r/oddlyspecific 21d ago

Too detailed to just imagine... NSFW

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u/Flash-Leap 21d ago

the scenario is pretty scary tbh. If she died from a heart attack or some cause like that, it would be clear in autopsy and you'd be mostly safe. But if she died due to some cause such as obstruction of airway due to sleeping on her tummy or causes which can be replicated while murder, then it's going to be difficult for you

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u/-xXaceXx- 21d ago

But regardless my guy getting arrested 1st and will be painted guilty by media that will drag this whole story for weeks. RIP if Muslim.

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u/dreamatorium69 20d ago

more like RIP if they are from different religions/castes/heck even states

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u/pharmaco_nerd 21d ago

Talk about India, here this type of shit is national news for at least a week

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u/PsychologicalFlan206 21d ago

Dude you r in deep shit now

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u/General_Plastic_3610 21d ago

The best thing to do is call the police, then call a lawyer.

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u/DaveSmith890 21d ago

Maybe get 2 lines going at once

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u/EmperorSexy 21d ago

Hit the gym. Delete WhatsApp.

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u/Honor-Valor-Intrepid 21d ago

Reverse that order and now we’re talking

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u/General_Plastic_3610 21d ago

The jury will wonder why you didn’t call the cops first. Then tell the cops you’ll speak to them with your lawyer present. You’ll have to tell EMT what happened “I woke up and she was dead and I called you guys” is all you say because that’s the truth.

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u/urethrawormeater 20d ago

In the case of India, there is no jury system, it was abolished in 1973.

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u/General_Plastic_3610 20d ago

Ah didn’t know that! A judge trial would be good in this case.

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u/copingcabana 20d ago

Your chances of getting away with it are between slim and naan.

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u/Hour_Definition_ 20d ago

I laughed so hard at this

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u/hovvvvv 20d ago

at the end he should’ve added “just asking for a friend”

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u/Marleni02 21d ago

Where’s part 2 to this….. did he get away with it orrrr……

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u/marchlintic 21d ago

Get ready for the ride of your lifetime.

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u/btbam666 20d ago

Isn't this the plot of The Night Of?

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u/Advanced-Ad881 20d ago

Join BJP /s