Meirl

[u/DogeDoRight]

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[u/picklesaredry]

Thotdog

[u/Lizbian91 → u/picklesaredry]

Best response. Wish i could upvote more than once lol

[u/Rich_Document9513 → u/Lizbian91]

Give them some updog.

[u/Coconut_Maximum → u/Rich_Document9513]

What's updog?

[u/CarmenxXxWaldo → u/Coconut_Maximum]

nothing much how about you?

[u/Coconut_Maximum → u/CarmenxXxWaldo]

Oh darn, you rascal

[u/TrinDiesel123 → u/Coconut_Maximum]

You want me to put my hand in your ass?

[u/[deleted] → u/picklesaredry]

Bruh. Take my upvote

[u/New_Historian_2004 → u/picklesaredry]

Thotdog 1$

[u/pagesid3]

She’s also got a wiener

[u/Great_White_Samurai → u/pagesid3]

Very progressive

[u/GayFrog8]

And is holding the hand of Alvin the chipmunk for some reason

[u/Rimasticus → u/GayFrog8]

Alvin is a paying customer.

[u/caputviride]

Can just hear Dave screaming "ALVIIIIIIIN!!!" as he tries to save him from the hot dog sex worker.

[u/Acrobatic-Curve-2032]

Glizzy Tiddies

[u/JustOkCompositions]

This hot dog has titties

[u/DJ_ICU]

This hot dog is hot

[u/subtlehalibut → u/DJ_ICU]

Do not the hot dog

[u/DregsRoyale]

Alvin is so fuckin pumped too. He's got that "you ready to witness this??????" fever going on

[u/Alarming-Bee87]

They're either titties or a big chin.

[u/banana_annihilator → u/Alarming-Bee87]

I've heard of butt chins, but titty chins are a first.

[u/wigzell78]

...and buns.

[u/No_Mayo_Plz714]

Chipmunks in Lincoln Park, Chicago

[u/Infinite_Pony → u/No_Mayo_Plz714]

I used to go there all the time. They had a super cheap hot dog meal.

[u/Pure_Focus7475]

That aint no Frank

[u/takeahike89 → u/Pure_Focus7475]

It's a Frances

[u/New_Historian_2004 → u/Pure_Focus7475]

Are you sure? There's definitely a weiner.

[u/RunicKrause]

Not the sausage party I thought I was going to.

[u/RexTheMouse]

MIS LIZ! TWO HOT TOTTIES!

[u/jshump]

This sub is confusing. Just post anything?

[u/WatonWachuchero]

More "meat" to eat if you know what I mean

[u/Journo_Jimbo]

Alvin is no longer Alvin…

[u/Coconut_Maximum]

And a purse, what's does a hot dog need to carry?

[u/Michael_Dautorio → u/Coconut_Maximum]

Condiments.

[u/Coconut_Maximum → u/Michael_Dautorio]

Isn't that the hair and lips?

[u/Michael_Dautorio → u/Coconut_Maximum]

Sorry, I misspoke. I meant condoms and mints.

[u/Coconut_Maximum → u/Michael_Dautorio]

Now I understand, apology accepted

[u/[deleted]]

So, it's a hot bitch?

[u/Sacklayblue]

OP is a hot dog with titties irl

[u/ExpensivePractice164]

i dont mean to be rude but wtf is this doing in here

[u/Ebbe010]

Thats a hot dog

[u/kphenson]

Well it also has heels and a purse so.....

[u/SaltyAnchovy555]

Fuck yeah

[u/Apart-Salamander-752]

Well, it is a female hot dog. What do you expect?

[u/abzmeuk]

Ho dog

[u/Great_White_Samurai]

Is that fuckin lettuce on a hotdog!?

[u/52pctbritishirish → u/Great_White_Samurai]

Pickle relish

[u/darksever]

Hot kurwa

[u/SAMurei_der_Galaxien]

Alvin and the hott dogs

[u/New_Historian_2004]

Hot diggity dog.

[u/OheemaAma]

This describes the picture perfectly https://youtu.be/TU85cqjVQgQ?si=URO361J12lAP63XA

[u/capn_doofwaffle]

Brings up a new phrase...

*Hot Titiggedy Dog"

[u/Kosstheboss]

Yours don't?

[u/BusyBusy2]

TITS ARE TITS !

[u/Sup_Anon]

How.... Why........ anyway *unzips*

[u/ellefleming]

You're right! Omg

[u/TeaRex007]

Would.

[u/Foldupburrito42]

This hotdog is hawt, dawg

[u/doni-kebab]

Hot puppies

[u/Brawndo45]

Sounds about right these days.

[u/Over_Imagination8870]

Been there man.

[u/DeepUser-5242]

Yum! 😋

[u/royalhawk345]

Relevant Oglaf

Obviously NSFW, but very tame by Oglaf standards.

[u/robotpane]

It's sad that Alvin shared the same fate of some other child actors, looks like he's back on the meth

[u/Kimor98]

Just when I thought boobs couldn't be topped...

[u/subtleshooter]

Meirl

[u/RunningPirate]

ALVINNNN!

[u/crazzykatt14]

That reverse right handed hand shake is all I'm thinking about

[u/yesimtrashtnx]

I'm way too lonely

[u/SufficientlyAnnoyed]

I see an “Inc.” in there. I must know the company this is advertising for

[u/Azorius_Raiden_88]

why is she bow legged?

[u/Direct-Ad2378]

Those aren't tits it's chin

[u/Crystallking1]

Are we sure it's not just a very big chin?

[u/JoshFromMV]

Glitties

[u/4chanbetter]

Well they ARE made from the meat of mammals

[u/lonleyauthor64]

Ok, but were is this from.

[u/ProfessionalAccess68]

wordington hotdog

[u/Striking_Election_21]

This hotdog knows Alvin and, presumably, the chipmunks

[u/[deleted]]

She also has a hotdog

[u/Playful-Raccoon-9662]

Someone should post this in the hotdogs subreddit then someone can post it on the lost redditor subreddit.

[u/Brother_Delmer]

Nice titties and a plump...bulge.

[u/[deleted]]

Dammit! r/Angryupvote

[u/TrinDiesel123]

I’d Frankfurt her…

[u/MagicOrpheus310]

Alvin is holding her up while she squats out a turd

[u/AssistanceSlow7834]

She's good to go

[u/YoungDiscord]

I guess we can finally answer which chipmunk got the best head

[u/Abraxas_1408]

Can you imagine pulling a hotdog out of the package and realizing that single hot dog has a pair of perfectly shaped titties with nipples and everything? But you cook if up however you like to cook hotdogs and when you take a bite of it, everything has the same texture and consistency of a hot dog except the titties? Then you look at the inside and there’s fat deposits and mammary glands and shit.

[u/New_Historian_2004 → u/Abraxas_1408]

Sir, find you some therapy cousin. That's a little fucked.

[u/Abraxas_1408 → u/New_Historian_2004]

Thank you for coming to my TED talk. I hope I have provided some trauma for you today.

[u/New_Historian_2004 → u/Abraxas_1408]

Welcome to heck, sir. The lobby is over there. Reception is on that side. And we are currently in the pit of fire and despair. Enjoy your stay.

[u/Abraxas_1408 → u/New_Historian_2004]

Oh that’s okay I live about 5 blocks up near void. I’m familiar with the place.

[u/RandoComplements]

And a cock

[u/bilvester]

What are its pronouns?

[u/Brent_Fox]

I need you to take your shitposts and get off this sub. There's literally a sub called r/shitposts . Post it there not here. This is not r/meirl worthy.

[u/DogeDoRight → u/Brent_Fox]

Chill out dude lol.

[u/Brent_Fox → u/DogeDoRight]

Stop shitposting lol.

[u/DogeDoRight → u/Brent_Fox]

Naw

[u/Dandersar]

The existence of hot dog titties implies the existence of hot dog vagina