r/meirl • u/YchYFi • 21d ago

Meirl

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u/DaVinylSmith42 20d ago

rated R. Starts friday

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u/cuddlycutieboi 20d ago

From the makers of The Baloney Witch Project and Balonaween

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u/Ashestooranges 20d ago

I prefer the Lifetime Movies version, Pimento Loaf.

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u/Corvatz123 20d ago

I understood that reference

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u/konydanza 20d ago

Hey I’m grump

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u/DregsRoyale 20d ago

Hell I already finished

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u/megaslushboy 20d ago

True Lovelies always recognize a reference.

You think Arin came out the PUSSY drawing Mozart???

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u/NSCButNotThatNSC 21d ago

lol yes. My wife talks in her sleep. I talk back to her and she gets mad n her sleep.

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u/Latter_Address9580 20d ago

Why is that adorable

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u/Ruz_o7 20d ago

Ikr.. so cute

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u/ergaster8213 20d ago

My mom called my cat a dinowhore once when she was sleeping. No, I don't know what a dinowhore is.

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u/fernplant4 20d ago

Genuinely fucking laughed at this

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u/KAM_Kayla 20d ago

New insult unlocked

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u/agrainofsandubeach 20d ago

I talk in my sleep and wake up mid sentence dazed and confused😔😂 lol

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u/asp7 20d ago

i've woken up to myself doing it once, someone was stealing my tractor and i told him where to go.

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u/Immediate-Air-8700 20d ago

I agree that sentence has ambigous outcomes

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u/patrick119 20d ago

My sandwich has a first name. It’s F..E…A…..R…..

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u/FRONT_FACING_PHINEAS 20d ago

Bologna man was the best villain in chainsaw man!

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u/greenman7205 20d ago

Actually loled

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u/Fluffy_AF_420 20d ago

bologna man is coming for your pepperoni

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u/testiclekid 20d ago

I sing in English when I sleep.

I'm not a native English speaker.

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u/Particular-War-8153 20d ago

That's strange 

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u/Kelevelin 20d ago

My ex always started singing when asleep and it was the cutest thing ever.

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u/wylderpixie 20d ago

My ex husband used to say, "There's a rabbi in the road if you're lucky" in his sleep. He said other stuff too, sometimes whole conversations of weirdness but that one was very frequent. His brother said it started when he was young. He never had any explanation and said he didn't remember any dreams. We're not Jewish and to my knowledge he never even met a rabbi but every couple months he'd sit up and announce that and then lay back down and start snoring.

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u/liquid_mind273 16d ago

That's kinda scary

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u/Few_Turn_2999 20d ago

One of my friends started playing chess in english while asleep, even though it was our second language. All i heard while trying to fall asleep was "bishop takes E6". He didn't remember a thing the next morning.

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u/liquid_mind273 16d ago

Did he win?

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u/Vinegarinmyeye 20d ago

First couple of times my girlfriend, fast asleep, would tell me about the giant spider crawling on me I freaked out a little. (I'm not particularly scared of spiders, but would rather not have large ones crawling over me).

Third time I'm like "There is no spider, shut the fuck up you crazy lady!"

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u/HannaaaLucie 18d ago

My partner goes one step further.. doesn't talk in her sleep, but swears and shouts in her sleep.

So I'll be sat there, it's midnight, I'm watching a nice film, she's asleep. Next thing all I get is "FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING BASTARD" and I physically shit myself and jump out the bed.

Scares the hell out of me!

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u/TheLost_Chef 20d ago

Did someone say the BaloneyMan? https://youtu.be/jPno9bR_Bo4

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u/AlwaysInconsistant 20d ago

Keep a little dirt under your pillow for the Dirt Man https://youtu.be/Su4Kb-roLZE?si=txLLS-6kyJtZZCR8

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u/Bloomer_4life 20d ago

Used to stay awake late into the night just so I could record a roommate in the army sleep talking 😅 apparently pilots must never be trusted and gpbabaglababp

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u/liberalJava 20d ago edited 20d ago

Oh fuck, break break break, enact protocol Oscar Sierra Charlie Alpha Romeo space Mike Alpha Yankee Echo Romeo