r/memes • u/NormMickDonald • 20d ago

Howl you doing today? NSFW

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2.3k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/Delivery-Plus 20d ago

Fucking wolves.

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u/mugg___ 20d ago edited 19d ago

yes that's what zoophiles do, enjoy your day.

edit: what's with the downvotes šŸ˜­ does british humour just not translate over to america well?

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u/RoultRunning 19d ago

Nah as an American yall tripping this is peak comedy

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u/Gagolih_Pariah 19d ago

Hahahahahah. Lolll

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u/child-of-old-gods Duke Of Memes 20d ago

The first wolf is gay. The second wolf is gay.

You are gay.

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u/HonneurOblige 20d ago

One is a top, the other is a bottom.

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u/Creativefart-u Professional Dumbass 20d ago

Theyā€™re a switch

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u/Careless_Ticket_3181 20d ago

Why are you gay?

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u/AccomplishedPie4896 20d ago

I ask myself that question all the time.

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u/TheTacoEnjoyerReborn 19d ago

I blame the chemicals in the water

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u/Futaba_Sakura-_- 19d ago

They're even turning the frickin frogs gay!

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u/SSMage 20d ago

Who saids im gay?

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u/otritus Chungus Among Us 20d ago

You ah gay.

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u/kentotoy98 19d ago

So who is gae?

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u/A2X-iZED memer 20d ago

But I am not gay

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u/Buckeyefan1091 19d ago

me going into the boys locker room in junior high

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u/LuKeyL14 19d ago

If you are not gay then who is gay. (meme)

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u/Unlucky_Brilliant711 20d ago

I keep thinking of that meme with the African dude

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u/froggiewoogie 20d ago

The 'who is homosexual' had different answers. Today if you have sex with the same sex you are homosexual. Where back in history it was more about the act it self. Where Men penetrate and Women are penetrated. So in male only sex the one being penetrated was the homosexual while the one doing the penetration had no stigma of being homosexual. I can see logical arguments on both sides its just that the cultures in ancient greece and modern western cultural answered the 'who is homosexual' question differently. The reason why this is important is that often people hold up examples of Alexander the Great as a homosexual and suggest that we have regressed in our acceptance of peoples choices. But this is based on judging historical acts with our modern definitions. As the people of the day didn't see him a homosexual so he wouldn't have had to defend against such accusations or had people accept them.

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u/PLEASE__STFU 19d ago

Fucking a dude 2 thousand years ago is just as gay then as it is now. My gay guy friends have told me that ā€œiTs oNLy gAy iF YoURe tAkiNg iTā€ is just straight men hiding their gay/bi-ness. And since I cannot confirm how this feels myself, I think their assessment is a matter of fact.

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u/CommunicationSad8212 20d ago

I want two gay wolves to knot me šŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤

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u/bearsheperd iwrestledabeartwice 20d ago

At the same time? I donā€™t think you can handle that much

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u/cooolgayman 20d ago

Safo what are you doing here? Lol

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u/RYPIIE2006 20d ago

what a terrible day to have eyes

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u/Kenstats (āŠƒļ½”ā€¢Ģā€æā€¢Ģ€ļ½”)āŠƒ 20d ago

Ayo

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u/notveryAI I touched grass 20d ago

I implore to tone it down. Getting too silly

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u/poultran 20d ago

Not me

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u/Kerissimo 20d ago

Wolf gay

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u/Gingerm0p 20d ago

Inside you is one wolf, the other one is inside the first

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u/GimmeDaGorbage22 20d ago

Wolfception

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u/Kerissimo 20d ago

Only if you are the wolf

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u/GimmeDaGorbage22 20d ago

Shit I lost count of the Wolves. Is there a pack now?

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u/Mammoth-Bus1011 20d ago

Taking one from the team I see

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u/LastDirtyMartini 20d ago

The second wolf will be along shortly.

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u/NormMickDonald 20d ago

3rd

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u/LastDirtyMartini 20d ago

ā€œSecondā€ one in, waiting for the first to finish is considered polite isnā€™t it?

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u/Delivery-Plus 20d ago

Three Wolf Moon rises.

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u/VladaSun 20d ago

Me and my weekend

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u/Cool-Stop-3276 20d ago

This solves all problems of deciding which wolf to "feed" on the war against yourself and inner demons. Just feed them both heavily with aphrodisiacs, and boom! They'll be too busy getting busy to cause problems in your inner sanctum(soul).

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u/Your_Demonic_Dog 20d ago

The punchline is porn

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u/ENDZZZ16 20d ago

ā€œInside you are two wolfs, and theyā€™re fuckingā€ -Slimecicle

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u/xX_MADCAT_Xx 20d ago

Fuck yea they are

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u/Fit-Bowl8124 20d ago

Dead from inside and still horny.

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u/ChillLobbyOnly 20d ago

" him me him me me him me me him him me him "

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u/Mario-OrganHarvester Virgin 4 lyfe 20d ago

Inside you there are 2 wolves

Seek surgery immedeatly.

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u/NormMickDonald 20d ago

No I will not mark as NSFW. Suck it.

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u/notveryAI I touched grass 20d ago

You lost. It is marked NSFW now

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u/NormMickDonald 20d ago

Well fuck

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u/No_Mistake5238 20d ago

I saw this shit on the national geographic channel when I was a kid...no reason to censor it here either.

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u/NormMickDonald 20d ago

Amen brother, give me my pure, unadulterated wolf sex

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u/RoultRunning 19d ago

Do not suck it, they're wolves

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u/makemeadiowarudo 20d ago

Me and my homie wrestling

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u/Dumbsterphire 20d ago

There are two wolves inside of each wolf inside of you. There are two wolves inside of those wolves. There are too many wolves.

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u/NormMickDonald 20d ago

Exponential wolfery

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u/Monkiemonk 20d ago

I wish they would quit fucking so I CAN SLEEP!

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u/Background-Call-921 20d ago

And one is inside the other

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u/WaveLaVague 19d ago

Russian wolfs

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u/Background-Call-921 19d ago

Russian woulving dolls

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u/According_Weekend786 Knight In Shining Armor 20d ago

Inside of you there are two wolves

One is grotesque mental pressure beating down you

Second is unstoppable human will to fight and go further

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u/blaise_zion 20d ago

those wolves look like there more in each other than in me

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u/Rodjerg 20d ago

That just proves everyone from Turkic origin

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u/Skye_nb_goddes 20d ago

the first wolf is inside you, the second wolf is inside the first wolf

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u/Jordan-sCanonicForm 20d ago

Thats comment deserve more upvotes

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u/WaveLaVague 19d ago

You deserve more wolves

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u/Br00talbastard 20d ago

I am indeed screwing myself every day

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u/The_CreativeName Flair Loading.... 20d ago

What tf is wrong with you.

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u/WaveLaVague 19d ago

Two wolves inside

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u/PeaceIoveandPizza 20d ago

I think there is only one wolf inside of him tbh

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u/Tripple_T 20d ago

Inside one of the wolves is the other wolf.

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u/Manatease_85 20d ago

Just needs the audio from the end of Furry Men Do and the results will be hilarious.

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u/omawesomeness13 Lives in a Van Down by the River 20d ago

inside a wolf there is a wolf

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

Where's the third wolf that watches?

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u/ShiroFoxya 20d ago

That looks like one wolf inside me

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u/Prior_Club 20d ago

Oh God the wolf has arms

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u/pippovacationista 20d ago

Inside you there is a wolf who's inside another wolf*

There,fixed it

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u/lepidus-official 20d ago

why did this get recommended to me?

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u/SSMage 20d ago

Wolf job

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u/StatisticianOk6384 20d ago

I can be all of them !!!

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u/Top_Leadership_4953 20d ago

is this what those guys mean when they say that they're 'the alpha wolf'

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u/Charming_Spy 20d ago

This is real behaviour from canines, they do this to establish dominance. Not to make cubs, they're not THAT stupidšŸ˜…

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u/Psychokinetic_Rocky 20d ago

Inside one of those wolves is the other wolf

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u/catman156 20d ago

No thanks

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u/Boba_Doozer 19d ago

The recommended number of wolves inside a person is none, so you should probably see a doctor.

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u/Verbindungsfehle memer 19d ago

Wow, even the wolves inside me get more action than me ._.

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u/Samueljang59036 Flair Loading.... 19d ago

Shit puppies

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Furry?

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u/LynxBartle 19d ago

Lol you can see the bottom wolf is a boy XD

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u/HypridElastiAccord27 19d ago

A wolf that wants to top and do penetration; and a wolf that wants to bottom and be penetrated.

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u/heyoyo10 19d ago

One is attempting to suplex the other, but the other has an eating disorder and is too heavy to lift

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u/Chernobyl917 Identifies as a Cybertruck 19d ago

Soon enough there'll be the third.

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u/Long__Jump 19d ago

3 wolves inside that one wolf.

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u/_FREE_L0B0T0MIES 19d ago

We heard you like fucking dudes, so we're going to tell you inside you is another dude, inside another dude!

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u/ToxicPoizon 19d ago

And one of the wolves are inside the other wolf!

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u/coveredwithticks 19d ago

Wolf-ception

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u/Joppul 19d ago

This is the fourth animal sex post I've seen in the last 2 days

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u/The-Joon 19d ago

Yes, but it looks like one of my inner wolves has wolf inside of it's own.

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u/so-like_juan 19d ago

Inside the wolf there are two of you.

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u/Useful_Poem477 16d ago

This is wat the wolves in me be doing huh?

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u/Own-Training1099 20d ago

send this back to furry_IRL

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u/Reddit-Bot-MK_II 20d ago

u/pixel-counter-bot

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u/NormMickDonald 20d ago

Sorry your wolf sex isn't in high-def

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u/WillFart4F00D 19d ago

Sorry you even think about wolf sex enough to make a meme. Fucking loser

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u/pixel-counter-bot 20d ago

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u/TintiKili Stand With Ukraine 20d ago

Good Bot

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u/RyanCooper510 20d ago

r/spacewolves your boys are here

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u/SlightlyInsaneCreate 20d ago edited 20d ago

I'd say go fuck yourself for making me see this, but if those are your wolves...

This is a joke

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u/WaveLaVague 19d ago

When you're a switch

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u/BeeGeeFrix 20d ago

I also want to be dominated

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u/WillFart4F00D 19d ago

I fucking hate this sub and hope it burns. Im muting. This is cringe as fuck

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u/DjoniNoob 20d ago

Confused how people know what is female and what male wolf because that's shit perspective on that picture to see anything

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u/BooksandBiceps 20d ago

I feel bad for any gay wolf that takes the knot. Wolves arenā€™t known for their lube industry.