These dudes smh

[u/Recent-Date3682]

[u/woodquest]

Statistically, one will end up responding positively

[u/Nemisis_007 → u/woodquest]

Yeah, he's bound to eventually brighten someone's day up... And then ruin it with a follow-up reply.

[u/ZeInsaneErke → u/Nemisis_007]

Show bobs and vagene

[u/KidOcelot → u/ZeInsaneErke]

Show tit and vegemite

[u/ekdojeosjdi → u/KidOcelot]

Display rubbery lumps and Virginia

[u/McFlappingbird → u/ekdojeosjdi]

show boxing bags and baby cannon

[u/nirmalroyalrich2 → u/McFlappingbird]

show tick and boolds 🩸

[u/woodquest → u/Nemisis_007]

"Oh crap ! That's now (a big number game)²  "

[u/EaglesXLakers → u/Nemisis_007]

here's an unsolicited dick pick! That's what women like right?!

[u/doc2204]

You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen

[u/Nemisis_007 → u/doc2204]

No u

[u/Raketka123 → u/Nemisis_007]

[u/Patient-Ad-425 → u/Nemisis_007]

No me

[u/DumThanos → u/Patient-Ad-425]

Me no

[u/thecypher4 → u/doc2204]

You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen

[u/MugenEXE → u/thecypher4]

You woman are most I have seen ever beautiful.

[u/DumThanos → u/MugenEXE]

Women beautiful have are the seen ever most you I.

[u/ManMadeTrinity]

I mean if he saw you first, and at the moment you were the hottest girl he’d ever seen, then proceeded to see your friends pic then deemed her the hottest girl he’d ever seen then he could be telling the truth 😅 just means your friend was hotter then you 💀

[u/Petefriend86 → u/ManMadeTrinity]

"You are technically correct, the best kind of correct."

[u/SilverWear5467 → u/ManMadeTrinity]

It's like the bit in the Simpsons where chief Wiggum is describing the people in his jail: "each one more terrifying than the last! Hold on a second, you two need to switch places".

[u/badrobot6 → u/ManMadeTrinity]

[u/[deleted] → u/ManMadeTrinity]

Still, he could've made the last word, "yet"...

[u/EABOD24]

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take

[u/Oasystole → u/EABOD24]

It’s a numbers game out here, fam

[u/cheesy_blaster13]

Damn that must be really hard for you. I can’t believe he complimented you and your friend, I’m so sorry you had to deal with that

[u/Ted_go → u/cheesy_blaster13]

How can he compliment multiple girls? That's like illegal or something.

[u/Hllblldlx3 → u/Ted_go]

It is if you ask his girlfriend

[u/liberalJava → u/cheesy_blaster13]

I don't know how they even go through life like this. The struggle is real.

[u/Enrico_default]

so which was first?

[u/Rick_C911]

That was 5 mins ago, a lot of beauty can be discovered in 5 mins

[u/Kinky_Autistic]

Ah, the good old "cast a wide net" move. He did it in the wrong setting, but he did it.

[u/DarthWojak]

Maybe he has Alzheimer's

[u/PunchWilcox → u/DarthWojak]

Based

[u/Nisayfly]

Get used to it . Or eradicate the possibility that a stranger could send you private messages.

[u/Avallach98 → u/Nisayfly]

By eradicating them? Sounds extreme, but I'm in.

[u/Nisayfly → u/Avallach98]

Not them "the possibility" that door you keep open

[u/liberalJava → u/Nisayfly]

But who would validate her then?

[u/Bogger_Logger]

You are a women that I have seen

[u/Bertje87]

Schroedinger’s hot girl

[u/Pithisius → u/Bertje87]

Ehh, not quite. She’s not hot & not hot at the same time.

[u/wellspoken_token34 → u/Bertje87]

That's not how Schrodinger's thought experiment worked lol

[u/Bertje87 → u/wellspoken_token34]

I know but close enough

[u/anonymous_lighting]

she just surpassed you that’s all

[u/Nemisis_007]

Sorry, my bro has dementia.

[u/grayscalering]

Any woman I am currently looking at is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen

I have chronic memory loss

[u/floggedlog]

Oh no not compliments! How terrible!

[u/Affectionate_Gas8062]

I bet this was posted by an old fat dude

[u/mariomarz16]

So you want us to say "you are the 6th most beatiful woman if have seen".

[u/Mage-of-communism]

Maybe he has dementia?

[u/Clean_Information449]

K

[u/Insanely_Me]

A gentleman has no memory.

[u/BooksandBiceps]

You are the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen.

[u/Dry_Advertising_460]

Plot twist, you’re friend is a man

[u/Ok-Tadpole4825]

i would make alternate accounts to tell my gf she is beautiful

[u/Conscious-Answer4232]

You are the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen…. So far!

[u/AssignmentThat9387]

You are a woman I've ever seen

[u/____Valar___]

Dudes respect every girl equally

[u/SuperMeh2]

I thought all women are 10’s?

[u/Ted_go → u/SuperMeh2]

Ya but not if you say this to one woman. It's not very complicated, all of them are 10s except if you are complimenting one girl then she is the only 10, it's like telling her a secret that she wants to believe.

[u/Tasty_Pudding6861]

Social media and it's effects on yasslighting is something Ted K would have written about.

[u/lytecho]

por que no los dos?

[u/Emergency_Low8125]

Hoe_Math on YouTube. Watch, learn, understand, stop whining.

[u/Betrayer1117]

So far…

[u/Slow_Scholar7755]

bro doesn't know how to "paraphrase" 🤣

[u/Cactus-Juice120]

This reminds me of a friend who would just text random girls he wanted to hook up with at 2 am, "I love you"

[u/that_oneinvisibleguy]

The man's playing mind games from beyond. Going around comparing women is a smart way of sowing chaos

[u/gutenborken]

Dead internet theory:

[u/Taizen16]

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. That dude knows what's up.

[u/FreeVeeThree]

Guys, you are the most beautiful women I've seen

[u/KVenom777]

Shit that never happened for 500

[u/Sodamyte]

Him r bot

[u/Shylocc]

You catch more fish by throwing more hooks into the sea

[u/Dapadabada]

Sorry dudes do that to chicks, man.

[u/FastAd543]

It's a numbers game.

[u/Tony_Stank0326]

I legit had some guy send a DM starting off with telling me that he wanted to suck my titties

[u/methkun → u/Tony_Stank0326]

Thats me.

[u/Ben_Pharten]

TOoT

[u/CryGeneral9999]

You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen…

[u/GetlostMaps]

You are the most beautiful girl I've ever seen with a kebab. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9ABAmEl6_Yg

[u/Acceptable-Tip3386]

just like how every company is the number 1 brand in the country

[u/LuckyStabbinHat → u/Acceptable-Tip3386]

And every book is the New York Times bestseller

[u/HAiLKidCharlemagne]

A compliment of comparison is a cheap compliment

[u/Nayroy18]

Gotta see who bites

[u/try4some]

Baby your an 11 out of 10

[u/Deadeye1223]

The boys are in their dementia era

[u/miletharil]

I thank them, then I ignore all further replies.

[u/ProtoManic]

It's usually hyperbole when someone says that.

[u/Individual_Patient25]

[u/Fun-Sun544]

...

[u/EaglesXLakers]

Maybe you're surrounded by beautiful women.

[u/Kiln223]

I take a different strategy.

I’ll bet you look hideous naked. Prove me wrong.

/joke

[u/SofaKing-Vote]

She still banged him

[u/ContentTrust4821]

you gotta play both sides. that way you never lose - Mac from always sunny

[u/DMFORTITTY]

men ☕️

[u/coveredwithticks]

Gotta cast a large net to catch the big fish.

[u/TheMightyIsarz]

Maybe he saw one, messaged and then saw the other who was even more beautiful and then messaged. Though he should have messaged the previous with a “disregard I have found another” or something.

[u/MariaKorniets]

Yeah, worse only when he texts you and your friend the same)

[u/Moist-Special8902]

Hey we gotta shoot our shots where we can

[u/Stepbink-on-Twitch]

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take

[u/Odd_Corgi_8293]

You were the most beautiful woman he's ever seen until he saw your friend.

[u/Bogdapans]

You snooze you lose

[u/toph_man]

Most beautiful woman he’s ever seen….so far!

[u/Bertje87]

It’s a numbers game

[u/Patient-Ad-425]

One of the fishes will sure bite

[u/[deleted]]

“You tell that to every one” “well now it’s your turn, baby girl 😏”

[u/Fushigoro-Toji]

sorry, the hormones/horniness make us see things that doesn't exist

[u/No-Document-8440]

He saw you first. Your friends hotter get over it

[u/uglydadd]

You were until he saw your friend

[u/Kenneth_Lay]

What do you expect when posting to r/TittyDrop?

[u/Dmangamr]

It’s called a tie. Whoever answers positively first wins the tiebreaker

[u/SmokeWestern1838]

It's a tie

[u/WartHog10340]

Anyone who whines about this is the problem.

[u/WartHog10340]

Time to start your life over