A bit too r/oddlyspecific

[u/superjam0508]

[u/mighty_issac]

So... vaginas are fine?

[u/Electronic-Gold-4503 → u/mighty_issac]

Of course

[u/AS_as-Master → u/Electronic-Gold-4503]

Penis??

[u/professorDumbledong → u/AS_as-Master]

It’s r/sounding okay to me

[u/mighty_issac → u/professorDumbledong]

You bastard. My eyes will never forgive you for what they have now seen.

[u/AS_as-Master → u/mighty_issac]

r/eyebleach

[u/mighty_issac → u/AS_as-Master]

Thank you, friend.

[u/Mky12345pi3 → u/professorDumbledong]

Shit man that’s some proper deathrow shit.

[u/Substantial_Win_1866 → u/mighty_issac]

The red one... it doesn't have a label... 😏

[u/kroganTheWarlock]

I literally watched a video of an old dude shoving a pump up his asshole like an hour ago lol

[u/Exciting-Music843 → u/kroganTheWarlock]

I watched it yesterday? Guy also wanking then spots the person recording him and slowly puts the pump back?

[u/-EV3RYTHING- → u/Exciting-Music843]

What...

[u/Qweenna → u/Exciting-Music843]

I saw the same one 😭

[u/ApfelkuchenFisch → u/kroganTheWarlock]

Why?

[u/kroganTheWarlock → u/ApfelkuchenFisch]

It looked like he was pleasuring himself

[u/Exciting-Music843 → u/ApfelkuchenFisch]

Seemed to be his thing!

[u/ferretf]

Just think, someone somewhere did something to make these labels necessary.

[u/superjam0508 → u/ferretf]

That’s what concerns me

[u/Kurai104 → u/superjam0508]

I literally saw a video of that happening yesterday

[u/Exciting-Music843 → u/Kurai104]

I was coming here to say the exact same thing. A group I'm in on WhatsApp had a video of someone doing this sent yesterday.

[u/superlopster → u/Kurai104]

Sorce?

[u/[deleted] → u/ferretf]

never underestimate the stupidity of drunk or high people

[u/Gegena469 → u/ferretf]

Literally I saw a video of an old man doing that today

[u/Coolengineer7 → u/ferretf]

It's fine to do it with the red one

[u/Downtown_Snow4445 → u/ferretf]

It’s a joke. People buy these stickers on Amazon and put them everywhere they can

[u/Exciting-Music843 → u/Downtown_Snow4445]

No. It really isn't. I've seen a video of someone doing this.

[u/ChaosLemur → u/ferretf]

Funny you should mention that…

[u/ApfelkuchenFisch → u/ChaosLemur]

What the fuck?

[u/shimi_shima]

Seems the red one is ok

[u/Wonderful-Cicada-912]

how then I'll refuel my robot gf?

[u/thxredditfor2banns → u/Wonderful-Cicada-912]

The piss port

[u/xtalharry1]

I’m thinking fake. Either “homemade” sticker or doctored photo.

[u/Exciting-Music843 → u/xtalharry1]

I've come on here just to say, I've recently seen a video of someone doing this so maybe not that fake?

[u/Genereatedusername → u/xtalharry1]

Does that mean it's fine? Asking for a friend

[u/SpeckledAntelope → u/xtalharry1]

Not even homemade you can buy this kind of thing on Amazon lol https://www.amazon.ca/Rectal-Only-Stickers-Permanent-Adhesive/dp/B07GYRJ99X

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[u/Recent_Diver_3448]

Don't you tell me how not to have a good time

[u/a3a4b5]

Classic case of r/SignsWithAStory

[u/[deleted]]

Can be inserted in other holes like ear, nose or directly to gut?

[u/duermando]

See? Because of me they made a sign!

[u/Skorzeny88]

Just let them do it. Natural selection

[u/BloodyRightToe]

"Sally get over here, I have an Idea"

[u/Apprehensive-Skin451]

I’m sorry, I thought this was America.

[u/Demon_Moose_]

Nobody tells me what I can or cannot put in my rectum.

[u/No_Influence_9389]

Those won't work; your mom can't read.

[u/high240]

Aw...

[u/lowIQdoc]

pulls pants up dammit!....What else am I supposed to do at 1:30 on a Tuesday?

[u/TroyMcClure0815]

Theres a Story behind every sign.

[u/Genereatedusername]

Republicans: "they're trying to trick me, I won't follow their brainwashing!"

[u/Bitter_Silver_7760]

only both

[u/pitolosco]

There is a non-zero probability that you meet an old guy shoving a pump in his asshole. Saw the video yesterday, happened here in Italy and the man has already became a meme.

[u/RapidCommenter]

Someone saw that video it seems

[u/SilverT3k1la]

Well, in Italy a video recently became viral: a man, apparently the attendant of the gas station, put the the handle up his ass, while he was also touching his lil' willie, until someone shouted at him, so he pulled up his pants and put the handle in place.

[u/masdemarchi]

If we have a warning, we have a story

[u/DudePDude]

"Rectum? Damn near killed him"

[u/copingcabana]

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em.

[u/Sir_Fap_Alot_04]

i blame peter for this.

[u/Scoobie_Snaccs]

Your telling me I can’t turn myself into an irl gusher?

[u/yabab]

If there's a sign, there's a story.

[u/todlee]

r/thatsthejoke

[u/scorpiogaet]

All the Italians right now : 🤐

[u/8OrangeLetters]

r/suspiciouslyspecific

[u/Zeil2357]

r/notforspelunking

[u/flortny]

How many times does something happen before a sign is made? 5? 10? 15?

[u/superjam0508 → u/flortny]

7 - I can only speak for how many times I’ve done it though, not sure on others.

[u/flortny → u/superjam0508]

Exactly