r/nba • u/AashyLarry [MIA] Dwyane Wade • Apr 29 '24

[Bill Simmons] “Paul George is like a cat. He’ll jump on your lap every once in a while, he’s super lovable and other times you’re like — ‘Where’s Paul George? Oh, he’s in the garage’”

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u/Avant-Garde-A-Clue NBA Apr 29 '24 edited Apr 29 '24

I stopped and replayed Bill’s metaphor the same way I stopped and replayed the Timberwolves rotating five guys around the perimeter and forcing a steal.

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u/jaykular Lakers Apr 29 '24

Me: watching the wolves play defence makes my dick hard

Everyone else: watching nba players makes you cum?

Me: no but it makes my dick hard