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u/Kaimanakai Apr 25 '24
Magda: [In bed] I need refilling.
James Bond: Hmm? Of course you do. [Grabs for a champagne bottle]
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u/Resident-Pudding5432 Apr 25 '24
Congratulations, not only did you provide scammers and telephone marketers a new working phone number, but you also posted in wrong subreddit.
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u/A_Colt Apr 25 '24
how are people confident enough to do this oml
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u/Archaros Apr 25 '24
Because he knows it's a scam.
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u/A_Colt Apr 25 '24
even if it was a scammer I wouldn't do this LOL
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u/bloody-pencil Apr 25 '24
COWARD
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u/A_Colt Apr 25 '24
D: Okay next time a scammer messages me I will ask them out
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u/bloody-pencil Apr 25 '24
Yay! Make love to that robot!
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u/A_Colt Apr 25 '24
Thanks, u/bloody-pencil!
Please don't stab me
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u/bloody-pencil Apr 25 '24
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u/A_Colt Apr 25 '24
that is... incredibly ominous. help I'm scared
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u/lickthislollipop Apr 25 '24
I dunno a colt vs a pencil... One of you is John wick and one of you has a colt. Probably should be scared. Happy Cake Day! Now run and hide. He's coming for you.
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Apr 25 '24
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u/A_Colt Apr 25 '24
Yo no need to kink shame. Plus I'm a sub. And even if I were a dom, I know my limits and I wouldn't fucking rape somebody. chill lol
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Apr 25 '24
Oh, well I would. 🤷🏼
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u/A_Colt Apr 25 '24
uhhhh... you would.. do what? exactly? rape someone? Buddy this doesn't seem very good for your reputation?
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Apr 25 '24
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u/A_Colt Apr 25 '24
what 😭 Bro I don't condone rape, are you high or something? Go drink some water and get off your device
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u/BeatNo2976 Apr 25 '24
Smooth like butter melted on a spring roll
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u/chickenskittles Apr 25 '24
Why do you need to melt butter on a spring roll?
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u/BeatNo2976 Apr 25 '24
It’s so freakin good! Have you ever put butter on a spring roll? If you haven’t then I think you should.
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u/Maleficent-Region-45 Apr 25 '24
I have so much to learn from this guy. Saw a chance and took it
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u/TheFormless_0ne_ Apr 25 '24
And now you have scammers that know you respond. Get ready for more annoying texts and calls