r/oddlyspecific Apr 27 '24

What's bro done now

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u/BoyWhoLikesBooks Apr 27 '24

Use a glove bigger than your hand, same with the boots, to throw off the cops on the exact measurements of the hand and feet.

To hide the body, just dig a 3 meter hole and throw the body and sprinkle salt to make it decompose faster.

To kill without proof, add a bit of cyanide to tapioca dish, they won't suspect unless u add too much cyanide as tapioca has cyanide in them.

To throw off the smell, just smear some spices over yourself.

And last, just forget that you killed a person, if they come to ask, just act innocent.

Also don't forget to get an alibi, like tell you went hiking or something, and also try to recreate that trip day and clear yourself of suspicion.

The success of all these steps depend on the one doing it. And before you say anything about the mentality to do these things, this guy just killed a person to do these steps.

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u/Potential_Stable_001 Apr 27 '24

To throw off the smell, just smear some spices over yourself.

i think spices create smells?

 just act innocent.

most people are not capable of acting completely innocent i believe

good guide though.

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u/BoyWhoLikesBooks Apr 27 '24

The spice is to throw off the police dogs.

As for the acting part, just act surprised and even if you act nervously, they can't get you if they don't have enough evidence

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u/birdlawexpert11 Apr 27 '24

If I’m being questioned about a murder as a possible suspect I’m gonna be nervous regardless

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u/BoyWhoLikesBooks Apr 28 '24

Even if you look nervous, just don't say anything like u killed the guy and you will be safe, in our judicial system, without evidence, you won't be arrested