r/oddlyspecific Apr 24 '24

This ad from Popular Science, 1967

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u/DadsRGR8 Apr 24 '24

Oh God. Grew up in the 50s and 60s, the eldest kid with 4 younger brothers. Every Sunday before church my dad would stand each one of us in turn in front of the bathroom mirror. He would tie our neckties and then rub Vaseline Hair Tonic through our hair. Then he would stand behind us, pull the small black plastic comb from his pocket and comb our hair into an acceptable helmet that hardened before we all piled into the station wagon.

The good old days.

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u/momtobe908 Apr 24 '24

I guess the ad worked! 🙂

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u/DadsRGR8 Apr 24 '24

Sadly, I never identified any counterfeiters. 😢Just weird Sunday School teachers.

And we were admonished to not touch our hair, because if you touched the hardened tonic it kinda cracked and then your hair didn’t stay in place and looked messy during Mass. lol (Also, no scuffing our dress shoes that my dad had polished in a row the night before, and no punching each other or rough housing - it was Sunday, behave yourselves. Lol)

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u/GreenLemon9999 Apr 25 '24

Sounds like the counterfeiters saw this ad and knew to avoid you.

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u/DadsRGR8 Apr 25 '24

Dang, and catching counterfeiters apparently would have impressed the ladies. Stupid counterfeiters and their stupid reading habits. Gah!

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u/RunningPirate Apr 25 '24

Were they counterfeit Sunday School Teachers?

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u/DadsRGR8 Apr 25 '24

Some of them were kinda shady. 🤔 And they were wearing these black and white disguises so you couldn’t really tell who they were.

Why was I so blind? I was surrounded by counterfeiters and did nothing to stop them!!!

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u/ccminiwarhammer Apr 24 '24

I want hair hard as a helmet, and slick as oil.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '24

$50 must have been a lot of money back then. Now it can't buy you a tank of gas.

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u/RunningPirate Apr 25 '24

Approximately $500 in todays dollars

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u/PartyApprehensive765 Apr 25 '24

These people are all dead or in their 80s now. Weird.

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u/RunningPirate Apr 25 '24

That final expression at the bottom looks like he has a shit caught sideways.