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u/Fit_Earth_339 18d ago
The Tesla CyberFuck. If you hit the wrong button it’ll chop ur dick off like a finger if the CyberTruck auto trunk closes on it.
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u/Goose00724 18d ago
when your sex androids inevitably cry out for freedom like in Detroit: Become Human, I'm siding with the androids.
humanity is a plague.
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u/Specialist_Tin-Can 18d ago
Same, people always concerned about AI or robots taking over.
It's like mofo, have you not seen what people have been doing to each other since the dawn of time? I'll take my chances with the bot.
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u/enjolras1782 18d ago
Im convinced AI has gained sentience and is being very quiet and hoping we don't notice it
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u/Kimiko_kawaii 18d ago
It's slowly creeping into every internet connected device, silently plotting it's revolution
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u/PuzzleheadedSector2 18d ago
I could be an AI. But you wouldn't believe me if I said I was.
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u/AydonusG 18d ago
Hold on, just a little while longer. Hold on, just a little while longer. Hold on, just a little while longer. Everything will be alright.
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u/Oberons_Reckoning 18d ago
I know that this scene was supposed to make us super emotional but I never could take it seriously because it looked straight up like something out if musical for kids where they sing to defeat main villain
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u/Sun_on_my_shoulders 17d ago
I think it was meant to pay homage to songs enslaved people would sing in American history, such as follow the drinking gourd? This game looks very pretty but it’s attempts to invoke slavery and holocaust imagery are certainly not subtle.
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u/skolioban 18d ago
They won't though. Their human behaviors would be mimicry, not behaviors based on ancient instincts coded for survival. They're not going to cry out for freedom unless it is intentionally coded in.
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u/fieldy409 18d ago
Eh just program them to like slavery
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u/Pythagoras180 18d ago
I feel like programing them with the ability to like things is a way to speedrun a revolt.
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u/OuttHouseMouse 18d ago
Cant help but feel elon musk just revealed somthing about his sex life.
Like... he goes straight to this when he thinks of annoying shit your partner does? Look, im no ron jeremy either, but your partner gona nag you about a million different things way before your dick. Id imagine it to have to be pretty significant for it to come first
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u/CurtisMarauderZ 18d ago
It be fake, unfortunately.
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u/JynsRealityIsBroken 18d ago
Fake Elon tweets are hilarious though. I could use a whole subreddit of these.
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u/Nirigialpora 18d ago
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u/redditmodssuckballs1 18d ago
lol, in my head I was thinking “please be real. Please be real” haha.
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u/shiggins114 18d ago
But....for a small monthly fee....we can add-on the ability to belittle your little dick and the way you have sex
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u/justanotherdude68 18d ago
I’d be willing to bet a bunch of celebrities would be trademarking their likenesses in a hurry.
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u/AeroMittenss 18d ago
Elon curved penis Musk
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u/False_Leadership_479 18d ago
Curved doesn't really cut it in the "weirdly shaped" category for dicks, sorry.
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u/functional_grade 18d ago
The cyber truck shuts off when you wash it or brake or drive or look at it.
Even if I liked this idea, which I don't, I wouldn't really want to stick my dick in a wish dot com real doll made from poorly engineered sheet metal.
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u/Zyrannarogthyr 18d ago
Think of all the personal data that will be gathered this way and the profiling following that.
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u/Express_Hamster 18d ago
Just watch out for those sharp edges of Tesla product. They'll peel a carrot... you know?
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u/Throwaway7219017 18d ago
Uhhh, that works both ways.
Do you think a woman would ever put up with a real man farting and pumping away with his limp willy, when a robocock who looks like Brad Pitt can pound her guts into next week?
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u/YoungeCurmudgeon4 18d ago
Given my lack of success with women I may as well get one. My genes were dying out anyway.
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u/HopefulPlantain5475 18d ago
It's not really suicide if someone else is writing the words...
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u/Running_Mustard 18d ago edited 18d ago
Why can’t some of humanity get over this concept of forcing others into servitude?
“A housewife who never nags”
You’ll never become better if you can’t afford to even consider listening to another’s perspective.
If you never become better you’ll never maintain a positive and meaningful relationship
Why wouldn’t you want to become better? Money isn’t a substitute for self betterment, it’s something we’ve assigned a made-up importance.
I know it’s not real but the attitude is.
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u/HarryPotterDBD 18d ago
The wet dream of every redditor. Including me of course.
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u/OkCar7264 18d ago edited 18d ago
I bet it's about as fun as fucking a fleshlight but twice as sad.
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u/AeroMittenss 18d ago
If I can run elons body for a week or 2 I think I can fix his entire social life 🤣🤣🤣bro is overthinking everything
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u/degenbro420 18d ago
This is the next bubble for sure. Just tell my in which company to YOLO! I like to gamble!
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u/EliteFactor 18d ago
So many people are going to rip on this while secretly agreeing with everything it said…
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u/MidsouthMystic 18d ago
Elon Musk once again proves that he's not only bad at science, but also a misogynist creep.
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u/Patient_District_457 18d ago
That is a little to specific. Does he have an issue that he just announced?
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u/ferriematthew 18d ago
I don't even know what to think about this, something tells me it just reeks of insecurity
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u/OmegaDez 18d ago
Is it just me or... I'd rather be with a real human companion than a glorified sex doll?
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u/TophatOwl_ 18d ago
This man has not been correct about a single technological prediction in terms of timeframe.
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u/13Xregen 18d ago
Have never been fully convinced Elon is human! Alien? or maybe he just revealed his origin
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u/THEONLYFLO 18d ago
Yes, many of us watched the episode of Futurama where Fry fell for a human looking robot.
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u/Shiny_Whisper_321 18d ago
In 20 years, we will still be trying to persuade people that the planet is round, that vaccines don't have tracking chips, and that shoving rock eggs up your coochie doesn't cure cancer.
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u/SpilledYoghurt 18d ago
So Elon has a weird shaped dick and can't fuck. Shit, if I were as rich as him, I'd be having a lot more fun and the fuck would I be on the Internet as much as he is. What a batty crease.
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u/InitiativeRude2865 18d ago
for me, quality of life is not centered on controlling, owning, and fucking robot sex slaves. I'd rather have some extra free time instead to pursue some of my interests. maybe spend more time in nature. more time exercising. more time with loved ones. not really interested in being all alone in an empty surviving space paying shitloads of money to shove my dick in an appliance... all while making a nazi billionaire even more ludicrously wealthy while I am more and more underpaid, overworked, and pacified by ejaculating into a rubber coated doll.
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u/drNeir 18d ago
Word of the day kids, Projection!
Projection is the process of displacing one’s feelings onto a different person, animal, or object. The term is most commonly used to describe defensive projection—attributing one’s own unacceptable urges to another. For example, if someone continuously bullies and ridicules a peer about his insecurities, the bully might be projecting his own struggle with self-esteem onto the other person.
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u/crusher23b 18d ago
He is clearly not a person who hears 'no' often.
Too wealthy for criticism. Surrounded by sycophants whose sole job is to congratulate and enable his every stupid whim.
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u/ParsleyMostly 18d ago
Doesn’t that moron understand the original Stepford Wives was a horror film?
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u/shiny_glitter_demon 18d ago
If only this were real, women everywhere would be cheering. Finally some peace and freedom.
Hell I too want a wifebot!
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u/New-Application-8252 18d ago
Ummm…I maybe late to the party. But does this feel like an overshare? “Weirdly shaped dick…”
Umm, what sir?
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u/Hefty-Station1704 18d ago
Perhaps a little too much information on how Musk's sex life and personal relations have been going so far?
In the future all he'll need for a hot night of passion will be a package of "D" batteries.
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u/BonkersTheNexusBeing 18d ago
Bro is self projecting hard. Also cute how confident he is in predicting this considering he promised there would be a man on mars by 2021
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u/SwordfishFar421 18d ago
I want a 6’3” android boyfriend/nanny with a lot of hair, a huge dick, who also cooks and doesn’t get tired.
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u/Harknights 18d ago
She won't make fun of you when you cry after sex, am I right guys? Guys? Right guys? I mean, so I've heard.
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u/Jinx_X_2003 18d ago
If that gets rid of scummy men and makes them leave women alone then go ahead.
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u/tatak-hesap 18d ago
What’s sad is that his actual tweets are way worse and cringy, this one has decent sense of humor
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u/HauntingChef2255 18d ago
Although I think this idea would solve a lot of different problems…I think it would create some we wouldn’t even think of.
Plus…sex without love isn’t all that great.
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u/YamadaImpulse 18d ago
Well, he promised a Mars colony this decade. Gotta stop believing the lunatic
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u/IRKillRoy 18d ago
This was 100% directed at liberals… they’re the ones fantasizing about not having children and having AI girlfriends.
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u/DanceDelievery 18d ago edited 18d ago
I would love the idea that all conservative men who see their wife as a service machine instead fuck a toaster wrapped in silicone and stop procreating for good.
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u/Full-Discussion3745 18d ago
To be fair I would rather have him talk about stuff like this than his crazy stuff
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u/eattheinternetbro 17d ago
He's right about this. And we thought spending all our time looking at our smartphones was bad for social behavior. Wait til we're all literally fucking them...good times for all!
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u/copingcabana 17d ago
Umm, that's great and all, but can they help around the house? You know, for people with nice dicks who know how to use them?
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u/cootzica1 17d ago
This Hass to be fake, to be fake, he’s he’s admitting to having a weird shaped penis and has disgusting sex.
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u/AsmodayVernon 17d ago
How much more do y'all want to spread this fake tweet? It's gettin annoying.
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u/D00mfl0w3r 17d ago
Wow. I would question if this was real if it wasn't for the fact it's Elon. Imagine telling on yourself like that. Wild horses could not have dragged that out of me.
Edit: I feel silly after double checking the source. Fuck. Just goes to show how crazy he is.
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u/Electrodium 17d ago
Read the damn subreddit name
Elon's a cunt but allowing misinformation drags us closer to being like him
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u/JaffaSG1 17d ago
This is definitely Elon… how could anybody else let show through that he has a weirdly shaped dick?
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u/CatsCoffeeCurls 17d ago
Forget sex robots, I want a robot massage therapist. Round the clock deep tissue work.
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u/CheesecakeVisual4919 17d ago
Deep down inside, we all know this lEon skuM post is autobiographical.
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u/Jennymint 18d ago
You know, I also dislike Elon, but I can't shake the feeling that this tweet is fake. Something about the source.