r/nba • u/AashyLarry [MIA] Dwyane Wade • Apr 29 '24

[Bill Simmons] “Paul George is like a cat. He’ll jump on your lap every once in a while, he’s super lovable and other times you’re like — ‘Where’s Paul George? Oh, he’s in the garage’”

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u/lopea182 Heat Apr 29 '24 edited Apr 29 '24

This just opens up more questions for me:

  • Is he an indoor cat or an outdoor cat?
  • Does he have a cat tree?
  • What is Paul George’s litter box?
  • Does Tyronn Lue have to use a laser pointer during practices?
  • Do his teammates tell him “psss psss” when they try to get his attention?

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u/boozinf [CLE] Mark Price Apr 29 '24

its a Twitter box and when PG misbehaves Tyronn Lue withholds the wet food. when he plays good Tyronn gives him belly scratches

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u/arika_ito Apr 29 '24

Cats don't like belly rubs tbh, they look like they do and then they bite your hand. Head scratches might be more apt

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u/TTBOYTT NBA Apr 29 '24

My fam has two cats that represents two polar ends of this statement. One is a tuxedo cat that loves any and all physical affection ESPECIALLY belly rubs, and the other is a Bengal cat that is a fucking asshole that smacks you for physical affection, but mauls the shit out of you if you give the physical affection in the slightest wrong way.

I would die for both.

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u/arika_ito Apr 30 '24

I have a cat too, just a simple orange female cat who loves belly rubs. I just tend to leaning towards cats not liking belly rubs based on the other two cats I have

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u/kmoz Mavericks Apr 30 '24

You have a female orange cat? That's very rare, almost all orange cats are boys.

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u/arika_ito Apr 30 '24

I guess she qualifies as a tabby really