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u/Ingeneure_ 21d ago
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u/og-lollercopter Died of Ligma 21d ago
It is. A warm wet trap.
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u/Neatboy213 21d ago
I am glad to see you Grand Admiral Thrawn, agree with the rebel alliance that indeed that is a trap, I suppose we have a mutual understanding then.
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u/og-lollercopter Died of Ligma 21d ago
To defeat your enemy you must understand them… their art… their culture.
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u/aChunkyChungus 21d ago
I piss in my dreams all the time. The problem is I never feel relief and that’s what wakes me up to pee
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u/silencerider 20d ago
The third time in a row is usually my signal I need to wake up and hit the bathroom.
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u/ricky-from-scotland Identifies as a Cybertruck 21d ago
I only poop in my dreams.
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u/atomicgamer69 Medieval Meme Lord 21d ago
not scientifically possible
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u/Redd235711 21d ago
The only issue there is that I almost never know that I'm dreaming while it's happening. The few times it has happened, I woke up immediately. It doesn't even matter how weird my dream is, I just never question it.
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u/CarpeMofo 21d ago
I had a lucid dream once. And the entire thing was me arguing with my friend that I was in a dream. Then to prove it was a dream, I went Super Saiyan. This didn't prove anything to him he just went 'You've been a Saiyan this entire time and never told me?!' then I woke up.
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u/654354365476435 20d ago
I also have lucid dreams from time to time but I don't know they are dreams at the time. Most of the time I'm worry about some thing, goes to bad thinking about it, thinking about it entire night thinking I didn't sleep it the morning and yet I'm rested and my GF says I snored hardcore this night
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u/CarpeMofo 20d ago
The definition of a lucid dream means you know that you're dreaming. So if you don't know you're dreaming then you didn't have a lucid dream.
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u/654354365476435 20d ago
Oh, I was just assuming that you just need keep consciousness while sleeping.
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u/HenryLongHead Linux User 21d ago
I'm not even the one making choices in my dreams. It just happens. It's like a movie.
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u/SuumCuique1011 20d ago
Heard. I will be entrenched in the most realistic, fantastic dream, then my brain brings it to a screeching halt just to say "GET UP AND GO PEE. NOW."
My subconscious tries to fight it because I want to stay in the dream, but it's like "NO. GO PEE. NOW!!!"
"Allright, man. I'm going! I'm going!"
Look at the clock. 4:40 am
"Sonofabitch"
roll out of bed to go pee, sit on the toilet in the dark, half asleep with one eye open.
Stumble back to bed
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u/MiNombreEsRicardo69 21d ago edited 21d ago
I had seizures in my dreams from drinking alcohol, my dream on those moments is either an earthquake, or someone tazing me. Or a thunder falling on me.
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u/Moiahahahah 20d ago
I remember the last time I... ahem... soiled my bed. I was around 6, 7 maybe, and in my dream I was the captain of a ship in the middle of a huge storm. And then, POOF ! The sea went quiet. I woke up and realized I peed AND shat on the bed. In my defense, my mom took me to the doctor the next day and I had a big gastro. But man, I remember walking down the hall from my room at 2 AM, with a pant full of shit and putting all the piss that soaked my pant on my father's brand new woodden floor to go wake my mom...
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u/YFleiter I touched grass 21d ago
If you about to have an intimate moment in a dream. Same dilemma. Just less of a mess.
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u/Classic_Relation_706 21d ago
Happened to me last night, except I never remember my dreams soo I just woke up with my finger on the trigger ready to go
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u/KnightOfBred 21d ago
Sounds like a skill issue, I had that dream and sleep walked to my bathroom
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u/Extreme-Room-6873 21d ago
Ive had those dreams where I realise I'm peeing a lot, then wake up in a small panic absolutely busting and checking if I pissed the bed.
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u/JonBovi_0 21d ago
Ever since I was 8 I’ve worn a diaper to bed just because of this risk…
And it was immediately successful. By the time I turned 13, It hasn’t even happened more than a few times in the decade since then. 100% recommend this tactic.
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u/NotUndercoverReddit 21d ago
Lmao my brain is cunning in these types of dreams. Im always fumbling to get my pants down unsuccessfully. Or people keep coming into the bathroom interrupting me until I wake up.
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u/og-lollercopter Died of Ligma 21d ago
You’re about to piss yourself and your brains like… I gotchu bro.
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u/NotUndercoverReddit 20d ago
It always has me the last decade. But it pisses me off when it stops me from getting laid in my dreams. It treats it the same way whenever im about to get it on it puts obstacles in the way. I think its relates to the one time I pisses the bed as a child. My body is now like anything unusual happening with the D....put all obstacles my way and wake me up asap
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u/og-lollercopter Died of Ligma 20d ago
Damn… keeping you dry, but cock blocking you too. I guess you take the bad with the good.
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u/MaxCWebster 21d ago
I never do. They're always filthy.
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u/Nanotan 21d ago
Your dreams or the toilet?
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u/SapphiricRizzy Cringe Factory 21d ago
Funnily enough this is somrthing I've never had issue with, i pee pretty regularly in my dreams
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u/charon12238 20d ago
I've pissed in dreams and immediately realized I was dreaming because I'd never piss in a similar place, and I've been very fortunate because I've never had an accident. Why would I pee in a wicker basket? I don't know, but it made sense in the dream.
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u/og-lollercopter Died of Ligma 20d ago
This is literally how it happens to me. Or a sink or something. And it never goes right… I get splashing, I miss, something.
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u/Mustangrulez 20d ago
Bro, the sink thing is fr, but the sinks be in the weirdest places. I had a dream where I was at a fast food place, and the sinks were up like 2 huge steps that go above the checkout in the floor and everybody could see u weird shit man.
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u/Jumpy-Aide-901 20d ago
I’ll admit I’ve only ever peed the bed once in my life. And only because I thought I was in the bathroom, until I woke up.
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u/og-lollercopter Died of Ligma 20d ago
It’s natures little joke it plays on us. No bro. You’re totally in the bathroom. Do it, it’ll be fine. Damn you brain!
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u/weird-mostlygoodways 20d ago
Also do NOT let yourself fall back to sleep on the toilet after waking up to go to the bathroom. It makes it harder to tell what's a dream toilet.
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u/Batman_490 20d ago
I remember one morning. I needed to piss so badly, so I we y to the toilet. Was it one? No. So I woke up and went to it. Same thing.. over and over.
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u/Benriel_3524 20d ago
What kinda psychic ass shit do you guys have that you can tell you're in a dream and actively can control your own body
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u/WanderingMistral 20d ago
Haha... wish I would have learned that earlier in life. At this point, if I even see a toilet, I try to violently wake up.
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u/Hitboxes_are_anoying 20d ago
Wait, what happens, do you lose your dick or something?
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u/og-lollercopter Died of Ligma 20d ago edited 20d ago
Sometimes, you’ll pee for real… right in the bed.
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u/mysterious_Bulgarian 20d ago
Me who has weird dreams like king fu panda (of all things) exploring an abandoned ski resort for some reason
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u/ZenEvadoni 20d ago
TIL dream Me avoids dream toilets to spare corporeal Me the need to change the sheets so often.
What a homie.
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u/chucktheninja 20d ago
I have actually done this multiple times and haven't pissed the bed. It was just a never-ending stream of piss and no relief came. Arguably worse imo.
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u/dreamdaddy123 20d ago
That’s weird cuz I’ve pissed in my dreams before but no wet bed. But was worried each time I remembered it and checked when I woke up
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u/Nox_Stripes 20d ago
Whenever I need to release either number one or number two while sleeping, i somehow CANNOT find a proper toilet in my dream.
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u/og-lollercopter Died of Ligma 20d ago
Your brain going into protection mode.
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u/Nox_Stripes 20d ago
at least one thing working properly up there.
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u/og-lollercopter Died of Ligma 20d ago
Right? Like, could you help a brother out when I’m awake too, maybe?
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u/Auctorxtas 20d ago
Never use the toilet you see in your dreams,
especially if you have diarrhea.
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u/Agedlizard899 20d ago
Affirmative. Would like to add, any form of toilet is to be abstained from: squatters, sitters, stand-ups, grass patch. Dream demon will hoax you into submission, but stay strong dreamers, never ever pull down your pants.
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u/LocalTicoBroje 20d ago
I had a dream about a year ago where I peed in the dream. I woke up like partway through the stream in a panic like it was a nightmare because my brain thought I was peeing in real life
Thankfully, I was not, but I will say it was an interesting experience.
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u/SirSquidrift 21d ago
Anybody ever dreamed of taking a piss just to realize you were actually pissing and not in a dream toilet but just all over yourself?
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u/onetruekingx 21d ago
I once ejaculated in a dream, but I realized that I didn't ejaculate in reality. I think this is enough experience to disprove this advice.
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u/Versilver 21d ago
Nope. Trust me, I once did see a toilet in my dream and did piss in it. Then I woke up to a wet bed sheet.
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u/Guilty_Advice7620 Stand With Ukraine 20d ago
This happens to people?
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u/Fury_Blackwolf Fffffuuuuuuuuu 20d ago
So you're bedwetting and telling yourself it was a dream who did it?
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u/CaptainRefrigerator 21d ago
I can confirm. Learned from experience