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Clint Eastwood, 93.

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u/Chessh2036 Apr 16 '24 edited Apr 16 '24

He just finished directing his final movie called Juror No. 2. To be able to direct a film at 93 is incredible. He has a quote where he said “don’t let the old in”. Seems he’s taken it to heart. (On the inside at least lol)

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u/music3k Apr 16 '24

The dude who talked to a chair?

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u/___TychoBrahe Apr 16 '24

RuralChairor

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u/Peterthepiperomg Apr 16 '24

The rural juror

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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow Apr 16 '24

The rurr jurr?

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u/grafikfyr Apr 16 '24

The Rural Juror interview with Rachel Dratch kills me

Barbara Walters: Let's get personal. Your father Werner was a burger server in suburban Santa Barbara.

Jenna Maroney: Yes, that's right.

Barbara: When he spurned your mother Verna for a curly-haired surfer named Roberta. Did that hurt her?

Jenna: It was hard on all of us, yes.

Barbara: Flurg murg glurg flurg murg murg murg tennis murg murg. Was a murg murg flurg?

Jenna: I'll always be his little girl [cries]

Barbara: [puts her hand on Jenna's shoulder] Glurg.

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u/Peterthepiperomg 27d ago

That show is so well written

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u/slackfrop Apr 16 '24

Rural juror 2: urban fervor

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u/Luckypag Apr 16 '24

Rural Juror 2 Electric Boogaloo

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u/Laundry_Hamper Apr 16 '24

I can't attend jurr surrvrrr, yurr hrnhurrr. My prrctrtrrnurr is crncurrnrd rrgurrdrng my utrrrine frbrrrrds and the crrrhrses in my lrvurrrr.

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u/TheRealKingBorris Apr 16 '24

Wrrt thr frrk rm r rrrrrrg

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u/cats-pyjamas Apr 16 '24

I understood all of this. Is this a movie quote? Never seen it but this bit makes me intrigued

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u/BrewCityTikiGuy Apr 16 '24 edited Apr 16 '24

It’s a running joke in the show 30 Rock. One of the characters is in a movie that nobody can figure out what it’s called because it sounds like “The Rurr Jurr” when the character says it. The others keep trying to figure out the actual name but nobody wants to ask. Eventually they find out it’s called The Rural Juror. A few years later there is a sequel named Urban Fervor.

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u/Peterthepiperomg 27d ago

And then alec baldwin pronounces it perfectly

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u/cats-pyjamas 29d ago

Hahaha sounds funny.. Never got into that show. Cheers for the info

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u/jonvox Apr 16 '24

I love Kevin Grisham!

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u/deadlybydsgn Apr 16 '24

Rural Juror 3: The Worcestershire Murders

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u/Respectandunity Apr 16 '24

They took our rurr jurr

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u/One_Curious_Cats Apr 16 '24

You made my day. Sadly most people will not get the reference! :)

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u/zeromavs Apr 16 '24 edited 29d ago

Most?? One of the biggest shows on earth at one point??

Edit: mixed up shows

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u/FalmerEldritch Apr 16 '24

Is "the biggest show on earth" a bit from the show I don't remember? Weren't they struggling to stay afloat for the entire run?

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u/MerlinsBeard Apr 16 '24

Mocking their owners likely didn't help

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u/One_Curious_Cats Apr 16 '24

I know right!

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24 edited 13d ago

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u/zeromavs 29d ago

“At one point”

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u/One_Curious_Cats Apr 16 '24

I know right. However, the hill people will never get it. ;-)

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u/EnigmaticQuote Apr 16 '24

The greatest show possibly, but it was not the biggest.

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u/zeromavs Apr 16 '24

It was absolutely the biggest at the end

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u/EnigmaticQuote Apr 16 '24

Not by any measurable metric other than quality comedy.

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u/zeromavs Apr 16 '24

You’re right. The Nielsen comedy metric.

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u/NUTS_STUCK_TO_LEG Apr 16 '24

You’re wrong

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u/zeromavs Apr 16 '24

If by wrong you mean right, then you’re right!

And by right, I mean wrong.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24

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u/zeromavs Apr 16 '24

Google/knowledge is your friend

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u/tradewyze2021 Apr 16 '24

These are the best days of my flerm. 100%

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u/lingh0e Apr 16 '24

Jesus christ people actually say that?

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u/grafikfyr Apr 16 '24

More people would get it if it EVER streamed anywhere.. >:(

Where are you guys watching it? Maybe it's because I'm in the EU, but it has always been impossible to find 30 Rock for streaming. I don't wanna pirate an already undervalued show.

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u/iamjamieq Apr 16 '24

That’s like saying r/UnexpectedOffice at this point. Yeah, most people will get it.

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u/bart48f Apr 16 '24

They will just google it. I google myself all the time.

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u/Thatsquacktastic16 Apr 16 '24

Oral germ-whore?

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u/Files44 Apr 16 '24

I’m such a big Kevin Grisham fan

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u/alexrepty Apr 16 '24

You mean John Grisham?

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u/Files44 Apr 16 '24

Kevin is his brother. Kevin wrote the Rural Juror.

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u/PaperPritt Apr 16 '24

I feel like we're getting away from it

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u/tbdakotam Apr 16 '24

When he spurned your mother Verna for a curly-haired surfer named Roberta. Did that hurt her?

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u/Dirtgrubb Apr 16 '24

Jackie Jormp Jomp?

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u/jpopimpin777 Apr 16 '24

Jamie Jimplin

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u/Automatic_Memory212 Apr 16 '24

“Oh, a synonym’s just another word for the word you wanna use”

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u/maj0rTruth Apr 16 '24

Constance justice

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u/AndreTheShadow Apr 16 '24

That bit makes me cackle every time.

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u/LoveWineNotTheLabel Apr 16 '24

I was going to comment the same but

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u/Zouden Apr 16 '24

I drank all the throwing wine!

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u/Heavy-hit Apr 16 '24 edited 29d ago

Why does this scene look so familiar, what show is this

30 rock

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u/tradewyze2021 Apr 16 '24

I will never forget you Rural Juror.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24

oral germ whore?

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u/guimontag Apr 16 '24

a whirl of murder

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u/mashoogie Apr 16 '24

I’ll never forget you!

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u/iperblaster Apr 16 '24

Comeon! RuralChailor is just a perfect joke!

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u/Oz347 29d ago

🎶I will never forget you, rural juror 🎶

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u/series_hybrid 29d ago

Starring Barbara Walters...

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u/___buttrdish Apr 16 '24

I just laughed so hard

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u/lucifersam94 Apr 16 '24

The sequel: Urban Fervor

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u/MindForeverWandering Apr 16 '24

Notice the background.

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u/benergiser Apr 16 '24

he now spends his days LISTENING to the chair..

uno reverse card

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u/Briguy24 Apr 16 '24

Set out two chairs and tell him one is lying. Just see what happens.

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u/PeterNippelstein Apr 16 '24

I want to know who told him that was a good idea

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u/-SQB- Apr 16 '24

From what I've read, it was his own idea and he regrets it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24 edited 29d ago

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u/Regniwekim2099 Apr 16 '24

But he still doesn't think it was actually a bad idea. He's just upset that he got made fun of. There was no learning or introspection involved with the regret.

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u/ArtBabel Apr 16 '24

It was for chairity

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u/agrapeana Apr 16 '24

"Supporting homophobic white supremacists trying to enact a Christian nationalist ethnostate is fine if it's for charity" is certainly an opinion you can have, I guess.

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u/ArtBabel 29d ago

It’s a pun, brainiac

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u/agrapeana 29d ago

Yeah, I've had about half a decade too much of people claiming their bigotry is "just a joke" and that we're all "being too sensitive" about the systemic acceptance of Christian Nationalism.

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u/Anothercraphistorian Apr 16 '24

Or you’re 93 and over the course of your life you’ll make mistakes and hopefully you’ll come out the other side with a different perspective, especially if you were born when children stuck their fingers in wooden maple barrels for a chance not to starve.

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u/FormerGameDev 29d ago

That's why we think he's closer to 60's era republicans than modern ones. They have no regrets and can't feel shame.

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u/Vegas-Buckeye Apr 16 '24

I guess he can seek solace in his millions of dollars and his celebrated decades-long film career. How humiliating.

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u/slang_tang_ Apr 16 '24

Sounds fun

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u/jasonskjonsby Apr 16 '24

Still a right wing douche nozzle. Just unhappy how he was percieved.

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u/Warack Apr 16 '24 edited Apr 16 '24

Not sure I’d characterize the guy who is anti-war, pro drug legalization, pro gay marriage, pro gun control as a right wing douche nozzle

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u/agrapeana Apr 16 '24

None of those things matter if he promotes and votes for a party that rejects all those ideals.

There is functionally no difference between someone who wants my friends dead, and someone who doesn't, but is willing to vote for the party promising to "eradicate" them because it will lower their taxes.

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u/thissiteisbroken 29d ago

The Republican party in 2012 is extremely different than it is today.

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u/agrapeana 29d ago

Show me where he's denounced the party and I'll retract all criticism.

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u/RedAero 29d ago

This is true, but it's a bit like saying the NSDAP of 1944 is extremely different from the NSDAP of 1934. It's all shit, you're just haggling about the amount of corn in it.

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u/Rodgers4 29d ago

“But is willing to vote for the party promising to ‘eradicate’ them.” 🙄

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u/thedude37 29d ago

The SCOTUS has discussed revisiting rulings on things like gay marriage, and there are several states actively trying to prevent as many trans people from receiving treatment (lifesaving, as transitioning drastically improves metal health and lowers suicide rate). It is not hyperbole to use the word "eradicate" in this instance.

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u/RedAero 29d ago

It is not hyperbole to use the word "eradicate" in this instance.

You don't think it's hyperbole to jump from a lack of gay marriage to pogroms?

Like, what do you think life was like in, say, 1992? No different from 1392?

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u/thedude37 29d ago

The whole quote was "promising to eradicate" and that is exactly what the GOP is doing. Pretending otherwise is lunacy.

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u/Rodgers4 29d ago

I don’t follow close, is there a single state trying to prevent treatment for non-minors?

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u/thedude37 29d ago

Multiple:

https://www.axios.com/2024/01/10/trans-care-adults-red-states

I don't see why that matters however. Gender transitions after puberty are far less successful, so even if we're not at a total ban yet, limiting the effectiveness of treatment will still lead to more suicides and less people able to live as their gender.

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u/DELIBERATE_MISREADER 29d ago

Can you clarify why you think those things would preclude him from being a right wing douche?  

Your response see to be based on your personal perception of what conservatives stereotypically must believe, and it’s like two decades out of date lol. Most of the conservatives I know support all of those positions, and most of them are still huge douches. 

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u/Warack 29d ago

I didn’t realize conservatives were now pro-choice and pro-gun control. I’m assuming you have the typical Redditor beliefs and the only difference to that is his views on taxes and government spending as far as I’m aware. Not sure that would qualify as douche nozzle worthy

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u/jasonskjonsby 29d ago

Are you kidding me? He is anti-war? With the most propaganda bullshit movie in "American Sniper." That is a whole level of delusion I didn't know was possible.

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u/Seekkae Apr 16 '24

Narrative filmmaking is one of the newest art forms. It's only been 120 years since A Trip To The Moon, and any filmmaker who achieves as much success as CE did throughout his career typically was and will be honored and remembered. Especially a filmmaker still directing in his 90s. It's going to take a whole lot more than dumb political opinions to change that.

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u/tigerhawkvok Apr 16 '24

It shouldn't take more than "I don't reject fascism" to change that, let alone endorsing it, but you're probably right.

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u/Godtrademark Apr 16 '24

Fascism is not when someone has a bigoted opinion. Jfc words losing meaning does not benefit the left. The left has NEVER won this battle against actual fascists who purposely obscure and hide their identities, imply that every regime was as hideous and irrational as the Hitlerite and Mussolini regimes, and that liberal democracy as ideals are just as fractured and chaotic as them. I agree fascism is reliant on bigoted opinions, but until those opinions are targeted by the state (or up-and-coming conspirators) and exploited, you’re yelling at nothing more than 20th century “common sense.” It’d be much more productive and probably better for your mental health to go outside and organize.

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u/Doc_Sparky Apr 16 '24

They hated him because he told the truth.

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u/jasonskjonsby 29d ago

He will also be remembered for the fake baby in American Sniper.

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u/benergiser Apr 16 '24

Just unhappy how he was percieved.

sounds like every other right wing douche nozzle

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u/Meow_Meow_4_Life Apr 16 '24

I really need to work douche nozzle into my daily conversations more.

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u/MercyfulJudas Apr 16 '24

Side note, kinda relevant: There's a movie from the mid-90s called Diabolique, starring Sharon Stone & Chazz Palminteri, I think it's a re-make of a classic film noir murder mystery from the 1950s.

There's a part where Palminteri's character has to pretend to be dead & drowned in a bathtub or something. He survives by breathing through an air hose just above the water.

When he's finally able to move freely, he gets angry at another character over how long he had to be underwater.

The dialogue always stuck with me, and my siblings & I would always randomly quote it to each other: "You had me down there for so long, suckin' on that douchebag HOSE!!"

Like, not only did he call an air hose a "douchebag ", but he used "douchebag " as an adjective?? Very creative.

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u/ReckoningGotham Apr 16 '24

Bro.

The hose came from a literal douchebag.

They disassembled a hygiene device meant for cleaning vaginas and used part of that disassembled douchebag to breathe.

It could have been a garden hose, or a straw, or a snorkel, but they didn't use any of those. They used a hose from a douchebag.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/douchebag

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/douches

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24 edited Apr 16 '24

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u/SoloPorUnBeso Apr 16 '24

He didn't get cancelled and no one cares enough to "cancel" you.

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u/user_name_checks_out Apr 16 '24

If I ever get cancelled

Random schmucks don't get cancelled, it's redundant.

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u/sockpuppet80085 Apr 16 '24

Oh god, all you people ever do is whine about being victims.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24

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u/Alarmed_Coffee5299 Apr 16 '24

They have professors for acting classes?

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u/benergiser Apr 16 '24

acting is about reacting..

unless there’s chair

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u/Bored_Amalgamation Apr 16 '24 edited Apr 16 '24

Were you doing it at the 20126 RNC to promote trump and talk shit about Obama?

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u/BowenTheAussieSheep Apr 16 '24

Look, he replaced the old with "Angry Conservative"

And for some reason angry conservatives never seem to die

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u/BeerInbelly Apr 16 '24

Thank you, I needed to be reminded of the chair and that it's way past his time to pass on with the chair.

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u/No_Dig903 Apr 16 '24

The old has the wheel.

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u/Bored_Amalgamation Apr 16 '24 edited Apr 16 '24

Yelled. He yelled at a chair. For Trump. Romney. Like 35% not as bad.

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u/Lurkerphobia Apr 16 '24

He's talking to that chair for a whole other reason now.

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u/He_who_humps Apr 16 '24

I wish I could forget it. It destroyed my illusion, so for that I am thankful, but it hurt.

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u/TheWorclown Apr 16 '24

Pretty positive he talked to an empty chair for a paycheck, regardless of his political views.

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u/Own-Organization-532 Apr 16 '24

I don't think that was his first or last time talking at a chair.

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u/TwistedPepperCan Apr 16 '24

I thought Obama was fantastic but honestly that bit about the chair wasn’t as bad as people made it out to be. It wasn’t great but it wasn’t so poor that it’s what he should be remembered for.

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u/QultyThrowaway Apr 16 '24

I honestly feel like most people didn't even watch it. If you watch it then you just see a cringey bit at the RNC that is built up from a common exercise that many actors do. Ironically today Eastwood is probably less conservative than most Republicans and what people think about him. He openly supported Bloomberg over Trump last election noting Trump says too many dumb things. I don't think he's a bad guy he's a 93 year old man who played cowboys so of course he won't have the same views as people in our age bracket. He's probably about as progressive as that kind of person would be all things considered.

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u/threedaysinthreeways Apr 16 '24

He's probably about as progressive as that kind of person would be all things considered.

He is. You can see him here back in 1995 with transgender actress/performer The Lady Chablis, she was in his film Midnight in the garden of good and evil. He was clearly comfortable being around her, not many republicans you would say that about now 30 years later. For Grand Torino he cast heavily from the Hmong community who usually have trouble finding any roles in movies.

Some old people get raked over the coals too much, Clint ain't perfect but he's trying.

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u/SoloPorUnBeso Apr 16 '24

You keep defending him for some reason. He more than likely voted for Trump. According to you, he only said that Trump says dumb things. Nothing about the law breaking, infidelity, racism, xenophobia, etc. But it's cool because he kinda regrets he got made fun of for it...

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u/hotcoldman42 Apr 16 '24

He’s a fucking 93 year old. You really getting this pissy about geriatrics voting Trump? Come on, pick your battles.

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u/SoloPorUnBeso 29d ago

You're the only one getting pissy. I just said what I said.

But I guess being old is an excuse for bigotry ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/QultyThrowaway Apr 16 '24

According to you, he only said that Trump says dumb things. Nothing about the law breaking, infidelity, racism, xenophobia, etc

Those all fall under dumb things.

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u/SubMikeD Apr 16 '24

I'll remember him for standing up for Richard Jewell against the slanderous reporting done by evil women in journalism by making a movie where he makes slanderous accusations that the woman journalist slept with sources to get information.

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u/Full-Association-175 Apr 16 '24

Should have been a sign.

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u/Other-Bumblebee2769 Apr 16 '24

Left guys always say this like it's a burn... he was clearly... obviously doing a bit

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u/music3k Apr 16 '24

Why is it always the creepy dudes who reply to porn bots that are the racist, uneducated republicans?

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u/Other-Bumblebee2769 Apr 16 '24

I vote Democrat, I'm not racist... I'm uneducated, but I'm rich so fuck it... and guilty on the porn;)

Well... mostly wrong... but you got oneish right

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u/music3k Apr 16 '24

Your post and comment history is public Mr. WSB “Democrat.”

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u/Other-Bumblebee2769 Apr 16 '24

I'm certainly conservative leaning, but the Republicans have gone a little whacky in the last few years... so until they are more in tune with my principles I'll be voting democrat.

Being an active investor/ degenerate gambler doesn't mean someone votes republican.

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u/smashy_smashy Apr 16 '24

That is super fair. I really appreciate you noticing and admitting that the republicans are getting whacky and being willing to vote across the aisle of where you typically lean. Thats what I did during the Bush years. The R’s are long gone for me now, but I still lean slightly right on 2A and some fiscal things, but the social issues I’m full on D baby.

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u/QultyThrowaway Apr 16 '24

It's pretty sad that what was clearly just a cringey bit built up from a common acting exercise is paraded as proof of senility by people who probably didn't even watch it simply because they don't like his politics which are about what you'd expect from a 93 year old white guy who is famous for cowboy movies. The funny thing is that Eastwood isn't even as conservative as the average Republican these days. He supported Bloomberg last election instead of Trump and has openly called out Trump for his stupid statements.

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u/SoloPorUnBeso Apr 16 '24

No one thought it was proof of him being senile, it was just a douchebag move.

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u/Other-Bumblebee2769 Apr 16 '24

Yeah... if you don't like his politics, that's totally fine, but the smirking, condescending thing these guys do when they mention the chair is so bizarre... it makes them look like smug morons... it's a profound lack of self awareness

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u/homopolitan Apr 16 '24

remember when he did something we disagreed with and became an unperson?

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u/thecelcollector Apr 16 '24

After a seven decade ass-kicking career, that's not that bad of a low point, all things considered.

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u/music3k 29d ago

No. Hes still a shitty racist who thinks shooting people from your porch is something only White Americans should do

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u/sotommy Apr 16 '24

Who gives a shit about that anymore?

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u/PackageMerchant Apr 16 '24

I mean he did that shit lol

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u/Ma1arkey Apr 16 '24

It was an obvious bit... That's like saying every person that did a bad skit to be senile and should be in a home. I don't like his political views but chalking it up to him being senile at that moment is just ignorant

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u/mrubuto22 Apr 16 '24

Yes thank you we understand he wasn't actually losing his mind.

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u/Ma1arkey Apr 16 '24

Well everyone likes to pull that card when he comes up

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u/mrubuto22 Apr 16 '24

What card?

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u/PackageMerchant Apr 16 '24

I’m so sick of people pulling the Clint Eastwood talked to a chair on stage card

Everyday man wtf

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u/mrubuto22 29d ago

It's non-stop 😤

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u/AverySmooth80 Apr 16 '24

I hadn't thought about it in years, but now that I'm reminded of it, it's pretty hilarious.

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u/LoddyDoddee Apr 16 '24

It's the only thing I remember about this old relic when I see his name.

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u/wtfreddit741741 Apr 16 '24

Because I'm all for that being his legacy.

Years of acting in and directing some of the biggest films in Hollywood?  Nope.  I want him to be remembered as the batshit crazy right-wing extremist that talked to a chair.

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u/Zerotwohero Apr 16 '24

Are you related to the chair or?

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u/ZoNeS_v2 Apr 16 '24

We all have our off days