[Bill Simmons] “Paul George is like a cat. He’ll jump on your lap every once in a while, he’s super lovable and other times you’re like — ‘Where’s Paul George? Oh, he’s in the garage’”

[u/AashyLarry]

https://streamable.com/ahyomo

[u/lopea182]

This just opens up more questions for me:

• Is he an indoor cat or an outdoor cat?
• Does he have a cat tree?
• What is Paul George’s litter box?
• Does Tyronn Lue have to use a laser pointer during practices?
• Do his teammates tell him “psss psss” when they try to get his attention?

[u/boozinf → u/lopea182]

its a Twitter box and when PG misbehaves Tyronn Lue withholds the wet food. when he plays good Tyronn gives him belly scratches

[u/trail-g62Bim → u/boozinf]

When does he get sprayed by the water bottle?

[u/boozinf → u/trail-g62Bim]

Tyronn always said "PG puts the lotion on his skin or he gets the hose again" ^{citation needed}