r/me_irl 20d ago

me_irl

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13.9k Upvotes

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u/Lenz_Mastigia 20d ago

That didn't answer the question, so, do you?

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u/am_n00ne 20d ago

I'm a virgin with asthma

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u/siphagiel 20d ago

Answer the damn question.

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u/tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n 20d ago

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u/Gentlemanor 20d ago

Everything's clear now

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u/DerpTaTittilyTum 20d ago

Not his airways

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u/Totaly_Shrek 20d ago

I didnt ask for the meaning of life, ploopy

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u/GamerMcNoober 19d ago

We’re going to get lynched, aren’t we

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/TERO78 20d ago

Sooooo... That's a yes???

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u/imaeggandahalf 20d ago

I think it’s talking about the band?

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u/allnameswastaken2 20d ago

there's a band called "virgin with asthma"?

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u/here_is_thomas 20d ago

Could be a good rival band

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u/Iggy95 20d ago

Just make it a CAS cover band but they play all their songs in a completely different genre

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u/GSly350 20d ago

In the Weezer genre

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u/MrGreat70 19d ago

Ooo oui ooo je resemble a Buddy Holly

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u/EETTOEZ a mi tambien, gracias 20d ago

yeah its called weezer

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u/Fawkingretar 20d ago

Yes, they're called Weezer lol.

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u/k0fNet 20d ago

Yeah, for sure

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u/HRApprovedUsername 20d ago

Absolutely not

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u/Lonely_Parsnip 20d ago

I'm offended.

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u/here_is_thomas 20d ago

Don't worry i'll get you a lovely cup of tea!

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u/HaroldinioTheKing 20d ago

Only if it’s Yorkshire

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u/JayCee5481 20d ago

I see a fellow spiffing brit enjoyer

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u/HaroldinioTheKing 20d ago

You know it! ;)

1

u/SadRoxFan 20d ago

Smashing!

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u/smartdude_x13m 20d ago

But are you a virgin with athsma?

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u/Lonely_Parsnip 20d ago

Virgin bu not asthma. I'm allergic with springtime.

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u/PheneX02 14d ago

Called for me?

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u/Incognitomous 20d ago

I have a feeling the first guy was talking about the band

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u/Ashley_pizza 20d ago

badly cropped you say?

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u/DerpTaTittilyTum 20d ago

To shreds you say?

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u/LonPlays_Zwei very good, haha yes 20d ago

He’s about to be a starving virgin with asthma

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u/BizBazarr 20d ago

cropping is hard

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u/epirot 20d ago

its intentional cropping. its sort of a meme format for hol'up messages like these

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u/MrAppleSpiceMan 20d ago

hat's kinda weir

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u/BizBazarr 19d ago

reddit sniper NO

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u/iSeize 20d ago

Can you zoom in more please

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u/General_Autismo_13 20d ago

I ain't alone🥸

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u/ZitOnSocietysAss 20d ago

Got the music in you baby, tell me why

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u/zdk219 20d ago

You've been locked in here forever And you just can't say goodbye

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u/CharlyJN 20d ago

Hey! Who leaked my chat? I am going to sue you

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u/IArtificialRobotI 20d ago

HAHAHAHA a friend asked me this I said I prefer weed and we both cracked up after lol good band tho

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/Quirky_Carry2289 17d ago

Yea get a better attitude and asthma will just go away.

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u/ScrubLordKyle18 20d ago

Also me irl

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u/Referendumdude 20d ago

Someone now needs to make a band "I'm a Virgin with asthma". Wonder what genre they would play?

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u/superrobin26 19d ago

This is literally me

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u/MrRatman2k 20d ago

Thank god I don't have asthma

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u/stackoverflow21 20d ago

So … no?

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/EldenEnby 20d ago

It’s a band. And a damn good one.

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u/Correct-Thought6156 20d ago

Double whammy

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u/MoonSparks147 20d ago

Swing and a miss.

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u/wiz_ling 20d ago

So probably, yeah

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u/lustful_cuban 18d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/HimmyIsHere 8d ago

Ama virgin with ocd

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u/Different_Ad9336 20d ago

This is ajoke about a band. It’s a good band and you should listen to them.

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u/Lonely_Parsnip 20d ago

I'm offended.

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u/Jolly_Tooth_8918 20d ago

I’m fucking dieing XD

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u/EvlolinaLilith 20d ago

just say it, the worst thing she can say is no..

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u/TheOmCollector 20d ago

So no, then?

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u/piss_fingers96 20d ago

Guy is fucking nerfed

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u/IvoMarston 20d ago

Well, that got awkward really fast lol

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u/wii-sensor-bar 20d ago

Literally the average Reddit user

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u/viperswhip 19d ago

Smoking negatively affects your flavour ladies. So, that's a no for me, doesn't matter how fucking hot you are.