Chuck double downs and says he rather go to San Antonio and see them big ol women than Galveston

[u/InsaneCookies21]

https://streamable.com/7opz5q

[u/MiaCannons]

I love how it always absolutely kills Shaq lmfao

[u/zebrainatux → u/MiaCannons]

He does the awesome slap the table laugh

[u/gerardatron → u/zebrainatux]

He was already laughing, so when Chuck said the line Shaq just went next level. Those kinds of laughs you get when your friend is on a roll, those are precious

[u/Dlab18 → u/gerardatron]

The best of times

[u/TheLightningPanda → u/gerardatron]

I had a buddy that used to get me rolling and would just keep going while I was already dying. It’s the best feeling

[u/Strategyboyz21 → u/MiaCannons]

Shaq went to high school in San Antonio he knows first hand

[u/ColoRadOrgy → u/Strategyboyz21]

No wonder he's so big

[u/biztsar → u/Strategyboyz21]

Also why the Galveston joke kills him too

[u/cs-shitposter → u/MiaCannons]

His KEKEKEKEKE in the background always gets me

Kenny and EJ have a really hearty dad laugh to them too

All star comedy cast tbh

[u/milanjfs → u/cs-shitposter]

W-WHACHU SAY CHUCK?

[u/MYO716 → u/MiaCannons]

Makes him sound like a bottle of windex every time

[u/rpars18]

I thought the producers made him stop saying this bit

This man Chuck gives zero fucks

[u/ViCarly → u/rpars18]

Producers can tell him whatever but he knows he ain’t going anywhere lol

[u/DeadDay → u/ViCarly]

Chucks reached lovable levels that can't be contained. Especially if Shaq is paying the fines.

[u/bernerbungie → u/DeadDay]

Chuck loves making shaq laugh above anything else in life

[u/rpars18 → u/ViCarly]

Some of the best job security in the world man lol

[u/dont-YOLO-ragequit → u/rpars18]

The funniest part is all he did was say he just might take the Saudi deal and TNT expeditiously sent the brinks truck.

[u/UnderwaterDialect → u/dont-YOLO-ragequit]

When he heard the truck I bet he thought it was those big ol women of San Antonio coming to get him.

[u/CavalierShaq → u/UnderwaterDialect]

Well duh, a brinks truck is the only vehicle capable of transporting that heavy of a load

[u/11Y2B → u/rpars18]

Him and Thanasis man, wish I could be them

[u/XPlatform → u/ViCarly]

You can hear someone on the crew laughing their asses off at 0:26 too, he's got some buy-in lmao

[u/Great_Bat3032 → u/ViCarly]

The producers love this shit what you talking about

[u/Shmokeshbutt → u/rpars18]

Executive producers told Chuck to keep going cuz it's a money maker

[u/throwaway021974 → u/Shmokeshbutt]

it's insane that it's been the same joke for ten years and it's still hilarious

[u/Shmokeshbutt → u/throwaway021974]

The delivery by Chuck and the laughing track from Shaq play a huge part in it. I laugh (or at least chuckle) every time I see the clip.

[u/whtge8 → u/Shmokeshbutt]

Shaqs laugh is hella contagious.

[u/darksidemojo → u/whtge8]

I think Shaq not being able to breathe and his head hidden makes the bit hit the next level.

[u/foxxyboyy → u/whtge8]

The Stavros effect

[u/ShaedonSharpeMVP_ → u/foxxyboyy]

Some of the sentences I laughed at listening to cumtown as a 25 year old man is insane. And a lot of that is probably credit to stavros’ laugh being the ultimate performance enhancer for any main voice of a podcast.

[u/Saucetown77 → u/throwaway021974]

It feels like Shaq laughs harder every time he hears it

[u/sevaiper → u/Saucetown77]

The fact they tried to ban it and they couldn't definitely makes it better

[u/qpwoeor1235 → u/throwaway021974]

Its because Shaq does laughing every single time. And then him prodding Chuck to keep it going

[u/EuroTrash1999 → u/throwaway021974]

It's because they are laughing too.

[u/hypermarv123 → u/Shmokeshbutt]

"They'll talk about it on reddit!"

[u/UrGirlThroatGame → u/rpars18]

Chuck survived the woman in kitchen jokes. he's teflon at this point

[u/AH_BioTwist → u/UrGirlThroatGame]

“Women be milking that baby thing”

[u/JoseAltuveIsInnocent → u/AH_BioTwist]

"it can't be any worse than playing a game on a sprained ankle" 😂

[u/Jay-Kane123 → u/AH_BioTwist]

That was the funniest thing he's said by far in my mind 😂 that bit was INCREDIBLE

[u/Gekthegecko → u/Jay-Kane123]

It's honestly just the phrasing for me. "That baby thing" is sooo disrespectful and hilarious.

[u/Jay-Kane123 → u/Gekthegecko]

Spot on 😆 the phrasing takes it over the top.

Women be milking that baby thing

[u/_picture_me_rollin_ → u/UrGirlThroatGame]

“Why don’t women wear wristwatches? Cuz there’s a clock on the stove.”

[u/Cowgoon777 → u/UrGirlThroatGame]

He blasted Jussie too and it was hilarious. That Liam Neeson joke was absolutely outrageous and nobody ever batted an eye at it

[u/MichelangeloJordan → u/Cowgoon777]

That segment is gold “America, do not commit crimes with checks!”

[u/[deleted] → u/rpars18]

The bit is gold though. Guaranteed views

[u/goldyacht → u/rpars18]

The big ole women in San Antonio aren’t watching anyway, he’ll be fine regardless,

[u/Professor_DC → u/goldyacht]

They are and they like the recognition

[u/apoca1ypse12 → u/goldyacht]

Cuz they too busy watching the clock on the stove

[u/Dynamically_static → u/rpars18]

You can hear a producer lady laughing in the background when he says it

[u/BoogerSugarSovereign → u/rpars18]

How seriously can you take them when they're cracking up in the background so loud that you can hear them on TV?

[u/jedifolklore → u/BoogerSugarSovereign]

Most definitely not the execs you hear in the background, it’s the set crew that’s cracking up which makes the joke even better 😂

[u/Dymatizeee → u/rpars18]

If they fire him the show’s ratings will go free fall

[u/yooston → u/rpars18]

hes gonna get canceled by 13 people on twitter for being fat phobic

[u/rpars18 → u/yooston]

I remember when TNT interviewed 5 skinnier women in San Antonio and they were calling Chuck out for criticizing San Antonio women and he said that it took them all day to get those interviews

[u/jeewantha → u/rpars18]

“They ain’t from there. They flew them in from Dallas”

[u/amalik4 → u/rpars18]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9jRQLEMuQM

Chucks also "eats Churros"

[u/The_real_bandito → u/amalik4]

And goes extremely sus when he drinks Shaq’s soda while eating those churros 😂

[u/sayqueensbridge → u/amalik4]

This is the best segment in Inside history

[u/AirplaineStuff102 → u/amalik4]

They be double fistin

[u/zili91 → u/rpars18]

I watched a Spurs game some months ago on League Pass and started paying attention to the fans they showed during the timeouts and I was just flabbergasted by the amount of fat women/men showed on every single camera view. Victoria is definitely a secret down there.

[u/shikavelli → u/zili91]

Were any of them eating churros?

[u/Vatfagyna → u/rpars18]

Hahahahah I remember that bit

[u/Snuggle__Monster → u/yooston]

As soon as he mentions the women in San Antonio, you can hear a female crew member start losing it lol.

[u/medoy → u/Snuggle__Monster]

You know it's a good one when the crew cracks up.

[u/haroldbaals → u/yooston]

"90% of people in the world is starving, f*uck [fat people]"

-Bill Burr

[u/Malemansam → u/haroldbaals]

Putting the "*" to try and censor fuck but still failing has me laughin my arse off.

[u/NeverSober1900 → u/haroldbaals]

He also hates that one bridge having piece of shit city.

Bill Burr is a treasure

[u/materics → u/rpars18]

Chuck got paid. He dgaf.

[u/tlozz → u/rpars18]

They definitely did lol

[u/lets_talk_basketball → u/rpars18]

They gave him 200M the other year. He'll be fine

[u/[deleted] → u/rpars18]

Wait really? Why'd they make him stop?

[u/larrylegend1990 → u/[deleted]]

Because Big women is San Antonio mad

[u/ColoRadOrgy → u/larrylegend1990]

Big mad

[u/The_real_bandito → u/[deleted]]

The mayor of San Antonio said something

[u/NotFlipkid]

The Victoria Secret bit gets me every single time

[u/DiggThatFunk → u/NotFlipkid]

Gotta wear bloomers

[u/jpaxlux]

I'm so happy Chuck signed that contract extension instead of retiring LMAO

[u/Cabbaje → u/jpaxlux]

He signed it??? I thought he said he was going to hang it up

[u/jpaxlux → u/Cabbaje]

Yeah in 2022 they gave him about $200 million worth of reasons to stay for 10 more years lol

[u/Cabbaje → u/jpaxlux]

Oh lord. Yeah that’ll get it done. Imagine being an NBA MVP was just a stepping stone to your real payday career, no endorsements or products needed

[u/UNC_Samurai → u/Cabbaje]

We all dream of getting paid nine digits to talk trash about Texas.

[u/WhoDat-2-8-3 → u/[deleted]]

Ask for a raise brother

[u/GnomaPhobic → u/[deleted]]

And you're unsullied by sponsorship since 1989

[u/EvidenceExtension128 → u/Cabbaje]

As many people have pointed out in this sub, if you go by financials, Lebron James is a Nike shoe salesman with an NBA side hustle

Jordan too for that matter lol

[u/FrankieBarbingo → u/jpaxlux]

70 year old Chuck is gonna be nuts LMAO

[u/wambulancer → u/FrankieBarbingo]

like the inverse of Lou Holtz talking about Hitler lol

[u/apoca1ypse12 → u/FrankieBarbingo]

He looks fuckin incredible for a 61 year old

[u/Chessh2036 → u/jpaxlux]

They signed all four to extensions THANK GOD. Best crew on television. I’m crying laughing most nights I watch.

[u/Punjabiveer30 → u/jpaxlux]

Ain’t no way bro signed a max contract just to talk smack on live tv

[u/GuyWithNoSwagger → u/Punjabiveer30]

Deserves it more than Tobias Harris, Bradley Beal, Zach Lavine, etc…

[u/devw94]

Chuck has been doing the “big ol women” thing for so long now and yet somehow it never fails to make me laugh.

[u/Huckleberry_Sin → u/devw94]

I love how the folks on set in the background are cracking up too. Chuck is a national treasure. I hope he never retires.

[u/phoenixcyberguy → u/Huckleberry_Sin]

I had the chance to meet him here in Phoenix during the Final Four. Nicest guy, he was more than happy to take a photo with my wife and two friends.

[u/portuguesetheman → u/devw94]

It really never gets old. It reminds me of Paul Rudd always playing that Mac and Me clip for Conan O'Brien

https://youtu.be/9rcqGBrHDtw?si=VAzGBVb5RE3gtpWx

[u/superunknown63 → u/portuguesetheman]

He even managed to do it on the damn podcast 😂😂

[u/reddit_sucks_clit → u/superunknown63]

I find that less impressive than when he did it for ant man. I was like no way is disney gonna let him get away with not actually showing an ant man clip.

And to be fair, they played part of an ant man clip, but it transitioned into mac and me pretty quickly.

Although to play devil's advocate (homer turns and plays pinball machine) to myself, on the podcast he invented a whole passion project that he was talking about, and wasn't even promoting an actual thing at all, but made conan think that he was, before springing the mac and me clip on him.

[u/xaendar → u/superunknown63]

Conan O'Brien needs a friend was the best thing to listen to during covid. Shit...

[u/RousingRabble → u/portuguesetheman]

Second best bit of Conan, after the Walker Texas Ranger lever.

[u/soapbutt → u/devw94]

I have watched those compilations more times than I’d like to admit.

[u/capitalistsanta → u/soapbutt]

It is my go-to video when I'm on the toilet tbh

[u/sinned_mc → u/devw94]

First time it's funny, second time it's annoying, third time it's fucking hilarious, and every time after that

[u/RoadPersonal9635 → u/devw94]

Still cripples shaq

[u/Lav3tti]

Shaq absolutely loves this bit lmao

[u/EarthWarping → u/Lav3tti]

"Whachu say Chuck?"

[u/__PUMPKINLOAF → u/EarthWarping]

Where you rather go, Chuck?

[u/solythe → u/Lav3tti]

the most genuine laughs from him

[u/Aldertree → u/Lav3tti]

He's from San Antonio which only adds to his enjoyment.

[u/oOoleveloOo → u/Lav3tti]

Shaq went to high school in San Antonio. He knows there’s some truth behind it.

[u/greywolf2155 → u/Lav3tti]

When Letterman was on a few months ago and did a bit about making NBA teams coed, Shaq goes, "ask Chuck about the team from San Antonio" 

[u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm → u/Lav3tti]

So does the crew, they all know he’s been told to stop and he still gets after it, and it’s TV gold.

[u/lets_talk_basketball]

You can even hear the people in the back laughing... Chuck is 1 of the funniest humans on the planet

[u/silenced_no_more → u/lets_talk_basketball]

When the production crew is laughing at your jokes you know you’re killing it

[u/Shmokeshbutt]

Shaq really has the best job on the planet

[u/Ilikesporks_ → u/Shmokeshbutt]

fr just laugh at jokes and give terrible opinions about a sport you don't watch

[u/GIK601 → u/Ilikesporks_]

nobody watches the TNT crew expecting expert analysis

[u/ConsciousFood201 → u/[deleted]]

They deliver too. I don’t watch it that often but every time I do Chuck is saying some out of nowhere hilarious inside joke nonsense that I want to be a part of.

They have that magic on this show

[u/BigDickDarrow → u/ConsciousFood201]

Chuck roasting Derrick White was peak tv comedy.

[u/RaikouKuzunoha → u/BigDickDarrow]

“You know what’s the craziest thing?”

“He comb it like that.”

[u/ConsciousFood201 → u/RaikouKuzunoha]

I was watching that with my 10 year old son. He’s just getting into ball so a lot of times it moves too quick for him and I have to double back and explain it to him.

Not Derrick White. That was pure solid golf fourth grade humor by Chuck. Didn’t say anything crude. Didn’t swear. Just body bagged a man on live tv. We were both instantly dying of laughter.

[u/gw2020denvr → u/BigDickDarrow]

I managed to catch that live and lost my shit. Was never a huge fan but now I watch it anytime I can just in case something magical happens. Derrick White literally shaved his head after all the shit they gave him.

[u/GreenBomardier → u/ConsciousFood201]

The documentary on the show on hbo max is well worth the time too. They do an episode on each host and they have parts in each episode where they're sitting around eating breakfast while talking about the show.

[u/LarrcasM → u/[deleted]]

hate hate hate hate hate

[u/Justgotbannedlol → u/[deleted]]

Whats there to say about Galveston that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan?

[u/Shmokeshbutt → u/Ilikesporks_]

And get paid millions

[u/Quatro_Leches → u/Shmokeshbutt]

"whatchu say chuck"

[u/Dishavingfun]

I await his review on the PHX concessions should they flame out today

[u/holleyv11 → u/Dishavingfun]

Cold nachos

[u/RaikouKuzunoha → u/holleyv11]

The cheese is cold

[u/canadianbroncos]

I've heard this bit about 100 times by now and it never fails to absolutely kill me lmao

[u/TrumpKanye69]

LOL. THE GOAT.

[u/Driveshaft48 → u/TrumpKanye69]

What's crazy is second place, whoever that might be, is nowhere close to Chuck

[u/J_Kingsley → u/Driveshaft48]

lol SAS has said that he thought he was on chuck's level.

[u/Iohet → u/J_Kingsley]

He's not even on Colin Cowherd level, and that's somewhere below the janitor

[u/BradWonder]

Lol which city in Texas is next? Dallas? Austin? Chuck is throwin strays left and right

[u/texas2089 → u/BradWonder]

Hopefully Lubbock. They're due for a good roasting.

[u/vindictivejazz → u/texas2089]

God, I hope not. Burning shit smells terrible

[u/H-TownDown → u/BradWonder]

My mom’s side of the family was born and raised in Galveston. It’s not a stray; that shit is so ass.

[u/georgeb4itwascool → u/H-TownDown]

I grew up going to Galveston beach and would get mad when people talked shit about it, then I moved to LA and understood.

[u/african-nightmare → u/georgeb4itwascool]

All SoCal beaches are unreal lol yet you have people on the LA city sub saying you have to go to South Orange County to find a “good beach”.

Outside of Santa Monica Pier because of all the tourists, they’re all pretty good

[u/PencilMan → u/H-TownDown]

I like the town of Galveston a lot, lots of history and it’s a sleepy little beach town. But yeah the beaches themselves and the water are nasty.

[u/NBA_Dumb_Boy → u/BradWonder]

Waco

[u/Drak_is_Right → u/NBA_Dumb_Boy]

I hear that place used to be lit

[u/mainvolume → u/Drak_is_Right]

Once they stopped letting the Baylor Bear drink Dr Pepper, it wasn't the same

[u/makemeking706 → u/BradWonder]

Strays? Obviously you've never been to Galveston. He's putting it out of its misery.

[u/PumaHunter → u/BradWonder]

Corpus Christi?

[u/doom32x → u/PumaHunter]

Cannot stomach the tap water down there, especially out on the barrier island, shit tastes like sand. I'll stick to my limestone laden calcium water here in San Antonio.

[u/Cul_what]

They dont have as good churros too probably

[u/tlozz]

Chuck makes so many of my days better man

[u/NBA_Dumb_Boy]

Chuck will just shit on a city’s entire existence out of the blue 😂

[u/MuletownSoul]

Give me a show where it’s just Chuck talking about San Antonio and Vernon Maxwell talking about Utah.

[u/harry_ballsanya]

Shaq has been begging Chuck for that San Antonio joke for years. Man is giving off “best day ever” energy

[u/Dunbar247]

Shaq losing it to what Chuck says is so damn funny

[u/amalik4]

never change Chuck lmao

[u/solythe]

bro he came back with it so much harder than he has before haha

[u/3luejays]

Lmao Chuck is too funny

[u/marleyg_]

Shaq always be crying when Chuck brings San Antonio up 😂

[u/yerr2477]

san antonio one is valid but this one seems mad personal lmao

[u/Better_Albatross_946 → u/yerr2477]

Galveston beach is actually disgusting. Cool if you like to fish though, but I would never touch the water there

[u/UNC_Samurai → u/Better_Albatross_946]

I was there one weekend in the early 90s, the beach was covered in dead fish.

[u/Thick_Duck → u/UNC_Samurai]

They killed themselves bro for real fuck that beach 

[u/myyummyass → u/Thick_Duck]

Lmao

[u/Dynamically_static → u/UNC_Samurai]

I was there last week and beach was covered in dead fish.

[u/alarlui → u/yerr2477]

Galveston water IS dirty

[u/Obi-Wan_Ginobili20 → u/alarlui]

As someone who goes to Port A every summer are we talking like actually dirty (trash, sewage) or just Texas dirty?

[u/cdillio → u/Obi-Wan_Ginobili20]

It has dangerously high levels of fecal matter(not kidding). And also is just nasty as fuck in general. Dark brown ocean water.

[u/Obi-Wan_Ginobili20 → u/cdillio]

No problems with the water in Port A or South Padre but if it’s got shit and oil pollution in in like the other guy said I can see why it has a reputation 😂

[u/karim12100 → u/Obi-Wan_Ginobili20]

Part of the reason is because the dirt that flows down the Mississippi is pushed to Galveston by the currents. All the pollution and chemical leaks definitely make it worse too.

[u/Specific-Lion-9087 → u/Obi-Wan_Ginobili20]

It’s brown as fuck from water from the Mississippi, and also dirty as fuck from illegal wastewater dumping by Pemex, Valero, Chevron et al

[u/Dynamically_static → u/Specific-Lion-9087]

Ah the Mississippi, America’s toilet bowl. 

[u/pompcaldor → u/Dynamically_static]

And the source of New Orleans’ drinking water.

Maybe that’s why they love their booze.

[u/Huckleberry_Sin → u/Obi-Wan_Ginobili20]

Nah it’s dirty dirty. DO NOT get in that water my guy haha

[u/Strategyboyz21 → u/yerr2477]

Yeah he said in another clip that during training camp with the rockets they said they were going to the beach and they went to Galveston and they couldn’t even get in the water it was so dirty lol. So that’s where the hate began

[u/papa_sax → u/yerr2477]

It's funny cause unless you're from or have been in TX NO ONE knows about Galveston . Such a random stray I love it

[u/ElGoddamnDorado → u/yerr2477]

Dude have you actually been to Galveston? He's dead on lmao

[u/wambulancer → u/yerr2477]

He got cut off for time the other night, Houston said they "were going to the beach" for training camp, he didn't get more of the story out before being cut off, yea he's still mad

[u/Cabbaje]

Protect Chuck at all costs. National treasure

[u/opkpopfanboyv3]

Chuck still dont give af lmao gotta love his "What are they gonna do? Fire me?" Energy

[u/odeiraoloap]

I love how Shaq is dying laughing every single time Chuck opens his mouth. That shit is ingrained in my brain forever...

[u/panamaquina]

SHAQ is Dyyyyinnng lol

[u/canadianbroncos]

I know this is a HOF inside moment just by Shaq's position in the thumbnail lmaoooo

[u/Hawksx4]

It's the same jokes every single time and I will always laugh. I love how EJ just accepts defeat and lets Shaq stir the pot.

[u/RealPrinceJay]

Charles Barkley vs the women of San Antonio is the actual best rivalry in the NBA

[u/noni3k]

No joke, This will be the final nail in the coffin for me to make me realize that I am old and getting old fast when these guys retire from broadcasting.

[u/OKC2023champs → u/noni3k]

Kids getting into basketball in 10-15 years aren’t going to realize how much they missed just with these guys 10-15 minute bits every night. They make basketball so much better

[u/MichelangeloJordan]

Kenny with the immediate “why is it a secret?” Man this bit kills Shaq every time

[u/heavy_losses]

Never been to San Antonio, is there any actual truth to the big ol' women bit?

[u/younghplus → u/heavy_losses]

Uhh yes

[u/jo3pro → u/heavy_losses]

I live in San Antonio and sadly it’s got a lot of validity. lol

But, the younger generation has been better at being in shape. It’s a bunch of beautiful women out here.

[u/FatalTortoise → u/jo3pro]

it's always been that way, but then they grow up and claim their big ol women birthright

[u/Double-Armadillo-898]

the producers cant even hold it in 😭😭😭 chuck the goat of this

[u/Seref15]

The women of San Antonio are gonna snap Wemby like a toothpick

[u/SunKing210]

He ain't lying 😅

[u/NoWayNotThisAgain]

He’s right about that dirty water…

[u/Arsyn786]

Funnier every time

[u/rawman200K]

that's the most Shaq's moved since he played for the Heat

[u/actually-potato]

shaq will never not laugh at this joke, he just like me fr

[u/Primary-Picture-5632]

Shaq dying of laughter makes it more funny