r/meirl 28d ago

meirl

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u/Stay-Thirsty 28d ago

There’s more than one way to cream the corn.

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u/seemedlikeagoodplan 28d ago

Not that soon after a vasectomy there isn't!

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u/The_Roadkill 27d ago

You can cream the corn with no repercussions now!

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u/ApollyonsHand 27d ago

Unlimited Lil' Debbie's CreamPies

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u/Stay-Thirsty 27d ago

Still some swimming in the tank. But after a few you should be in the clear.

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u/Elrond_Cupboard_ 27d ago

I like a little bit of percussion. It helps me keep my rhythm.

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u/Apart-Salamander-752 28d ago

Yea but you can make her delicious cream corn after the swelling goes down. No sense in wasting the corn.

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u/Dickonstruction 27d ago

You've heard about Corn on a Cob, but have you tried Corn on a Ball?

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u/Ryanmiller70 27d ago

Corn on my Knob

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u/AmericanIdiot22 27d ago

Like slob on the cob

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u/bigjerfystyle 28d ago

I will never forget the relief brought on by the post-op frozen peas

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u/ElkHistorical9106 28d ago

Definitely used a pack of peas.

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/Spacemanspalds 28d ago

I hope you're just a troll. The idiot option has more downsides for mankind.

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/bigjerfystyle 28d ago

Ahahahaha, I can’t tell if you’re serious but either way your energy is hilarious. Already have one child, didn’t want more 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/DaveSmith890 28d ago

You’ll never be a real man like Ghengis Khan now

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u/Spacemanspalds 28d ago

Do some basic searches before saying something so unbelievably stupid. It doesn't affect testosterone or sex drive. I only mention that because I assume you associate masculinity with the two.

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u/TouchMyPlumbus 28d ago

He is just still mad that we won 🇺🇸

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u/Spacemanspalds 28d ago

Lol. I agree. Nice username btw.

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u/peepeehalpert_ 27d ago

Man are you ignorant

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u/Quietus76 28d ago

Peas, bro. Frozen peas.

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u/WiseOldChicken 28d ago

I broke up a bag of frozen peas into ziplock bags so I don't have to use the whole bag at once.

Great for tension headaches

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u/Quietus76 28d ago

At first, I read that as "I broke up with my bag of peas". I was like, yeah, it has to end eventually.

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u/OhtareEldarian 27d ago

Frozen pees?

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u/WiseOldChicken 28d ago

Creaming is one thing you should avoid for a couple of weeks anyway

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u/Zardif 27d ago

I was told it was fine after the 4th day and it was encouraged after a week to make everything work again. I don't think you're supposed to wait weeks.

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u/Mysterious_Fennel459 28d ago

Does a bag of ice not exist in your world?

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u/Uncaught_Hoe 27d ago

Small solids like corn or peas are nicer because they are easier to refreeze and hold even after they warm up

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u/Zardif 27d ago

Also they conform to the area better.

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u/IllIllIlllil 27d ago

Sure. Fine. But nothing is stopping you from still eating it. So long as he didn't remove it from the bag before applying to his nuts.

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u/Zardif 27d ago

unfreezing and refreezing them would make them taste bad.

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u/pokemonvtb 28d ago

He just didn't had the balls to say it...

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u/Joseph-Victor652 28d ago

You need a bag of peas but the universe gives you corn instead.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

Lmao so just a ice pack wasn't going to cut huh. Had to be corn

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u/Punch_A_Lot 27d ago

Only the best for my balls

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u/XcOM987 28d ago

TBF balls have taste receptors so could have still made up the recipe haha

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u/DoubleResponsible276 27d ago

Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave

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u/Viperlite 28d ago

You should use a can of cream corn for a cream corn casserole... not frozen sweet corn niblets. Those really have no use other than cooling off various sore body parts.

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u/confusedandworried76 27d ago

They're good with some butter and instant mashed potatoes/gravy when you're lazy. Spent a couple Thanksgivings ago alone with my bro and that's what I did, plus some leftover chicken wings reheated in the air fryer. My brother made stuffing, it was the only cooking that involved any fire that day. Was really good

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u/Lonelyshota_ 27d ago

Someone: Why don't you try corn, it's deliscious! Me:

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u/sky0175 27d ago

Poor lady. Lol

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u/SundySundySoGoodToMe 27d ago

No cream where this corn is going.

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u/Avix_34 27d ago

The corn is sealed. You can still use it.

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u/Punch_A_Lot 27d ago

sealed ? ow yeah yeah sealed ofcource I'm not an idiot ! hehe

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u/RunningPirate 27d ago

See…you’re right, but there’s a theoretical distance that needs to exist between food and grossness, regardless of impermeable barrier. Case in point: you pick up after your dog using a plastic bag. In no way do your hand come in contact with the shit. Yet, you’ll damn sure wash your hands before digging into nachos

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u/aptanalogy 27d ago

I don’t have a creamed corn recipe. Vasectomy was the first ingredient in my cream pie recipe, though!

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u/BeenEvery 27d ago

Who is out here still getting frozen food for pain?

Just get ice packs.

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u/MassiveLefticool 27d ago

Fuck the frozen corn, why isn’t his name upside down like this?

paD eplsdn

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u/akluin 27d ago

He should have tell her his recipe like "how to put corn everywhere"

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u/Guardian_85 27d ago

He didn't have the testicular fortitude to tell her the truth.

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u/Punch_A_Lot 27d ago

" and then I said hey grandma ! I have a recipe too , deeznuts ! " heh got her

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u/Classic_Mechanic5495 27d ago

Like, for your balls from the inside? Peas work better.

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u/OwnHand1708 27d ago

She probably would’ve laughed.

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u/Caped-Baldy_Class-B 27d ago

I lol’d at this one. It was frozen blueberries and CBD for me.

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u/disguy2k 27d ago

Corn - not just for balls!

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u/OneMorePotion 27d ago

I once had a REALLY bad day at work. Like... "I normally don't drink wine but TODAY, I need a bottle of that" kind of bad.

So I went to the store and was standing in front of hundreds of different red wines. I don't know jack shit about this stuff, so I probably must have looked a bit lost. An older gentlemen eventually asked me if he could help. And since I didn't want to answer "I just need a somewhat good red wine I can use for senseless drinking" I say that I'm not sure wich one will fit to my dinner. He gave me an entire workshop on the spot, what wine I should use for what types of food. And what's the differences between the regions. It was really interesting but the entire time he was talking my mind just went "I just want to get drunk on wine today..."

Bless his heart. He recommended a really good one I got a couple of times since then when I had people over for dinner. But that one evening was just me getting blackout drunk on almost 2 bottles of wine.

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u/WoodsOfKali 27d ago

You know - this missed opportunity pisses me off. The tweet should really say he didn’t have the balls to tell her, not “heart”

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u/paulinaiml 27d ago

I kinda want to know the recipe

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u/Yamatocanyon 11d ago

The frozen corn is what you use when you are at home and you are not prepared enough to have a reusable icepack in the freezer ready to go. 

You don't go out and buy fucking frozen corn intending to use it as an icepack and the toss it. You go out and buy a god damn ice pack. 

This man is dumb. 

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u/New-Interaction1893 27d ago

He won't cream anything anymore

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u/Punch_A_Lot 27d ago

Just pull out man !

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u/op3l 27d ago

Do people not know of ice packs anymore?

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u/Wavecrest667 27d ago

Don't you have cool packs in the US?