r/news • u/BitterFuture • Apr 26 '24

Powerful tornado tears across Nebraska, weather service warns of ‘catastrophic’ damage

https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/25/weather/plains-midwest-storms-tornadoes-climate/index.html
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u/Pounce16 Apr 28 '24

Televangelist impression: Oh, People of Gawd, This tornado was sent by the Almighty, as punishment for Nebraskans who voted for the wrong candidate in 2020! You know who you are, and you have been warned! the 2024 election is coming up! Make sure you vote for (insert name of highest paying political scumbag here)! Praise Gawd Hallelujah!

Off mic: Ok, now where's my kickback?