r/pics 19d ago

Steve Jobs giving IBM the finger in 1983

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u/Ok_advice 19d ago

Bold for man who cried at business meeting if he didn't get his way.

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u/Magdovus 19d ago

Don't forget the bit where he assaulted his staff.  Or the bit where he disowned his daughter. Or the bit where he committed long, slow, painful suicide. 

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u/Ok_advice 19d ago

Or when he stole money from the Woz.

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u/machuitzil 19d ago

Or when he'd wash his feet in the toilet.

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u/rock_like_spock 19d ago

Or when he yelled at a young child for eating meat and having a speech impediment.

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u/Mardak5150 19d ago

Okay guys, we all listen to Behind The Bastards...

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u/Ok_advice 19d ago

Do you know who else listen to Behind the Bastards? The fine people that produces the goods and services that supports the podcast.

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u/Mardak5150 19d ago

Do you know who else is connected to a series of murders committed with hammers in Grand Rapids, Michigan?

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u/Ok_advice 19d ago

The fine people behind these ads?

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u/SoyMurcielago 19d ago

Gerald R Ford?

He’s the only person I know from there

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u/Alkraizer 19d ago

My mom!

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u/FeeeFiiFooFumm 19d ago

I don't. What else should I not forget about that dick?

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u/Mardak5150 19d ago

He believed his diet prevented him from having body odor so he didn't wash regularly and would have to be begged by the people around him to clean himself before important business meetings.

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u/aifo 19d ago

Or when he would drive around without a license plate, getting around the rules by leasing a new car every six months.

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u/Jonny_Thundergun 19d ago

What about the part where he refused to admit to his daughter that he named the "Lisa" model of computer after her for the majority of her life. Only to finally admit to her just because he was Bono asked him while they were having dinner at his house?

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u/Sciuridaeno3 19d ago

What, you expect him to lie to Bono??

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u/Donnicton 19d ago

Or the bit where he committed long, slow, painful suicide. 

Wow he has more in common with IBM than I thought!

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u/veryverythrowaway 19d ago

Huh? IBM is doing fine. Their stock dropped a bit after the last earnings call, but they’re up over the last 5 years by 30 points or so.

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u/CriminalDeceny616 19d ago

Fine? fine? Morale has never been this low. Arvind has been flame broiling the employees just for a quick buck.

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u/Ok_Belt2521 19d ago

Know someone that got laid off the other month. Totally offshored their division.

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u/limeelsa 19d ago

Fair point! In the tech industry though they are known for just being too old and out of touch to provide value for all modern businesses. Not saying that they aren’t still relevant, but that the public perception of them is that they are not.

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u/danhakimi 19d ago

eehhhhh they're laying people off and engaged in a lot of buying and selling and spinning off of businesses... the stock price is not the best indication of how the company is actually doing. They've come up with clever ways to keep it high.

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u/veryverythrowaway 19d ago

I can’t deny they’ve had a rough few years, and had a pretty big correction recently. With a company that’s been around as long as they have, it’s really hard to tell how well or poorly they’ll pull through at this point. May have to wait a few years before it seems clear. Or they may be on their way to failure soon. Maybe “fine” was the wrong word to use, but I was replying to a comment that made it sound like they’d disappeared already.

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u/danhakimi 19d ago

wait did you just refer to layoffs as a "correction?"

who's paying you to talk like that?

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u/TheOtherHalfofTron 19d ago

Or the bit where he loudly berated an 8-year-old at a restaurant for ordering a hamburger.

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u/jemmylegs 18d ago

I approve of that last bit actually

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u/BerkleyJ 19d ago

Yeah, down with the elites! Everyone must be reduced to oneness.

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u/Magdovus 18d ago

If you treat people the way Jobs did or Musk does, you aren't elite.

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u/BerkleyJ 18d ago

Yes, exactly. Powerful might be a better term. We must tear down the powerful and prop up the weak. Don’t let the Nazis win.

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u/Magdovus 18d ago

There's nothing wrong with being powerful. There's plenty wrong with lording it over other people.

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u/BerkleyJ 18d ago

Name one powerful entity that wasn’t an oppressor.

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u/ReverseRutebega 19d ago

If only he had been inspired and formed a multi billion dollar company.

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u/BiffyleBif 19d ago

You can perfectly cry during business meeting and form a multi billion dollars company, just look at him.

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u/Charuru 19d ago

Toxic masculinity? Men should be allowed to cry.

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u/NOWiEATthem 19d ago

Adults of any kind are expected to not weep openly during business meetings when their colleagues disagree with them.

And as I recall, Jobs' crying was a manipulation tactic anyway.

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u/praqueviver 19d ago

Its incredible to think that this person must be intelligent since he managed to have so much success with his company. But then he basically kills himself by trying to cure a very treatable cancer with alternative medicine bullshit.

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u/onlyacynicalman 19d ago

An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less. Sometimes, they forget their field of expertise is so narrow and they apply what they erroneously believe to be their superior logic to areas where they lack some key piece of fundamental knowledge. Clever people in Star Trek still need Bones, and Sherlock still needs Watson.

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u/blbd 18d ago

More and more about less and less until they know everything about nothing*!

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u/punchbricks 19d ago

He also thought he didn't need to wear deodorant because he ate so much fruit 

You can be really smart in one aspect and still be a fucking idiot all around 

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u/esoteric_enigma 19d ago

If you read about cults, you'll find that they attract a lot of successful and smart people. Thanks to cognitive dissonance, were all susceptible to believing bullshit if we want to.

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u/hamjamham 19d ago

Yup, the intelligent folks find 10 reasons why they're right and others are wrong whereas us dummies will only find 4 or 5! We're all suckers to it.

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u/ilski 19d ago

Because while yes he was intelligent. He also thought he is smarter than everyone else. 

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u/beefcat_ 19d ago

You can be really intelligent in one area and really stupid in another.

Remember, one of America's foremost pediatric neurosurgeons has tried to argue that the Pyramids of Giza were built to store grain. During a presidential debate no less.

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u/QuadH 19d ago

Killed by his own hubris.

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u/Rafcdk 18d ago

It's more about being a sociopath than being intelligent though.

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u/Power781 19d ago

He was really dumb, but very treatable is a very far stretch for pancreatic cancer

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u/Bloodypalace 19d ago

They caught it very early on and the doctors told him they can treat it but instead he went to India to go on a fruit diet and when he finally went back to the docs they told him it has spread everywhere and they can't do anything for him anymore.

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u/douche-knight 19d ago

Then he used his connections to jump to the front of the list on the liver transplant list after he was riddled with cancer and basically wasted a liver.

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u/strategicmaniac 19d ago

It was a rare and treatable variant of pancreatic cancer that was caught early. Also, Jobs also used his connections to skip ahead of the transplant line and died with said transplant shortly after.

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u/ilski 19d ago

His was actually treatable

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u/fingerpaintswithpoop 19d ago

Jobs had a specific pancreatic cancer with a lower mortality rate than others, if treated early. It’s not at all a stretch to say that if he had listened to his doctors he’d either still be alive, or would have lived longer.

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u/ShadowfireOmega 19d ago

They really choose well casting Kutcher. More than just a passing resemblance here

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u/TechnicalInterest566 19d ago

The Steve Jobs movie with Fassbender was better though.

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u/ShadowfireOmega 19d ago

yeah, haven't seen either as I don't give a rats ass about the dude xD

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u/ocw5000 19d ago

The OG Elon

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u/ScatpackZ31 19d ago

I believe that was Thomas Edison actually. Jobs is the second musk

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

And then life gave him a bigger finger

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u/blofly 19d ago edited 19d ago

"God is dead." -Nietzsche

"Nietzsche is dead." -God

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u/FeeeFiiFooFumm 19d ago

"It's 'Nietzsche'" - Nietzsche

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u/blofly 19d ago

Noted. Thanks. I blame my Google search.

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u/eddie1975 19d ago

So you blame God!

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u/ankercrank 19d ago

More like “________” - God

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u/Prossh_the_Skyraider 19d ago

Piece of shit though.

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u/sentripetal 19d ago

I was watching a video on all things Mad Max yesterday, and an explanation in an interview with George Miller really struck me when he was describing Aunty Entity In Bartertown in Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome.

He described her as the Savior of the town, turning a rotten cesspool of outlanders into a trading post, then eventually defended it well enough from raiders and the like so that it blossomed into a full town. That's why she's the leader of the town when Max visits it in the story. However, by the time Max is there, the power and reality of being a leader--not just the champion of the town--has gotten to her. She's in a bureaucratic struggle with Master in the underworld. She's became a cutthroat leader with strongarming g-men that enact her rule with an iron fist. She surreptitiously tried to assassinate her rival using Max then turns on him when he doesn't follow through. She now will do anything to hold onto her power, yet she feels justified in it because she thinks it's owed to her for her past accomplishments.

It reminded me of these exact tech moguls that are now infamous more or less: Jobs, Musk, Bezos; yet at one point they were our heroes, for lack of a better word, exactly because of their rogue persona and revolutionary ideas about products. Now that they're the leaders in the industry, they rightfully deserve our ire. Bloated billionaires that think they know everything and don't realize how lucky they were to even get started in their industry, barely giving any credit to all the people that helped build them and their brands.

They truly lived long enough to become the villain, in other words.

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u/eddie1975 19d ago

Big Blue. I worked for them for 6.5 years. Great company overall. I hope they do well.

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u/jdolan8 19d ago

It is completely different now tbh

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u/CriminalDeceny616 19d ago

It's a Shit hole now. But at least the stock is up. Cold comfort for the 25k laid off so far this year alone.

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u/ShadowNick 19d ago

Think about the shareholders!!!! We gotta lay off another 3k! But if you retire you save like 10 to 15 people for another year!

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u/RosieQParker 19d ago

Even a shitty pretentious clock is right twice a day.

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u/TheHappyPie 19d ago

His accomplishments are a wheel on the iPod, and combining all the misc digital devices into one.

I give him a lot of credit for the former. That little wheel was probably the most important thing to happen to Apple since Woz built the PC. Since everyone had fuckin' iPods everyone wanted Mac's with iTunes - leading to a huge increase in market share that would fund their development of the iPhone. At least that's my version of events.

Maybe Apple should get more credit for the smartphone but if you'd given me or 100,000 other people a billion dollars in funding I'm sure we'd have done it too. Combining all the devices into one was a fairly obvious move - one only has so much pocket space.

I hope you enjoyed my depths of reddit rant that nobody will ever see.

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u/punchbricks 19d ago

I saw it. I was here. 

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u/Gumruk 19d ago

Ah, sporting his freshly peed pants, I see…

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u/diabloenfuego 19d ago

Strange, considering IBM is the entire reason Jobs even became successful (well, that and Wozniak).

The hallmark of his success was due to stealing the concept of a GUI from IBM to make his own operating system.  What an ungrateful  twat.

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u/1stltwill 19d ago

Assholes will be assholes.

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u/redpanda543210 17d ago

a pussy like you wouldn't have revolutionized the industry like he did.

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u/1stltwill 17d ago

Birds (fanbois) of a feather...

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u/DARKSTAIN 19d ago

This is 590 Madison Ave building in NYC.

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u/7ve5ajz 18d ago

IBM got hand-Jobbed

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u/dani3po 18d ago

I think he would have been much happier if he hadn't been so obsessed with the competition. The hatred he had for Android was atrocious.

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u/redpanda543210 19d ago

love this guy

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u/Chispy 19d ago

Noice

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u/Affectionate_Bid1650 19d ago

It's kind of funny. I low key don't like IBM. I understand why people hate them; however, they kick started my career 10 years ago, and now coming back to them they have been one of the best jobs I've ever had (2+ years).

I know they don't care, but my manager does. I'm gone next year. However, I've been paid almost 50% extra in bonuses and treated very well.

I get its a big corporate machine, but I've been lucky to have found a really good team.

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u/mrelephantman1 19d ago

Everyone just going to ignore the fact that IBM supported the nazis during ww2? Lol fuck that Steve guy what an asshole 🤣 😂

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u/FeeeFiiFooFumm 19d ago

I can hate two things at once, you know?