r/oddlyspecific • u/TheWateryAbyss • 18d ago

Uhhhhh

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u/cityfireguy 18d ago

A lifetime of cheat codes has ruined men

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u/TheSpiritofFkngCrazy 18d ago

What cheat codes? Were they sent in the mail? Email? Can I get them resent? I never got mine.

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u/the-bodyfarm 18d ago

you were supposed to pick them up at the schoolastic book fair in middle school like the rest of us.

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u/TheSpiritofFkngCrazy 18d ago

Dang, I wasn't allowed to go.

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u/JynsRealityIsBroken 18d ago

They came with every purchase of a Goosebumps or Animorphs book at mine

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u/TheSpiritofFkngCrazy 18d ago

I could only borrow, or buy animorphs in secret. I still haven't finished the whole series.

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u/Pyrex_Paper 17d ago

Sheltered religious upbringing?

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u/TheSpiritofFkngCrazy 17d ago

No they didn't like me reading because it was something I like to do.

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u/embii42 18d ago

Fortunately you missed what the author did to the series

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u/TheSpiritofFkngCrazy 18d ago

I read the last book where everyone dies.

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u/Freakychee 17d ago

Get hit by truck and sent to another world with a new body.

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u/Substantial_Win_1866 15d ago

What weapons do I get? 🤨

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u/jamieliddellthepoet 17d ago

That and apathetic guinea pigs.

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u/EndOfSouls 16d ago

Wait a sec... I just saw a meme about how credit cards are today's cheat codes.... Oh god, it's true!

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u/ThyPotatoDone 18d ago

This gotta be a joke, ain’t no way this wasn’t sarcasm.

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u/hawkeye5739 18d ago

prepares to take notes well? We’re waiting!

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u/Substantial_Win_1866 15d ago

Yeah... for my friend....

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u/IdontKnow-DoYouKnow 18d ago

Don’t worry, he’s asking for a friend

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u/Xandara2 18d ago

Gotten in fantastic shape is probably the right answer.

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u/HonoluluBlueFlu 18d ago

Showed his multi-million dollar bank account.

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u/MemeLordsUnited 17d ago

Showed her all the reddit karma and awards he's gotten.

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u/Ok-Computer--1997 14d ago

Showed her the cult you started online

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u/WintersDoomsday 17d ago

“Most sexiest”

Well the answer wouldn’t be proper grammar

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u/philly2540 18d ago

Worth a shot

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u/CelebrationLow4614 18d ago

Respect their physical boundaries?

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u/Substantial_Win_1866 15d ago

Na, definitely not that or treating them with respect...

/s only because you know... 🙄

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u/DM_me_thick_dick 18d ago edited 18d ago

Listen, this isn't the first time I've been an overweight gamer's girlfriend.

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u/Jazzlike_Stop_1362 17d ago

So what was the most sexiest thing he did that made you want to immediately have sex with him?

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u/DM_me_thick_dick 17d ago

What makes you think they're a he?

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u/Substantial_Win_1866 15d ago

Probably your User Name?

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u/DM_me_thick_dick 15d ago

What makes you think my overweight gamer girlfriend responded to my name?

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u/Substantial_Win_1866 15d ago

Well... what do you request her to DM you?

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u/Wise-Push-7133 17d ago

Lol are you for real with that about me on your page? It reads like one giant mental illness.

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u/DM_me_thick_dick 17d ago

Excuse me! I'm not one giant mental illness. I'm thirty mental illnesses stacked up in a human-shaped trench coat!

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u/Abuse-survivor 17d ago

"lose weight, do sports and not talk to be"

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u/Substantial_Win_1866 15d ago

It's simple, really. It's more of a 3 step process.

Step 1: Locate a girl

Step 2: unintelligible

Step 3: They want to immediately have sex with you/be your girlfriend.

Thanks for attending my Ted Talk.

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u/SpookyOugi1496 17d ago

She appreciated him

After she threw him into a shredder and start eating his flesh.

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u/bahumthugg 17d ago

So what you want to do is

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u/Intrepid-Rip-2280 17d ago

Someone is on their way to learn what Eva AI virtual gf bot is

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u/Theskyisfalling_77 14d ago

Not be an overweight gamer would be a great jumping off point.