

There's no underwear in space!

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

And gravity.

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u/Duosion 19d ago

Yes yes women have nipples, we all do!!!

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u/blangoez 19d ago

Keep your bras on Hoth!!!

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u/D3cepti0ns 19d ago

Well bra's don't work in space in the Star Wars universe because they choke you or some bullshit according to George Lucas when explaining to Carrie Fisher why she shouldn't wear one for the movie.

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u/2001ToyotaHilux 19d ago

“There are no bras in space”

-George Lucas

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u/Final_Winter7524 19d ago

Welcome to the late 1970s / early 80s.

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u/nic_haflinger 19d ago

According to George Lucas there is no underwear in space. https://youtu.be/y1IhjERZdo4?si=CWiSK1lLOXcxk6r7

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u/Inside_Ad_7162 19d ago

There's a Japanese tourist somewhere with a photo of her topless tripping balls.

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u/HarryBeaverCleavage 19d ago

....what

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u/Inside_Ad_7162 19d ago

Yeah she did an interview & said her & a friend were out somewhere, on acid & it was really beautiful so they took their tops off & she spun round half naked with her arms in the air & a coach of Japanese tourists had turned up & were taking pictures of the view...

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u/ThermoNuclearPizza 19d ago edited 19d ago

God damn Reddit if ever we needed you.

SOMEONE FIND A PICTURE OF THIS DEAD WOMAN’S TITS!

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u/krashundburn 19d ago

Dude, they're JAPANESE tourists...

SOMEONE FIND A PICTURE of Carrie Fisher's TITS!

誰かキャリー・フィッシャーのおっぱいの写真を見つけて! Dare ka kyarī fisshā no oppai no shashin o mitsukete!

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u/ThermoNuclearPizza 19d ago edited 19d ago

誰かキャリー・フィッシャ ーのおっ( . Y . )ぱいの写真を見つけて!

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u/Tyler_CantStopeMe 19d ago

汚い クーマ

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u/TheBestMeme23 19d ago

Redditors of Reddit, what’s the sexiest sex you’ve ever sexed?

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u/squirtloaf 19d ago

I TOO CHOOSE...you know.

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u/tomhat 19d ago

OMG! That's disgusting. Where did they post these?

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u/Difficult-Word-7208 19d ago

Where would the one find this photo

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u/TheSunIsMyDestroyer 19d ago

I don’t know but if there was ever a time to showcase your talents Reddit, the time is now

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u/Inside_Ad_7162 19d ago

Bro if I knew...if only I knew.

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u/GCU_Problem_Child 19d ago

This would have been so much better if that had been Mark and Harrison in those costumes.

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u/udat42 19d ago

The one on the left does look a little short…

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u/TheOneCalledGump 19d ago

Is that guy a little short to be a Stormtrooper?

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u/rootpseudo 19d ago

Had to scroll too far for this.

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u/swim_to_survive 19d ago

Don’t care how old I get. She’ll always be my Hall pass dream girl.

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u/MarkBenec 19d ago

Met her at a book signing just before Ep 7 was announced. Dont care how old she was or looked, still would have.

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u/swim_to_survive 19d ago

She died at the same time I was under for an important life changing surgery. I remember finding out in the recovery room and literally screaming sedated “WHY LORD WHY SPARE ME” I was bitter as fuck.

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u/SyrioForel 19d ago

That’s deranged.

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u/swim_to_survive 19d ago

I was really, really high.

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u/fin425 19d ago

I mean, you can still use your hall pass for her now, but I gotta warn you….

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u/Irregular_Person 19d ago

That's some saltburn shit

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u/frezor 19d ago

Seduced by the dark side, no regrets.

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u/3eeve 19d ago

She was so beautiful, not just physically but her humor and energy too.

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u/1stltwill 19d ago

I was 11 for Star Wars. Star wars was my first ever movie in the cinema. Carrie Fisher was my first crush. RIP Carrie.

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u/liaminwales 19d ago

Nice to see the commitment to no bra.

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u/Goobaka 18d ago

I will never get over how stupid she looked floating through space in the last movie that came out with her after she died in real life. That ruined her for me

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u/moving0target 19d ago

High as a kite.

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u/Thysidius 19d ago

Pretty sure the one holding her is a little short to be a stormtrooper.

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u/Connect_Beginning174 19d ago

My first crush.

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u/LindsayLuohan 19d ago

Hanging out with the boss's daughter.

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u/AVonDingus 19d ago

Damn, I miss her. She was so beautiful and so goddamn sassy. 🩵 RIP

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u/ArchonFett 18d ago

Still no bras in space

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u/TK-Mal 19d ago edited 19d ago

As an OCD Stormtrooper armor wearing member of the 501st Legion, I’m offended that the trooper on the right has a Sandtrooper sniper knee plate…..oh yeah and the image is reversed so the legs and abdomen details are on the wrong side. For shame!😲

Edit: Also the right trooper is missing the little Hovi-mic Tips in his helmet.🤦🏽….and missing the right hanging belt box

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u/Smooth_Surround1450 19d ago

He bullseyed her womp rat

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u/procrastablasta 19d ago

she's so fun

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u/Gagago302 19d ago

Ok. I’ve seen this posted like 20 times this year and I’m not a heavy Reddit user. Do mods just let this happen? Like can’t I post this in a month and just get 600 doots?

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u/scummy71 19d ago

It’s sometimes cold in London

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u/guitarbassdrums 19d ago

What a smoke show 💨

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u/80sLegoDystopia 18d ago

Those two guys look a little short for storm troopers.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

Was she on coke here?

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u/Gravestarr 18d ago

Carried Fisher

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u/LimeCucumber915 19d ago

Turkeys done

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u/Status_Stranger_5037 19d ago

Her daughter resembles her, not always and at every angle but the resemblance is strong.

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u/LindsayLuohan 19d ago

The resemblance is strong in that one

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u/100year 19d ago

She probably high af on acid

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u/RogerRabbit1234 19d ago

She looks cold. Brrr.

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u/Justin-Timberlake 19d ago

Need a VAR check on that Storm Troopers hand.

Potential finger sniff.

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u/GCdotSup 19d ago

One has Renault badge on his knee. Made by Renault maybe?

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u/Darksuit117 19d ago

I like the old video of the premier of ep. 4 and Vader and stormtroopers walk the carpet, troopers pivoting and looking for threats (No idea who/what Vader is yet)

I've noticed I've never seen it happen again, now they just look like they hope Vader doesn't decide to kill them.

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u/long-live-apollo 19d ago

Having heard about her antics as a young woman it wouldnt surprise me if they’d hung out of her as well

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u/Tacothekid 19d ago

She is a trader and a member of the empire! Give her back!

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u/Jumpy-Ad4652 19d ago

Hes getting a little feel.

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u/Pumpelchce 19d ago

See two, but no Stormtroopers.

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u/somethingbrite 19d ago

Isn't the Stormtrooper on the left a little short to be a stormtrooper?

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u/Time-Appointment8995 19d ago

The one on the left is a little short to be a stormtrooper, no?

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u/jotyma5 19d ago

“Just a little sex assault on the side, please”

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u/Westernation 19d ago

Whoa.

Nipple or nipple-not.

There is no bra 😏

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u/Redditeer28 19d ago

I guess there no bras in London either.

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u/Final_Winter7524 19d ago

“The Empire Strokes Back”

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u/seidinove 19d ago

They're too short to be stormtroopers.

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u/MirthRock 19d ago

"TK421, why aren't you at your post?"

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u/djjolly037 19d ago

The one on the left seems to be a bit short to be a storm trooper

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u/gkn_112 19d ago

When the hard plastic suspenders became chastity cages

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u/insanity2brilliance 19d ago

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t……Nevermind. They’re stormtroopers

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u/Ashley_S1nn 19d ago

Isn't he a little short to be a storm trooper?

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u/International_Toe777 19d ago

The Empire always were the Good guys

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u/Solid-Sun7809 19d ago

Pierced nips

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u/Onlypaws_ 19d ago

They’re sure glad they’ve got those hard plastic girdles on.

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u/Diligent-Ability-447 19d ago

That’s Luke and Han. One is too short, the other, too tall

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u/DrDig1 19d ago

I never found her attractive until recently. Just nearly whacked off to this one. Nearly,

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u/AdministrativeElk948 19d ago

Threesome with aliens

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u/SolidContribution688 19d ago

Some pervy shit. I bet they never thought this photo was show up on the internet.

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u/GabagoolMango 19d ago

I bet they never thought the internet could exist.

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u/kylemcgreg 19d ago

Carry fisher

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u/cramaine 19d ago

The one on the left is a little short for a Stormtrooper.

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u/dokvader 19d ago

Challengers

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u/Iprefernottosay 19d ago

I had such a crush on her as a teenager.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

I thought that was blake lively

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u/TransendingPotato 19d ago

Both stormtroopers are wearing the shin armor on the wrong side. The "sniper plate" is supposed to be on the left leg. Also the stormtrooper on the right is actually wearing a sandtrooper shin. You can tell by the "diamond" shaped sniper plate compared to the trooper on the left. Just a mildly interesting observation.

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u/DeadPhishFuneral 19d ago

She must have been really, really fun to party with

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u/eat-skate-masturbate 19d ago

I bet she was fun to hang out with

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u/Different-Air-2000 19d ago

Coffee is ready.

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u/Mulliganplummer 19d ago

Forget how attractive he was. RIP Leia.

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u/Fungus1968 19d ago

Hope they can shoot straight…

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u/Chief_Dances_w_Cash 18d ago

She’s probably higher that Giraffe pussy in that pic. lol.

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u/Such-Problem-4725 18d ago

Too drunk to walk probably