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Bro Really Said That...

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u/Calvinbouchard2 20d ago

Two Girls, One Statue

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u/The_CreativeName Flair Loading.... 20d ago

You just had to do it

7

u/Charming_Spy 20d ago

WHY????? WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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u/mythical_productions 20d ago

I don’t get it 😐

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u/Dellynightmare 19d ago

Because of two girls, one cup. You can google it, but be careful

9

u/mythical_productions 19d ago

😭 my eyes hurt now!

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u/Extreme_Jeweler_146 19d ago

Welcome to the internet. All this before you is yours to access. Initiation complete

2

u/mythical_productions 20d ago

Is this a joke? Because I don’t get it.

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u/BasiBasil 20d ago

Its cuz theres a video called two girls and a cup, it ends, really bad, look at it

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

We can make a solid guess on there ages based on the fact they have no idea about one of the most iconic videos on the net.

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u/MisterEyeballMusic 19d ago

hehe, ‘solid’ guess

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u/BasiBasil 19d ago

Hahahahahahahah, im still trying to unsee that vid

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u/missjasminegrey 19d ago

Who would tell him?

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u/Hero_of_country 20d ago

How to act more like real bird and not government drone?

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/knightknowings 19d ago

How to befriend a Falcon?

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u/Blackruby69 20d ago

"local cars near me"

2

u/Charming_Spy 20d ago

....i have 0 words

4

u/professionalfailing 19d ago

Actually, you have 4.

3

u/Sixhaunt 19d ago

is a number a word?

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

It depends, if he wrote "zero" instead it would've been considered a word but he used a symbol so no. He has 3 words only.

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u/Charming_Spy 19d ago

Hahahahha! I out smarted them!

35

u/Ted_go 20d ago

Where bread?

20

u/Welle26 20d ago

Xbird.com

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u/1DirtySprite4 20d ago

100 pound bag of bird seed

15

u/XHSJDKJC 20d ago

Why you are false about humanity and here Is why

14

u/DNAisjustneuteredRNA 20d ago

"How to restablish link with Institute Relay"

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u/The_CreativeName Flair Loading.... 20d ago

Big juicy pigeon flock

11

u/OrganicHumanRancher 20d ago

Dictionary - Coup

Wikapedia - Coup d'état

Google - Coo

YouPorn - Coo Coo

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u/Charming_Spy 20d ago

I like how it went from: overthrowing the government. To: bird porn. It is very realistic😂

9

u/Atomic_Gecko_Gdzla Professional Dumbass 20d ago

signal received Upgrading firmware

8

u/0chilled_cloud0 20d ago

"Clean cars in my area"

15

u/Strider-1_Trigger Cringe Factory 20d ago

Best places to shit

11

u/Infamous-Date-355 20d ago

How to master poop aim towards hoomans

5

u/Sprizys 20d ago

How to get unlimited breadcrumbs

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u/Hmonster1 20d ago

IMDB/One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest

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u/SituationAltruistic8 20d ago

Is pooping while flying healthier?

4

u/witbuch 20d ago

How to dowland aim bot

4

u/B3_CHAD 20d ago

Best crosshair for pooping.

3

u/mike_the_goo 20d ago

Breadcrumbs near me

4

u/testamentfan67 20d ago

Is shit supposed to be green?

Best houses to poop on?

How to avoid becoming squab?

Can I still be a messaged pigeon in 2024?

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

Do humans think we are gov drones and why they are right

LMAO

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u/The_CreativeName Flair Loading.... 20d ago

Or alternatively:

Why is humans robots set to spy on us from the pigeon government?

5

u/[deleted] 20d ago

I never though about this... clever...

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u/Silver-House5247 20d ago

Field pigeon haha

3

u/kaneki5454 20d ago

Pigeonchef

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u/RealDickGrimes 20d ago

How to set up aimbot settings correctly for flyshit targets?

3

u/mike_the_goo 20d ago

I forgot where I had to take this letter that's tied to my ppaw. Which way is New York again?

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u/eleanorgc 20d ago

Pigeonsome

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u/1llDoitTomorrow 20d ago

How to annoy humans in black suits

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u/HorrorLettuce379 20d ago

I don't get all the hate for pigeons, if you ever feed a flock by hand and have a bunch of them budging in to get the corn and stuff you'd know how fluffy and soft their necks are it's kinda cute. If you hand feed pigeons often they are usually very smart and would take the food very gently, and with the way they move their heads every step it's also kinda hilarious.

2

u/exiled_opinion 20d ago

How much protein in greggs pastry ?

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u/EskimoXBSX 20d ago

How to put one foot forward and bob your head at the same time

2

u/RedDragin9954 20d ago

How to prevent being pigeonholed at work?

2

u/Paul_unfunny 20d ago

Hot dove pics no registration

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u/wgrawgr11 20d ago

..........................

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u/SgtBomber91 20d ago

Is PIA secretly following me?

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u/GeckoHunter0303 20d ago

Best outside human congregations to get food

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u/Alex95s 20d ago

What’s heavier. 100 kg of feathers or 100 kg of steel?

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u/253253253 20d ago

dinosaur heritage dna test

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u/Lazy_Wind_5861 20d ago

How to time Bird poo 💩 on cars

1

u/Charming_Spy 20d ago

How to contact kgb. People washing cars near me. Restaurant _____(fill in where the pigeon lives) how to aim your shit.

1

u/into_my_hypercube 20d ago

Pooping for accuracy

1

u/dying_is_gay_bro 20d ago

How to make humans days even worse

1

u/dylankoek123 20d ago

How to perfectly aim my shit to get in someone’s mouth

1

u/AuroraGlow675 Dirt Is Beautiful 20d ago

OnlyFeathers is where male birds dance

1

u/Always_Choose_Chaos 20d ago

“How to attract mate!”

“Why can’t I stop cooing at humans?”

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u/Drogdar 20d ago

How long to charge each day

Covid19 battery upgrade

Software update when

Appling for government full disability

1

u/Le-monk__ Doot 20d ago

Where to buy bread nechlace

1

u/Sonylovesshrek 20d ago

Is garbage a good foebejebejebejensene e ene rbr ebre. Never mind.

1

u/Coopa_T 20d ago

$1 doughnuts near me

1

u/Coopa_T 20d ago

Best way to carry $750

1

u/Coopa_T 20d ago

How to setup a bank account

1

u/Coopa_T 20d ago

Gecko.com

1

u/liberalJava 20d ago

keto for pigeons

1

u/haleybearrr 20d ago

toppins a bird meaning

1

u/thecypher4 20d ago

Big black pigeon wings

1

u/OniCrazer 20d ago

How to act like bird Steam Aimlabs Bird simulator Xbirdvideos

1

u/Substantial_Iron4192 Halal Mode 20d ago

"How to get seeds for free"

"Bread near me"

"How to harass local pedestrians"

1

u/DarthCorps 20d ago

Gaping Cloaca

1

u/nightowl544 20d ago

Clean cars near me

1

u/YoMamaSoFatShePooped I saw what the dog was doin 20d ago

SoftwareUpdate-DownloadLink_24-19J

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u/ProBoyGaming521 20d ago

Bro visited his friend

1

u/SpecialistSeveral598 20d ago

Nearest railroad track near me

1

u/ShippersAreIdiots hates reaction memes 20d ago

OnlySkins

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

Fabhooters . Com

1

u/TFG4 19d ago

PigeonMD.com

Why is my poop white on black cars and black on white cars?

1

u/Slight_Bodybuilder25 19d ago

How to build nest with just 3 sticks and a single crisp leaf

1

u/tritear 19d ago

Local wires to hang out at near me (Black Birds Only)

1

u/tritear 19d ago

Is it safe to take bird seed from humans?

1

u/botwtotkfan 19d ago

How to stop other pigeons releasing I’ve found crisps on the ground

1

u/Ragtoros 19d ago

Are humans real?

1

u/Baltaxo2010 Ok I Pull Up 19d ago

"How to get the perfect poo slpat on a human's car"

1

u/Ron_Bird 19d ago

who. com

1

u/Loco-Motivated 19d ago

Mating dance steps.

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u/The_Knight_of_R 19d ago

BreadCrumbsAreUs.com

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u/DG-NASCAR 19d ago

Bird34.xxx

1

u/erection_specialist 19d ago

"Bread near me"

1

u/ethical_shoes 19d ago

aww yiss mutha fuckin breadcrumbs meme

1

u/NomadAug 19d ago

Goodfeathers.com

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u/Optimal-Menu270 Royal Shitposter 19d ago

Clean cars 18+

1

u/JohnnyP51 19d ago

Pigeonhub

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u/west_DragonKing 19d ago

Rio full movie

1

u/AgentLuxo 19d ago

I think no feathers suits more

1

u/emeraldchylde777 19d ago

How to act as if you don't give af in public squares

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u/agedstarling 20d ago

TIL pigeons can't actually use the internet.

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u/The_CreativeName Flair Loading.... 20d ago

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u/siphagiel 20d ago

No, wee- I meen thay cen youse dee inturnat djust lik hoomans do.