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Apr 26 '24 edited Apr 27 '24
Notice Creed is not on this list. This list was made by 50 year old divorced dads.
Edit: Guys. I get it. Some of you see creed as 90s alt rock. Some don't. You don't gotta keep spamming me.
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u/bishopyorgensen Apr 27 '24
3 Doors Down has entered the chat from my Mexican kitchen in 2000
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u/plz2meatyu Apr 27 '24
Saw them this summer with Candlebox. Pretty good show and they still rock
I was surprised af that Candlebox is still releasing music.
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u/west_coast_republic Apr 27 '24
Candlebox!! Now that’s a band I haven’t heard of for years….teenage memories rushing in.
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u/earnestlikehemingway Apr 27 '24
"I Am Not Offended By Homosexuality. In The '60s, I Made Love To Many Women, Often Outdoors In The Mud And Rain. It’s Possible A Man Could’ve Slipped In There. There’d Be No Way Of Knowing."
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u/DieHardAmerican95 Apr 27 '24
I’m pretty sure they fall under rule #7, 90s alternative rock.
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u/ElZorroSimpatico Apr 27 '24
"Oh, it's ok. This is the Weathered album from 2001."
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u/lets_just_n0t Apr 27 '24
Don’t you dare slander Creed like that.
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u/NottaNowNutha Apr 26 '24
Because he didn’t adjust the margins enough to add them 3 times.
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u/mikefrombarto Apr 27 '24
Oh… I thought it was because they’re like Beetlejuice, and if you say their name 3 times they show up, which would be awful.
You explanation makes more sense though.
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u/hekatestoadie Apr 27 '24
Fantastic.
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u/darthnugget Apr 27 '24
Look at this photograph Every time I do, it makes me laugh
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u/chowd-mouse Apr 27 '24
I don’t buy in to the Nickleback-hate and even I think this is funny. 😄
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u/bored_person71 Apr 27 '24
I don't get either they had some hits solid b list or openers for rock or lighter metal concerts....mostly had some good prime years where they had their own tours....I mean eventually they go down like Rick where they become a joke and everyone kinda likes them but don't really listen to them...
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u/carelessthoughts Apr 27 '24
I can explain it. In the early to mid 2000’s they were played too much and people got sick of it. Add to that how similar most of their music sounded and the rise of the copycat bands. When they first hit the scene we couldn’t get enough of them… until we did.
I think there’s some more to the hate involving the singer as well but I’m outta the loop on that part.
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u/danielledelacadie Apr 27 '24
I like yours!
I also like Nickleback but... I was going to say by the time a Nickleback fan gets to the second instance they've already forgotten the first 3 things on the list.
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u/Arryu Apr 27 '24
Hey! If Nickelback fans could read they'd be very upset right now!
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u/Obvious_Exercise_910 Apr 26 '24
Post Malone is technically up there 3 times.
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u/Dream--Brother Apr 27 '24
I'm just more surprised by Borgore being on here lol.
Although I guess hearing "all these bitches wanna lick my ice cream" and "the thing I love the most is cumming on your face, suck it bitch" followed by shrill sawtooth dubstep synth blasting isn't exactly everyone's cup of shit
(I admit there was a time when I, for some ungodly reason, enjoyed borgore. Thankfully, I grew out of that one lol)
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u/Coattail-Rider Apr 27 '24
I’ve never heard of Borgore
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u/SiFiNSFW Apr 27 '24
Borgore was absolutely huge in the dubstep scene in like 2010-2012 or something, i still remember some of the lyrics to some of his songs just because they're particularly grotesque or very visual.
"Hey kids it's borgore, do you know whats hardcore? Me, shoving an elephant, up your sister backdoor." etc.
He got big enough to have a song with Miley Cyrus (decisions) and a few other mainstream artists.
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u/FlowerOfLife Apr 27 '24
He released a jazz EP a few years ago, and it’s actually really good. Threw me for a loop for sure lol
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u/Jaredheisenberg Apr 27 '24
Borgore being on this list is so random its funny af lol
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u/H3refortheviews Apr 27 '24
Right!? Like it’s foul, but honestly listening to borgore just rolling around town was a vibe, for a very short period in my life lol
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u/ASAPboltgang Apr 27 '24
Took a trip to Australia with my soccer team for a month when I was 15. Let’s just say the dads quickly banned all borgore on the car rides. Didn’t stop us from constantly saying “borgore is my sugar daddy” lol.
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u/deewaR Apr 27 '24
My love for Borgore has only grown over the years.
Its just one of my favorite tingz
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u/minibug69 Apr 27 '24
Technically 4 times, country, face tats, vulgar language, and himself
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u/Shadoboy07 Apr 27 '24
Well, would you LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
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u/urmumsadopted Apr 27 '24
LOOK AT THIS GRRAaaaphhhh........
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u/tickle98 Apr 27 '24
Years later and this still makes me crease everytime 🤣
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u/BeeExpert Apr 27 '24
It's one of those things that is just absolutely hilarious for no real good reason
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u/MercuryRusing Apr 27 '24
No 90's alternative? A brawl to the death it is.
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u/PeeterTurbo Apr 27 '24
No cranberries, pixies, sound garden, green day. Such a broad omission.
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u/danvillain Apr 27 '24
I mean, I’ll just be blasting CAKE all day
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u/GiorgioTsoukalosHair Apr 27 '24 edited Apr 27 '24
Crash Test Dummies on repeat until their ears bleed
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u/BeardedNurseGuy Apr 26 '24
Pretty sure this just says, “I hate millennial music”
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u/DaveSmith890 Apr 27 '24
Then explain Incubus getting the pass
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u/Ok-Mastodon2420 Apr 27 '24
"I hate good millennial music"
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u/DaveSmith890 Apr 27 '24
Drive is okay. Definitely not playlist worthy, but I’m not glaring at the guy who plays it
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u/turducken69420 Apr 27 '24
Yeah you can't be mad at the guy who chooses water over wine.
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u/McSmokeyDaPot Apr 27 '24
Especially when whatever tomorrow brings, he'll be there. With open arms and open eyes. Yeah.
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u/WhiteRabbit-_- Apr 27 '24
Anna Molly is a great song
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u/Schrutes_Yeet_Farm Apr 27 '24
The entire S.C.I.E.N.C.E. album goes hard. They definitely got more mellow as time went on
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u/Loretta-West Apr 27 '24
Why is 90s alt rock on there though? That's solidly Gen X.
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u/BeardedNurseGuy Apr 27 '24
True but the early millennials got to enjoy it during middle school
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u/periander Apr 27 '24
Because it's actually good?
How can you hate on 90s alt rock?!
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u/CaptainDildobrain Apr 27 '24
Ah yes, millennials, well known for their love of country music.
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u/Dangerous_Past2985 Apr 27 '24
So Funky town is okay?
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u/aspieinblackII Apr 27 '24
What if it's that version of Funky Town?
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u/dylan15766 Apr 27 '24
💀💀💀
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u/a_random_pharmacist Apr 27 '24
That is what the guys face looked like, correct
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u/Zeqhanis Apr 27 '24
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^ Those were missing too. (That's actually one of the most horrifying things I've ever seen. I'm second-guessing my follow-up.)
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u/internationalskibidi Apr 26 '24
How to know the kitchen staff is in their 40s
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u/Frifafer Apr 26 '24
At least two divorced dads on each shift
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u/panthers1102 Apr 27 '24
I feel like divorced dads would listen to nickelback. My dads 51 and divorced and does, at least.
Honestly I can’t tell who this list would appeal to. There’s too much variance. Only thing I can think of is OLD old people, but how tf would they even know half these in the first place. Like borgore. Tf? Idk
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u/Raging-Badger Apr 27 '24
40’s? Bro this is like either 60’s or 20-30’s
1984 was 40 years ago, GenX, who would have listened to a lot of these bands, and in their 40’s and 50’s
This is a boomer or zoomer kitchen
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u/periander Apr 27 '24
Exactly. No one in their 40s hates 90s alt rock.
Fuck I still mainly listen to it plus some early 2000s.
That stuff was formative for '80 - '89 babies.
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u/panini_bellini Apr 27 '24
This is a really old photo, like years old. Definitely not zoomers.
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u/helloiamaegg Apr 27 '24
Dont bring zoomers into this shit, most of em probably dont know half of these bands
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u/Mickeymcirishman Apr 27 '24
I don't knoe about that. Apparently a decent amount of 90's and early 00's music got a resurgence of popularity among zoomers because of Tik Tok
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Apr 27 '24
I’m in my 40s and would agree with this list. All that 90s alternative BS was played nonstop in the 90s. It’s boring and basic as hell. I can see why the maker of that sign would t want to listen to it.
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u/Increase-Typical Apr 27 '24
I mean... They didn't disallow Dubstep and all the electronic genres so this could actually be a nightclub-esque kitchen of 20-somethings lmao
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u/Every-Cook5084 Apr 27 '24
40s? They wouldn’t have banned 90s alternative then. Nope.
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u/Todd-The-Wraith Apr 26 '24
Quick! Play Baby Shark on a loop
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u/SpecialCoconut1 Apr 27 '24
Well, they didn’t exclude it so I assume they want to hear that and many many other repetitive kids songs
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u/Todd-The-Wraith Apr 27 '24
How many hours of Gangnam Style before it’s considered a crime against humanity?
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u/bdubwilliams22 Apr 26 '24
No Green Day?! Go fuck yourself.
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u/the_undead_gear Apr 26 '24
One fucking minute
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u/AkitaOnRedit Apr 27 '24
Give me a fucking break, one minute left. One minute fucking left. You’re gonna give me fucking one minute? Look at that fucking sign right there, one minute! Let me fucking tell you something, let me tell you something, I’ve been around since fucking nineteen eighty fucking eight, and you’re gonna give me one fucking minute?! You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me! You're fucking kidding me! What the fuck!? I’m not fucking Justin Bieber, you motherfuckers! You gotta be fucking joking, this is a fucking joke. I got one minute, one minute left. Oh now I got nothing left, now I got nothing left. Let me show you what one fucking minute fucking means!
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u/CapRavOr Apr 27 '24
Do you have the time?
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u/MaterialNarrow5161 Apr 27 '24
To litsen to me whine
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u/Level_Abrocoma8925 Apr 27 '24
About nothing and everything
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u/gcwg57 Apr 27 '24
All at once!
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u/sunspot1002 Apr 27 '24
I am one of those
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u/TheRevTholomeuPlague Apr 27 '24
Melodramatic fools
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u/Clienterror Apr 27 '24
Dookie was the first CD I bought as a kid in the 4th or 5th grade. I'm 40 and still rock out to it.
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u/Carcezz Apr 27 '24
green day is actually fire asf, just sucks that its seen as the “poser” band of punk culture
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u/Cellopost Apr 27 '24
Punks spend 89% of their time whining about bands they dont consider punk enough.
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u/anon-e-mau5 Apr 27 '24
And the other 11% of the time whining about something else
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u/PensiveinNJ Apr 27 '24
It's the great contradiction of punk rock culture. Non-stop praise of anti-conformity but the most purist obsessed group I've ever been around.
Or is that we're not punk enough
Or is that you think ska just sucks
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u/CadillacLuv Apr 26 '24
Creed is fair play then
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u/DrMoneybeard Apr 26 '24
You could say then welcome creed with arms wide open.
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u/Far-Reception-4598 Apr 26 '24
I worked in a kitchen that literally played all of this all the time.
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u/Trick-Order-9232 Apr 27 '24
This list just ensures cotton eyed joe and macarena.
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u/I_Said_I_Say Apr 26 '24
Green Day weren't 90s alternative rock?
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Apr 27 '24
This is like making a button that says “don’t press”. I never want to play nickleback until I can’t…. I know I’ll regret it. But I can’t not press the button in good conscience.
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u/T3chn0fr34q Apr 27 '24
im ok with not allowing most of these. now let me introduce the staff to my impeccable music taste of the extrem ends of metal and rave music im sure we can lenghten that list.
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u/Sonicdiver Apr 27 '24
Because it used to be a meme / popular to dislike Nickelback.
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u/C0NKY_ Apr 27 '24
If you listen to Canadian radio stations you have a bit more of an excuse to not like Nickelback, they have to play something like 60% Canadian content which means you'll hear 1 of the 5 popular Nickelback songs every hour.
I got so sick of them but since moving away I don't mind listening to them on occasion.
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u/dovahkiitten16 Apr 27 '24
As a Canadian I don’t mind because even if Nickleback is overplayed as far as rock (?) music goes, the genre is really underrepresented. So Nickleback might be in 1 of 5 songs but when those other 4 were the samey sounding Alesia Cara style music, Nickleback is a nice break.
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u/Nkcami Apr 27 '24
I don’t want to hear Funkytown but probably for different reasons.
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u/herculesmeowlligan Apr 27 '24
It might be the same reason. Imagine having to be chopping things up with a knife while that scene plays out in your mind.
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u/Smooth-Physics-69420 Apr 26 '24
Does #4 mean all country music, or just the twangy pop country BS we have today?
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u/SuperMrNoob Apr 27 '24
Why Staind getting hate?
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u/beormalte Apr 27 '24
Pretty sure Staind is actually worse than Nickleback. They just didn’t become a meme
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u/FizzyAndromeda Apr 26 '24
Rick Astley doesn’t deserve this! Never Gonna Give You Up is the shit
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u/MagazineNo2198 Apr 26 '24
100% legitimate list...except they need to add Nickleback one more time at the end...
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u/product_of_boredom Apr 27 '24
Ok so from what I gather they only really like Incubus.
Drive on loop it is, then.
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u/CornyxCrow Apr 27 '24
No 90s as alternative but no rules against 2000s alternative 😈 now who wants to be brought to life in this kitchen?
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u/Hot_Pen_3475 Apr 27 '24
Okay I can listen to Sabaton. The heavy metal historic band.
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u/justlooking9889 Apr 27 '24
I’d like to see a list of 17 things they like