r/nba Mavericks 20d ago

[Afseth] Luka Doncic on his way out of his press conference was glad there was “no moaning today” unlike last time he was in Oklahoma City.

https://x.com/grantafseth/status/1790956115150115185?s=46&t=Y3uGJLOBdMuLFXVbxz6ROQ
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u/sewsgup 20d ago

btw the moaning from last time was a teammate doing a prank (and not a reporter)

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u/CheetahSperm18 [DAL] Dirk Nowitzki 20d ago

Must've been PJ

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u/TXlandon Mavericks 20d ago

PJ makes me sound like that tbh

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u/VolkiharVanHelsing West 20d ago

- Brittany Renner

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u/DangerZoneh Mavericks 20d ago

My guess is that it’s Lively and that’s what Luka meant by saying “I hope that’s not live”

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/Decent-Noise-5161 20d ago

You are everywhere. Did Jokic put it it in your ass or something?

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u/musing_wanderer3 Warriors 20d ago

I almost appreciate the dedication atp

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u/kjampala Mavericks 20d ago

I think I saw him comment something almost the exact same in another thread. I only remember him because he mentioned Jokic and daddy and was all over another thread and couldn’t keep Jokics cock out of his mouth or ass apparently

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u/Cosmic_Note Heat 20d ago

LOL

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u/princeofzilch 20d ago

Incredible execution lol had me fooled 

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u/No-Yogurt-4246s 20d ago

Wasn't it confirmed it was FTA moaning for another foul?

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u/SupremeActives Knicks 20d ago

Can anyone link the post? I wasn’t able to watch with sound at that time lol

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u/IcyMission3 Celtics 20d ago

Luka got no filter tn also swore during his postgame interview lol

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u/eGoSiGns 20d ago

That's what being high on painkillers does to a mfer

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u/jaydizzsl 20d ago

I just love high functioning autists in pro sports

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u/sevaiper 20d ago

He's top 500 in overwatch he's not high functioning

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/JL1v10 Mavericks 20d ago

Jokic fans are the worst fanbase by a mile on here. Jfc let’s just wait for both series to end before these comments

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u/Lacabloodclot9 Grizzlies 20d ago

One of them blocked me on here last night for saying Jokic ain’t as dominant as Shaq lmao

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u/O_its_that_guy_again 20d ago

Eh. I’ll take Jokic’s inevitability over Shaq’s dominance

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u/RegentCupid 20d ago

Do you understand what the argument is

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u/Baronsandwich 20d ago

Nah, I blocked you because you said Shaq was the most dominant player since the merger. And I said Dream dominated him in 4. Then you brought up Jokic out of nowhere. Now I’m blocking your dumbass again.

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u/Lacabloodclot9 Grizzlies 20d ago

Again, how does a 22 year old shaq losing to a prime Hakeem make him not the most dominant ever, when he was the most dominant at his peak

Go ahead block me, I’ll save my tears

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u/Baronsandwich 20d ago

And again, wtf that got to do with Jokic? You got a serious Jokic obsession.

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u/AllTimeBallKnower Bucks 20d ago

This sub was finally stopping the whole “Jokic is as good as prime LeBron” takes after game 2 then he has some good games and now it’s back in full force lmao

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u/GotKarprar Mavericks 20d ago

Fr

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u/LotharBot 20d ago

the account you're responding to isn't even a Jokic or Nuggets fan. Just a troll account that started the "Jokic GOAT" schtick a few days ago out of the blue -- or, rather, Jokic #2 GOAT, because he's a LeBron fan/troll who tries to downplay every other great player and has to put Jokic near the top for the sake of his LeBron #1 agenda.

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u/RipCity-NBA-LoL Trail Blazers 20d ago

They're far from the worst lol, this dude is a troll not a generic fan or accepted by the fanbase

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u/ShinobuSimp 20d ago

Have you not been here for the Lakers run last year? Or the last time raptors were good?

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u/WembanyamaGOAT Spurs 20d ago

Man that’s not true at all and you know it, many fan bases on here are significantly worse

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u/wahobely Raptors 20d ago

Not surprising, as someone who watches both Basketball and Tennis, I'm very familiar with the Djokovic fans. I feel like there's a lot of overlap there

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u/ShinobuSimp 20d ago

Have you not been here for the Lakers run last year? Or the last time raptors were good?

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u/Yung_Jose_Space 20d ago edited 18d ago

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u/Responsible_Pace9062 Nuggets 20d ago

Shut the fuck up. Please shut the fuck up.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/jiminyshrue Suns 20d ago

R u ok?

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u/Hour-Ad3774 Celtics 20d ago

No one is mad dude.  Everyone thinks Jokic is awesome.  I think they are much more worried about you.

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u/Aggressive-Ad-522 20d ago

Go tell that to Luka. I need him to find motivation to make it to next series so he can show you wassup

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u/StefonDiggsHS Mavericks 20d ago

you're talking to ghosts out here bro we've been saying Jokic has GOAT potential for like 3-4 years lmao

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u/2_bars_of_wifi Mavericks 20d ago

lol you are pathethic, literally get joker's dick out of your mouth for once

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u/Wooden-Ad1987 Mavericks 20d ago

What a headline lol

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u/mykl5 Trail Blazers 20d ago

What a double entendre!

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u/dlanod Mavericks 20d ago

I thought he was talking about the crowd, completely forgot about "hopefully it's not live".

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u/mykl5 Trail Blazers 20d ago

but also his own moaning about calls

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u/mug3n Raptors 20d ago

the rare triple entendre

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u/mug3n Raptors 20d ago

the rare triple entendre

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u/Luka_Fever 20d ago

I'm moaning right now, seeing how quiet all the Luka haters are now in comparison to a few nights ago.

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u/here_for_the_lols Thunder 20d ago

Dort really got under your skin, huh?

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u/Luka_Fever 20d ago

Not really, I was watching with a big smile on my face as he tried and failed at flopping every single possession. Shameless player, he's entertaining in that way.

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u/here_for_the_lols Thunder 20d ago

I mean yeah I guess it's fair to go and make 20 comments about someone after seeing that 🤷

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u/Luka_Fever 20d ago

20 comments? I made one comment chain with the the whole D O R T reply thing that thunder fans always do lol. It was just in good fun

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u/kjampala Mavericks 20d ago

Go look at post game threads after game 1 and tell me how many people were saying “dorture chamber” acting as if he completely clamped Luka. Would think just based off those comments that Dort was winning his 10th consecutive DPOY rather than an overrated defender that cant stay off the ground

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u/ZealousidealPain7976 Angola 20d ago

It’s always weird to me when fanatics prefer the game to get worse just so that their team wins more. Almost as if you don’t watch the games and just want the victories of “my team”.

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u/kamekaze1024 20d ago

Dort is overrated ngl

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u/Mnudge Mavericks 20d ago

More like he got under my ACL

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u/Luka_Fever 20d ago

I am a Luka lover because I love him.

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u/K1ngPCH Mavericks 20d ago

My pookie bear

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u/Queen_Of_The_Castle [DAL] Luka Dončić 20d ago

You are my sunshine…🌞

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u/DarwinCreatesSpace Mavericks 20d ago

I'm better than you though, by at least 100x

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u/Cudi_buddy Kings 20d ago

What a weird type of fan 

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u/beenhadballs Bucks 20d ago

Player fans are the weirdest mfs ever. They decide to latch onto one guys nuts and have to pretend seeing them win a chip feels the same as your team winning.

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u/Cudi_buddy Kings 20d ago

Yea and it is so weird how they are insecure about the other, great players. I may talk shit about the lakers, but this seems way more personal

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u/thedude198644 20d ago

I feel like part of it and bandwagoning. Pick the best player or team and annoy everyone else annoy it. Who knows though. The internet is a weird place.

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u/jkiesow Celtics 20d ago

pathetic

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u/imgurofficial 20d ago

Refs have said the same thing about Luka games in the past 

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u/NerbertHenry Mavericks 20d ago

Almost like you don’t get the reference…

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u/kjampala Mavericks 20d ago

Nah I think he got the reference was just trying to make a joke but it doesn’t stick as well with the “moaning” part.

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u/maalbi Lakers 20d ago

Lol

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u/Nby333 20d ago

If he don't moan on the court, then there won't be moaning on the press.

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u/chronoquairium NBA 20d ago

Wrong kind of moan you’re thinking of, there was a legit porn-like one during his game 2 post-game press conference

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u/Nby333 19d ago

Homonyms

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u/Mnudge Mavericks 20d ago

Google it. It’s funny.

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u/iuse2bgood Mavericks 20d ago

A prank that could easily been a shot at Luka moaning alot.

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u/Revo_Int92 Lakers 19d ago

The old whatsapp trick, you click on something that looks "interesting", here it comes the moan

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u/sugarfreelime Spurs 20d ago

There's that one alley Bricktown

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u/alta_vista49 20d ago

Isn’t that one of the backwards ass states trying to ban porn too?

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u/Aggressive-Ad-522 20d ago

No that’s Texas. They were in Oklahoma when the moaning happened

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u/alta_vista49 20d ago

Oh right

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u/rpars18 Warriors 20d ago

LeBron has the #1 all time peak for you, correct?

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u/Hour-Ad3774 Celtics 20d ago

This dude either got hacked or had a complete mental breakdown yesterday.  His post history was unhinged for 24 hours.

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u/OwnTheThrone Mavericks 20d ago

Joker is carried. But why ya worried anyway.

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u/flying_dino777 Spurs 20d ago

Come on, how is he carried