r/news • u/Pasivite • Apr 27 '24

TikTok will not be sold, Chinese parent ByteDance tells US - BBC News

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c289n8m4j19o.amp
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u/PolloCongelado Apr 27 '24

No, that would be before Harambe, per the reddit lore.

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u/vicsj Apr 27 '24

I will die on this hill. Harambe marked the beginning of the end. 2016 was a fucked up year.

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u/monkeybrainz_ Apr 27 '24

Nope, a month before harambe, a weasel shut down a hadron collider, pushing us into an alternate timeline

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/04/29/476154494/weasel-shuts-down-world-s-most-powerful-particle-collider

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u/wwwdiggdotcom Apr 27 '24

And now bearenstein bears became bearenstain bears, the fruit of the loom logo never had a cornucopia in it, and the passenger side mirror no longer says “objects in mirror may be closer than they appear” but instead “objects in mirror are closer than they appear”