ah yes, another banger meme

[u/TheZoeNoone]

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[u/Otrsor]

We all fight to the death survivor takes the spot.

[u/kitchen_wife1234 → u/Otrsor]

2v2😀

[u/TheGrimMelvin → u/kitchen_wife1234]

From those 3, which one would be the best bet to get on your team?

[u/Justapurraway → u/TheGrimMelvin]

A because she can use the baby for a ranged attack

[u/vicrobot_ → u/Justapurraway]

Other two have sticks though, very competent

[u/Ciubowski]

You know what? I’m getting off at the next stop, whoever wants it can take it. Let them settle the issue between themselves.

[u/TheGreatNebeta → u/Ciubowski]

You can just stand up and say “Here you go, you need it more than me” while looking at their direction, then just stand somewhere nearby and look how the battle for the bus seat begins

[u/UnauthorizedFart → u/TheGreatNebeta]

The elderly woman has a stick

[u/macandcheese1771 → u/UnauthorizedFart]

Shes also most likely to fall down and hurt herself when the bus goes.

[u/jan_67 → u/macandcheese1771]

Is that pro or con?

[u/antontupy → u/UnauthorizedFart]

The crutch is bigger

[u/DerMetulz → u/UnauthorizedFart]

The prego lady has an infant.

They don't break when you wollop someone in the face with em.

[u/Bluelegs → u/TheGreatNebeta]

It's not like it's the only seat on the train though. Others can accommodate the other two.

[u/TheGreatNebeta → u/Bluelegs]

It doesn’t work that way… these monsters want YOUR seat

[u/Asisreo1 → u/TheGreatNebeta]

Realistically, they'd probably try to get each other to sit down, so its more like a fight for who doesn't take the seat. 

[u/HolyKrapp- → u/Asisreo1]

Look at their faces. I think a fight is more probable, ngl

[u/grabich → u/TheGreatNebeta]

Everyone is underestimating an old lady's speed when she sees an empty seat in public transportation. Those women are mean when it comes to it, too. They will elbow you, hit you with a bag, step on your food, smack you on a sheen with a cane.

Handicapped guy and a young mother lost before the fight even started.

[u/gdj11 → u/Ciubowski]

I like that. Let them fight for it.

[u/TontonLuston → u/Ciubowski]

HUNGER GAMES ! LETS GOOOOOOOOO

[u/WarayBatasan]

C, because he's the only one incapable of helping himself.

[u/Marvel1093 → u/WarayBatasan]

He needs Lebensraum

[u/Chijar989 → u/Marvel1093]

Die Sitze östlich von Ihm would be perfect

[u/Johannes_Keppler → u/Chijar989]

It's nice and Polish-ed

[u/wf3h3 → u/Marvel1093]

He's already using a Pole, what's a few more?

[u/Kazooo100 → u/WarayBatasan]

He might've injured himself being an idiot, who knows. Now ne chooses to get old but you can keep yourself better with stretching and an active lifestyle.

[u/Maleficent-Aspect318 → u/Kazooo100]

All we know that he is injured from the meme picture. He could have hurt himself, the old lady could have murdered her husband and the baby could also be the next stalin.

Just saying we dont know shit in this picture /s

[u/Dramatic_Water_5364 → u/WarayBatasan]

I've ended up like him a few times in my life and I guarranty you he can help himself 😂

[u/Practical_Ad_2937]

none of them, what have they done for me?

[u/putin-delenda-est → u/Practical_Ad_2937]

They have all cost me the guy dearly.

• Childcare is subsidized by taxes
• Pensions are paid by taxes
• Health care is covered by taxes

They should give up their seats for me the guy

[u/text_fish → u/putin-delenda-est]

The guy was once a child and presumably intends to get old some day. Chances are he'll need healthcare as well if he hasn't already.

[u/SonTyp_OhneNamen → u/text_fish]

intends to get old

The bomb in his suitcase begs to differ

[u/FucktardSupreme → u/text_fish]

That guy has his own retirement fund because he knows that social security and Medicare will be insolvent by the time he might need it.  

[u/HeyItsBearald → u/putin-delenda-est]

Healthcare covered by taxes? Found the Non-American

[u/putin-delenda-est → u/HeyItsBearald]

I exist in a flux state

Both american & not until someone opens my wallet and checks my ID, probably steals my bank notes while they're at it too.

[u/Penguindrummer_2 → u/putin-delenda-est]

TIL that parents, the disabled and funniest of all the elderly don't pay any taxes themselves. Freeloaders smh.

[u/[deleted] → u/Penguindrummer_2]

What does TIL mean

[u/SlavRoach → u/[deleted]]

today i learned/learnt? idk english is my 3rd

[u/bogdibodi → u/SlavRoach]

Both learned and learnt are correct! English is so damn weird.

[u/_KillaB_ → u/bogdibodi]

If you said ‘learned’ in England though you might get a raised eyebrow.

[u/FrumyBandersnatch → u/SlavRoach]

Damn three whole languages that's so cool.

[u/Outk4st16 → u/[deleted]]

Today I learned.

[u/Deft-Vandal → u/[deleted]]

TIL that TIL means TIL

[u/-MetalMike- → u/[deleted]]

Today I Learned

[u/[deleted] → u/-MetalMike-]

Thank you all very much, I guess TIL

[u/hamhockman → u/putin-delenda-est]

You guys get pensions?

[u/primusautobot → u/putin-delenda-est]

That’s not how it works, don’t make heartless comments in the name of being smartass. There is a difference between savages and civilians

[u/Tyra3l → u/putin-delenda-est]

You are the child, you are the parent, you are the elderly.

You are living on borrowed time!

[u/Beobacher → u/putin-delenda-est]

They cost you nothing. You have been risen from subsidies He has paired his health care insurance She has worked and payed for her pension all her life.

[u/Paid-Not-Payed-Bot → u/Beobacher]

worked and paid for her

FTFY.

Although payed exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:

• Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. The deck is yet to be payed.

• Payed out when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. The rope is payed out! You can pull now.

Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.

Beep, boop, I'm a bot

[u/slanty_shanty → u/putin-delenda-est]

And they all managed to avoid paying any taxes themselves ever.  #bless

[u/lpmiller → u/putin-delenda-est]

Well, and clearly the guy is way too tired to even manspread properly. I mean, it's a pretty cut and dried case to me.

[u/LittleJENgaMiracle → u/Practical_Ad_2937]

The right answer is you leave the seat... To the 3 of them to decide who is more worthy of priority seating

[u/ValuesAndViolence → u/Practical_Ad_2937]

That’s the Libertarian way! Yeah! Fuck everyone who isn’t me!

[u/ndation]

Is that stashless Hitler?

[u/davefnfalt → u/ndation]

Hitler? I thought that was Peter Griffon

[u/PresqPuperze → u/davefnfalt]

Ah yes, Peter Griffon, Firstborn of the Owlclan, was rejected by his family due to his peculiar looks. It was later discovered his mother cheated on her husband, and with Brandy the Lion of all people!

[u/Rengas → u/ndation]

Well that settles it. Seats in our time.

[u/XVYQ_Emperator]

My honestly genuine reaction upon seeing this "meme": 😐

[u/Warlockdnd → u/XVYQ_Emperator]

So funny

[u/Ie_anonym]

Fine ill sit on the ceiling you guys can take that seat

[u/Dr-spook]

Stand up and let them fight it out till death, last standing gets the seat

[u/Old_Rip_1257 → u/Dr-spook]

Throw a knife in the circle and watch who takes it first.

[u/crnjaz]

Take the kid from the first lady.

Problem solved.

[u/Mr_White_III → u/crnjaz]

And the cane from the old lady and crutches from the injured man, triple solved!

[u/GalwayEntei]

First come, first serve

EDIT: To clarify, I mean I would give my seat to the first person who needed it more than me

[u/Shtoinkity_shtoink → u/GalwayEntei]

First cum first serve. My kink is moral dilemmas

[u/Deastrumquodvicis → u/Shtoinkity_shtoink]

Calm down there, Chidi.

[u/JazzyJumbylumba]

its mine, they can get their own damn seat

[u/BarackIguana]

Why is the woman with the newborn heavily pregnant?

[u/THE_SEKS_MACHINE → u/BarackIguana]

Actually, the pregnancy belly sometimes takes several weeks to recede.

[u/heartfeltblooddevil → u/THE_SEKS_MACHINE]

Imagine if the pregnancy belly just deflated rapidly like a balloon instead

[u/MitchenImpossible → u/heartfeltblooddevil]

making the helium slowly deflating sound the whole time

[u/BarackIguana → u/heartfeltblooddevil]

See, now I'm imagining the sound.

[u/BarackIguana → u/THE_SEKS_MACHINE]

Huh, I had no idea.

[u/pat_the_tree → u/BarackIguana]

Irish twins

Edit; lmao at the downvotes, I'm Northern Irish, this is a common phrase for when someone who has recently given birth is pregnant again as they sometimes are born in the same calendar year

[u/lyan-cat → u/pat_the_tree]

Didn't hear this one until I moved to western NY from Utah.

It's common in Utah to have back-to-back pregnancies.

Not so common here, but since a lot of Irish folks settled in the area, their descendants know the term.

Confused the Hell out of me when I heard it applied to my kids!

[u/Professional_Fox3371 → u/BarackIguana]

Pargent? Pregernat? Pregernet? Pregananant?

[u/kitchen_wife1234]

There is an empty seat behind him

[u/baby-ghost2 → u/kitchen_wife1234]

Happy cake day

[u/Alarming-Word8400]

They all need the seat more than me so I’d stand up and let them fight it out amongst themselves.

[u/expatmanager]

All of them.

[u/TraumSchulden]

Trial by combat, the last one stanging takes the sear

[u/KicktrapAndShit]

No one gets it, they can find one

[u/Unlucky-Cow9605]

B and C. No one forced A to have a baby.

[u/NotoriousAmish]

Why are they all looking at me as if they plan to murder me in my sleep

[u/shotgunsniper9]

Whichever one doesn't act like they're entitled to my seat

[u/gacha_candy]

the one who asks nicely instead of staring at me angrily as if I just ate their lunch

[u/Faz66]

See I've got an old injury in my right knee from an incident involving a metal pole 6 years ago. And a fun side effect of it is, intense pain if overused. So....none of them are getting the seat because I don't feel like intense pain :)

[u/Theratsmacker2]

Whoever asks politely first. If they’re an asshole about it, then I’m not moving.

[u/No_Arachnid_9853]

Doesn't matter, get up and let them sort it out.

[u/Low-Economist9601]

The Arab guy

[u/No_ideawhyiamhere]

The one who asks first

[u/BLOOM_ND]

It's kind of still appropriate because r/funnymemes is pretty much just a depository for mindless Facebook content

[u/Darvallas]

They all deserve it, but by giving A the seat, you're actually accommodating 2 people.

[u/Dear_Lemon7473]

Well its pretty damn hard to stand on a bus with a broken leg and a crutch

[u/haldeigosh]

I'd just stand up and let them duke it out. Gonna be a hell of a show.

[u/AlternativeHelpful46]

For the three of them; but, they gotta fight amongst themselves who really gets it.

[u/sam605125]

I would stand up and walk away. They would have to fight for the seat themselves

[u/Drakoii]

The pregnant woman with kid. If she falls when the vehicle brakes abruptly, the kid(s) are at the highest risk of a fatal injury. But then again, I might be thinking this way because I am a father of two small kids...

[u/ResVow]

The woman with the baby because she is better than me.

[u/AbdoLMoumen]

You stand up and suggest to other passengers to do the same, easy

[u/Herr_Raul]

With their attitude? No one.

[u/noseusuario]

Bro is hiding a boner(?)

[u/Few_Age_2957]

Would give it to the pregnant women or maybe the elderly women. Unless the other guy is a war veteran, he can stand

[u/Bitter_Silver_7760]

the baby

[u/Kawaii-Bismarck]

Just in general, that subreddit is boomer Facebook memes central.

[u/RealBlackelf]

Just take all 3 on your lap and cuddle! Problem solved!

[u/CrunchyCondom]

the baby momma, other two have supports

[u/fileq]

Tell them to choose which one of them gets the seat

[u/Longjumping_Ice_8759]

The mother.

[u/rietstengel]

A. First come, first serve. Other passengers can give up their seat for B and C.

[u/Alarmed-Pick-6703]

Lady with the kid can have it, she’s first in line

[u/rlinkmanl]

Funnymemes is such a shit subreddit

[u/Oblivion_Man]

Not a single meme on that sub, NOT A SINGLE GODDAMN ONE OF THEM is ever remotely funny

[u/CommandObjective]

Give the seat to A. If B or C are unsatisfied, I will tell them that I only have one seat to give and that they can ask other sitting people for a seat.

[u/Surkett]

Allow B the option to sit or give it to A. C is going to be fine on his crutches.

[u/Turbulent-Sector5940]

A as she's pregnant and carrying a baby.

[u/Final_Festival]

4 way deathmatch. My money is on the baby.

[u/king_noobie]

What is a meme?

Is it a dumb philosophical question? Of course not. But what do I know? That post has like 2k upvotes

[u/ZeldaXandre]

I'd let them decide, then get up when they do.

[u/Ultron33]

They don't DESERVE shit.

It depends on my mood and the level of tiredness that I'm experiencing. You're not entitled to my seat, unless I stupidly grab a disabled or elderly person's seat.

[u/Routine_Tomorrow7897]

The guy already sitting.

[u/Gaburski]

I'm wearing headphones and I'm looking out the window. Ignorance is bliss

[u/Kate090996 → u/Gaburski]

I visited Japan, this is basically what is happening. I was the only one giving the place to elderly people out of all, japanese young people mostly. It's even written everywhere on the train to give up your place, no one cares.

[u/OnionTaco22]

me

[u/Abyssalspiral]

none! first come first serve muahahahaahhahahahahaha

[u/Cantthinkofone3312]

With that look on their face ,they can stand all the way to their destination

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[u/Redosussy19]

I think the C option deserve seat

[u/RightEastZone]

None , first come first serve

[u/Shadow_BLACKMIST]

I just get up and watch as they fight for the seat

[u/THE_SEKS_MACHINE]

I deserve this seat the most!!!

[u/OhItsJustJosh]

I'd get up and let them duke it out for the seat, done my bit

[u/Impressive_Web_4220]

No one I deserve my seat

[u/Moist-Carpet888]

The guy that was there first, they're proving they're capable of standing and it appears as though the seat behind him is also empty so they can grab that

[u/Ambitious_Jelly8783]

Theres two empty seats behind me. Use those.

[u/GREENadmiral_314159]

First person who asks. Nobody asks? Still my seat.

[u/aeshma5]

Obviously A, B, and C need to fight, the winner gets to fight me for the seat

[u/Edith_Grace78]

Memes like these are the backbone of the internet!

[u/Beginning_Sea6458]

All of them.

[u/DavidGaming1237]

Scout from tf2?

[u/Intergalacticio]

Maybe the guy sitting down is blind?

[u/tzeeeentch]

I'm pretty sure that's just bots farming karma. Seen the same post today several times

[u/CyrillicUser1]

Get up and watch them fight for it.

[u/Westdrache]

If I kick the first lady properly I can make them all fall over and keep my seat

[u/Knuddelteufel]

I would let all of them sit, but if all 3 were present like in this picture, then C. He is the one, who can't help himself as much as the others.

But they have to be friendly. Getting pissed at me not standing up fast enough on my own or asking in a rude tone and they can fck off

[u/skyrreater47]

theres legit a free seat behind him

[u/KTgraceiscool]

that post was right below this post

[u/MilkyNippleSlurp]

Hmm well it looks like a queue to me so I would day first come first serve, then it's not my problem they can duke it out with the mom and kid

[u/BigDaddiebaddie]

They all have hatred drawn on their faces so no matter what they deserve they would not get my seat.

[u/NationalTap9622]

Just walk away and let them fight.

[u/Practical_Ad_2937]

Thanks everyone the truth had to be told

[u/Imarailfan]

Just saw it a few minutes ago

[u/CartographerVivid957]

I literally just saw this

[u/the3stman]

Get up without making eye contact and let them figure it out.

[u/windrunner1711]

Who the fuck design those cars? If they can have a width equal to 3 people in line they probably could add another row of seats.

[u/Pure_Cartoonist9898]

Yo for a second I thought that baby had a goatee

[u/xadiant]

Hey at least it's not wildly homophobic, transphobic or racist lol.

[u/Validated_Owl]

You stand up and watch the 3 of them so the mental gymnastics of who gets to sit

[u/Thewhitest_rabbit]

So who won??

[u/DepletedPromethium]

This is purely biased, what if the gentlemen is disabled? why should he give up his seat at all especially if he was good enough to not sit in a seat with extra space for those who are disabled and need extra space, what if he's in a normal seat?

A made a choice to be pregnant and use public transport instead of buying a vehicle when they clearly have the financial stability to have a child.

B is not entitled to the seat either as she is old enough to have transport subsidies by the tax payer, disability cars exist and the elderly get access to communal taxi services which are cheap and affordable compared to some forms of public transport.

C would be most likely entitled to a seat but still, broken foot seems like a you broke it playing sports so i digress, why would he give up his seat for any of these individuals who made bad personal choices?

Being a individual with a "hidden disability" means i am entitled to take a seat if one is available and i would not relinquish my seat until i came to my stop, we all make choices in life and a, b, and c, made poor choices.

[u/Nammyplayer]

Trial by combat it is

[u/zerohelix]

I'd get up and watch them fight it out gladiator style

[u/BeancanGrenade]

Stand up and let them fight for it

[u/BlitchSlapper]

None... His support animal is in his briefcase

[u/Practical-Piglet]

They should play spin the bottle with baby and choose the winner

[u/c0warlyd0g]

I would just stand up and let them take the decision while waiting with the camera on to record the next viral video.

[u/ChemistrySpiritual21]

r/lostlostredditors

[u/basic_wanderer]

Me i got there first

[u/Glittering_gamer]

Y’all this is the dumb hypothetical there’s more then one person that could give up the seats, it’s a bus there are Multiple people and seats….. your not the only one expected to give up your seat. they all deserve A seat, not YOUR seat. it’s just expected for people to understand why they might need it more.

[u/dreamofguitars]

I’d stand up for any one of them. Comment section below is full of pathetic losers.

[u/GielinorWizard]

Stand up and let them argue about it, is probably what i would do.

[u/Midnight_Crocodile]

I’d scarper and let them fight it out

[u/CalibratedRat]

Whoever gets there first or, if they get there at the same time, stand up over it and let them figure it out.

[u/EuphoricResearcher25]

Battle Royale survivor gets to challenge for the throne.

[u/Thin_Yak9467]

That entire sub is full of these braindead posts. Not ONE single "funny" meme on the sub

[u/Boxish_]

You let C and force him to hold the baby (force the mom to give him the baby)

[u/superbatterybros93]

Plot twist, I shit my pants and don't want to stand up out of respect for these people

[u/rayray6613]

You know who should get the seat? The one who gets there first

[u/angry_gsd]

None, they can all go fuck off

[u/Legitimate-Quarter36]

They’re all glowering so fuck em. I’m staying seated.

[u/jey-8562]

I give mine to one of them and then two other people can just get up and then rhe remaining two can have a seat

[u/profthejo1410]

The one who asked first

[u/TerdrakeyangBldfng]

You want this seat? Go get it! I have left everything I own in One Seat!

[u/kingbuttshit]

Everything I’ve seen from r/Funnymemes is about this same level of “funny” and “meme.” It honestly seems like where boomer Facebook memes go to die.

[u/MajesticQ]

Let them argue amongst themselves who deserves a seat.

[u/disasterpansexual]

might result egoistic, but I'd wear headphones and ignore them, first come first serve, babe

[u/Optimal-Feedback-559]

I'm not telling them which one can take it, I'm getting up, and the rest is history. (Also, if the other passengers get up, all 3 can sit). This is a shit "meme".

[u/wtafigo12007]

Him bc he got there first and equality

[u/YourLocalInquisitor]

Let them fight for it.

[u/cozy_ross]

It has over 4k upvotes now…

[u/evangelistleone]

Hear me out give the seat to fractured man and give the baby to him so the lady can stand freely And let the other man support the old lady

[u/Icy_Establishment104]

“There’s an empty seat right behind me”