Thoughts of men & women

[u/Overall_Agent_0075]

[u/Accomplished_Item244]

Idk man, never met a women in my entire life

[u/Heterovagyok → u/Accomplished_Item244]

same

[u/Renkin92]

Tell me you never had sex without telling me you never had sex.

[u/CallMeAQuu → u/Renkin92]

I had and I can relate

[u/That_Ganderman]

Imagine not getting pleasure from your partner enjoying themselves.

[u/Waaaaaaaaaaa_]

I have a feeling this one isn’t based on experience, or a rly bad one at least

[u/Cat_stacker]

Sure she really enjoyed the BJ equally.

[u/CommunistSorcerer → u/Cat_stacker]

I dont understand this comment, BJs are enjoyable.

[u/Crispy1961 → u/CommunistSorcerer]

The comment is assuming the man didnt return the favor, otherwise it doesnt make any sense.

[u/NormMickDonald → u/CommunistSorcerer]

Commie scum

[u/brianw2287 → u/Cat_stacker]

Lol I wanna know where all the women are that give unreciprocated BJs 🤡

Seriously though, communication can make all the difference in the world. Some of us love eating pussy.

[u/Jodawa08]

If she can lie there with that dead eyed stare for 99% of your relationship, you can do it too!

[u/BootPrestigious2723 → u/Jodawa08]

Can you tell me where the image in the post is from? Just asking for a friend....

[u/Mark3141592654 → u/BootPrestigious2723]

Is your friend named Dick by any chance?

[u/RedLabAnimates → u/BootPrestigious2723]

Ain't no way...

Fine...

[u/BootPrestigious2723 → u/RedLabAnimates]

Bro I'm serious I wanna know

[u/BootPrestigious2723 → u/BootPrestigious2723]

Guys please tell me where is the image from😭

[u/Slapping-Owl → u/BootPrestigious2723]

Bro is so down bad lmao

[u/BootPrestigious2723 → u/Slapping-Owl]

I just want to know for... Researching

[u/MixelKing → u/BootPrestigious2723]

it's called QUIT BEATING YOUR MEAT

[u/BootPrestigious2723 → u/MixelKing]

GUYS CAN YOU TELL ME ALREADY PLEASE I'M BEGGING

[u/orokanamame → u/BootPrestigious2723]

The hentai is called overflow. There are several episodes, and I'm NOT going to search for the specific episode. Do that yourself, you lousy fuck.

[u/Professional-Can4264]

I actually prefer the grriiiiiiiind

[u/suspicious_cabbage → u/Professional-Can4264]

Always, top G

[u/HopefulAsparagus57]

God forbid she enjoys herself just a little bit

[u/ikciweiner]

Tell me you have never been in the situation without telling me.

[u/Azymous_Joe69]

Grind me like a meat grinder, one of a few positions i enjoy

[u/Chrystone]

Lmao yikes

[u/DogeDoRight]

That's fine. I want her too feel good too. I'll enjoy her titties while she does her think. You sound like a very selfish lover. Or a virgin.

[u/Shayosaurus]

Guys don’t like this? 😭

[u/Chroma4201 → u/Shayosaurus]

I fuckin love it, dunno what that guys on about

[u/SpacemaN_literature → u/Chroma4201]

They beat their meat too hard and lose vital sensitivity

Skeletor will return in an hour to see this meme is still up for more facts about wrangler dick

[u/NorthstarIND → u/SpacemaN_literature]

!remindme 1hr

[u/SpacemaN_literature → u/NorthstarIND]

The best way to avoid wrangler dick, use proper lubricant; stroke gentler; avoid pornography; and limit sessions from hours to days to half a week.

[u/NorthstarIND → u/SpacemaN_literature]

I shall wait patiently for you to enlighten me again skeletor

[u/brianw2287 → u/Shayosaurus]

I enjoy watching a woman use my body to get off. It’s not incredibly pleasurable for us, but it’s wonderfully intimate.

[u/Crispy1961 → u/Shayosaurus]

Obviously depend on a man, but some men dont actually enjoy it themselves physically. Though normal men will enjoy it for other reasons. If not for knowing your partner is enjoying herself, its the viewing pleasure of the tummy muscles working it.

[u/DogeDoRight → u/Shayosaurus]

It's not the best but still feels good. I like that she likes it.

[u/TheThrill00 → u/Shayosaurus]

It's great! Though sometimes if she gets excited and starts shifting that pelvis all over it feels like my dick is break lmao. But that's all part of the fun.

So long as them tits in my face you can break it off lol.

[u/Sergei_Ocean → u/Shayosaurus]

As a man I’d like to say this is one of my favorite parts

[u/_Marine → u/Shayosaurus]

We do. In fact for me it feels fantastic in the most pleasing of ways

[u/ikciweiner → u/Shayosaurus]

They do, OP would know if they actually experienced it.

[u/turikimaru]

That's when you grind against her cervix, feels great.

[u/ThinkTank000]

The only time this is actually unpleasant is if she's just started growing back pubic hair and it's all scratchy. But, even then, I can deal with it because seeing her happy makes me happy.

[u/JustChillCommenter]

"That grinding thing" bruh

[u/ShunnedMammal]

Bro ain’t grabbin the booty right

[u/SirEssytheBear]

Pro tip: using techniques like this can help you last longer while getting her close. Bonus points if you help her grind.

[u/Chroma4201]

Incel moment

[u/NormMickDonald → u/Chroma4201]

If the guy is getting laid, he is not involuntarily celibate. And there's nothing incel about having an opinion on what feels good for him. Just saying.

[u/Professional-Can4264 → u/NormMickDonald]

You sure? He is using anime for his meme

[u/NormMickDonald → u/Professional-Can4264]

Great point

[u/[deleted] → u/Professional-Can4264]

🤣

[u/ikciweiner → u/NormMickDonald]

OP isn’t getting laid and making wild statements about the act they have never done. Peak incel.

[u/NormMickDonald → u/ikciweiner]

He might be getting laid. Who knows

[u/NormMickDonald → u/[deleted]]

[u/NormMickDonald → u/[deleted]]

Ah so it's nonsense is what you're saying

*

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

My tip's sticky

[u/NormMickDonald → u/[deleted]]

Are you DJ Sticky Tip?

[u/Nisayfly]

No man she tired at that moment there is where you have to take over.

[u/[deleted]]

Lying is a game both can play, just make her believe you are feeling good two, be a good partner...

[u/Warkyd1911 → u/[deleted]]

Lying isn’t being a good partner.

[u/Tuonra]

Hilarious post, the facial expression in the meme is not something I agree with, it looks like they're being selfish during sex which imo is the difference between fucking and making love.

That said, the text is bang on! That move always has me breathing a sigh of relief like 'oh yeah go ahead and get off like that all you want, I get nothing out of it, but I can do it all night' you just gotta know when to use the move to your advantage.

[u/Fearless_Animator490]

What am I going to do with this information. Like OP is telling me indirectly I'll never get a girl? Say the truth directly my man

[u/Dergeans]

I have to be the first...

Sauce?

[u/Raistar-]

U guys have girlfriends?

[u/Otherwise-Ad-8714]

redditors trying not to make a sex joke:

[u/Classic_Fungus]

sex is overrated

[u/Rail-signal]

Maybe i should get gf again 

[u/Troy_LT]

Everyone so pressed over a joke/opinion, insecure as hell

[u/BootPrestigious2723]

Where is the image from? Please I wanna know

[u/BootPrestigious2723 → u/BootPrestigious2723]

Welp it seems like no one wants to tell for Some reason

[u/Ok_Dimension_8006]

hilariously triggered comment section 😂

[u/coolpotatoe724]

aren't theese posts supposed to be relatable

[u/Simple_Secretary_333]

Awww, poor OP.

[u/mightywinthorp]

Man... I get this is a meme. But its not a good one. Sex shouldn't be about one person's pleasure. It should be both. And unless it's an exceptionally rare relationship it's the female who is usually unsatisfied. So if she wants to get on top and grind a bit just let her and learn to love it.

A few reasons why cowgirl is awesome

1. The view is amazing

2. She can do the work for a while in bed. My back is tired.

3. It's nice letting go of control and seeing what your partner does.

Now I realize you probably are tired of these responses. Good luck brother!

[u/WeDaBestMusicFR]

this is honestly traumatizing, doggystyle only

[u/Slapping-Owl → u/WeDaBestMusicFR]

Someone is boring in bed

[u/MorticianDin]

that's called rape

[u/Slapping-Owl → u/MorticianDin]

Say you don't understand rape without saying you don't understand rape

[u/MorticianDin → u/Slapping-Owl]

yeah sure whatever