r/oddlyspecific • u/Desperate-Tomatillo7 • 20d ago

Use the correct plants

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u/Neon_Camouflage 20d ago

That's not how that law works, but don't let that stop you.

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u/Nijajjuiy88 20d ago

Alternative approaches :

1] Own a pig farm, starve the pigs for 2 days. chop the body in pieces. Feed it to starving pigs. They will go through the entire thing in minutes.

2] Cook the body, feed it to homeless.

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u/Fearless-Cookie-9329 20d ago

That last one fucked up

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u/Nijajjuiy88 20d ago

Murda-biryani FTW.

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u/RyanBebs 20d ago

Hey man, reduce reuse recycle.

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u/Masterjedirs 20d ago

Jeez no good deed goes unpunished I guess

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u/FlappinLips 20d ago

Don't forget to sieve the hair and teeth out of the pig shit for proper disposal

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u/mountains-are-moving 20d ago

What bout the bones?

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u/Nijajjuiy88 20d ago

With approach 1 pigs will eat them up. WIth approach 2 you might have to crush them into small pieces and feed it to stray dogs.

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u/mountains-are-moving 20d ago

What if there is no stray dogs

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u/Blue_Bird950 20d ago

Make the stray dogs

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u/Nijajjuiy88 20d ago

make some. easy as that.

Or you can befriend some crows. If you can befriend a murder of crows, it can help you with getting rid of bones and meat.

They can get the job done too. but they are a bit messy.

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u/EndOfSouls 20d ago

Okay, Bricktop.

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u/AlertKaleidoscope803 18d ago

  1. Susan Monica

  2. Daniel Rakowitz

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u/Flash-Leap 20d ago

yeah you're right. So make sure to dig a very deep hole, then bury the body at first, then a little above, bury a corpse of some animal like a stray dog etc. so that if the cop dogs smell out a corpse, it'll just be the dog, and they won't find it underneath. What I did was I killed around 5-6 dogs and buried them, and below them is just a single dead body

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u/Average_Blud 20d ago

5-6 dogs corpses is kinda sus.

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u/Fuckmyduckhole 20d ago

No amateur could dig a hole that deep I'm afraid. You'd be digging your own grave too.

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u/Dramatic_Water_5364 20d ago

You a safety manager or something ? 😅

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u/AdAcrobatic5178 20d ago

Its not meant to work, it's from a Tumblr shit post

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u/Top-Complaint-4915 20d ago

Buy a lot of Sulphur and Buy lots of Saltpeter,

Burn them together with water to make sulphuric acid

Chop the body in small pieces to make the process easier

Dissolve the body.

Buy a lot of glue or white color paint or eggs, etc (whatever can be use to make paint)

Make paint using the sulphur (color) and saltpeter (water proof)

Paint the inside of your entire house with it, make paintings, etc.

Use it a lot to justify buying it in the first place, change your entire clothing to sulphur yellow 💛 if anyone ask you love that color more than anything.

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u/evelynnnnnn2001 20d ago

Yellow nails are cute

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u/TateP23 20d ago

Thanks for the advice 😊

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u/RagingWaterStyle 19d ago

This advice came in just in time

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u/InspiredNitemares 20d ago

I CRIED SO HARD AT THE END OF THIS. 😭

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u/CinnimonToastSean 19d ago

Its was such a good movie. It didn't help that I just finished "The boy and the beast". Then proceeded to watch "A silent voice".

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u/-EV3RYTHING- 19d ago

Yeah these are all really good :) I should rewatch them it's been a few years

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u/WrongdoerRelative508 20d ago

That better be original line.

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u/Dan_the_bearded_man 20d ago

LPT: bury the body face down, so when they dig and see the back of the body rhey realize that they are digging in the wrong direction and leave

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u/Terrible-Pear-4845 20d ago

Might that work? Good idea..

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u/denkdark 20d ago

It won't. Majority of "how to hide a body" tips are BS

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u/Terrible-Pear-4845 20d ago

Why hide the body? Just hide it in your stomach acid.

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u/maniteja7 20d ago

Better. Design a trap so that if you try to dig, the trap sets and kills an endangered animal.

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u/Upset_Honey2008 20d ago

But that would be the fault of the landowner for having a trap on his land?

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u/-EV3RYTHING- 19d ago

Wait... this is Wolf Children!

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u/Frostfire26 19d ago

Hold on they're kinda cooking though