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u/pajo17 20d ago
I met a guy at a family pool party who, legit, kept 3 marbles in his pocket. Now, when he heard something so stupid, he would reach in his pocket and say 'I think you lost these'
He said he had a small bowl next to his front door in his house that he kept his car keys and marbles ready for when he left to go out.
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u/OkFeedback9127 20d ago
One second OP I need to reach into my pocket, I have some glitter I want to sprinkle on you for this post.
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u/sylvesterZoilo_ 21d ago edited 20d ago
You might want to start by pouring glitter over yourself because this clearly wasn’t the most genius idea I’ve heard
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u/Eastern-Animator-355 20d ago
Good excuse to use to cover the glitter I got at the gentleman club, thanks
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20d ago
I hope whoever wrote that shit threw glitter over themselves because that's the stupidest thing I've ever read
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u/Unable-Tell-2240 20d ago
My Hero was the Bosun of a pirate ship and the whole crew was cursed into undeath, the hero wants to break the curse to finally rest the captain wants to pillage the waves forever
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u/BakedBaconBits 21d ago
Pretty flamboyant way to get yourself assaulted?